If you could wish for anything.......

[Vodstok]

The Evisceration = Banned thing made me think of this:

If you could have any wish, what would it be?

For me, it would be a complete lack of accountability for any of my actions.

If i decided George Dubbaya was pissing me off today? I could leave work, walk onto any airplane i wanted, fly down to dc, walk into his office, smakc him upside the head and say "HEy Dumbfuck! Quit your job, you idiot!" And no one would or could do anything.

Someone wins the lottery? "Give me your ticket. I want to be rich."
"Okay"


That would be better than superman. Hell, i could pee in his coffee and he wouldnt do a thing about it. NO Come-uppance!

Granted, even though that would be a free ticket to be an asshole, i would at least TRY to be nice. I'm not really all that big a dick.

[Arioch]

Success as a musician.......thats it.

[bloodrayne]

Right now?....A jet to Brazil;) :)

[Arioch]

Right now?....A jet to Brazil

Random.....whats in Brazil?

[Vodstok]

Brazilians.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Brazilians. LMAO @ Vodstock...He's right, you know:)

[Plaguewind]

That bloodrayne had her jet to Brasil...

[Arioch]

Ohhhhh, that explains alot...

[Plaguewind]

Well, just said what my greatest wish was...

Coherent with the thread this time, right? :0)

[Bodacious Tatas]

My wish? 30 minutes alone with her:

[Arioch]

Coherent with the thread this time, right? :0)

I've never known you to not be coherent, within the thread subject matter, or outside it. In fact, i quite enjoy reading your well versed, well thoughtout posts. Good form...

[Plaguewind]

Well, Arioch, I'm definitely quite happy to hear that! Thanks a lot...

[AmarylandPsycho]

I want to be a bear, shit in the woods

[Vodstok]

In that case, I want to be pope, then become jewish :)

[AmarylandPsycho]

I wonder what would happen if the pope said I was all a sham. That the church has been covering up the real gods for 1000 of years. That the greeks and romans had the right idea. polytheism is the truth.....Mass hysteria followed no doubt by zombies rising from their graves...we could make this into a movie....

[GorePhobia]

bodacious tatas please refrain from posting those pictures.......I wish to be a good director and work with Arioch in person lol and also Evisceration

[AmarylandPsycho]

Them tits is covered its fair game in my book

[GorePhobia]

its not like i dont like them but every post all i see is big ol' tatas

[AmarylandPsycho]

mmmmm big bodacious tatas

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Plaguewind
That bloodrayne had her jet to Brasil... That is so considerate of you...Thank You, Sweetie:)

[Sam The Egg]

I wish that when buying things, I could reach in my pocket and pull out the exact amount, no matter what pair of pants I was wearing

[hellfire1]

i wish i had the power to remember the names of everyone i've ever met... would save me a lot of embarassment !

[Evis™]

I'd wish for the best sex.

Ever.

[Plaguewind]

Well, dearest Bloodrayne... What can I say... That IS really what I wish for...

[bloodygurl02]

how about 1 billion dollars then i could go any where i want and then some:D

i will even settle for being w/ my sweetie for along time :D

[Sam The Egg]

Originally posted by bloodygurl02
how about 1 billion dollars then i could go any where i want and then some:D

my wish was better

[bloodygurl02]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
my wish was better

yeah u win i like urs better. i think in this case i will go for the 2nd one i mentioned

[Rotting Eye]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
I wish that when buying things, I could reach in my pocket and pull out the exact amount, no matter what pair of pants I was wearing

I've wished for the same thing.

I can't remember the movie now, I saw it when I was very young. All I remember is a young, wealthy man, who was reduced to nothing, and had to live on the streets. He grew older, grew a long beard and hair, but made a pact with a devil creature that allowed him to reach into his trenchcoat and pull out a handful of gold coins everytime. Then he become rich again, and married some woman, and it seems like the devil came back near the end, but that's about all I remember.

I've also wished to be made out of liquid metal, like T-1000. What fun that would be.

But on a more serious note, this thread reminds me of the Viewer Mail Family Guy episode. The one where Peter gets three wishes.

