April Fool's Day Pranks
 

Got any good ones that you're planning to pull?...How about some past prank experiences that you are willing to share?

Being in a shop full of techs. this is what you get, everybody messes with everybodies cars and their toolboxes. Grease under the handles, wheel weights on your wheels, gives a horrendous vibration. Steal a guys driveshaft, so his car doesnt move, run a line from the washer pump to under the dash facing the driver, so when he uses the washer pump he gets a pants soaking of washer solvent. Pinch the fuel return line with vice grips, car drives about 10 miles before starving for fuel and dying out. ANd many more nasty stuff, that cant be written here.

Pleading has never been an option bestowed upon you. Only Pain. Pain in its purest form. Your suffering shall be ever lasting. Your self indulged idealism of "peace" in which you revere shall be never. Forever and ever. Hark thee, and give praise, you shall be cloaked in diabolical intents for as long as you deny the inferiority in which you were cursed with since birth. Your constant ramblings of personal insecurities is an offering in
which we shall expose and prey upon. Your sloven writings is a display of complete and utter weakness. A weakness in which we shall confine and exploit. I am the Overlord of this forum. I decide the fates of many. I am the so called "natural-selection". I am eternal.

wow..

Wow is right,
who would have guessed Darth bane posted about torment and never ending sorrow. I was sure for april fools he would a written a sonnet about rainbows and unicorns. Guess i was wrong.

As you will always be.....

Now if im always wrong I should go gambling. I should also brings friends. Ill bet a little on red and my friends can bet a lot on black. If im always wrong ill be rich in no time. Thanks for the idea;)

And you will find your "friends", no more.......

Is that why you're so sad, Darth Betty?
Awww...
Story of your life, huh?
:(

LMFAO
At last it all becomes clear

I'm planning on pulling a big prank on my grandmother and aunt:D ...you see....I've been with my guy for almost a year now, they know we're really close, they more than likely question my virginity "and if they do, they are WRONG, I am a virgin" sooooo I'm gonna be all emotional and say they're the only people I could turn to blah blah blah and then tell them that I'm 2 months pregnant!!!!:D :D :D :D :D :D :D Yes I am Evil

No, you are pathetic.

Ok I've been here a lot longer than you and you're getting on my nerves really bad why is everything you say negative?? you have no reason to purposly just put people down, if all you're gonna do is be a jerk then why are you here?

hahahahahahaha good luck! sounds like fun!

i did this to a coworker today. I put a batch file in his "startup" menu with this line in it:

shutdown -t 1 -r -f

For those of you unfamiliar with dos commands, that tells the machine to shut down after 1 second, and to force it, so no matter what programs are running, it will kill them and reboot.


He went through this 4 times on 2 computers before he got pissed enough to ask me to fix it :D

hehehe these are funny!

mine isnt anything extreme, but I laughed at it.

This guy that I am seeing asked my best friend out and begged and pleaded for her to say yes. She was so afraid to tell me that he asked. Lol she ended up saying No because she knows I like him. It was nice to see how loyal she is, even if she does think he's cute :)

Re: April Fool's Day Pranks
 

my biggest prank is tagging this dumb broad named bloodraynes post..i see she took \her pic off the icon...good move!!...u are butt ugly sweet cheeks!!!!!!!

any dumb ass who knows his shit can do that you nOOb scum sucker..............

Hey asswipe! Yeah, YOU! What the fuck is your beef with Arioch and Bloodryne? Ummm compeating musician?

ha ha some one today stool the princibles hubcaps and sence i go to a small school. (like 150 people or so) he made us empty our backpacks. funny shit

no i dont think so i just think hes just another asshole trying to get attion

OMFG! The freak is now PMing me!!! He called me a fag and some other crazy shit. Obviously, he doesn't have a clue as to my gender. :rolleyes: Looks as if I'm gonna have to to publicly embarass him.;)

this faggot has to be stoped

He actualy had the audacity to call me a newbie.:rolleyes:

Not even CLOSE. Have you read any of his posts? He obviously knows NOTHING about music and cannot play ANY instrument, therefore he is definitely NO musician. Obviously just an obsessed fan

He's been calling EVERYBODY a newbie! My goodness what a moron!

i agree with you this asshole has got to go be gay somewhere else

Perhaps he has no clue what the term means. His comprensive skills so far, have proven to be less than stellar

Just another bitch....:rolleyes:

BTW just to bring up the topic of this thread again..MY PRANK WORKED! I freaked my grandmother out soooo bad:D

It's easy enough to freak ppl out....this one works every time.
Take a toy machine gun apart (the kind that has a see-thru red segment in which sparks are produced when the trigger is pulled), get the trigger/spark device...and simply pretend to get electrocuted by, like, having the spark thing go off in your hand right next to a small kitchen electrical appliance.
Of course, being able to fall n shit convincingly is a sometimes painful part of it, but try it and just see how bad this fucks with ppl....

WOW cheeba that sounds evil! Need a job?? LOL

Living in AUS, I probably couldn't accept...heh-heh....
But by all means, if you need advice on pranks and/or minor acts of "terror"...Just fill me in on the situation, and I'll be happy to give you a free consultation...

I toke my old grandmas pet dog that she loves so dear and killed it. I then skinned it and blended itup. Since my grandma cant chew, she drinks food so I switch her drinkable food for her dead, beloved blended up pet. She dank half of him then noticed that he was missing. Then, in the drinkable "food", she saw its little tiny collar. She screamed and cried as shefigured out what I've done and I jumped out and yelled, "April Fools, you old piece of shit!" I think she had a heart attack... oh I laughed so hard I cried.

So uncreative. So unfulfilling. You, and your ramblings, are weak.

Talking to yourself again, Bane?

No..



No I am not.



My presence is met with many an audience.
Fear.
Envy.
Many emotions are felt.

I am the ONLY True Deity here.


That is undeniable.


Worship me Chee......As you always had.

Bane, have you ever been asked this question before?:

How do you write when you´re in a straightjacket?



What was your answer?:confused:

what about joy roger?