Post your sick Xmas ideas here.
 

1. Ike and Tina Turner dolls with removable black eyes

2. Deliverance the board game

3. Butch Barbie

4. Twister for Dummies

5. My first Taxidermy kit

lmao!

1. Eliminate my stupid-ass uncles.

2. For me and Sydney to get back together (Not a sick one).

3. Snap my fingers and my my other two exes dissapear for bugging the shit out of me.

4. Scare a bunch of people with my collection of sharp objects.

5. Mutilation 101.

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Very funny..Deliverance the board game! "Its your turn" "NO its your turn"...too funny

OK - here's my sickest XMas presents:

1) Swastika baby rattle

2) Ronco's "Do-it-yourself circumcision kit"

3) Mattel's "My First Pet Funeral" package - with special fast acting poison

4) The Rush Limbaugh Bible - now in a special kid-friendly version

5) and, for the most horrifying, a Sam Alito Confirmation - makes my blood turn cold

jessica simpson with oompah loompah legs
Mariah Carey with mama cass elliots body

Barbie doll that when you push her head down ..small blades come out all over her body.

framed pieces of Ed Gein's collection
blow-up dolls for paedos that explode on contact
a machine where if a dog poops on your garden it catapults it straight onto the owner
electrecution phone cord to get pesky sales people
:p

ROTFLMMFAO!!! It sounds like an advertisement from a really sick Toy's R Us. HA!

That is really neat!!:)

Betty Crockers Ultimate Canibal Cookbook

Nick Lachey & Jessica Simpson Holiday Love Songs

Puppy's for all the little Muslim kids..

Easy Bake Oven's "Knife Kit for Kids"

Hot & Cold's "Masturbation Cream"

Murder for Dummies

More to come where that came from...

how to do your own sex transplant
featuring ken and barbie..
with detachable penis and vagina.

Michael Jackson's "Twister" board game

it is the sad fact that some capitalistic bastard will always be sicker than one's worst imaginings. . . god help us all

Hey, I agree with you on the whole thing. They were a bunch of dumbasses to send their kids to a man's (at least we think he/she is) house where he loves to molest children and shit. You pretty much explained all of it, so I won't go into detail. Though, it's still fun to make fun of the mother.... er, childfucker.

Why did Michael Jackson leave? *SMACK* :p

He left cos there's easier pickings to had elsewhere, how the hell he got off I don't know!

Sick Presents 1. Any Mariah Carey album
2. Any Celine Dion album

Damn dude! Those are the sickest presents so far! No joke!

Just the thought of those talentless warbling fucks makes my skin crawl, a music video-a-thon of these is a fucking horror movie you dont want to watch.

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Been done already

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ule/BARBIE.jpg

Teletubbies v Jason, one for the kiddies

you know ..
I reckon t.t would win..
I think jason would kill himself !!

Have you seen that video? :D

Just thinking about that made me get goosebumps. Now I won't be able to sleep tonight.

Anyway, here are more sick X-Mas ideas.

RENT- The Movie Soundtrack
Win, Lose, or DIE Board Game
Milton Bradley's "DICK-nitionary"
Son of the Mask DVD

nekkie santa@@

Buzz Lightyear and Woody toys from sexotica.

Testicle Buttplugs

Jon Benet Ramsey Lego set

Linda Lovelace style pacifier.

that'll shut the little bastards up

:D hhaha

or a dolly parton one for the over weight
babies..

Wouldn't that just make 'em greedier?

Like giving a person on a diet a large portion.

Damn they'd hold some milk!

Shit Trip will kick my ass for speakin' about his wife like that :)

This thread is hilarious!:cool:

Hotel Rwanda pop-up book

"Post your sick Xmas ideas here."


....rape Santa?

Now you've gone and crossed the line. They'll be here to take you away any moment now.

Fuck that, I'll rape them too.

:D Hhaha holy shit!

Are you sure you've got the stamina to pull that off my friend?