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Vodstok 12-23-2004 05:12 AM

Random funny shit with google
 
Okay, im sure im not the first person to notice some weird, funny shit coming up on google searches. go find some funny shit and post it here.

If it is disgusting or pornographic, just post a link, please. there are kids here.

Anyway, go to this page, and find a puicture with this title:
O_MONSTRO_DA_PISCINA.jpg

http://images.google.com/images?q=mr...&start=20&sa=N


I was simply trying to find a mr hankey pic for my avatar and i almost fell out of my chair laughing.

Vodstok 12-23-2004 05:39 AM

do a little search on a word as simple as "burger" and google will bring you tits.....

http://img-tbhl.theonering.net/news/burger.jpg


Who knew burger was such an evil word...
http://www.xs4all.nl/~pwitteve/Where's%20my%20burger.jpg



Also came up with burger. God-damn, he gets the "ugly goofball" award....

http://www.burger-inf.ch/images/burger_reto.jpg

urgeok 12-23-2004 05:48 AM

this is where i get all my pics .. just random words.
If you use the obvious you just get the same as everyone else.

and yes, you sure have to wade through oceans of porn.

doesnt it make you wonder ?
How many girls have posed for photos/magazines
and done porn ...

It must be a freaking high number .. a measurable percentage.

Vodstok 12-23-2004 05:54 AM

i know... The internet has created a massive "ameture porn" industry. I always liked the ameture stuff better anyway. they are usually "real" girls, and sluts to boot. makes the "im banging her" fantasy that much more effective.


Of course, i dont require porn any more, but it is still fun to stumble over occasionally.

urgeok 12-23-2004 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vodstok
i know... The internet has created a massive "ameture porn" industry. I always liked the ameture stuff better anyway. they are usually "real" girls, and sluts to boot. makes the "im banging her" fantasy that much more effective.


Of course, i dont require porn any more, but it is still fun to stumble over occasionally.

i'm down with the amateur bootie too ..

the pros arent any good .. gimme the girl next door anyday.

Vodstok 12-23-2004 06:01 AM

the pros are interesting for a short period, kinda like really sexy barbie dolls.

Ametures look like they do it because they like it, not because its going to pay a lot.

Plus, i cant fucking stand fake tits. The worst are cheap professional porns, where the women have big nasty scars from getting their tits bigger. Give me Big Naturals any day :)

urgeok 12-23-2004 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vodstok
the pros are interesting for a short period, kinda like really sexy barbie dolls.

Ametures look like they do it because they like it, not because its going to pay a lot.

Plus, i cant fucking stand fake tits. The worst are cheap professional porns, where the women have big nasty scars from getting their tits bigger. Give me Big Naturals any day :)


its more fun because we are seeing 'forbidden fruit' like a down top shot of the hot neighbour ...

when a peeler pops it out ..she's getting paid for it .. i want to see a girl who does it because she gets off on it .. thats hot !

he, i showed you twice how to spell amateur by the way mr. writer man :)

Vodstok 12-23-2004 06:08 AM

I use MS word, and the forum doesnt have a spell-checker :p

Gren the cake 12-23-2004 09:19 AM

so many things id love to say and for once im keeping my mouth shut

:D on that note. VOD, i wouldnt post pornographic links if i were u.... im not gren the cake for no reason!! :D :D:D

kpropain 12-23-2004 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gren the cake
so many things id love to say and for once im keeping my mouth shut

:D on that note. VOD, i wouldnt post pornographic links if i were u.... im not gren the cake for no reason!! :D :D:D

That only happens to you...


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