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02-13-2006, 06:32 PM
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Life's Unanswered Questions
Ever think of a question that nobody has the answer to? Or it's a comical question, but still doesn't have an answer? Well, post them here, and you might just finally get an answer.
Here are mine: If Jimmy crapped corn and nobody cares, then why is there a song about it? Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on? What is the point in saying "may I ask" and then follow it up with a question? What does a bunny have to do with the resurrection of Christ? Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck? How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there? Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
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02-13-2006, 06:33 PM
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why does it not bother anyone that doctors call what they do "practice"?
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02-13-2006, 06:35 PM
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Gallagher Gallagher Gallagher Gallagher Gallagher Gallagher Gallagher Gallagher Gallagher Gallagher Gallagher Gallagher Gallagher Gallagher Gallagher Gallagher Gallagher Gallagher Gallagher Gallagher
Get it?
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02-13-2006, 06:36 PM
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Those are really good. I ask my mom shit like this all the time,but now i can't think of any!
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02-13-2006, 06:37 PM
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if a baseball breaks a window does it cause the window PANE?
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02-13-2006, 06:39 PM
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Why did the wrong two Beatles have to die first?
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02-13-2006, 06:42 PM
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"Why is the word big so small, but the word little is twice as big!" Blaugh.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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02-13-2006, 06:42 PM
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Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute? Do stairs go up or down? When people say, "I?m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place? Can mute people burp? How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play? If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
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02-13-2006, 06:44 PM
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