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Despare 08-16-2007 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by massacre man (Post 621049)
I hate his movies, but hearing him talk is just so damn funny to me.
I bet his German is just as bad as his English... he probably can't speak any language well.

bloodrayne 08-16-2007 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Despare (Post 621051)
I bet his German is just as bad as his English... he probably can't speak any language well.
It's just as well...He doesn't really have anything worth saying...

Vodstok 08-16-2007 06:35 PM
Did the Wired guy's responses seem a little too polite to anyone? Maybe its just me, Bree has this habit of being sickeningly sweet to rude people, because she IS being polite, but anyone with half a brain can tell she is fucking with them and nicely saying "eat shit". That is what I got out of it.

Which made it even more funny to me

The Mothman 08-16-2007 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Vodstok (Post 621066)
Did the Wired guy's responses seem a little too polite to anyone? Maybe its just me, Bree has this habit of being sickeningly sweet to rude people, because she IS being polite, but anyone with half a brain can tell she is fucking with them and nicely saying "eat shit". That is what I got out of it.

Which made it even more funny to me
there's no doubt that they are subtly poking fun at him.

paws the great 08-16-2007 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Vodstok (Post 620992)
We all know Uwe Boll is delusional. He actually thinks his movies are good. Not "bad but fun" like troma, but GOOD.:)
I hear "Troma" is in dire straits.



I hope it's true!:D

Dante'sInferno 08-16-2007 08:48 PM
Haha.A retarded monkey,with no arms or legs,with no teeth or tongue....that's also blind,with no ears,and is on about 30 pounds of acid....can make better movies then Uwe Boll.

newb 08-16-2007 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Dante'sInferno (Post 621103)
Haha.A retarded monkey,with no arms or legs,with no teeth or tongue....that's also blind,with no ears,and is on about 30 pounds of acid....can make better movies then Uwe Boll.
Lets leave zero out of this.........K

zwoti 08-17-2007 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by newb (Post 621104)
Lets leave zero out of this.........K
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e7...nkey_dance.gifhttp://www.thefilmbox.co.uk/wp-conte...5-cp-getty.jpg


have you ever seen them in the same room..................

LoudLon 08-17-2007 09:47 AM
I'd like to see a movie in the spirit of Ed Wood based on Uwe Boll. Granted he'd have to die first, which isn't something I'm completely opposed to.

As for his films, I've seen House of the Dead, and that's all it took. I've yet to see any of his other films, and doubt I ever will 'cuz, y'know, I'm not a glutton for punishment.

_____V_____ 08-17-2007 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by zwoti (Post 621205)
I see a resemblance...same genus and species?


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