Expect a Rant soon....
 

I am at work, i just went through a bunch of movies that i have on disk... and i decided to inflict some self-torture.


I have Trainspotting and Akira Lined up.. Both of which i love...


But to start things off, and just to get my blood boiling,,,,


I am watching... Dungeons and Dragons....


I will probably start punching people at random in a few minutes

there's a dungeons and dragons movie?

i guess it 'beats' all the 'self pleasure' you normally perform on yourself while you're working :D

I thought all you watched was internet porn Vod?






Hmmm wierd:confused:

Wait...


It ISNT porn?

What the fuck? No wonder i hated it...


Not a tit in the whole movie. I guesd i got the wrong impression when people said "This fucking movie sucks"....

17 minutes in... I want to stab myself in the ehad already.


"Im a low level mage..."


Nerd rant #1. A "Low level mage" cant cast chain lightning or dimension door, or telekinesis, but conveniently, she could.


Basically, its the same as a cadet in the naval academy out-doing a navy seal. just isnt going to happen.

Fuckign Courtney Solomon. I hope someone eats his brain.

I am at the "Elven Village". A fat guy is talking about dragons. I think i am going to vomit. I seriously feel like puking....

take a deep breath man ! before your ehad explodes :D

haha you gotta watch a gay movie while i watch Finding Nemo on TV :p

The only thing that is keeping me from punching my screen is the fact that either Akira or Trainspotting will be coming on once this piece of shit is done.

This is kind of like holding your hand over a flame to see if you can withsatnd the pain. I have never had a movie make me physically ill before, not even this one. My standards must be getting higher.

Or my stomach weaker.

why not fast forward it?

Kind of a "Trial by fire" thing... to see if i could stomach it again.. IT's OVER!!!!



Shit... Even the fucking credits suck....

What are you, nuts? Don't you know that's DANGEROUS?

Wait a minute, I do that all the time. And so do all my buddies. Forget it. I watch "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" at least three or four times a year.

Santa Claus Conquers the marians was used for an MST3K episode, automatically improving it's quality above D&D....

yeah D&D was on tv last week and i just turned off the tv. Cuz I saw that pile of shit in the theaters. Its so horrible.

how can anyone put themselves through such agony :confused:

why do some people get married 3 times ?

suckors for punishment... they don't learn the first time.

I finished Trainspotting and AKira. I finally get Akira. My head hurts and i am completely burnt out, but i get it (finally).

Such good movie making.

*looks over shoulder at D&D*


*Shudders*


There is so much evil in the world...

I rented D&D once...watched about 10-15 minutes of it, and took it straight back to the store. Didnt even care that it was a waste of money, I just didnt want that garbge in my house.

Re: Expect a Rant soon....
 

D&D does the same shit to me.

You've always hated you're job. So why not start slapin' people up.

Ummm...is this the "D&D" movie that came out a few years ago with really crappy cgi f/x?
I wanted to see it 'cause Thora Birch (goddess) is in it but I couldn't get 20 minutes into it.
Plus, she's only in it for about 10 seconds and she looks to be about 11 years old ..... a little creepy.

Yes it is, and yes you are correct.

Thora and Jeremy Irons are phenomenal actors, and they were painfully terrible in this. If I had only ever seen them in D&D, i would never watch anything else they were in, they were that bad.