Aw that sucks that you got the same one.

Thats a really good one, I think that is actually better than the one Despare got!

It sounds like me..nah,i'd be too pussy to pull the trigger!

Yea, I commited Suicide to.

it says i die on a golf coarse beaten by a golf club.


i fuckin hate golf!

hahahahahah.. What else could I ask for but this...
Seems I must piss cheebs off real bad.


While you're leaning forward to smell a pot of cooking soup, a disgruntled relative shoves your head into the pot and holds it there. Your face is quickly cooked as you choke to death on boiling hot soup.


:D :D

That is really eerie considering that your boyfriend, a relative of sorts, is a cook. If he's not feeling well and cooking soup, if I were you, I'd stay the hell away from his soup and away from the kitchen all together.

Oh, a grow an eye in the back of your head.:D

Dude screw that I am going to die on an airplane. I already knew that.. this freaks me out!

I think this one takes the cake:

While sunbathing in your yard, a commercial airliner accidentally unloads its waste tank. You are impaled by several spears of frozen urine which fall from 30,000 feet above you.