Name one thing that you've done...

[Egekrusher]

That NO ONE else knows about, good, bad or whatever.

I wipe boogers on the underside of the seat of my car when I'm driving down the road. Actually, that's almost the only place I pick my nose at.

Your turn.

[Je Suis Phnomne]

Originally posted by Egekrusher
That NO ONE else knows about, good, bad or whatever.

I wipe boogers on the underside of the seat of my car when I'm driving down the road. Actually, that's almost the only place I pick my nose at.

Your turn.

sounds like an odd form of security, but Im betting that if you posted a sign in your window confessing this you will have no worries about losing your stereo.

[Vodstok]

this reminds me of a part form the movie Crazy people. JT walsh has his people in his board room, trying to come up with "honest" advertising about some shampoo he has on the table. he tells one of his guys to say something honest, and the guy says "I... Like.... Small boys."

Most of the people are disgusted or start laughing. JT walsh walks up behind him and yells "About the product, you fucking idiot..."


Mine? Okay, well my fiance knows about this (and she still wants to marry me..) When i play Unreal Tournament or some similarly competetive video game, my adrenaline starts pumping and i say things likee "Take that shit, biatch!" and "Eat that you fucking pussy!" to the computer as i kick its ass. i also do victory dances.

[Egekrusher]

I play Quake 3 Vod... I can relate.

[hellfire1]

i talk to my computer sometimes... well not TO my computer, more so to the person i'm chatting with... though that person can't actually hear me.. well they did hear me once and laughed.... *SIGH* *hangs head in shame*

[Vodstok]

Hey dont feel bad. A long time ago, before i had ready access to my own computer, I was playing x-wing vs tie fighter at a freinds house. Now, this game is a full 3-d simluator, and i had this habit of following the screen with my head, so fi i pulled up, i would lean back in my seat, and tilt my head back until i was watching it down my nose, then lean to the left, the right, back foward when going down.... my freinds had a good laugh.

i would also make pistol sounds while playing Duck Hunt.

When i was single (I was single for 7 years straight before i met my fiance, so i was having some issues towards the end), i would break outin a sweat and get self concious whenever i saw an attractive or big chested woman on tv, as if i was in the same room with them and about to ask themout....

[Egekrusher]

Heh. It's okay Hellfire. I do the same thing. Usually when I'm typing I repeat everything out loud.

[Freddy Krueger.]

If I told you then everyone would be able to read it. And I saw what happen when Freddy Fan said what he was going to do. Nevermind me putting what I've already done. I can't trust Allmykids.

[hellfire1]

aren't we just a bunch of weirdos ! LMAO :p

vodstok that's hilarious... after reading that, i'm trying to imagine in what state you were when you met your fiancée !

[fluffho]

took me a while but i thought of a good one..

it was back in the dorms in college when i typed in something like '6 pack ab exercises' in yahoo to get some exercise instructions. well i didnt get very good responses so i just read through the options and one said something like 'and the little boy put his mouth over my..'

so i was like wtf? so i read it, and it turned out to be some gay literature type shit. well the thing that got me was 'the little boy' it was like 10 chapters. i scanned through, for whatever reason i was reading backwards so when i got to chapter 1, it said 'he was 13. i was 26' so i said AHHHHHH

it was in an archive and sometimes i read them and the faces i make are classic. i mean i dont care what people do in bed but its kinda scary how freely they talk about little boys, or cousin, or both. that and all the talk about fudge makes me laugh...

i know, i know.. i have issues. and NO i dont get off on this stuff, but it is funny. maybe cuz im a chick i gues if i were a dude id just think it was gross.

[ShankS]

had sex with a girl in my dads green house one night, we got a sun lounger out from the shed and layed it out.... it just about fitted then before he got a new flower bench for his plants.

to this day, when ever I'm over there's and in the garden chatting, I'll always grin..... never have told him.

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by ShankS
had sex with a girl in my dads green house one night, we got a sun lounger out from the shed and layed it out.... it just about fitted then before he got a new flower bench for his plants.

to this day, when ever I'm over there's and in the garden chatting, I'll always grin..... never have told him.

That is beautiful shanks....

That actually reminds me of another one. I worked at Wendy's when i was 18. There was a girl there that i was freinds with . i was the burger flipper, and she worked drive through. Well there was this guy that was an ASSHOLE. He ended up making her cry. He ordered a chicken sandwich. So i volunteered to get the chicken, and on the way to puttingit on the bun, i gave it a big-ole sloppy lick.

Never told anyone that.... And i haunts me whenever i go to a drive through, so i am VERY nice to the people. :)

[Egekrusher]

Originally posted by Vodstok
That is beautiful shanks....

That actually reminds me of another one. I worked at Wendy's when i was 18. There was a girl there that i was freinds with . i was the burger flipper, and she worked drive through. Well there was this guy that was an ASSHOLE. He ended up making her cry. He ordered a chicken sandwich. So i volunteered to get the chicken, and on the way to puttingit on the bun, i gave it a big-ole sloppy lick.

