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Death By Jell-O 02-04-2005 02:00 PM
The Truth Of Internet Dating
 
Daddy, how was I born?

DAD SAYS: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got Male!

And that's the story, Virus...I mean Cyrus.

Angra 02-04-2005 05:40 PM
Re: The Truth Of Internet Dating
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Death By Jell-O
Daddy, how was I born?

DAD SAYS: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got Male!

And that's the story, Virus...I mean Cyrus.

LMAO: :p



Is your real name Cyrus? ;)

ItsAlive75 02-06-2005 05:19 PM
Wasn't Cyrus the Virus the guy from Hackers?

friday13thfan 02-06-2005 05:45 PM
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Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Wasn't Cyrus the Virus the guy from Hackers?
aren't you the retard from that movie:confused:

yes i think he is plus it the name of the guy in thir13en ghost

Death By Jell-O 02-06-2005 07:13 PM
Cyrus The Virus was from Con Air

barbra 02-06-2005 10:03 PM
Cyrus Kriticos was the uncle that was suppose to be dead in hte remake and original.

Angra 02-06-2005 10:25 PM
Yes, but Billy Ray Cyrus is the country singer.........

Vodstok 02-07-2005 03:19 AM
Was a country singer. Now he is the retarded doctor with a mullet on PAX.

The Mothman 02-07-2005 05:20 AM
Quote:
with a mullet

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Vodstok 02-07-2005 05:24 AM
The truth of internet dating?

here it is:

This is the one who says she likes to wear tight clothes and has big tits:
http://www.embarrassing.us/dp/files/2-6.jpg

Iniquity 02-07-2005 05:53 AM
do you think with that disguise on, anyone will know her true identity?

Vodstok 02-07-2005 05:59 AM
Im thinking they might catch on in time....

Iniquity 02-07-2005 06:01 AM
Do you think that F on her chest stands for fudge?

Vodstok 02-07-2005 06:05 AM
Nope. look at her... it stands for FUDGE!!!

Iniquity 02-07-2005 06:34 AM
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Originally posted by Vodstok
Nope. look at her... it stands for FUDGE!!!
lol

urgeok 02-07-2005 08:35 AM
no .. that is the 'lardometer' for the outfit.

there was an E on it before she squeezed in.


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