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Old 12-23-2004, 05:12 AM
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Random funny shit with google

Okay, im sure im not the first person to notice some weird, funny shit coming up on google searches. go find some funny shit and post it here.

If it is disgusting or pornographic, just post a link, please. there are kids here.

Anyway, go to this page, and find a puicture with this title:
O_MONSTRO_DA_PISCINA.jpg

http://images.google.com/images?q=mr...&start=20&sa=N


I was simply trying to find a mr hankey pic for my avatar and i almost fell out of my chair laughing.
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Old 12-23-2004, 05:39 AM
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do a little search on a word as simple as "burger" and google will bring you tits.....

http://img-tbhl.theonering.net/news/burger.jpg


Who knew burger was such an evil word...
http://www.xs4all.nl/~pwitteve/Where's%20my%20burger.jpg



Also came up with burger. God-damn, he gets the "ugly goofball" award....

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Old 12-23-2004, 05:48 AM
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this is where i get all my pics .. just random words.
If you use the obvious you just get the same as everyone else.

and yes, you sure have to wade through oceans of porn.

doesnt it make you wonder ?
How many girls have posed for photos/magazines
and done porn ...

It must be a freaking high number .. a measurable percentage.
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Old 12-23-2004, 05:54 AM
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i know... The internet has created a massive "ameture porn" industry. I always liked the ameture stuff better anyway. they are usually "real" girls, and sluts to boot. makes the "im banging her" fantasy that much more effective.


Of course, i dont require porn any more, but it is still fun to stumble over occasionally.
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Old 12-23-2004, 05:56 AM
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i know... The internet has created a massive "ameture porn" industry. I always liked the ameture stuff better anyway. they are usually "real" girls, and sluts to boot. makes the "im banging her" fantasy that much more effective.


Of course, i dont require porn any more, but it is still fun to stumble over occasionally.
i'm down with the amateur bootie too ..

the pros arent any good .. gimme the girl next door anyday.
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Old 12-23-2004, 06:01 AM
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the pros are interesting for a short period, kinda like really sexy barbie dolls.

Ametures look like they do it because they like it, not because its going to pay a lot.

Plus, i cant fucking stand fake tits. The worst are cheap professional porns, where the women have big nasty scars from getting their tits bigger. Give me Big Naturals any day :)
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Old 12-23-2004, 06:06 AM
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the pros are interesting for a short period, kinda like really sexy barbie dolls.

Ametures look like they do it because they like it, not because its going to pay a lot.

Plus, i cant fucking stand fake tits. The worst are cheap professional porns, where the women have big nasty scars from getting their tits bigger. Give me Big Naturals any day :)

its more fun because we are seeing 'forbidden fruit' like a down top shot of the hot neighbour ...

when a peeler pops it out ..she's getting paid for it .. i want to see a girl who does it because she gets off on it .. thats hot !

he, i showed you twice how to spell amateur by the way mr. writer man :)
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Old 12-23-2004, 06:08 AM
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I use MS word, and the forum doesnt have a spell-checker :p
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Old 12-23-2004, 09:19 AM
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so many things id love to say and for once im keeping my mouth shut

:D on that note. VOD, i wouldnt post pornographic links if i were u.... im not gren the cake for no reason!! :D :D:D
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so many things id love to say and for once im keeping my mouth shut

:D on that note. VOD, i wouldnt post pornographic links if i were u.... im not gren the cake for no reason!! :D :D:D
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