Yea your right, thats my new favorite

My death will be as follows...

While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss.

Used Vampenguin instead of my real name. Got this:

A lit cigarette is dropped in your car while you're driving. While you're attempting to pick it up, you veer into oncoming traffic. You are struck by a speeding truck and are killed instantly.

Do you smoke?

Getting impaled with a bayonet whist reanacting a Civil war. lmao!

He doesn't usually cook soup so its interesting that. I always good it, well like he helps me but yknow.. maybe I should get the ingrediants for him and let him do it from now on.

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While walking near a construction site, an open box of nails is dropped from several hundred feet above your head. You are impaled by hundreds of rapidly-falling nails, turning you into a human sieve. Damn clumbsy construction workers :(

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Thats a pretty good one, My girlfriend got...

While cleaning out a garbage disposal, your husband will incidentally turn it on, You will die from massive blood loss.

what is your DOOM?
 

It told me that I will die peacefully in my sleep from carbon monoxide poisoning in my home.

After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher whips you to death with a large beef tongue.

wahahaha that's somewhat impossible cause 1. I never haggle about a price, I always just take it and , 2. where I get the meat, there isn't a butcher maybe in the back but if I see someone running with a large beef tongue hehe I have what like 15 min to run away so, i'm a fast running, i'll be escaping my dead like final destination hehe