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Old 10-29-2008, 12:58 PM
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I'd invent a super accurate high powered cannon that could cause organic matter to break down. Then I wouldn't let you see it and I'd slap you until you cry. Then I would invent a chainsaw that can cut through anything. And I wouldn't let you try it out. Then I'd slap you until you cry. Then I'd apologize for slapping you with a wine and cheese gift basket. But the cheese would be coated with poison.
You bastard..... tainting the goodness of cheese....

I would wrap you in wet rawhide, tightly, and leave you out in the sun. Once the rawhide started to dry you would be slowly squeezed to death until your head popped off and your guts squirted out like toothpaste out of a tight squeezed tube.
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