BoneSaw |
12-02-2004 07:39 PM |
how come when you get raped, you visit the rapist (therapist)?
i know a guy who is single, but wants to get married. thats wierd enough, but on top of that he decided he wants to find what type of woman he wants to marry so when he goes to walmart and sees a woman he is attracted to, he will walk like 3 feet behind her and off to the side just to see what it would be like to shop with her.
someone was talking about humping a hole in a mattress, but when we were younger, this same guy was young, he was moving. so i went to help him move, and i started to take stuff out from under his bed. he freaked out and told me not to worry about that stuff. so when he walked out of the room, i looked under his bed. he had a body pillow with a silky nighty on it (it was his sisters), and it had a hole cut in it where the love muffin would be. i laughed so hard that his whole family came running into the room. but i shoved it under his bed before anyone saw it. but i gave him hell for years.
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