looks like Freddy vs Jason vs Ash will be with us.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by gnarly
freddy vs jason vs ash
......... comes out 2005

noshit?

[SauxVage]

Ash will not be in it! It's going to be the blob....New Line contacted the blob, had a actor screening and signed it on the spot. I tell ya....this will be the best vs. movie yet....just think.....the revenue for this film will skyrocket. I am however, being sacrastic....I want to see Ash in this as much as everyone wants the picture I just painted here. These are just my opinions.




~The Vampyre~

[Hal_Delrich]

chucky vs leprachaun...midget madness...

[ShankS]

I give you...

The League Of Extremely Violent Gentlemen.

[friday13thfan]

fricking awesome dude

[Hate_Breeder]

Michael looks retarded lol

[newb]

Thats pretty good shanks.


but where's Ash?

[dantehorrorfan]

Originally posted by ShankS
I give you...

The League Of Extremely Violent Gentlemen. LMFAO!!!!! hate's right michael does look retarded!!!!:D :p

[I,ZOMBIE]

that's great! mike looks retared, errrrr um special! yeah! short bus special! haha. call me a blasphomer (it won't be the first time), but out of all those movies series, i don't like any of them except friday the 13th. scream sucks, nightmare (i'm indifferent) i'd rather see cthulhu, chucky (i could care less) and i think there was someone else i could care less about. i like zombies and vampires. any idiot can run around with an axe (i mean we have all done that at least once in our lives right gguys?)

[I,ZOMBIE]

pinheads cool, my bad. and that is a nicce pic by the way. who ever did that: good job! i didn't mean to sound like an ass in mylast post, i am just tired beyond belief. vote kerry or else we're all in trouble. bush must go (he's the real hellraiser) i think i'd like pinhead for prez. or.....

[ShankS]

I'll admit, I didnt create the art, It came in an email the other day.

Thought I'd share it with you guys, since I thought it was a pretty good use of another films style of name & art.


:)

[ShankS]

Originally posted by newb
Thats pretty good shanks.


but where's Ash?

I agree, I would have much prefered to have seen ash in there, rather than the scream guy, or chucky.

[wufong]

Originally posted by moonsorrow
havent seen the first one yet, but just for a laugh how about we stick the all to under rated it in the movie? just so freddy and jason have somthign to play with, of course that clown doesnt stand a chance against amachine like jason...or freddy for that matter.
i don't know ash kicked those demons arses. and how many times have jason and freddy bit the dust because of some panicing teenage bimbo? i mean come on jason and freddy have been bitch slapped back into the dunces corner in just about every movie they've been in. by Girls even. panicing girls at that. girls whos most stressful moment was when they found out they didn't have a tampon. when their periods came on.

[Sam The Egg]

why is Jason wearing a workshirt?

[urgeok]

well, Ash isnt a villain ...

he and Jamie Lee Curtis team up to fight those guys ..

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
why is Jason wearing a workshirt? because he's working

[Sistinas]

Thats awsome shanks!:D :cool:

[Sam The Egg]

Originally posted by massacre man
because he's working

As what, a patent clerk?

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
As what, a patent clerk? no a space man

[Sistinas]

Originally posted by massacre man
no a space man



Goodbye, Yellow brick road................

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Sistinas
Goodbye, Yellow brick road................ $5 lunch special? comes with a test drive and a couch potato

[Sistinas]

Originally posted by massacre man
$5 lunch special? comes with a test drive and a couch potato


Hold me close, tiny dancer.........

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Sistinas
Hold me close, tiny dancer......... i have chocolate so dont chew on the house while sitting on the monkey holding the midget foot

[Sistinas]

Originally posted by massacre man
i have chocolate so dont chew on the house while sitting on the monkey holding the midget foot


Pork Soda

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Sistinas
Pork Soda creme soda in dirty diaper going down the highway cheese miles per hour with a side of dishrags

[ShankS]

Originally posted by massacre man
creme soda in dirty diaper going down the highway cheese miles per hour with a side of dishrags

they the new eminem lyrics?

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Sistinas
Pork Soda

hahaha i wonder if anyone else will get this..

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Michael looks retarded lol

He looks like someone farted

[HighPriestWise]

I SAY THAT WOULD BE A KICKASS MOVIE@!!

HAIL SATAN!!
HIGH PRIEST WISE

[Sam The Egg]

Originally posted by massacre man
creme soda in dirty diaper going down the highway cheese miles per hour with a side of dishrags

and she had sex in a church

[I,ZOMBIE]

haha! i want to see ash vs. all those chumps. how do yous think that would go?

[Arioch]

haha! i want to see ash vs. all those chumps. how do yous think that would go?

Are you serious? Try READING this thread.....thats all it talks about...

[Sistinas]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
hahaha i wonder if anyone else will get this..


I guess not!;)

[Chainsaw Guy]

This picture sucks but i made it in 5 minutes

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Chainsaw Guy
This picture sucks but i made it in 5 minutes why is freddy picking his nose?

[Sam The Egg]

Originally posted by massacre man
why is freddy picking his nose?

There's children in there

[Hate_Breeder]

Freddy Picking His Teeth vs. Uber Jason vs. Ash in an obvious backdrop? Sounds good to me :)

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Chainsaw Guy
This picture sucks


I agree.....:D

you need to be taught the ways of the adobe photoshop skills.

