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bloodrayne
04-01-2004, 03:28 AM
Got any good ones that you're planning to pull?...How about some past prank experiences that you are willing to share?
meetthecreeper
04-01-2004, 06:15 AM
Being in a shop full of techs. this is what you get, everybody messes with everybodies cars and their toolboxes. Grease under the handles, wheel weights on your wheels, gives a horrendous vibration. Steal a guys driveshaft, so his car doesnt move, run a line from the washer pump to under the dash facing the driver, so when he uses the washer pump he gets a pants soaking of washer solvent. Pinch the fuel return line with vice grips, car drives about 10 miles before starving for fuel and dying out. ANd many more nasty stuff, that cant be written here.
Darth Bane
04-01-2004, 06:32 AM
Pleading has never been an option bestowed upon you. Only Pain. Pain in its purest form. Your suffering shall be ever lasting. Your self indulged idealism of "peace" in which you revere shall be never. Forever and ever. Hark thee, and give praise, you shall be cloaked in diabolical intents for as long as you deny the inferiority in which you were cursed with since birth. Your constant ramblings of personal insecurities is an offering in
which we shall expose and prey upon. Your sloven writings is a display of complete and utter weakness. A weakness in which we shall confine and exploit. I am the Overlord of this forum. I decide the fates of many. I am the so called "natural-selection". I am eternal.
Steve_Hutchison
04-01-2004, 07:02 AM
wow..
AmarylandPsycho
04-01-2004, 07:05 AM
Wow is right,
who would have guessed Darth bane posted about torment and never ending sorrow. I was sure for april fools he would a written a sonnet about rainbows and unicorns. Guess i was wrong.
Darth Bane
04-01-2004, 07:07 AM
As you will always be.....
AmarylandPsycho
04-01-2004, 07:14 AM
Now if im always wrong I should go gambling. I should also brings friends. Ill bet a little on red and my friends can bet a lot on black. If im always wrong ill be rich in no time. Thanks for the idea;)
Darth Bane
04-01-2004, 07:15 AM
And you will find your "friends", no more.......
cheebacheeba
04-01-2004, 08:07 AM
Is that why you're so sad, Darth Betty?
Awww...
Story of your life, huh?
:(
AmarylandPsycho
04-01-2004, 08:14 AM
LMFAO
At last it all becomes clear
Wicked Lady
04-01-2004, 10:09 AM
I'm planning on pulling a big prank on my grandmother and aunt:D ...you see....I've been with my guy for almost a year now, they know we're really close, they more than likely question my virginity "and if they do, they are WRONG, I am a virgin" sooooo I'm gonna be all emotional and say they're the only people I could turn to blah blah blah and then tell them that I'm 2 months pregnant!!!!:D :D :D :D :D :D :D Yes I am Evil
Darth Bane
04-01-2004, 10:27 AM
No, you are pathetic.
Wicked Lady
04-01-2004, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by Darth Bane
No, you are pathetic.
Ok I've been here a lot longer than you and you're getting on my nerves really bad why is everything you say negative?? you have no reason to purposly just put people down, if all you're gonna do is be a jerk then why are you here?
Wicked Lady
04-01-2004, 01:28 PM
Originally posted by blackkitty1
oh thats good...i was gonna do the same with my bf..his friend is in on it too..im gonna call him at work and tell him the reason ive been a bitch lately is becuz im pregnant...and then his friend is gonna put april fools on a forum that my bf goes too all the time;)
hahahahahahaha good luck! sounds like fun!
Vodstok
04-01-2004, 02:29 PM
i did this to a coworker today. I put a batch file in his "startup" menu with this line in it:
shutdown -t 1 -r -f
For those of you unfamiliar with dos commands, that tells the machine to shut down after 1 second, and to force it, so no matter what programs are running, it will kill them and reboot.
He went through this 4 times on 2 computers before he got pissed enough to ask me to fix it :D
orangestar
04-01-2004, 07:12 PM
hehehe these are funny!
mine isnt anything extreme, but I laughed at it.
This guy that I am seeing asked my best friend out and begged and pleaded for her to say yes. She was so afraid to tell me that he asked. Lol she ended up saying No because she knows I like him. It was nice to see how loyal she is, even if she does think he's cute :)
AriochTheFagBoy
04-01-2004, 09:09 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Got any good ones that you're planning to pull?...How about some past prank experiences that you are willing to share?
my biggest prank is tagging this dumb broad named bloodraynes post..i see she took \her pic off the icon...good move!!...u are butt ugly sweet cheeks!!!!!!!
AriochTheFagBoy
04-01-2004, 09:10 PM
Originally posted by blackkitty1
that sounds fucked up;) i like it
any dumb ass who knows his shit can do that you nOOb scum sucker..............
