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pinkfloyd45769 11-22-2007 06:22 PM

18 Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving!!
 
1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. That's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!

Posher778 11-22-2007 06:33 PM

Hahahahha. Nice to see you still around pink.

missmacabre 11-22-2007 06:47 PM

hahaha it's not even thanksgiving for me but that's still hilarious.

The STE 11-22-2007 07:57 PM

Quote:

3. It's Cool Whip time!

5. That's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
Those in particular are not Thanksgiving-y. Yeah, you can say them at Thanksgiving, but you can say them any time without it being something dirty. This wasn't funny at all.

newb 11-22-2007 08:01 PM

Pass the fucking turkey.....asshole.



just a cute holiday saying in my family.

pinkfloyd45769 11-22-2007 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The STE (Post 649100)
Those in particular are not Thanksgiving-y. Yeah, you can say them at Thanksgiving, but you can say them any time without it being something dirty. This wasn't funny at all.

I was bored! It was sent to me on myspace, just thought i would pass it on!;)

GorePhobia 11-22-2007 09:40 PM

Sam is just PMSing he will get over it.

The STE 11-22-2007 09:47 PM

The fact that it's an unfunny list has nothing to do with a figurative menstral cycle.

Zero 11-23-2007 07:26 AM

funny list Mags - STE's just pissed he couldn't come up with something funny to post.

The STE 11-23-2007 09:37 AM

Or maybe I just don't find the list funny. But don't let me stop you all from lining up to suck PinkFloyd's dick over it some more.


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