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bwind22
03-26-2009, 08:12 PM
Question for V - How come the winners of the secret weapons in Challenge #1 were kept secret, but not in Challenge #2?

Freak
03-26-2009, 08:14 PM
What a bunch of dickheads! You Assassins realize Team Grindhouse was in there too don't ya?

Poor neverending! Don't worry buddy, the swiss cheese look is in this year. We'll get you all patched up in no time!

We hid very well.

Plus it makes sense to go for the strongest opponent.

Rayne
03-26-2009, 08:15 PM
What a bunch of dickheads! You Assassins realize Team Grindhouse was in there too don't ya?

Poor neverending! Don't worry buddy, the swiss cheese look is in this year. We'll get you all patched up in no time!

Just shows us that they perceive OUR team to be the real threat...I'd say they just insulted Grindhouse pretty bad and Grindhouse should get even with them for being made to look insignificant and irrelevant (shhhh...It's psychology ;))

I'm not surprised that Neverending survived this...We're made of solid stock, the Assassins have just proven that they recognize this

*ROAR*

Rayne
03-26-2009, 08:17 PM
Suddenly, the bushes parted and young FERRETCHUCKER jumped forward with a loud warcry.

BLAM!

Neverending didnt stand a chance at ducking as he was in the action of patching his back. Ferretchucker fired blindly, and hit Neverending squarely on the shoulder. Neverending yelped in pain and rolled away, with Ferretchucker happily jumping around.

Despare and The Return looked at each other, then shook their head at Ferret, rolling their eyes.

THIS was awesome and made me laugh...I could totally see it...Thanks for that.

Umm...except for the fact that Neverending was shot, of course.

bwind22
03-26-2009, 08:19 PM
I guess that's one way to look at it. They could have killed Nightmare of Death though. He only went in with 1 healthpack.

neverending
03-26-2009, 09:38 PM
Hahahahahaha... I LAUGH at the Assassins! I laugh in your faces!

bwind22
03-26-2009, 09:45 PM
Hahahahahaha... I LAUGH at the Assassins! I laugh in your faces!

Take that bitches! 8 bullet holes in him and he's laughing in your faces! NE makes Tupac & 50 Cent look like a couple of pussies!

ferretchucker
03-26-2009, 11:01 PM
Neverending, you've been cocky throughout the challenge, over confident, lost two challenges to the assassins and had eight bullets fired into you by the assassins. I think we know who's truly laughing.

The_Return
03-27-2009, 01:15 AM
Just shows us that they perceive OUR team to be the real threat...

Meh, not really....just NE.

missmacabre
03-27-2009, 03:21 AM
Another great example of team work, planning and communication. =D

Papillon Noir
03-27-2009, 04:10 AM
We hid very well.

Plus it makes sense to go for the strongest opponent.

We're ninjas, actually.

@Assassins
You know who else are really strong opponents? Austin, Milktoaste, Murderdoll, Disease, Bwind, Rayne, and ShankS. Yeah, you should really go for them first. :D

missmacabre
03-27-2009, 04:28 AM
We're ninjas, actually.

@Assassins
You know who else are really strong opponents? Austin, Posher, Milktoaste, Murderdoll, Disease, Bwind, Rayne, and ShankS. Yeah, you should really go for them first. :D
Including Posher in that list made you whole argument seem invalid ;)

Papillon Noir
03-27-2009, 04:31 AM
Including Posher in that list made you whole argument seem invalid ;)

Let me edit that...

All fixed now! :)

_____V_____
03-27-2009, 04:50 AM
Question for V - How come the winners of the secret weapons in Challenge #1 were kept secret, but not in Challenge #2?

Only one of them won the secret weapon. And it was a booboo on my part to reveal that. Anyway, if the others didnt pay attention to that, alls well. :p


Doc won the bonus prize. Now that the Hunting is over, I can reveal it safely.

DOC FAUSTUS WON 5 BONUS HEALTH PACKS!!

Ergo, his HP count stands boosted by 5. (It would have come as shocking news to the Assassins if they had targetted Doc...thats why I deliberately hid what he won ;) )


Challenge #3 is coming up shortly.

