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Kinda scary....
I was just walking down the hall at work when i heard a weird "click" every time i took a step with my left foor. So i looked to see if there was something stuck to it and there was,
A nasty, rusty, jagged, barbed 2 inch steel roofing nail was stuck 3/4 of the way into the foam sole of my shoe. The weird thing is that it was stuck in parallel to the ground, so it would not have stuck in my foot, but talk about dodging a bullet.... If i had hit it the other way, i would get to go to the emergency room and get a tetanus shot... Now, what i am wondering is, how the hell does a nail get stuck in sideways like that?
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Are you bow-legged....or maybe you just walk funny.:D
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must think of something stupid to say....I just can't! DAMMIT!
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lay off the mcdonalds ... especially if you start finding small children embedded sideways in your shoe :D
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Quote:
Everything you say is stupid :D Just kidding.
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See, being friends with me does have some benifits...like not getting tetnus.
J/K Glad it was "on" and not "in."
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Re: Kinda scary....
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These guys did it:
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