[Hal_Delrich]

yeah, someone needs to dl some photoshop warez, get started, paint will not suffice in this world anymore lol

[spilledblood]

what the fuck!!!!!!!
i read your polls and find that you disgree wit the movie idea of a freddy v.s jason 2.

you know wut i say.............go fuck yourself

[chaplain]

Originally posted by spilledblood
what the fuck!!!!!!!
i read your polls and find that you disgree wit the movie idea of a freddy v.s jason 2.

you know wut i say.............go fuck yourself

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by spilledblood go fuck yourself

Already did..































PS:























Your dumb

[HighPriestWise]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOUT??

HIGH PRIEST WISE

[dawn-of-the-dum]

Originally posted by HighPriestWise
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOUT??

HIGH PRIEST WISE

[HighPriestWise]

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING FAG IN THE FUCKING PIC???


HIGH PRIEST WISE

[Cheeba V2.0]

hoooo...

[slasherman]

Ash have nothing to do with Freddy and Jason...he's more like a Action hero...maybe "Ash vs Rambo":p

[TheOmen]

Never thought I'd see a Primus album mentioned in this thread...

[tachii]

the fact that fvj had been considered since '95 and didn't surface until recently should have been a tip off that the film was a big steaming peice of shit, but now another retched sequel. my childhood idol had been sufficiently destroyed with the last one. i can't take another dissapointment.

[friday13thfan]

IMO keep in freddy and jason added any one else will ruin in miserably.. come on ash is human one hit from jason or freddy ash would die so i would never want to see him.. besides bruce cambell is getting to old looking to play ash or even make a good fight scene with freddy or jason

[Angelakillsluts]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
besides bruce cambell is getting to old looking to play ash or even make a good fight scene with freddy or jason


:eek: No way, Bruce is still the only Ash. He looks great.

Besides, now he has the grey streak in his hair for real :p

He's not that old, friday.

[Cheeba V2.0]

Simple : Why WOULDN'T Ash be a contender???

Watch ever single f13 and NOES movie, and look at who it is that usually takes down Freddy or Jason.
Most of the time, some teenager on the verge of freaking out...right?
Now look at Ash, consider the things he's been through....the guys half-crazy already, pretty damn resourcefull, and has a real hard-on for taking out evil...not to mention the fact that he usually arms himself quite well...

I agree, Bruce could still be Ash, for sure, and I bet he wouldn't look half as "old" as Arnie has in his last few outings, besides...I think an older Ash would look kinda cool...

[urgeok]

did someone have a problem with Bruce being old ?

what is it that every movie today has to be all kids ..?

[Cheeba V2.0]

Yeah, like "Indiana Jones, anyone?"

[tachii]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
.. besides bruce cambell is getting to old looking to play ash or even make a good fight scene with freddy or jason


robert e. is also old, but you can't really tell underneath all the scars

[CursedRatMonkey]

Not making this movie, but Sam is remaking EVIL DEAD and will be released in 2006.
I have heard some rumors that Sean William Scott (stifler from American Pie ) will play Ash.

[CursedRatMonkey]

But rumors are as useful as a broken light bulb so I don't know.

[HighPriestWise]

THAT FUCKING GUY WOULD FUCKING SUCK AS ASH!!

HIGH PRIEST WISE

[Cheeba V2.0]

YOU FUCKING SUCK AT FUCKING LIFE!
YOU FUCKING FUCKED UP FUCK!

HIGH PRIEST CHEEBA

[Cheeba V2.0]

I think that Sean William Scott isn't THAT well suited...I mean, he could be in horror for sure, just not AS Ash.

If they HAVE to put on somebody as a NEW, younger Ash, I'd go with either
Nicholas Brendon from Buffy, who could probably pull off the one-liners, and was always the good underdog type guy...

or

Not sure of the guys name, but there was one dude in the crappy p.o.s semi-horror movie called "Legion of the dead" that I thought actually looked like a younger version of Bruce, similar mannerisms too...
Either way, the guy that plays the lead.

- B.

[Angelakillsluts]

Originally posted by Cheeba V2.0
I think that Sean William Scott isn't THAT well suited...I mean, he could be in horror for sure, just not AS Ash.

If they HAVE to put on somebody as a NEW, younger Ash, I'd go with either
Nicholas Brendon from Buffy, who could probably pull off the one-liners, and was always the good underdog type guy...

I agree, he would make a great Ash.

[Cheeba V2.0]

Not a carbon copy or anything, but I think outta the two guys I mentioned, they're about as close as we're ever gonna get to a "young" Ash.

[Angelakillsluts]

I'd like to see Nicholas Brendon star in a horror movie. I really liked him in Buffy.

[Cheeba V2.0]

He was in a kinda horror/comedy/slasher...
Did you see psycho beach party? If not, check it out, it's funny as fuck...
But yeah, I think he's about as Ash as they come nowdays...I cannot think of who would do it better than him or the other dude I mentioned...


- B

[slasherman]

Originally posted by urgeok
did someone have a problem with Bruce being old ?

what is it that every movie today has to be all kids ..?
:D :)

[CursedRatMonkey]

I still think Raimi should have Evil Dead 4 instead of REMAKING his own damn movie.