_____V_____
03-27-2009, 05:08 AM
HDC BATTLE ROYALE II - THE THIRD CHALLENGE


I welcome all 3 groups - Team Grindhouse, Killer's Nightmares and Ace Assassins - to BR II Challenge #3.

Since Team Grindhouse are running a member short, I have randomly chosen a Nightmare - POSHER778, and an Assassin - DESPARE, who will be sitting out this Challenge.


You have to name at least 20 horror movies which contain the physical/bodily transformation scene of a main character. Name the character also.


There are 480 points up for grabs in the above challenge.

A special BONUS prize will be given to the contestant who sends in the most number of unique answers in his/her entry.

The deadline for sending your entries ends on Monday, 30th March, at Noon EST.

You may either send me your entries via PMs, or you may email me at [email protected], mentioning your HDC Nick in the Subject alongwith the Challenge number, for e.g., "__V__ - HDC Battle Royale II Challenge #3 Answers."

You may confer within members of your own team in your quest for the right answers, but each Battle Royale participant should send in their own individual entries. Also remember, YOUR FIRST ENTRY WILL BE COUNTED ONLY. Subsequent entries will NOT be entertained.

All the best, folks!

_____V_____
03-27-2009, 05:13 AM
ANNOUNCEMENT


Since Challenge #2 is over and no other member who received an Invitation replied back in the positive, I am glad to announce that the contestant who will take over from Roderick Usher's position in ACE ASSASSINS will be...

Paul The Monk!!

Congrats, Paul. Now go ahead and join your team, and send me your entry for Challenge #3 within the deadline.

milktoaste
03-27-2009, 05:18 AM
Am I to assume you meant a physical transformation?

Rayne
03-27-2009, 05:43 AM
Can you use the same movie more than once, if you name a different main character?

EDIT: Nevermind..."20 horror movies" would signify that they are different movies...duh...Sorry about that

Doc Faustus
03-27-2009, 05:53 AM
Most unique entries is a quantitative statement isn't it? Dammit! I've been trying to be the most unique!

_____V_____
03-27-2009, 07:55 AM
Different movies, of course. You cant send Underworld 20 times, listing transformations for different characters in the same flick.

Most unique answers like the one in Challenge #1. The entry must have maximum answers which are not repeated in someone else's entry.

3 entries in so far.

Disease
03-27-2009, 08:32 AM
Neverending, you've been cocky throughout the challenge, over confident, lost two challenges to the assassins and had eight bullets fired into you by the assassins. I think we know who's truly laughing.

Yeah, Neverending is laughing, he just said.... :rolleyes:

monalisa
03-27-2009, 12:37 PM
http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q163/mona8lisa/Zombiemonalisa.jpg

OK, I'll stop now. :p :D

Paul the Monk
03-27-2009, 07:24 PM
Woohoo thanks __V__!!:cool: I am so glad to be a part of Ace Assassins.:)

_____V_____
03-28-2009, 08:45 AM
LEADERBOARD UPDATE


I have received 10 entries so far - 4 each from Nightmares & Assassins, and 2 from Grindhouse.

Nightmares are in the lead at the moment, by a whole 1 point.

bwind22
03-28-2009, 10:19 AM
LEADERBOARD UPDATE


I have received 10 entries so far - 4 each from Nightmares & Assassins, and 2 from Grindhouse.

Nightmares are in the lead at the moment, by a whole 1 point.

Whooooooooooo!

_____V_____
03-29-2009, 08:24 AM
LEADERBOARD UPDATE


Into the last 24 hours till the deadline...I have 14 entries with me so far.

And at the moment, the Assassins have jumped into the lead!!

Paul the Monk
03-29-2009, 10:01 AM
YESSSSSSSS!!:D Go Assassins woohoo! I love my sig btw!!:cool:

missmacabre
03-29-2009, 10:45 AM
YESSSSSSSS!!:D Go Assassins woohoo! I love my sig btw!!:cool:

Glad you like your sig Paul. I think the quote cements the fact that winning and killing is what we do professionally. :p

ferretchucker
03-29-2009, 11:18 AM
Good work so far Assassins! Let's try and keep the lead!

