HAHA...Women have a tendency to get into trouble doing that...Remember Eve? ;)

But, uh....apples are so full of Snakey Goodness! (Did I really say that?)

See, that is the problem with Eve. Lillith would have told Adam "get your own fucking fruit. i've discovered the banana'. i dont need you anymore."

im weird

i do weird things and people look at me funny

but sometimes i meet someone who is weird as me. well, ive only met one person like that. its dope. i played with his ass crack in public

That's what I'm saying!! LOL

soda crackers

i betcha wouldnt do that after a nice long bike ride on a hot summer day !

LMAO!!!!! and if you stay at urges don't eat the watermelon :eek:

Especially if it's warm....*gags*

and comes with a liquid surprize.