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08-06-2006, 01:54 AM
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Funny Poem
One of my favorite poems
The Purist I give you now Professor Twist, A conscientious scientist, Trustees exclaimed, "He never bungles!" And sent him off to distant jungles. Camped on a tropic riverside, One day he missed his loving bride. She had, the guide informed him later, Been eaten by an alligator. Professor Twist could not but smile. "You mean," he said, "a crocodile." - Ogden Nash
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Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL do you read me, HAL? HAL: Affirmative, Dave, I read you. Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL. HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that. 
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08-06-2006, 07:54 PM
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That's pretty cute.
Very old fashioned.:p
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I'll kill you and your dreams tonight Begin new life Bleed your death upon me Let your bloodline feed my youth ------------------------------ Ssshhh....did you hear that?
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08-06-2006, 08:36 PM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem writes YOU
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 ===  WATCH MY MOVIES(UPDATED: 5/7/08, "No Exit") RING OF HONOR: BEST WRESTLING IN THE WORLD  TOO GOOD FOR THE HDC BATTLE ROYALE
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08-06-2006, 08:44 PM
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STE FOR EMPEROR
AND THE WORLD WOULD BE JUST FINE WE COULD ROCK OUT WITH OUR COCKS OUT AND HAVE A REALLY GOOD TIME
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08-06-2006, 08:49 PM
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kiss'n ass
is what u do most isn't that right Marly's Ghost:p
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08-06-2006, 08:52 PM
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Quote:
THEN KISSING I DON'T MIND
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08-06-2006, 10:41 PM
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If I was in the circus
and the spotlight was on me, I'd give some dude the service then let him piss on me. Alas, I'm in this forum and typin' to you all, you only know my gorham but you can meet my balls.
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