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-29-2009, 02:45 PM
pm system sucks so...

If anyone on my team knows they won't win the challenge with their answers send me a pm, I haven't had time and I might not get time.

ChronoGrl
03-29-2009, 02:51 PM
LEADERBOARD UPDATE


Into the last 24 hours till the deadline...I have 14 entries with me so far.

And at the moment, the Assassins have jumped into the lead!!

Uh oh...

I hope that doesn't mean that my attempt at uniqueness bit me in the ass again...

Well, we'll see.

GO TEAM GRINDHOUSE! GET THOSE ANSWERS IN!!!

If you haven't and have any questions/comments/need help, feel free to PM me.

_____V_____
03-29-2009, 08:13 PM
LEADERBOARD UPDATE


Less than 12 hours remain till the deadline...and...

TEAM GRINDHOUSE has jumped into the lead, by submitting ALL of their entries in!!


The Assassins are still running 2 short, and hold your breath before you read this...

THE NIGHTMARES ARE RUNNING 4 (THATS FOUR) SHORT!!!


Whoa...where is the other half of the team at?! Hurry up Nightmares!

neverending
03-29-2009, 09:46 PM
We had to... you know.... SLEEP on it....

_____V_____
03-30-2009, 05:31 AM
FINAL LEADERBOARD UPDATE


Exactly 2 hours and 30 minutes left to the deadline...

The Nightmares are 2 short, while Assassins are 1 short.

Will they be able to rush their entries before the deadline expires? We will find out when the deadline is upon us.

neverending
03-30-2009, 05:42 AM
Any Nightmare who thinks their list might not have gotten through for some reason- send it again!

milktoaste
03-30-2009, 05:50 AM
Just sent mine-anyone need help?

Papillon Noir
03-30-2009, 05:56 AM
Woohoo! Yay, Team Grindhouse! Kudos to all my teammates for submitting! Hopefully we nailed this round. :D

scouse mac
03-30-2009, 06:00 AM
Woohoo! Yay, Team Grindhouse! Kudos to all my teammates for submitting! Hopefully we nailed this round. :D


We're certainly due a good result, it would make a nice change to not have to dodge bullets!

ferretchucker
03-30-2009, 06:47 AM
Good luck Grindhouse, and Assassins, COME ON!

_____V_____
03-30-2009, 08:06 AM
HOLD THE PRESS!! THE DEADLINE IS UP!

Results of Challenge #3 will be up...


...next.

_____V_____
03-30-2009, 08:14 AM
Results of Battle Royale II - Challenge #3


Team Grindhouse, Nightmares and Assassins...

Welcome to your third BATTLE ROYALE II results meeting.



First of all, the correct answers which I had listed :-

28 Weeks Later - Don
An American Werewolf in London – David Kessler
Altered States – Edward Jessup
Cat People – Paul Gallier
Dead Alive – Mum Cosgrove
Dog Soldiers – Megan
Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde – Dr Henry Jekyll
Fright Night – Jerry Dandrige
From Beyond – Dr Edward Pretorius
Ginger Snaps – Ginger
Hellraiser – Frank Cotton
Interview With The Vampire – Lestat
Invasion of the Body Snatchers – Elizabeth Driscoll
Mansquito – Ray Erikson
Metamorphosis – Dr Peter Houseman
Resident Evil – Michelle Rodriguez
Scanners – Cameron Vale
Silver Bullet – Reverend Lowe
Sleepwalkers – Charles Brady
Slither - Grant
Species – Sil
Ssssssss – David Blake
Tetsuo – Man
Thinner – Billy Halleck
The Company of Wolves – Young Groom
The Exorcist – Regan MacNeil
The Faculty – Marybeth
The Fly – Seth Brundle
The Howling – Bill, Eddie Quist
The Incredible Melting Man – Steve West
The Return of the Living Dead 3 - Julie
The Thing – Norris, Bennings, Windows
The Wolf Man – Larry Talbot
Van Helsing – Count Dracula
Videodrome – Max Renn
Wolf – Will Randall

Of course, several of you did some deep research and sent me their own unique answers which I accepted after a lot of careful searching and scanning through numerous websites.


