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Posher778
08-25-2010, 05:12 PM
So tonight I was embraced by a lovely creature on the internet called... A rapist! I have no knowledge of who this person is, nor do I care. At first I was going to disregard, but then I thought, maybe it could be fun to wreck his hard on and be a total ass, like always :) If I had to venture a guess I would say it's a friend of my ex's bored and wanting to troll, but once again, I look past that for a humorous conversation. I would recommend not iming him because someone from facebook already did, and he can be quite a spammer.


dontplaymeho (8:30:17 PM): hey
Posher919 (8:30:55 PM): hi
dontplaymeho (8:32:00 PM): hey you wana fuck tonight
Posher919 (8:32:09 PM): lol sure be there in 10
dontplaymeho (8:34:11 PM): where r u at
dontplaymeho (8:34:16 PM): come spread ur ass on my face
Posher919 (8:34:26 PM): I'm already at your house, can't you tell?
Posher919 (8:34:35 PM): We're having so much fun! DD
dontplaymeho (8:34:40 PM): s
dontplaymeho (8:34:41 PM): yes
dontplaymeho (8:34:47 PM): whats ur number so i can text u
dontplaymeho (8:34:51 PM): we havent chilled in forever
Posher919 (8:34:53 PM): We haven't chilled ever
dontplaymeho (8:35:03 PM): ya dont u live in alpharetta
Posher919 (8:35:07 PM): No.
Posher919 (8:35:26 PM): Send a picture and i'll clarify
dontplaymeho (8:38:06 PM): nah im good
dontplaymeho (8:38:10 PM): i dont want to make u cum
Posher919 (8:38:20 PM): Anyway
Posher919 (8:38:32 PM): Nice not meeting you, and thanks for making me lol
dontplaymeho (8:38:35 PM): u wana fuck or not
Posher919 (8:38:40 PM): ofc not fuck off
dontplaymeho (8:38:48 PM): no
dontplaymeho (8:38:53 PM): we need to get busy
dontplaymeho (8:38:57 PM): in the back and front seat
dontplaymeho (8:39:04 PM): and then the trunk
Posher919 (8:39:05 PM): but my car is a 2 seater!
dontplaymeho (8:39:13 PM): perfect!!1
dontplaymeho (8:39:36 PM): come sit on my face
Posher919 (8:39:39 PM): I can't live like this D:
dontplaymeho (8:39:45 PM): and i will eat you outlike a pie
Posher919 (8:39:47 PM): I neeeeeed
Posher919 (8:39:50 PM): morphine
Posher919 (8:39:52 PM): to stop
Posher919 (8:39:54 PM): the pain
dontplaymeho (8:39:58 PM): i
dontplaymeho (8:40:00 PM): have
dontplaymeho (8:40:01 PM): weed
dontplaymeho (8:40:02 PM): to stop
dontplaymeho (8:40:04 PM): my pain
Posher919 (8:40:09 PM): it simply doesnt cut it
dontplaymeho (8:40:15 PM): i have
dontplaymeho (8:40:17 PM): meth too
Posher919 (8:40:31 PM): Liar
Posher919 (8:40:39 PM): meth is for homeless people
dontplaymeho (8:40:42 PM): haha u called me out
dontplaymeho (8:40:46 PM): i am homeless
dontplaymeho (8:40:50 PM): u bitch
dontplaymeho (8:40:53 PM): ima bend you over my box
dontplaymeho (8:40:55 PM): and do you raw
dontplaymeho (8:41:04 PM): ima use a kroger bag for a condom
Posher919 (8:41:16 PM): How economical!
dontplaymeho (8:41:20 PM): yes
dontplaymeho (8:41:26 PM): and that was bend you over my xbox
Posher919 (8:41:47 PM): Oh good
Posher919 (8:41:54 PM): Someone finally found a use for one
Posher919 (8:41:59 PM): I like you, let's get married
dontplaymeho (8:43:17 PM): i just like to fuck
Posher919 (8:44:00 PM): That is
Posher919 (8:44:00 PM): so
Posher919 (8:44:02 PM): healthy
Posher919 (8:44:14 PM): for your brain. I think.
dontplaymeho (8:46:30 PM): yes
dontplaymeho (8:46:32 PM): let me fuck u
dontplaymeho (8:46:35 PM): how old r u now?
Posher919 (8:46:37 PM): 15
dontplaymeho (8:46:59 PM): shut it
Posher919 (8:47:07 PM): Ok!
Posher919 (8:48:18 PM): What am I shutting
Posher919 (8:48:22 PM): I closed all the windows
dontplaymeho (8:48:29 PM): ur mouth on my cock
Posher919 (8:48:36 PM): I had my mouth removed, after the war
dontplaymeho (8:48:37 PM): now i have to go because this is now sketchy
dontplaymeho (8:48:57 PM): because i believe you to be an old nasty man
dontplaymeho (8:49:03 PM): pretending to be a small child
Posher919 (8:49:04 PM): But what about the love we share! <3
dontplaymeho (8:49:11 PM): and to prey on my fresh jewls
Posher919 (8:49:15 PM): I thought you said we already fucked
Posher919 (8:49:20 PM): Where did that story go?
dontplaymeho (8:49:30 PM): i cant share love with 55+ males
Posher919 (8:49:35 PM): I'm 15!
dontplaymeho (8:49:40 PM): we fucked in my nighmare
Posher919 (8:49:59 PM): I don't remember... You must have spiked my drink
Posher919 (8:50:02 PM): *again*
Posher919 (8:50:08 PM): You know, all you have to do is ask
dontplaymeho (8:50:25 PM): yes stop changing to subject
dontplaymeho (8:50:30 PM): should you check your blood pressure?
Posher919 (8:50:51 PM): I would but
Posher919 (8:51:03 PM): It so hard to find a working vein
dontplaymeho (8:51:08 PM): dude where do u live
Posher919 (8:51:07 PM): all the morphine -.-'
Posher919 (8:51:20 PM): Ok
dontplaymeho (8:51:21 PM): ...
dontplaymeho (8:51:23 PM): .
dontplaymeho (8:51:24 PM): ...
dontplaymeho (8:51:25 PM): ....
Posher919 (8:51:25 PM): well this has been fun
dontplaymeho (8:51:28 PM): ...
dontplaymeho (8:51:30 PM): yup
Posher919 (8:51:30 PM): But now for some facts
dontplaymeho (8:51:33 PM): whats ur address
Posher919 (8:51:35 PM): I don't know you.
Posher919 (8:51:38 PM): I'm actually a woman
dontplaymeho (8:51:42 PM): whats your ip address
Posher919 (8:51:48 PM): I live in New Jersey
Posher919 (8:51:52 PM): and I have no idea who you are
dontplaymeho (8:51:54 PM): i live in NY
dontplaymeho (8:51:57 PM): lets have fun
Posher919 (8:52:03 PM): Oh you moved close by ^0^
dontplaymeho (8:52:07 PM): yes
dontplaymeho (8:52:10 PM): and my dick is hard
Posher919 (8:52:11 PM): ^_______________^
dontplaymeho (8:52:19 PM): very hard
dontplaymeho (8:52:20 PM): ...
Posher919 (8:52:25 PM): Like a tiger?
dontplaymeho (8:52:31 PM): like a crow bar
dontplaymeho (8:52:45 PM): also bent like a crow bar
Posher919 (8:52:52 PM): That sounds glorious
Posher919 (8:52:55 PM): are you famous?
dontplaymeho (8:52:57 PM): it is
dontplaymeho (8:53:04 PM): it fits down a throat very nicely
Posher919 (8:53:20 PM): My throat is shaped like a j so you must be correct!
dontplaymeho (8:53:37 PM): yes mine is shaped like a z
Posher919 (8:53:41 PM): cool!
dontplaymeho (8:53:48 PM): so is my ass hole
Posher919 (8:53:57 PM): COOL!
dontplaymeho (8:53:59 PM): any time i take a shit they think zorro has been there
Posher919 (8:54:12 PM): Maybe he has. >_> I told you to be more careful at parties
dontplaymeho (8:54:23 PM): yeres
dontplaymeho (8:54:40 PM): ok bye im bored after the comment " im a woman"
Posher919 (8:54:51 PM): I have a penis too
Posher919 (8:54:53 PM): sometimes
dontplaymeho (8:54:58 PM): bye
Posher919 (8:54:57 PM): On full moons
Posher919 (8:55:01 PM): Best friend!
dontplaymeho (8:55:06 PM): bye
Posher919 (8:55:08 PM): bye
Posher919 (8:55:14 PM): bye
Posher919 (8:55:16 PM): bye
Posher919 (8:55:42 PM): wait my hair's caught in the screen door
Posher919 (8:55:46 PM): come back D:<

