Funny Poem
 

One of my favorite poems


The Purist

I give you now Professor Twist,
A conscientious scientist,
Trustees exclaimed, "He never bungles!"
And sent him off to distant jungles.
Camped on a tropic riverside,
One day he missed his loving bride.
She had, the guide informed him later,
Been eaten by an alligator.
Professor Twist could not but smile.
"You mean," he said, "a crocodile."

- Ogden Nash

That's pretty cute.
Very old fashioned.:p

Fantabulous!

meh....give me some Marley's Ghost anyday.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes YOU

STE FOR EMPEROR
AND THE WORLD WOULD BE JUST FINE
WE COULD ROCK OUT WITH OUR COCKS OUT
AND HAVE A REALLY GOOD TIME

kiss'n ass
is what u do most
isn't that right Marly's Ghost:p

IF THE ASS IS QUITE FINE
THEN KISSING
I DON'T MIND

If I was in the circus
and the spotlight was on me,
I'd give some dude the service
then let him piss on me.
Alas, I'm in this forum
and typin' to you all,
you only know my gorham
but you can meet my balls.