kill a cat: masturbate
 

I hate cats. So, in light of all these "every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten" pictures circulating around the 'net, every night, before I sleep, I masturbate like it's in limited supply. Just doing my part to rid the world of all these fucking cats. So, you should do your part as well. Masturbate.

How come you hate cats?

I heard he hates kids too!

Haha Pyscho Dad! :D

Where's that crazy statue located?

Fuck cats.

I have 2. One is gay and the other puts up with the gay one.

So uh.. Yes. Fuck cats.

i love my kitties.

Pussy is good. Cats suck. :D

I wish I knew.

Re: kill a cat: masturbate
 

damn, i'll have to stop getting myself off and get laid :rolleyes:

youve never got laid

i said i'd have to stop one and start up with the other :rolleyes:

thats in Oslo Vigelandsparken.....

http://www.pbase.com/baiaz/vigelandsparken&page=all

Those are some sweet pics and statues.

must be a phobia

yeah, I don't like kids either

How would you know?

who the hell does

Hopefully you.:)

don't worry 'bout me pretty

was actually responding to the hating kids thing, but was a bit slow. see what happens when we don't pay attention :rolleyes:

Haha cool I should go pay it and a few other weird ones a visit :)

hey i like cats... very smart though alittle to snkeaky at times....and atleast they have a tiolet and can catch there own food unlike dogs... though i do like both equally

A theory about cat-haters:-

Using the "dog or cat" play-offs pet owners are so fond of, it seems the constant slobbering affection afforded by canines is what clinches it.

Unconditional love... pandering to "the master".

Cats, however, operate on their own terms - giving and receiving affection when it suits them, not the "owner".

Because cats are not so predictable and don't do what you want, the sense of control is lost and the cat is sly, calculating and vicious (for they excellent independent hunter/killers).

Therefore a man prefers a dog as his companion, as it makes him feel more important.

One wonders if he might carefully choose a wife for the same reason?

u guyz r gross