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Worst Horror movie this Century?!!
Boogyman
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Well everyone, what the hell do you think is the worst?
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Mr.Boll should about do it.
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I don't think I can pick just one.
Boogeyman sucked, but so did Darkness Falls The Fog remake (I actually got pissed off I bought it, and that almost never happens to me) Breeders Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor Troll 2 Carrie 2 Sleepwalkers Rose Red Various assorted Leprechaun movies White Noise They Those are the ones off the top of my head. Now keep in mind these are all movies that I would never watch again, once or twice being enough. I know there are a lot of other terrible movies out there, but a lot of the lower budget ones at least entertain me, like Troma video and crap like Jack Frost. The movies I listed were not only bad, they bored the hell out of me and left me feeling unentertained. Different strokes for different folks. |
The Cave. A thousand times. If it were possible, I would ensure that anyone who worked on this film never worked on a movie again. By any means necessary.
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Wow, gotaa agree with olivia's list, at least the ones i have seen.
Uwe Boll is this century's hitler. he is causing irreparable harm to the idea of making video game movies. Granted, Doom screwed up huge. They got the look right, and that is about it. The Tomb raider movies were about Anjelina Jolie running in tight clothes, bad, but they were what they were. I finally saw House of the Dead on scifi a few months back. My wife was a trooper and we stayed up until 2 to watch it. It is an AMAZING film. it is like discovering a new species of animal that is too stupid to take care of it's own young, and is made entirelyout of fecal matter. If Alffred Hitchcock was as good as Boll is bad, he would have metamorphosed into a god and been able to grant wishes. What i found most enetertaining was the screenshots from the game interposed into the movie, which were obviously him going "See, this is a movie from a video game. Dont see a link between the two? hey, the movie has SHOTS from the ACTUAL GAME! What more do you want?" I suppose never having seen the game before writing the screenplay would make it hard to match up the stories, so I will give him that. The other thing that bugged me.... I realise it was a way to get people to the evil island, but think about the people who attend raves.... 15 year old X addicts who like techno... Not exactly the kind of people who have a few grand kicking around to charter Jurgen Prochnow to cart their asses over to an island. And since when is being bodily impaled the kin dof thing you get up from with no ill effects? I'm sorry, she limped a little. Hoorah realism. And the best scene in the whole movie.... A woman is swimming topless, and without any reason beyond it was theonly way to have her tits in the entire scene, it was shot below water.... No, dont sdhow the FACE of the person in the scene, that might give her an identity. Just show her mostly naked body under water, floating. For god's sake, most porn doesnt dehumanize women to that degree. that is serial Killer behavior.... look up Edmund Kemper on crimelibrary to see. What were we talking about? Oh Yeah. Uwe Boll Sucks. |
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Return of the Overdone Thread from Hell!
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthre...ighlight=worst ^ Thats just the most recent, I can dig up plenty more if you want. |
Now that I think about it, The Haunted sucked too. I was so into seeing it, and the first half hour or so was great, then it all went downhill so fast I lost my breath.
The big ghost guy at the end reminded me of the Ghost of Christmas future on Mickey's A Christmas Carol. |
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Watch "Return to cabin by the lake". It's the movie that "The Ring" was based on, whenever someone finishes watching it they mysteriously die with a rope tied around their neck and their eyes gouged out. |
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I liked White Noise too.... I'd say Boogeyman was one of the least entertaining movies in the last 10 years. |
House Of The Dead
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i actually loved house of the dead. very awful movie indeed, but that doesnt mean its not still extremely entertaining.
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House of the Dead is awesome. You people are dissin but you don't know what you're missin. House of the Dead rocks = u all suck = freddy jason and michael myers RULEZ so there.
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I would like to add The Beast Within to my list. I just watched it for the first and last time. This was a retarded piece of crap.
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Hey! Vodstok's back! How's it goin dude? Where ya been? |
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mars native infected mutants? Oh yeah, soo much better than Demons. If they were worried about offending people, they might have wanted to leave out the guy who wanted a young male hooker. Just a suggestion. Quote:
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worst for me is darkness falls, ring 2, skeleton man, and rockville slayer.
doom started off good but the end let me down. i was expecting the huge cyborg satan thats the last boss in the game. the atmosphere didnt fit the game aswell. where were the dark bloody corridors? doom was brightly lit and very clean in the movie. the game is dark and scary. |
wendigo is the number 1 worse movie ever.. I could write ten pages on why that movie sucked.
the lamest has to be the scarecrow movies... |
I felt so ripped of when I saw boogyman, there are some like the cave and Darkness falls that I have been dubious about watching. You people are saveing hours of my life.
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Dark Harvest 2...
We just watched this one last night....Well, actually...We watched about 15 minutes of it, then we fastforwarded it the rest of the way because it was moving WAY too slow...And, even though we couldn't hear any dialogue or sound this way, it didn't change anything... Guy in a cornfield, trying to find his 2 daughters...He kept having visions of the guy who owned the cornfield killing his own 2 daughters...The dad and the daughters had seen the ghosts of the 2 dead girls who were looking for a lost locket...The guy found his daughters in the end, and hit the killer over the head with a pipe, the same pipe that the killer had just hit the dad's wife in the head with...She lived... Yes...That was the ENTIRE movie...Over an hour of just walking through a cornfield, yelling for his daughters... I have seen some incredibly shitty movies (Killjoy, Demons At The Door, Dark Town, One Of Them, etcetera)...But, this one beat them ALL...by FAR... |
Survival Island: A Weekend to Dismember
Besides the fact that there's a ridiculoulsly hot chick, there's nothing good to say about it. |
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I've held off renting undead a few times, picked it up put it back... |
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@Angela...Cemetery Man is a cult classic...Everyone should at least see it once...It's extremely weird... |
I would have too say the worst horror movie I have seen would have too be the new amityville horror. Such a bad movie.
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Anyway...I think you should see Undead, too....It's funny, gory, and cheesy...If you like Dead And Breakfast, chances are you'll like Undead, too :) |
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I might have to pass now though:p |
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:eek: I liked it... |
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I also forgot to mention...It looks like someone filmed the entire thing with their camcorder, trying out all the features...zoom...picture in picture...fade...wipe...It's completely stupid... |
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