HAHA...Women have a tendency to get into trouble doing that...Remember Eve? ;)

But, uh....apples are so full of Snakey Goodness! (Did I really say that?)

See, that is the problem with Eve. Lillith would have told Adam "get your own fucking fruit. i've discovered the banana'. i dont need you anymore."

im weird

i do weird things and people look at me funny

but sometimes i meet someone who is weird as me. well, ive only met one person like that. its dope. i played with his ass crack in public

That's what I'm saying!! LOL

soda crackers

i betcha wouldnt do that after a nice long bike ride on a hot summer day !

LMAO!!!!! and if you stay at urges don't eat the watermelon :eek:

Especially if it's warm....*gags*

and comes with a liquid surprize.

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1. Baptists
2. Living in a country that was founded to get away from taxation without representation, and yet...
3. The purpose of vivid dreaming, especially when you have to decifer the BS to see what the point was.
4. Why someone would post their dick on a message board.
5. Why BloodRayne dislikes guitarists.

like even THAT would stop me.. ;)

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OHH...But I DON'T dislike them...In fact, I LOVE them...That's why I must avoid them at all costs...I don't do emotional pain well...Now PHYSICAL pain is another story altogether ;)

you so nasty nasty bad girl :)

hard and crunchy on the outside ,,

with a creamy soft centre :)

well, i've run out of weird things to talk about but i've still got a bit of disgusting things to throw your way.

my creative writing teacher, for example, is always talking about shoving bits of soap up her ass in order to be able to take a shit. the maddness doesn't stop here though (not for tach); several other 40+ students are always talking about laxatives. excuse me, i didn't know i had signed up for how to take a shit 101!

soap ? what the hell ?

does she literally shit bricks ?

tell the oddball to eat some roughage !


i'm on the 14th floor and a guy hanging on a rope just dropped into view .. cleaned the window and shot out of view like a rocket again.

that seemed weird at the time..

he didnt even wave hi.

i blame it on the old age, but that's still no excuse to be obscene in general

i'm on the 14th floor and a guy hanging on a rope just dropped into view .. cleaned the window and shot out of view like a rocket again.

that seemed weird at the time..

he didnt even wave hi. [/B][/QUOTE]



awwww
maybe next time

Must be a public school you go to.... Theyll hire any freak as a teacher.

(ducks back to see if Stingy Jack might be trolling around)

no, i'd say old age is an excellent excuse NOT to be obscene.

i mean sure its creative writing ...but i can think of other more creative things i could write about other than some old gal shoving a bar of irish spring up her chute.

college, but weird freak still applies

actually i think she uses antibacterial leaver 2000

must feel like icy hot though
kinda cold at first, then warm and stingy:confused:

God, could you imagine someone doing that with "Lava"? (do they still make that stuff?)

I Imagine that would feel like getting an enema from a sandblaster. :eek:

rectum ? damn near killed him !!!!


haww hahahaw

i love that one ..

never heard of it
there's still borax though

maybe she should just wrap some brillo pads around a coat hanger ...

she can rub and tug at the same time :)

a total cleansing experience

i'll remember that next time i see her

lol this thread is weird, :D just read this last page

Screw brillo, how about an S.O.S. pad? then shee'll be scrubbed AND soaped.

talk about cleansing!

Lava was a soap that was ALL over the place back in the 80s. it was a HEAVY duty grease cutting soap with groyund pumice in it (hence "lava") for cleaning your hands after working on a car, getting elbow deep in dirt, or anything else that is horribly horribly dirty.

Procter and Gamble still makes Lava soap

either way; this whole conversation has gone to shit

Nah...It's all just good, clean fun :p

How about Bon Ami.

http://ace.imageg.net/graphics/produ...-953515reg.jpg


damn...I'm old

she definately started it :)

Hey...That's TRUE....Tachii is the one that started talking 'shit'....











:D

Who knew such a shitty conversation could be so clean?