Anyway, I have tallied up your final scores...and they are...


Team Grindhouse :

Gorephobia - 17 points
Papillon Noir - 19 points
Dante's Inferno - 17 points
Doc Faustus - 19 points
ChronoGrl - 20 points
Nightmare of Death - 19 points
Scouse Mac - 20 points
Freak - 17 points

---------------------------------

TOTAL - 148 points

---------------------------------



Killer's Nightmares :

Rayne - 20 points
ShankS - 00 points (**No Entry Submitted**)
AUSTIN316426808 - 20 points
Posher778 - SIT OUT
neverending - 20 points
milktoaste - 17 points
X¤Murderdoll¤X - 20 points
Disease - 19 points
bwind22 - 20 points

---------------------------------

TOTAL - 136 points

---------------------------------



Ace Assassins :

Dude Guadalupe - 19 points
Fortunato - 19 points
Despare - SIT OUT
The Flayed One - 20 points
Paul the Monk - 20 points
MissMacabre - 00 points (**No Entry Submitted**)
The Return - 20 points
Ferretchucker - 16 points
roshiq - 19 points

---------------------------------

TOTAL - 133 points

---------------------------------


Which means...



ACE ASSASSINS lose Battle Royale II - Challenge #3 by a mere 03 POINT - margin, and so they have to face the Penalty...while Team Grindhouse & Killer's Nightmares WIN Challenge #3.


What is the penalty for losing? Who won the much-coveted Bonus Prize?


...NEXT!

ferretchucker
03-30-2009, 08:29 AM
16?

Seriously, what's up with that? Explain.

_____V_____
03-30-2009, 08:30 AM
HDC BATTLE ROYALE II - THE HUNTING SEASON OUTING #3


All the Ace Assassins team members are released into The Zone unarmed.

Assassins, you are in DOUBLE TROUBLE!

Team Grindhouse & Killer's Nightmares...take a good look at what you all have won...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v312/dire5/Requiem-William/TakenGuns-William/1sh01-William.jpg




Each of you has won a DOUBLE BARRELED SHOTGUN armed with TWO shells each.

Proceed directly into The Zone armed with your weapon, and choose your targets.

Send me your PMs regarding which Assassin you choose as your targets.

You CANNOT choose an own team member to fire. (except if you are a Hidden Weapon holder)

You have till Wednesday, 01st April, Noon EST, to make your choices.

The failure to fire even ONE Shotgun will mean each one of you Team Grindhouse & Killer's Nightmares members will be shot FOUR TIMES by the snipers in the watchtowers.

I leave you to confer, or take individual decisions, whichever works for you...but your time in The Hunting Season Zone begins...NOW!

ALSO, THE DONATION OF HEALTH PACKS RULE STANDS OPEN TILL THE END OF THE HUNTING SEASON OUTING!!


Bonus Award winner and Updated Health Pack status is up...

...NEXT.

_____V_____
03-30-2009, 08:37 AM
BONUS AWARD WINNER


There were several of you who gave their best shot at winning this much sought-after Award - Rayne, Doc Faustus, Fortunato, Neverending and The Return.

In the end, it was a close battle between Nightmare MILKTOASTE and GRINDHOUSE member ChronoGrl.

The winner, with SIX unique answers in their entry over the other's FIVE unique ones...


is...


NIGHTMARE MILKTOASTE!!


Congrats, Milktoaste. You will be sent a PM revealing your Bonus Prize.

Also, the first one to send in their entry wins the Hidden Weapon. He/she will be conveyed through PM too.


Health Pack status is coming up next...

_____V_____
03-30-2009, 08:42 AM
STATUS UPDATE AFTER CHALLENGE #3


TEAM GRINDHOUSE

Gorephobia - FIT with 8 HPs,
Papillon Noir - FIT with 9 HPs,
Dante's Inferno - FIT with 9 HPs,
Doc Faustus - FIT with 14 HPs,
ChronoGrl - FIT with 9 HPs,
Nightmare Of Death - FIT with 5 HPs,
Scouse Mac - FIT with 9 HPs,
Freak - FIT with 9 HPs.