Genie: I'll grant you any three wishes you want.
Meg: I want a new hat!
Chris: I want a new hat!
Stewie: I want them to have new hats!
Meg: Now kids, these are your father's wishes. Go on, sweetie, ask for whatever you want.
Peter: Well, I've always wanted to see inside of Kelly Ripa's dressing room.

[evil_blonde]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
I wish that when buying things, I could reach in my pocket and pull out the exact amount, no matter what pair of pants I was wearing

that reminds me of the ostrich story.....

ahh a wish...why u have to steal my damn wish....uhm....
to get a billion dollar job and be loved for it....and to have a family who actually loves me forever and ever and ever and...yeah well you get the picture. :)

[Vodstok]

My wish transcends the need for money. With it i could walk into a porsche dealer, grab the keys to a black 911, and drive off with it. No money needs to exchange hands, i am not accountable :)

[GorePhobia]

Originally posted by Evis™
I'd wish for the best sex.

Ever.

you have it with me remmeber....our great phone sex lol

[fluffho]

Hmmm this is a hard one

i happen to like peter's shapeshifting ability. that would be cool. i mean being able to fly would be cool, but then all id hafto do is morph into a dragon or some shit. or morph into invisbile

or morph into.. a set of bodacious tatas!!! with sunspots over the right can



anyway. after morphing. id go aroud the world and play tricks on everyone.

[Rotting Eye]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Right now?....A jet to Brazil;) :)

Fluffho has well over 14,000 flier miles, due to her good credit card plan. You should ask her for some, she'd probably just waste them anyway.

I'm sure it's less than 14,000 miles to São Paulo, Brasil.

[massacre man]

a wish granting good guy doll and it hurts the people i hate lol jk

infinite wishes

if not

many hot girls love me

[evil_blonde]

this thread has become dull

like everything else.....

[fluffho]

hey

i wont share them miles with my mama let alone a stranger

i prefer to waste them myself HMPH!

.............

anyone wanna meet me in europe this summer? im thinking italy, france, rome. anywhere but germany

[evil_blonde]

if i had some money then sure id love to go to europe....then again perhaps i should fly to Evis and stalk him forever....
or Sam the Egg i spose
or GORE whom of which i miss dearly :(

[Leper Messiah]

The ability to stab people over the internet.

[Cerberus]

Originally posted by Leper Messiah
The ability to stab people over the internet. Yeah, I think I could go for that one myself, right about now:rolleyes:

[GorePhobia]

Originally posted by evil_blonde
if i had some money then sure id love to go to europe....then again perhaps i should fly to Evis and stalk him forever....
or Sam the Egg i spose
or GORE whom of which i miss dearly :(

wow you must have really missed me because every post you said OMFG LIEK JEZZ I MISS GORE!! lol what is your prob lol i was gone for like 3 days

[freddy69]

i wish for lots of money

[AmarylandPsycho]

Snakes coming out of my head

[Vodstok]

i have decided i would wish for the ebility to communicate with hazelnuts. If not, Brazil nuts. Or my nuts.


Actually, I think the money one is good.

[GorePhobia]

i wish i had lots of money....thats why im gonna try my hardest to make it with movies

[jay o2 waster]

i wish i was not in school right now

[massacre man]

i wish gore was an admin

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by massacre man
i wish gore was an admin

me2

[Freddy_Krgr]

I'd wish for a permanent 6-pack XD :D:D:D

[GorePhobia]

why me as admin?? am i that good......oh wait nevermind i forgot im really sechzy

[massacre man]

well gore id be to lazy
horror doesnt do much already

so i think u should be or maybe evis or bloodrayne

id like to be one but like i said im lazy

[GorePhobia]

i think more along the lines of Evis as admin me as global mod and arioch and bloodrayne as mods

[massacre man]

i might make a good mod i dont know but id wanna try out a small forum first

[GorePhobia]

i dunno man maybe

[orangestar]

My wish would be to be famous...scratch that, I wanna be Infamous.

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by GorePhobia
i think more along the lines of Evis as admin me as global mod and arioch and bloodrayne as mods

sounds good

[GorePhobia]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
sounds good

yeah sounds awesome if you ask me

[conductor31]

Originally posted by Vodstok
The Evisceration = Banned thing made me think of this:

If you could have any wish, what would it be?

For me, it would be a complete lack of accountability for any of my actions.