Never told anyone that.... And i haunts me whenever i go to a drive through, so i am VERY nice to the people. :)

You have no idea..

I used to work at this backwater party store that made subs. When someone would come in that I didn't like, I would stick my hand down my pants, careful not to get any hairs, and rub my hand all over everything down there to collect the stench and the sweat. Then, I would spit on my hand, and rub it all over the sub bun.

One time, I even jizzed in someones sandwich.

Good times, man.

[Vodstok]

I'm going to start calling you "Brody". I honestly laughed out loud on that one, ege.

have you ever seen Braincandy? There is a part where one of Dave Foley's character is remembering his happiest moment, and in it, he is making some guy jerk off into his bosses coffee.

Later, the boss is remembering HIS happiest moment (if youve seen it, this makes sense), and in it, he is remmebering having a cup of coffee, handed to him by Dave Foley.... :)

[Je Suis Phnomne]

Originally posted by Egekrusher
One time, I even jizzed in someones sandwich.

Good times, man.

ummmmm What the hell were you doing jacking off at work? lol






::edit:: ummmm on second thought, never mind

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by Je Suis Phnomne
ummmmm What the hell were you doing jacking off at work? lol

Cumming on a sandwich, Duh! :)

[Egekrusher]

Hey, I'm a kinky bastard. I jack off anywhere I can. Including public restrooms, driving down the road, pretty much any place where there's even a semblance of privacy.

[Je Suis Phnomne]

Originally posted by Egekrusher
Hey, I'm a kinky bastard. I jack off anywhere I can. Including public restrooms, driving down the road, pretty much any place where there's even a semblance of privacy.


kinky? hmmmmm

I was once told that the difference between kinky and sick was 1 uses the feather and the other uses the whole chicken.....

I know KINK lol and that just doesnt sound like a feather activity lol

[Je Suis Phnomne]

Originally posted by Egekrusher
Hey, I'm a kinky bastard. I jack off anywhere I can. Including public restrooms, driving down the road, pretty much any place where there's even a semblance of privacy.


lol you arent depressed you are FATIGUED, lay off the man to hand relationship a wee bit and catch you some z's lol

[Hate_Breeder]

I like to look at my sexy body in the mirror a whole bunch. And i like to try getting buff and i almost have a Devillock so i can be one of the Misfits for Halloween.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Egekrusher


One time, I even jizzed in someones sandwich.




no no no man thats just wrong, I shant go into any burger place ever again, put me off for life.

[GirlieGirl]

i dont do a lot of things that i dont tell anybody about....
sometimes i sing to myself about what i'm doing :P
does that make me crazy?!

[ShankS]

not at all, hell you wana hear the crap I sing about when I'm loosing the plot at work, drives every one nutts


:D

[KRUGERKID13]

lets just say it involve fire, hair spray, and a tissue roll

[kpropain]

Well a lot of you know I race BMX.

When I'm on the starting gate I sort of mumble to myself to pep myself up....shit like, I'm gonna blast your ass down the straights motherfucker, or dont get to the outside of me cause I'll fucking elbow your ass.... And it usually works cause 99% of the time I end up winning..

Some of the guys I race against, look at me funny after a race, I just look at em and grin:D

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by kpropain
Well a lot of you know I race BMX.

When I'm on the starting gate I sort of mumble to myself to pep myself up....shit like, I'm gonna blast your ass down the straights motherfucker, or dont get to the outside of me cause I'll fucking elbow your ass.... And it usually works cause 99% of the time I end up winning..

Some of the guys I race against, look at me funny after a race, I just look at em and grin:D

only 76 more posts!

[kpropain]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
only 76 more posts!

Meh, that's childsplay....

[ShankS]

Originally posted by kpropain
Meh, that's childsplay....


dude...... have some

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by ShankS
dude...... have some

agreed

[kpropain]

Originally posted by ShankS
dude...... have some

I'll take a spam burger with cheese please, and a side of more spam :D

[ShankS]

you ever tried Spam fritters ?? very nice :)

[Hate_Breeder]

i like my spam with BBQ sauce and some ranch.

[kpropain]

Originally posted by ShankS
you ever tried Spam fritters ?? very nice :)

Yummie, spam cakes are kick ass also....

Spam with breading deep fried.... mmm mmm good....

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by kpropain
Yummie, spam cakes are kick ass also....

Spam with breading deep fried.... mmm mmm good....

Im fucking hungry now. Spam usually seems gross to me but you guys make it sound so appealing. Then again i havent eaten today :rolleyes:

[Vodstok]

I'll take some spam and eggs, and spam and bacon, and spam and spam with some more spam on the side.

Where are the singing vikings when you need them?










*Clap* *Clap* More Spam PLease!

[bwind22]

I went to a 'white trash' theme party. (Everyone dresses like white trash.) Someone brought a pan of Spam muffins over and throughout the course of the night, pretty much forced everyone to try one.

It was, bar none, the most disgusting thing I ever tasted.

(I hope he didn't have Egekrusher help him make them, but at least that would explain the nastiness of those Spamuffins.)

[Egekrusher]

Hell, I came up with the recipe.