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Old 07-10-2017, 05:15 PM
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They lost me at Russell Crowe's introduction as Doctor you-know-who (poor R L Stevenson must be turning in his grave, moaning at each reel of this monstrosity). Everything else after that went just one way - downhill. And don't even get me started on that ridiculous climax!

Not sure why Cruise and Crowe did this. Maybe they have gone bankrupt and needed the money desperately.

Pointless. Avoid unless otherwise.

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The only good thing to come out of this was the HILARIOUS trailer:



I still can't figure out why the mummy has two pupils in each eye... is that an Egyptian thing I'm unfamiliar with?



Speaking of these shit remakes, I watched Dracula Untold over hiatus. I should probably give my 2 cents on it:

...It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, but I still gave my copy to my sister because Dracula was a pussy.
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