If i decided George Dubbaya was pissing me off today? I could leave work, walk onto any airplane i wanted, fly down to dc, walk into his office, smakc him upside the head and say "HEy Dumbfuck! Quit your job, you idiot!" And no one would or could do anything.

Someone wins the lottery? "Give me your ticket. I want to be rich."
"Okay"


That would be better than superman. Hell, i could pee in his coffee and he wouldnt do a thing about it. NO Come-uppance!

Granted, even though that would be a free ticket to be an asshole, i would at least TRY to be nice. I'm not really all that big a dick.
i wish for a rich dumb young nymphomaniac

[LilMissScareAll]

I want to be rich & famous. Or just rich...with enough money, I would find a sure way to get famous.

[last bad move]

Originally posted by LilMissScareAll
I want to be rich & famous. Or just rich...with enough money, I would find a sure way to get famous. money sucks i would rather be a poor musican then a rich asshole one

[LilMissScareAll]

Money wouldn't make me an asshole. I'm a poor asshole now. :(
I don't want to be a musician though(well I do, but I'm not talented enough at guitar or singing. I would suck at that)--I want to act and write my own horror movies.
But I think it would make me a much nicer person to be rich & famous. I'd be generous. Of course I'd buy my family whatever they wanted, and I'd give alot of money to animal organizations like Peta, ASPCA, etc. I'm a big animal lover.

[jay o2 waster]

i wish i had a bigger penis

and that pod wasn't on the radio right now

[fluffho]

i mightve already answered this one...

but i just got finished watching pimp my ride

so my wish would be for Diamonds... LOTS of em:D

[jay o2 waster]

I didn't think those were real diamonds

[fluffho]

my first guess wasnt either but they said it was $50,000 worth and i dont see them lieing. not to mention people really well get that shit done. they do ferraris and shit. anyway, diamonds are CHEAP if you have a hook up

theyre about a 2 hour drive up ill hafto visit them! i have a shitty ass isuzu outside that i would love for them to hook up... for free :D

[jay o2 waster]

i'm sure that if u did one of your dances, theyd hook you up like crazy

[fluffho]

yeh but thats to say that i even made it up there. they r in the straight up ghetto ill probably get shot before i made it and if i were to make it out of there.. id have it hooked up and be about a block away and be killed and robbed

[jay o2 waster]

lol, il come down and protect you, hey what time is it down there now anyways

[fluffho]

11:09am

........

did i mention my computer is broken? LOL. but id rather it fuck up the time than fuck up my files!!

[jay o2 waster]

lol, it is 3:30am here in MI, and i got to go to school at 7:00 am

the craziest thing ever, i am listening to the radio and they are playing a song called "Up All Night, Sleep All Day" it's kinda creepy

[fluffho]

i thought u wer up late.... wuts wrong wif you!!

lol ill probably be up till about 3am.. sleep till noon. then class at 6:30. thats everyday. GOD i love college night classes!!

[jay o2 waster]

yeah i should prolly go to be soon, mommy hates wakin me up

[Arioch]

i thought u wer up late.... wuts wrong wif you!!

lol ill probably be up till about 3am.. sleep till noon. then class at 6:30. thats everyday. GOD i love college night classes!!

Thats exactly what i do as well. Except im usually up till when about 6:30 or so when the sun comes up. Night classes own...

[fluffho]

other than the fact that i hate getting up early, night classes work since i burn really easily

have some sort of skin thingy goin on and if i go out for even half an hour ill get burned. sunscreen works but its a pain in the ass putting it on al the time not to mention its sticky. the one thing that does suck though is i cant really go to restaurants or movies cuz my class are like 630-830, sometimes 9. But thats only mon-thurs.

oh.. that and i stay up watching cartoon network anime

:D

[jay o2 waster]

If i was in californis i would put on your sunscreen;)

[fluffho]

that would be another wish of mine. a 24/7 sunscreen boy.
also a lotion boy, i use a lot of lotion

:D

[Haunted]

I'd wish for power.

[jay o2 waster]

what kind of power.

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by fluffho
that would be another wish of mine. a 24/7 sunscreen boy.
also a lotion boy, i use a lot of lotion

:D

that could be me