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Old 11-22-2007, 06:22 PM
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18 Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving!!

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. That's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

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Old 11-22-2007, 06:33 PM
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Hahahahha. Nice to see you still around pink.
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Old 11-22-2007, 06:47 PM
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hahaha it's not even thanksgiving for me but that's still hilarious.
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Old 11-22-2007, 07:57 PM
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3. It's Cool Whip time!

5. That's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
Those in particular are not Thanksgiving-y. Yeah, you can say them at Thanksgiving, but you can say them any time without it being something dirty. This wasn't funny at all.
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Old 11-22-2007, 08:01 PM
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Pass the fucking turkey.....asshole.



just a cute holiday saying in my family.
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Old 11-22-2007, 08:06 PM
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Those in particular are not Thanksgiving-y. Yeah, you can say them at Thanksgiving, but you can say them any time without it being something dirty. This wasn't funny at all.
I was bored! It was sent to me on myspace, just thought i would pass it on!;)
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Old 11-22-2007, 09:40 PM
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Old 11-22-2007, 09:47 PM
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The fact that it's an unfunny list has nothing to do with a figurative menstral cycle.
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Old 11-23-2007, 07:26 AM
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funny list Mags - STE's just pissed he couldn't come up with something funny to post.
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Old 11-23-2007, 09:37 AM
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Or maybe I just don't find the list funny. But don't let me stop you all from lining up to suck PinkFloyd's dick over it some more.
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