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Old 10-09-2008, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Festered View Post
You go all out when it comes to infections. I was thinking along the lines of staff, yeast, etc. :eek:

Arsenic laced Candy Corn
Caramel Apple with double edged razor blade
Snickers Bar with hypodermic needle
Almond Joy with crystal meth
LSD infused fruit cake(also good at Xmas time)

Top 5 ways to inflict psychological pain on your life partner?

1. Repeatedly call them by the wrong name in bed.
2. Make a doll that looks like them and perform physical tortures on the doll.
3. Send yourself flowers/gifts but sign the card from another man/woman.
4. Stop speaking to them and refuse to explain why, driving them crazy as they try to think what they did.
5. While having sex comment on how turned on you are that they resemble your mother/father.


Top 5 ways to get revenge.
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