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Oink ...Oink this little piggy went to the market...
Do you think pigs are really happy in shit?
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Better in shit than on plate.
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i just dont think they know any better.
as a matter of fact just last night i read a book to my kid by JEan Little about a little pig who grew up in the city. She wanted to meet her grandpa so she travelled to the country to the farm her grandfather lived on and was astounded that all the animals were naked (they wear clothes in the city) and that they ate slop and played in shit. (the book called it manure) she went back home to her nice food and clean clothes, and shitless existance. So this fine book wholely supports my theory. |
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we had a better idea one afternoon, there was a huge patch of stingign nettles round the side of the pens... thses things stink like hell if you brush agains em, any way we found some leather gloves in a shed a ripped up some of the logest nettles, then dangled them in the pens... the silly fuckers were munching on em like there was no tomorrow.. me and my younger bro were literaly 'rolling on the floor laughing out loud' :) |
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some animals like those nettles .. they have tough mouths that let then eat without getting stung .. as far as piggies go .. they make excellent pets .. i think George Clooney has one .. |
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getting porked pig in a poke .. insert additional porcine inuendo comment here : |
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If it plays in shit, bathes in shit, eats shit, wears shit, and sleeps in shit, then there can only be one explanation. You must be talking about my ex.
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La Parka
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