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Angra 09-09-2005 10:23 PM

Funny how itīs only americans and english people (Maybe also australians) who find those "knock-knock" and "Why did the chicken cross the road" jokes funny. Nobody else are using them. Maybe because we donīt GET any of them?:rolleyes:

RoLLiNLiGhTs 09-09-2005 11:14 PM

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Originally posted by Angra
Funny how itīs only americans and english people (Maybe also australians) who find those "knock-knock" and "Why did the chicken cross the road" jokes funny. Nobody else are using them. Maybe because we donīt GET any of them?:rolleyes:
...What do you mean, you don't get them?
It starts as a knock, knock on the door, then a question, then a reply, then another question, and then another reply(the punch line)...Oh yeah, ya gotta have a sense of humor....LMAO!!!!;) :p

Angra 09-09-2005 11:18 PM

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Originally posted by RoLLiNLiGhTs
...What do you mean, you don't get them?
It starts as a knock, knock on the door, then a question, then a reply, then another question, and then another reply(the punch line)...Oh yeah, ya gotta have a sense of humor....LMAO!!!!;) :p


But the punch lines a never funny. They never make any sense. Maybe to the americans they do, but not to the rest of the world.

And yes, iīm pretty sure i speak for all on the other side of the planet.;) :D

RoLLiNLiGhTs 09-09-2005 11:24 PM

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Originally posted by Angra
But the punch lines a never funny. They never make any sense. Maybe to the americans they do, but not to the rest of the world.

And yes, iīm pretty sure i speak for all on the other side of the planet.;) :D

..They aren't like bust out laughing funny....I guess they're more cute than anything.....Like, knock, knock......who's there?....orange....orange who?......orange ya glad to see me!

It's mainly just a play on words....orange=aren't you...;)

Angra 09-09-2005 11:45 PM

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Originally posted by RoLLiNLiGhTs
..They aren't like bust out laughing funny....I guess they're more cute than anything.....Like, knock, knock......who's there?....orange....orange who?......orange ya glad to see me!

It's mainly just a play on words....orange=aren't you...;)


Youīve just stated my point.

NOT FUNNY!!!

RoLLiNLiGhTs 09-09-2005 11:56 PM

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Originally posted by Angra
Youīve just stated my point.

NOT FUNNY!!!

What point? what was your point?

You said "us american's" think that knock knock jokes are funny, and you didn't understand why.....right?



Well, if you answered yes....then I think I explained it to you....


It's a play on words....that's almost always funny, laughable, giggle worthy,and/or bust your gut laughing......isn't it.......

Angra 09-10-2005 12:15 AM

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Originally posted by RoLLiNLiGhTs



It's a play on words....that's almost always funny, laughable, giggle worthy,and/or bust your gut laughing......isn't it.......


No.

Only to the americans.:rolleyes:

RoLLiNLiGhTs 09-10-2005 12:21 AM

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Originally posted by Angra
No.

Only to the americans.:rolleyes:

...Well, glad to be an American then....It's nice to have the ability to laugh at something like that.....;) :D

Angra 09-10-2005 12:26 AM

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Originally posted by RoLLiNLiGhTs
...Well, glad to be an American then....It's nice to have the ability to laugh at something like that.....;) :D

Hm.... I guess i have to take your word for it.:)

AUSTIN316426808 09-10-2005 12:27 AM

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Originally posted by Angra
No.

Only to the americans.:rolleyes:


I'm sure way back when it was supposed to be a joke but now it's really just a game of who can come up with the most clever thing to say.

RoLLiNLiGhTs 09-10-2005 12:27 AM

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Originally posted by Angra
Hm.... I guess i have to take your word for it.:)
...Guess so...;)

Angra 09-10-2005 12:31 AM

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Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
I'm sure way back when it was supposed to be a joke but now it's really just a game of who can come up with the most clever thing to say.

And is that the same case with the "Why did the chicken cross the road" jokes?

AUSTIN316426808 09-10-2005 12:41 AM

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Originally posted by Angra
And is that the same case with the "Why did the chicken cross the road" jokes?


Pretty much

Angra 09-10-2005 12:44 AM

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Originally posted by Angra
And is that the same case with the "Why did the chicken cross the road" jokes?

The only time iīve laughed at a joke like that, was in the cinema watching "Last boyscout", in the scene where Willis is using a hand puppet. Remember that joke anybody? Oh man... What an awsome movie....
But ever since when i think back on that joke i just think "What the hell was funny about THAT???". Guess everything is always funnier in the cinema?:rolleyes:

AUSTIN316426808 09-10-2005 12:51 AM

Well imo the knock knocks can be creative and slightly funny at times, you might even catch one that'll really make you laugh but as for the chicken crossing the road stuff I just find that to be lame.

