[Doc Faustus]

I'd invent a super accurate high powered cannon that could cause organic matter to break down. Then I wouldn't let you see it and I'd slap you until you cry. Then I would invent a chainsaw that can cut through anything. And I wouldn't let you try it out. Then I'd slap you until you cry. Then I'd apologize for slapping you with a wine and cheese gift basket. But the cheese would be coated with poison.