Family, freinds and pets are usually safe :D

you should have italicized 'usually' :)

Hmmm...... Very true.

You know? Canadians are usually moist....

And i just made some bbq sauce the other night.

Watch your back, urge :)



Oh god.. imagine if the kid developes my sense of humor...

I expect many calls from the principal's office...

"Your child laughed at the words 'Grand Tetons'. He/She is only 5...."

dont even begin to think that isnt a probability ..

my kid has picked up our sense of humor already - and thats not a good thing for a 4 year old.

he's been running around using the word 'buttocks' in sentances now .. i dont know where the hell he heard it .,.. but now he sings 'i'm shaking my buttocks at you' and inane shit like that ..

he pronounces it like : butt - tocks

its hard not to laugh .. which makes it worse

Kids do say the darndest things....hey...good name for a TV show.

Back to the name thing....how about Newb...it could work for both genders.

Jesus, you didnt name him "Forrest" by any cahnce, did you?

Because if you did, he may end up getting shot in the butt-tocks.

Too bad JFK is dead. he could have shown it to him :D

i never even thought of that - it's exactly how he says it too ..
he usually comes up with something like that 2 or 3 times a day ..

its entertaining ...but you wonder how much damage you're doing to the kid by unwittingly letting him know he's funny ..
i dont think his junior kindergarten teacher finds him as amusing as we do ..

I can relate, most other people dont think I'm as funny as i do :D

seriously though .. despite the hard work .. the constand course corrections, the frustrations and the insanely intense responsibility ....


its the most fun and rewarding experience you'll ever have - hands down .. it truely is the greatest thing ever ..

He speaks the truth Vod. Take it from someone who had four of them.



Well......I didn't have them.....the misses did....if I had to shoot 10lb projectiles from a small orifice in my body there would be no little newbs.