There is a topic which has been raging for years in HDC. Most of us are familiar with it.
(For those who aren't, check here -
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8005)
Think of this as something similar on those lines.
Who would win if we had a drunken brawl between :-
Newb + Zero on one side - A beer-guzzler who drinks a gazillion liters and doesn't pass out and is ready to take on the world (+) a redheaded monkey who thinks he owns Bruce Lee once he gets red-faced drunk (lets assume he is the angry chimp of Bwind's debate above)...
taking on...
Chuck Norris - everyone knows what happens when Chuck's legs start flying around. Be warned, he could literally kick the shit outta ya. No shit.
Bring on the punches!