View Full Version : Itsy-Bitsy Spider Catches ... a Snake
bloodygurl02
07-13-2004, 08:24 PM
BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese house spider sitting on its web waiting for lunch got the biggest helping of its life -- it caught a snake.
The 12-inch snake crawled into a farmer's house in Qingyuan county in eastern Zhejiang province, apparently oblivious of the spider patiently spinning its web in the corner, Xinhua news agency said on Saturday.
"Unfortunately, it got desperately trapped in the tough, sticky web of the spider," the agency said.
"The spider pulled the web higher and suspended the snake above the ground. It then managed to get to the neck of the snake, using its beak to pierce the snake and inject its poison."
The David and Goliath battle took 80 minutes, drawing farmers from all around to watch, Xinhua said.
"The snake died soon and the hunter spider began to suck its blood."
hellfire1
07-14-2004, 07:37 AM
ok... if an itsy, bitsy spider can do that to a fucking snake, what else can it do ??!! *shudders*
... now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to have a big ass nightmare...
moonsorrow
07-14-2004, 07:40 AM
hmmm... thats one tough spider, forget about about horse races, forget about henn fights and dog fights...this is where i would place a bet or two...spider fights!
Vodstok
07-14-2004, 08:04 AM
HAH! Put 2 ina jar, shake it up and watch them go to town....
moonsorrow
07-14-2004, 08:06 AM
im gonna get myself a big fucking spider...bigest one there is, im gonna feed it roaches and steriods, maby a little speed and then put him in that jar, im gonna make the biggest badest spider on this plannet...and its gonna make me ritch!
maby im just dreaming buyt wouldnt it be fun?
fluffho
07-14-2004, 12:32 PM
u pu them each in separate jars
and u starve em for a few days
hellfire1
07-14-2004, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by moonsorrow
im gonna get myself a big fucking spider...bigest one there is, im gonna feed it roaches and steriods, maby a little speed and then put him in that jar, im gonna make the biggest badest spider on this plannet...and its gonna make me ritch!
maby im just dreaming buyt wouldnt it be fun?
*shudders at the thought* uh huh... big fun !
moonsorrow
07-14-2004, 01:59 PM
if your a good girl maby youl find the winner on your pillow someday...
hellfire1
07-14-2004, 04:09 PM
oh moonsorrow... the words you say. makes a girl feel all warm inside !
moonsorrow
07-15-2004, 08:35 AM
i do my best...never saw the pre edited version... im guessing you were cussing like a sailor
hellfire1
07-15-2004, 10:22 AM
moi ? never... i'll leave that up to you !
moonsorrow
07-16-2004, 11:34 AM
hahaha! i take it you do remember me and my angry posts... were you around at the beginning of this year when i was last a regular?
hellfire1
07-16-2004, 01:51 PM
oh i was... even before i ever registered, i was here, lurking...
the word "fucker upper" comes to mind... quite a mouth you got there, boy !
moonsorrow
07-16-2004, 05:29 PM
hmm..fucker upper was never used...least not by me, but when i get pissed yes... i do sound like a drunken sailor...did... you be the judge i guess
friday13thfan
07-16-2004, 05:54 PM
dang poor snake
moonsorrow
07-16-2004, 05:55 PM
id feel a little acward to if i got my as kicked by something weighing in at less then one percent of my own weight