Drunken brawl - Who would win?
 

There is a topic which has been raging for years in HDC. Most of us are familiar with it.

(For those who aren't, check here - http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8005)

Think of this as something similar on those lines.

Who would win if we had a drunken brawl between :-

Newb + Zero on one side - A beer-guzzler who drinks a gazillion liters and doesn't pass out and is ready to take on the world (+) a redheaded monkey who thinks he owns Bruce Lee once he gets red-faced drunk (lets assume he is the angry chimp of Bwind's debate above)...


taking on...


Chuck Norris - everyone knows what happens when Chuck's legs start flying around. Be warned, he could literally kick the shit outta ya. No shit.


Bring on the punches!

OH PULEEESSE

-NEWB once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

-ZERO recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

-If you can see NEWB, he can see you. If you can't see NEWB you may be only seconds away from death.

-ZERO'S' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

-NEWB once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

-ZERO does not sleep. He waits.

-The quickest way to a man's heart is with NEWBS' fist.

-What was going through the minds of ZERO'S victims before they died? His shoe.

-The following is a short list of things NEWB cannot do: .


-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for ZERO.

-NEWB can slam revolving doors.

-The Big Bang was actually ZERO roundhouse kicking God in the face.

chuck norris for sure.


the real question should be chuck norris vs angry chimp

Norris, drunk people are easy to beat up.

Norris cannot fail.

How drunk is Chuck Norris?

Hilarious anecdote time:

My Granny has always been a Chuck Norris fan. Loved him in Walker Texas Ranger and always talks about how nice he is as if she knows him personally.

So my Uncle Pete buys her a Chuck Norris calendar for christmas and she tells him how nice it is, and promises to hang it up on her wall. few days later she's over at my house for tea and tells me about her calendar, and how it has these silly sayings on it like "chuck Norris invented rainbows". She just didn't get it and I was laughing my head off. So goes on to tell me that she found an old calendar with some teddy bears on it that was the same size, so she taped the teddy bears over the chuck norris jokes so that she wouldn't have to break her promise of hanging it up. It's the most hilarious thing I have ever seen and I love my Granny XD

:D haha your Granny sounds cool?

Another question: Is newb allowed to bring his motorcycle gang?

Chuck Norris' hair could kick both their asses

Pretty much up there with Newb.

It's a drunken brawl people - Norris could take em easily when he's sober, but would he be as effective when he's drunk as fuck? That's the question.

Imagine a totally swaying droopy-eyed Chuck on one side, and the beer-guzzler + the redhead monkey on the other. All 3 almost senselessly (and hopelessly) drunk.