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03-31-2005, 02:10 PM
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Mitch Headburg died
http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/03/31/131010.php
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it" one of my favorite comedians :(
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03-31-2005, 04:03 PM
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Oh man! That really sucks! Not only was he one of the brightest young comedians, but he was from my hometown too and we don't get many celebrities from here. This is waaaaay before his time. I wonder if it was drug related?
This sucks.... RIP. Last edited by bwind22; 03-31-2005 at 11:26 PM.
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03-31-2005, 05:30 PM
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apparently he was way off the deep end with drugs towards the end. Couple people were saying they saw him at a stand up thing recently and it basically amounted to him rambling on stage for an hour. Plus, he talked about him doing drugs in his standup thing. Granted, that's not proof that he DID drugs, but still...
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03-31-2005, 06:10 PM
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"If I had a friend who was a tight rope walker and one day while walking down the street he tripped, I'd find that completely unacceptable."
I'm using that.
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03-31-2005, 06:12 PM
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Quote:
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03-31-2005, 06:14 PM
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I remember once I saw him on Comedy Central, he was talking about Pringles.
"I think Pringles original idea was to sell tennis balls." It took me about 3 days to figure it out.
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03-31-2005, 06:21 PM
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Another of my favorites:
"I think Big Foot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. And that's extra scary to me. Somewhere out there is a big, out-of-focus monster roaming the country side. 'Oh, no, he's fuzzy, get out of here!'" "Someone said, 'here's a picture of me when I was younger.' Every picture of you is of when you were younger. 'Here's a picture of me when I'm older.' You son of a bitch, let me see that camera."
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03-31-2005, 10:05 PM
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"At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said "Certainly." He saidDo I need to dial 9?" I say "Yeah. Especially if it's in the number. You can try four and five back to back real quick."
"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. I need more dice." "I went to the park and saw this kid flying a kite. The kid was really excited. I don't know why, that's what they're supposed to do. Now if he had had a chair on the other end of that string, I would have been impressed." All this crying over Terry Schiavo (where did all the Terry threads disappear to anyway? lol) when Mitch Hedberg dies. :( Mitch made me laugh, Terry just layed there. God's a bastard, he knew I wouldn't care about Schiavo so he did this just to piss me off.
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03-31-2005, 10:27 PM
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I don't know.... I really hope this isn't real. It is going to be April Fool's tomorrow....
Of course a comedian would die around april fool's. God has a sick sense of humor. Mitch is one of my favorites.... I hope this is a hoax
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