Hey asswipe! Yeah, YOU! What the fuck is your beef with Arioch and Bloodryne? Ummm compeating musician?
last bad move
04-01-2004, 09:20 PM
ha ha some one today stool the princibles hubcaps and sence i go to a small school. (like 150 people or so) he made us empty our backpacks. funny shit
last bad move
04-01-2004, 09:22 PM
Originally posted by SFF
Hey asswipe! Yeah, YOU! What the fuck is your beef with Arioch and Bloodryne? Ummm compeating musician? no i dont think so i just think hes just another asshole trying to get attion
Originally posted by last bad move
no i dont think so i just think hes just another asshole trying to get attion
OMFG! The freak is now PMing me!!! He called me a fag and some other crazy shit. Obviously, he doesn't have a clue as to my gender. :rolleyes: Looks as if I'm gonna have to to publicly embarass him.;)
last bad move
04-01-2004, 10:03 PM
this faggot has to be stoped
Originally posted by last bad move
this faggot has to be stoped
He actualy had the audacity to call me a newbie.:rolleyes:
Cerberus
04-02-2004, 12:21 AM
Originally posted by SFF
Hey asswipe! Yeah, YOU! What the fuck is your beef with Arioch and Bloodryne? Ummm compeating musician?
Not even CLOSE. Have you read any of his posts? He obviously knows NOTHING about music and cannot play ANY instrument, therefore he is definitely NO musician. Obviously just an obsessed fan
Wicked Lady
04-02-2004, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by SFF
He actualy had the audacity to call me a newbie.:rolleyes:
He's been calling EVERYBODY a newbie! My goodness what a moron!
friday13thfan
04-02-2004, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by SFF
Hey asswipe! Yeah, YOU! What the fuck is your beef with Arioch and Bloodryne? Ummm compeating musician?
i agree with you this asshole has got to go be gay somewhere else
Cerberus
04-02-2004, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by Wicked Lady
He's been calling EVERYBODY a newbie! My goodness what a moron! Perhaps he has no clue what the term means. His comprensive skills so far, have proven to be less than stellar
cheebacheeba
04-03-2004, 06:27 AM
Just another bitch....:rolleyes:
Wicked Lady
04-03-2004, 09:45 AM
BTW just to bring up the topic of this thread again..MY PRANK WORKED! I freaked my grandmother out soooo bad:D
cheebacheeba
04-03-2004, 11:56 AM
It's easy enough to freak ppl out....this one works every time.
Take a toy machine gun apart (the kind that has a see-thru red segment in which sparks are produced when the trigger is pulled), get the trigger/spark device...and simply pretend to get electrocuted by, like, having the spark thing go off in your hand right next to a small kitchen electrical appliance.
Of course, being able to fall n shit convincingly is a sometimes painful part of it, but try it and just see how bad this fucks with ppl....
Wicked Lady
04-03-2004, 09:50 PM
WOW cheeba that sounds evil! Need a job?? LOL
cheebacheeba
04-04-2004, 05:21 AM
Living in AUS, I probably couldn't accept...heh-heh....
But by all means, if you need advice on pranks and/or minor acts of "terror"...Just fill me in on the situation, and I'll be happy to give you a free consultation...
Freddy Krueger.
04-04-2004, 01:18 PM
I toke my old grandmas pet dog that she loves so dear and killed it. I then skinned it and blended itup. Since my grandma cant chew, she drinks food so I switch her drinkable food for her dead, beloved blended up pet. She dank half of him then noticed that he was missing. Then, in the drinkable "food", she saw its little tiny collar. She screamed and cried as shefigured out what I've done and I jumped out and yelled, "April Fools, you old piece of shit!" I think she had a heart attack... oh I laughed so hard I cried.
Darth Bane
04-04-2004, 02:12 PM
So uncreative. So unfulfilling. You, and your ramblings, are weak.
cheebacheeba
04-04-2004, 02:22 PM
Talking to yourself again, Bane?
xDarthBane666
05-07-2005, 06:59 AM
No..
No I am not.
My presence is met with many an audience.
Fear.
Envy.
Many emotions are felt.
I am the ONLY True Deity here.
That is undeniable.
Worship me Chee......As you always had.
Angra
05-07-2005, 07:03 AM
Originally posted by xDarthBane666
No..
No I am not.
My presence is met with many an audience.
Fear.
Envy.
Many emotions are felt.
I am the ONLY True Deity here.
That is undeniable.
Worship me Chee......As you always had.
Bane, have you ever been asked this question before?:
How do you write when you´re in a straightjacket?
What was your answer?:confused:
zwoti
05-07-2005, 09:37 AM
Originally posted by xDarthBane666
My presence is met with many an audience.
Fear.
Envy.
Many emotions are felt.
what about joy roger?