"While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss."

Blood loss huh? well I guess at least before too long, I'd become numb and delerious....not a bad way to go out. Since fireworks are illegal to use without a pyrotechnics liscence here, I guess I'd better start working on my contacts.

This is mine:


While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.


LMAO

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are thrown into a vat of sulfuric acid. Your body is turned into a thick sludge.

"You die in your sleep from old age. (Boring, ain't it?)"

Awesome

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your head is put into a vice and crushed.

These are hilarious!

Mine said:

In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by the mob.

:p

I think you'd have to be trying really hard to get shot by the mafia. Aren't they pretty much defunct?

Same