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Old 07-08-2015, 01:13 AM
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Shark Week
*Notices before watching* Oooooh yaaaaay another film from The Asylum. I hope they don't loose the plot this time. Can't even get real shark footage. Aren't we off to a godawful start.
The story itself isn't too bad. Classic vengeance tale with sharks as a weapon. And stupid as shit characters through bad acting of course. The effects though. Good lord why do we encourage these shit effect films.

Scary Movie
I quite enjoy it. Certainly better than the sequels. or at least most of the sequels

Munger Road
I liked it. The build up was good, nice and suspenseful despite a bit of a slow start. They didn't reveal the killer. Didn't show his face. Just bits and pieces and just let the suspense and stories told by the more experienced officer build up the fear of him rather than depending on the face of a demented killer or anything physical. I wanted to complain how it ended. It was predictable (some of the things he did is just not possible when still alive), but then it ended up being 'to be continued'. Soooo I guess save the rest of my judgement for after a possible part two? I don't know. I would probably watch it again at some point. And it had the guy from xmen in it who turned to a goo mutant (he was the before mentioned cop) so that was interesting.

Killer Instinct
Getting soooooo tired of movies trying to freak me out with snakes that aren't even venomous. Milk snakes are very different from corals thank you. That aside I'm a little confused on how to rate this. It's like they took two movies and tried to put them together. I mean how mood killing is it to go from one scene killing off a kid in a tub of boiling water to cut to another scene with two people having a talk in a diner. The strong female characters were refreshing though. About all I can say for it. The ending was predictable-ish. I'm surprised only one out of towner was the only one to notice the connection between the victims.

The Town That Dreaded Sundown
I liked it enough. But seriously, what is it with characters making dumb as fuck decisions. And I don't think we ever find out for sure who the original killer was? Even so I recommend a watch.
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