a man walks into a bar and says OWCH

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says "why the long face?"

why do woman have clothing with words on there breast and ass? so you have an excuse for looking at them

What's the difference between a bunch of circus midgets and a nude female marathon?

Well, the midgets are a cunning bunch of runts, and the women are a running bunch of.....

Never mind, newb would bomb my house ;)

So, a man walks into a gym..

aww, fuck it, I'm not funny, I'm homicidal.

Everyone else does, its like a rite of passage. :)

I've got that one in an email before, its one of my favorites :)

This was supposed to be in another thread... boy am I confused.....

A plate of spaghetti walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey Get Outta here!"
Confused the spaghetti asks "why?"
The bartender says "We dont serve food here!"

i hear saddam's got the death penalty.....fortunately beckham is taking it.