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Yellow Jacket 12-06-2005 02:42 PM

Easy Bake Oven's "Knife Kit for Kids"

Hot & Cold's "Masturbation Cream"

Murder for Dummies

More to come where that came from...

stubbornforgey 12-06-2005 03:25 PM

how to do your own sex transplant
featuring ken and barbie..
with detachable penis and vagina.

Yellow Jacket 12-06-2005 03:27 PM

Michael Jackson's "Twister" board game

Zero 12-06-2005 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by zwoti
Battle to Baghdad: The Fight for Freedom
it is the sad fact that some capitalistic bastard will always be sicker than one's worst imaginings. . . god help us all

Yellow Jacket 12-06-2005 03:48 PM

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Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
*APPAULED* Leave the freak alone, already.




No seriously, they should have never trusted a man who wears one glove, plays with kids and had a No 1 hit song called BEAT IT!!! Yuk, Yuk, Yuk!!!:p

Hey, I agree with you on the whole thing. They were a bunch of dumbasses to send their kids to a man's (at least we think he/she is) house where he loves to molest children and shit. You pretty much explained all of it, so I won't go into detail. Though, it's still fun to make fun of the mother.... er, childfucker.

Yellow Jacket 12-06-2005 03:59 PM

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Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
Thankyou. If anyone asks why he left the country, they deserve a smack in the head, lolol.:p
Why did Michael Jackson leave? *SMACK* :p

scouse mac 12-06-2005 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
Thankyou. If anyone asks why he left the country, they deserve a smack in the head, lolol.:p
He left cos there's easier pickings to had elsewhere, how the hell he got off I don't know!

Sick Presents 1. Any Mariah Carey album
2. Any Celine Dion album

Yellow Jacket 12-06-2005 04:06 PM

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Originally posted by scouse mac

Sick Presents 1. Any Mariah Carey album
2. Any Celine Dion album

Damn dude! Those are the sickest presents so far! No joke!

scouse mac 12-06-2005 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Damn dude! Those are the sickest presents so far! No joke!
Just the thought of those talentless warbling fucks makes my skin crawl, a music video-a-thon of these is a fucking horror movie you dont want to watch.

newb 12-06-2005 05:06 PM

Re: Post your sick Xmas ideas here.
 
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Originally posted by meetthecreeper


3. Butch Barbie


Been done already

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ule/BARBIE.jpg


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