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Bee-otch 08-06-2006 01:54 AM

Funny Poem
 
One of my favorite poems


The Purist

I give you now Professor Twist,
A conscientious scientist,
Trustees exclaimed, "He never bungles!"
And sent him off to distant jungles.
Camped on a tropic riverside,
One day he missed his loving bride.
She had, the guide informed him later,
Been eaten by an alligator.
Professor Twist could not but smile.
"You mean," he said, "a crocodile."

- Ogden Nash

Miss Olivia 08-06-2006 07:54 PM

That's pretty cute.
Very old fashioned.:p

crabapple 08-06-2006 08:18 PM

Fantabulous!

newb 08-06-2006 08:32 PM

meh....give me some Marley's Ghost anyday.

The STE 08-06-2006 08:36 PM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes YOU

Marley's Ghost 08-06-2006 08:44 PM

STE FOR EMPEROR
AND THE WORLD WOULD BE JUST FINE
WE COULD ROCK OUT WITH OUR COCKS OUT
AND HAVE A REALLY GOOD TIME

ENTITY2000 08-06-2006 08:49 PM

kiss'n ass
is what u do most
isn't that right Marly's Ghost:p

Marley's Ghost 08-06-2006 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
kiss'n ass
is what u do most
isn't that right Marly's Ghost:p

IF THE ASS IS QUITE FINE
THEN KISSING
I DON'T MIND

ItsAlive75 08-06-2006 10:41 PM

If I was in the circus
and the spotlight was on me,
I'd give some dude the service
then let him piss on me.
Alas, I'm in this forum
and typin' to you all,
you only know my gorham
but you can meet my balls.


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