Re: my eyes! my eyes!
 

great freakin' line - brilliant! maybe the best movie review ever. . . not only am i not going to see wickerman i am going to steal this line and use it in a conversation soon . . . AND i'm going to totally pretend i made it up

Ya...this sucked more than Paris Hilton.

It was, however, absolutly hilarious (Unintentionally, of course). Nick Cage going apeshit in a bear suit had me rolling on the floor.

Ironic that many remakes tend to be of movies that least needed to be remade.