Haunted 09-10-2005 05:52 AM

You know, personally, I don't give a flying fuck IF the world doesn't find our humor...well humorous. If they/you don't get our jokes that's not my problem. Case in point:

Two penguins were taking a shower. One penguin drops the soap. He looks at his buddy and says, "Hey could you hand me the soap?" His buddy looks at him and replies, "No! What do I look like a type writer?

Makes no sense. You're supposed to be like, "What?!" and then chuckle at the stupidity.

I'm not angry or anything, I just was a little put off by the notion that the Americans and British are bad comedians (on a broad scale...not just famous funny people) because our jokes don't make sense. That doesn't make any sense.:p

Angra 09-10-2005 06:32 AM

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Originally posted by Haunted
You know, personally, I don't give a flying fuck IF the world doesn't find our humor...well humorous. If they/you don't get our jokes that's not my problem. Case in point:

Two penguins were taking a shower. One penguin drops the soap. He looks at his buddy and says, "Hey could you hand me the soap?" His buddy looks at him and replies, "No! What do I look like a type writer?

Makes no sense. You're supposed to be like, "What?!" and then chuckle at the stupidity.

I'm not angry or anything, I just was a little put off by the notion that the Americans and British are bad comedians (on a broad scale...not just famous funny people) because our jokes don't make sense. That doesn't make any sense.:p


Well, fortunately american and english humor is more than "Knock-knock" & "Why did the chicken" jokes.

U DO have humor, thatīs one of the reasons why i keep comming back to this place for instance. But the knock-knock chickens have never gone abroad.

Thatīs about the gist of it.

GorePhobia 09-11-2005 10:10 PM

how the hell did we go from the awesome light bulb thing newb wrote to yelling about knock knock jokes lol

this is just funny if you ask me

ItsAlive75 09-12-2005 11:34 AM

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Originally posted by Angra
But the punch lines a never funny. They never make any sense. Maybe to the americans they do, but not to the rest of the world.

And yes, iīm pretty sure i speak for all on the other side of the planet.;) :D

I'm pretty sure the rest of the other side of the planet would tell you not to speak for them.

And then they'd make a knock knock jokes.

Dude, EVERYBODY makes knock knock jokes, its not really considered a "cultural" thing.

The_Return 09-12-2005 12:13 PM

Dont forget a few members to post that somebody posted the same thing almost a year ago:p :p


http://horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9804

massacre man 09-12-2005 12:33 PM

Dont forget a few members to post that somebody posted the same thing almost a year ago:p :p


http://horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9804

ItsAlive75 09-12-2005 12:35 PM

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Originally posted by The_Return
Dont forget a few members to post that somebody posted the same thing almost a year ago:p :p


http://horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9804

Eerie...

Angra 09-12-2005 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by ItsAlive75


Dude, EVERYBODY makes knock knock jokes, its not really considered a "cultural" thing.


Well, iīm pretty sure it is.

Never seen a knock-knock joke in an asian movie.;)

massacre man 09-18-2005 06:37 AM

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Originally posted by Angra
Well, iīm pretty sure it is.

Never seen a knock-knock joke in an asian movie.;)

i've never seen an asian movie in a knock knock joke

Angra 09-18-2005 06:47 AM

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Originally posted by massacre man
i've never seen an asian movie in a knock knock joke

????... Was that a knock-knock joke?:confused:

massacre man 09-18-2005 06:49 AM

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Originally posted by Angra
????... Was that a knock-knock joke?:confused:
do i look like a typewriter?

Angra 09-18-2005 07:08 AM

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Originally posted by massacre man
do i look like a typewriter?

You look like..... Pacman?

ItsAlive75 09-18-2005 09:16 AM

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Originally posted by Angra
Well, iīm pretty sure it is.

Never seen a knock-knock joke in an asian movie.;)

Well how many knock knock jokes have you seen in any movie?

Angra 09-18-2005 09:27 AM

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Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Well how many knock knock jokes have you seen in any movie?

You seriously think i can remember how many??

Well, i canīt. But Iīve seen enough.

ItsAlive75 09-18-2005 09:32 AM

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Originally posted by Angra

Well, i canīt. But Iīve seen enough.

Name one.

Angra 09-18-2005 09:37 AM

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Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Name one.

Okay.

Itīs a bad example, but "American werewolf in London".

"Thereīs something about mary" is another that comes to mind.


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