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03-04-2004, 12:38 PM
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Grammar Lessons with Haunted
Okay, this is just so people will know, and it should help you with your little posts and whatever. Okay!
First lesson is "your" and "you're." It's a really common mistake. Your- is the possessive form of the pronoun you. (As in, "You are an asshole" or "You would be better off swimming in battery acid.") Here are some sentences with "your." Your boyfriend is ugly. Your mama is fat. Your idea sucks. You're- is the contraction for "you are." Here are some sentences for "you're" You're an idiot. You're wrong, dumbass. You're the dummy. Okay, another common mistake: there vs. their There is an adverb describing location: The gravity bong is over there. There's my fucking cigarettes! -There also describes something that is. There are psychopaths living in that delipidated house. There is a monster under your bed, kid. There are many idiots in the room. Okay now "their." "Their" is the possessive form of "they" Their car was stolen last night. Their musical choice is shit. Their annoying personality causes Evisceration to become violent. Okay. That's all for now. I hope this lesson has been fun and educational. Love and kisses.
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By the time you're twenty-five they will say you've gone and blown it. By the time you're thirty-five I must confide you will have blown them all Last edited by Haunted; 03-04-2004 at 12:45 PM. 
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03-04-2004, 12:44 PM
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Strong Bad: If you want to be possessive it's just I-T-S, but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-Apostraphe-S...scalawag
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03-05-2004, 09:40 AM
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I made the dumbest mistake with this post. I'm too humiliated to tell you all what it is. Sorry.
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By the time you're twenty-five they will say you've gone and blown it. By the time you're thirty-five I must confide you will have blown them all Last edited by Haunted; 03-05-2004 at 09:43 AM.
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03-05-2004, 10:14 AM
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You took the tit-shot back?!?
How could you?
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03-05-2004, 10:29 AM
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Quote:
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...  If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be
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03-05-2004, 01:43 PM
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Rayne, your too nice to us. :)
Actually, I made a post to tell Sam that I'd made the mistake he was talking about. Only I hadn't so I had to take up space. Sometimes, I amaze myself. :p
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By the time you're twenty-five they will say you've gone and blown it. By the time you're thirty-five I must confide you will have blown them all
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04-21-2004, 08:48 PM
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and who says public education is needed
hey......BAH BAH blacksheep have you any wool?
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04-21-2004, 08:53 PM
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Then what good are ya? Bet your meat is pretty tasty.......
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