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Originally Posted by The_Author
The Author walks to his friends on Horror.com, each eagerly awaiting his announcement. He speaks,
"My friends, I would first and foremost like to apologize for not completeing the Novelisation of the Battle Royale. My reason is rather poor, it was simply very tasking to write. However, I hope my latest writings have made up for it..."
Several People in the crowd realize the truth. The Author reaches across, and pulls off his mask, and what he reveals, shocks all.
Artist's interpretation of The Author's Face
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Haha...You are such a dork :p
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If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit
My Karma ran over my Dogma
God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him
I'm suffocating in what's become of me...
The rancid remains of what I used to be
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