Elvis_Christ
08-25-2010, 05:29 PM
Your parents should watch you more closely while you're on the internet.

Posher778
08-25-2010, 05:46 PM
I was boooored.

Elvis_Christ
08-25-2010, 05:49 PM
That "eat you out like a pie" line is all class. I'm gonna totally use that shit.

Posher778
08-25-2010, 05:52 PM
He was amusing for a few minutes til he got all scared of me.

Elvis_Christ
08-25-2010, 06:02 PM
It's because your throat's shaped like a j man

Posher778
08-25-2010, 06:03 PM
I actually thought this convo would strike some lolz

Elvis_Christ
08-25-2010, 06:05 PM
I laughed at a couple of bits. Reminds me of how I used to terrorize chatrooms as a youngster :D

Posher778
08-25-2010, 06:29 PM
I laughed at a couple of bits. Reminds me of how I used to terrorize chatrooms as a youngster :D

So like... yesterday?

Elvis_Christ
08-25-2010, 06:32 PM
So like... yesterday?

I wish. Something like 13 years ago...

Posher778
08-25-2010, 06:42 PM
Psh, trying to act old.

Elvis_Christ
08-25-2010, 07:26 PM
Yeh I'll just shut up man

Posher778
08-25-2010, 07:37 PM
No i'm just saying you aren't old :D

ferretchucker
08-26-2010, 05:58 AM
Evidently too old for "Don'tplaymeho".