What is your DOOM?
 

I found this really cool site, tottaly fake but is still cool to check out. Go and enter your full name, your age, and gender, and it will predict your fate in gory detail.

The website is....

www.thedeathpsychic.com

heres what it said my doom shall be...

Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

So go to the site, find your doom, then post it in this thread!

I did it, just for kicks. I'm going to have my face crushed by an airbag. NOT THE FACE!!

Heheh. Cute.

lol, thats a funny one.

A rabid pitbull is going to maul me.

Hmm.... that sounds like a great epitaph. "I shouldn't have pet that dog."

I put in my full name this time.

Check this shit out:

While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death.



If I ate fast food, that sounds like me. Takin' to long at the food court. It'd either be the neck biting bandit (make sure that he's not a zombie, and if he is, shoot me in the head and be quick about it. I don't think I'd look very good with mottled skin and a gaping dead mouth.) or my mom beating me to death with her pocket book. Eventhough my mom and I are tight, I'm sure she's debated it.

Oh man this must be true "You are electrocuted while attempting to rewire some light fixtures in your home." I planed on putting in new plugs in all of the walls this weekend. :rolleyes:

Interesting...

While in a hotel pool, you are sucked into the intake system of the pool's pump. The incredible force of the pump rips your intestines out of your body, turning you into a nearly-hollow corpse.

Bleh.......




A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a large wrench.

hahahaha you got the shit one.

Despare has a pretty kick ass death...

"While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss."

Blood loss huh? well I guess at least before too long, I'd become numb and delerious....not a bad way to go out. Since fireworks are illegal to use without a pyrotechnics liscence here, I guess I'd better start working on my contacts.

This is mine:


While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.


LMAO

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are thrown into a vat of sulfuric acid. Your body is turned into a thick sludge.

"You die in your sleep from old age. (Boring, ain't it?)"

Awesome

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your head is put into a vice and crushed.

These are hilarious!

Mine said:

In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by the mob.

:p

I think you'd have to be trying really hard to get shot by the mafia. Aren't they pretty much defunct?

Same

Aw that sucks that you got the same one.

Thats a really good one, I think that is actually better than the one Despare got!

It sounds like me..nah,i'd be too pussy to pull the trigger!

Yea, I commited Suicide to.

it says i die on a golf coarse beaten by a golf club.


i fuckin hate golf!

hahahahahah.. What else could I ask for but this...
Seems I must piss cheebs off real bad.


While you're leaning forward to smell a pot of cooking soup, a disgruntled relative shoves your head into the pot and holds it there. Your face is quickly cooked as you choke to death on boiling hot soup.


:D :D

That is really eerie considering that your boyfriend, a relative of sorts, is a cook. If he's not feeling well and cooking soup, if I were you, I'd stay the hell away from his soup and away from the kitchen all together.

Oh, a grow an eye in the back of your head.:D

Dude screw that I am going to die on an airplane. I already knew that.. this freaks me out!

I think this one takes the cake:

While sunbathing in your yard, a commercial airliner accidentally unloads its waste tank. You are impaled by several spears of frozen urine which fall from 30,000 feet above you.

Yea your right, thats my new favorite

My death will be as follows...

While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss.

Used Vampenguin instead of my real name. Got this:

A lit cigarette is dropped in your car while you're driving. While you're attempting to pick it up, you veer into oncoming traffic. You are struck by a speeding truck and are killed instantly.

Do you smoke?

Getting impaled with a bayonet whist reanacting a Civil war. lmao!

He doesn't usually cook soup so its interesting that. I always good it, well like he helps me but yknow.. maybe I should get the ingrediants for him and let him do it from now on.

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While walking near a construction site, an open box of nails is dropped from several hundred feet above your head. You are impaled by hundreds of rapidly-falling nails, turning you into a human sieve. Damn clumbsy construction workers :(

Re: ...
 

Thats a pretty good one, My girlfriend got...

While cleaning out a garbage disposal, your husband will incidentally turn it on, You will die from massive blood loss.

what is your DOOM?
 

It told me that I will die peacefully in my sleep from carbon monoxide poisoning in my home.

After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher whips you to death with a large beef tongue.

wahahaha that's somewhat impossible cause 1. I never haggle about a price, I always just take it and , 2. where I get the meat, there isn't a butcher maybe in the back but if I see someone running with a large beef tongue hehe I have what like 15 min to run away so, i'm a fast running, i'll be escaping my dead like final destination hehe