Dear lord... It's breeding...
 

My wife stopped by the office minute ago with a nice BK lunch for me as a nice little birthday present.

Then she gave me the real present.

She handed me an envelope. I opened it and nothing was in it. Then she lifted the flap for me and there was writing in it. it said "I'm pregnant!!!"


I'm Gonna be a dad! :D:D:D:D:D:D


So far, this birthday is the best i've ever had.

god damn boy !

congradulations and best wished for a safe pregnancy !!! how far along is she ?

congradulations, you seem excited so I'll hold back all my baby (dead and alive) jokes.

congratulations

That explains why you haven't been on here much as of late.

Congrats man...........DAMN......a little Vod.

To the best of my knowledge, just enough to know she is pregnant, only a few weeks.
:D

WTF is the matter with you...a little tact would be nice.

I wasnt trying to be rude. And there is no tone in my text so I didn't figure tact would be so important. I didn't think it was possible to offend half you kids.

That's good news, Vod...I know you can do this father thang...
Just listen, encourage free thought and speech where appropriote, be y'self and you'll have a really good friend in no time. (well...if my lil' brother was anything to go by.)
I'm really happy for ya man, you and Brie...wait....it IS Brie, right? Dear god, please let that be right.
Anyways, I woke Anna up (5:00am here), and we both throw a huge congrats your way.





And, you know what you have to do right?
No teletubbies...no cartoons...cooking channel only.
Two words
"Super Chef" hahaha...
Good luck with it all man, pass on my regards to the lil' lady.

- B.

the first few months are a bit delicate ... get one of those 'what to expect when you're expecting' books ... they're pretty good..

Woo hoo, Vod! Congratulations!! I'm very, very, very happy for you both! I hope Bree has a wonderful pregnancy with no morning sickness!

Tone isn't needed to post something inappropriate. And where not all kids here.

Okay Newb, you're right.

Thanks Everyone :)

For the record, i got what barbara was trying to say and i appreciated it. I also appreciate newb, always lookin out for me :)

Thanks Cheeba. it is Bree, but one letter doesnt really make a difference :). It only matter when someone thinks they are fiendishly clever by calling her "cheese" and is surprised to find out they were the firsdt to come up with it. Tell Anna thanks too :)


Taylorsmommy, she was actually sick earlier this week and i told her "What if you're pregnant?!?!" and she blew it off like it was nothing because she didnt want to let on :D

She's a sneaky one.

I'm keeping my fingers crossed that she has no more morning sickness!:D

well thats fucking awsome man!!!!!now u have to think of a name!!!!......

Hey Vod I just thought of something......you know how you're always talking about how well endowed Bree is? Just wait - especially if she's going to breast feed the baby! heh heh heh

Congrats Vod to you and Bree :D Hope all go's smoothly.
Remember as soon as he/she takes their first steps it's time to put the skates on !!!!!!!!!! :D

i cant wait to see the pictures .. the baby on one boob, vod on the other ..

the family that feeds together .....

LMFAO!!!!!!! :D

congratulations, don't drop the baby or it will end up like me

yay for sex!

Congrats Vod!!. Better get some sleep in now, cos you ain't getting any in 9 months :D :p

Congrats Vod...I'm so happy for you I could cry!!! Babies are fun:D

And deprive the poor child of horror:eek:

Anyway, congrats and all that.

Iron Chef is the baby's name

Is that set in stone?

I was thinkin' something along the lines of "Kazaam".

Congrats Vod

Congrats Vod

And you won't be getting any SLEEP either...lol...Won't really be any time for ANYTHING but that baby when it gets there......There is nothing more precious than having a child of your own.....HUGE congratulations to you :)

congratulations man,,, now you'll need to make a scaredyet? Jr.

but serously i hope you have a wonderful son or daughter. etheir gender i hope it brings infinite joy for you and your loving wife:)

don't cook the baby now

congrats! i know this a little soon, but are you
gonna be in the delivery room to watch the birth?
oh and is this your first?:)

oh and remember Vod don't have sex with her after her water breaks

Re: Dear lord... It's breeding...
 

congrats vod!life as you know it has(will)change(d),all for the better.

...and happy belated birthday too. :D

oh my gosh, congrats!!

Im so happy for you, its going to be such a lucky baby to have you as a dad! :D

congwats. kiss the next 9 months and 18 years GONEEE

.

Congratulations Voddy. :)

Now, remember not to let your child watch too many horror movies before it turns......4.:D

Enjoy

Yes it is :)


Thanks
everyone, especially orangestar, that is a huge compliment :)
Lets just hope the kid agrees :D

just do us a favor .. dont start eyeballing the kid with the bottle of BBQ sauce in your hand :)