KILLER'S NIGHTMARES

Rayne - FIT with 8 HPs,
ShankS - FIT with 7 HPs,
Austin - FIT with 11 HPs,
Posher - FIT with 7 HPs,
Neverending - FIT with 3 HPs,
Milktoaste - FIT with 9 HPs,
Murderdoll - FIT with 11 HPs,
Disease - FIT with 11 HPs,
bwind22 - FIT with 11 HPs.




ACE ASSASSINS

Dude Guadalupe - FIT with 11 HPs,
Fortunato - FIT with 11 HPs,
Despare - FIT with 8 HPs,
The Flayed One - FIT with 11 HPs,
Paul the Monk - FIT with 7 HPs,
MissMacabre - FIT with 7 HPs,
The Return - FIT with 11 HPs,
FerretChucker - FIT with 11 HPs,
Roshiq - FIT with 11 HPs.


All contestants have their Stamina Meters at 10, except for Nightmare of Death & Neverending, whose Stamina Meters have dropped to 09.

ChronoGrl
03-30-2009, 08:59 AM
Results of Battle Royale II - Challenge #3


Team Grindhouse, Nightmares and Assassins...

Welcome to your third BATTLE ROYALE II results meeting.



First of all, the correct answers which I had listed :-

28 Weeks Later - Don
An American Werewolf in London – David Kessler
Altered States – Edward Jessup
Cat People – Paul Gallier
Dead Alive – Mum Cosgrove
Dog Soldiers – Megan
Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde – Dr Henry Jekyll
Fright Night – Jerry Dandrige
From Beyond – Dr Edward Pretorius
Ginger Snaps – Ginger
Hellraiser – Frank Cotton
Interview With The Vampire – Lestat
Invasion of the Body Snatchers – Elizabeth Driscoll
Mansquito – Ray Erikson
Metamorphosis – Dr Peter Houseman
Resident Evil – Michelle Rodriguez
Scanners – Cameron Vale
Silver Bullet – Reverend Lowe
Sleepwalkers – Charles Brady
Slither - Grant
Species – Sil
Ssssssss – David Blake
Tetsuo – Man
Thinner – Billy Halleck
The Company of Wolves – Young Groom
The Exorcist – Regan MacNeil
The Faculty – Marybeth
The Fly – Seth Brundle
The Howling – Bill, Eddie Quist
The Incredible Melting Man – Steve West
The Return of the Living Dead 3 - Julie
The Thing – Norris, Bennings, Windows
The Wolf Man – Larry Talbot
Van Helsing – Count Dracula
Videodrome – Max Renn
Wolf – Will Randall

Of course, several of you did some deep research and sent me their own unique answers which I accepted after a lot of careful searching and scanning through numerous websites.


Anyway, I have tallied up your final scores...and they are...


Team Grindhouse :

Gorephobia - 17 points
Papillon Noir - 19 points
Dante's Inferno - 17 points
Doc Faustus - 19 points
ChronoGrl - 20 points
Nightmare of Death - 19 points
Scouse Mac - 20 points
Freak - 17 points

---------------------------------

TOTAL - 148 points

---------------------------------



Killer's Nightmares :

Rayne - 20 points
ShankS - 00 points (**No Entry Submitted**)
AUSTIN316426808 - 20 points
Posher778 - SIT OUT
neverending - 20 points
milktoaste - 17 points
X¤Murderdoll¤X - 20 points
Disease - 19 points
bwind22 - 20 points

---------------------------------

TOTAL - 136 points

---------------------------------



Ace Assassins :

Dude Guadalupe - 19 points
Fortunato - 19 points
Despare - SIT OUT
The Flayed One - 20 points
Paul the Monk - 20 points
MissMacabre - 00 points (**No Entry Submitted**)
The Return - 20 points
Ferretchucker - 16 points
roshiq - 19 points

---------------------------------

TOTAL - 133 points

---------------------------------


Which means...



ACE ASSASSINS lose Battle Royale II - Challenge #3 by a mere 03 POINT - margin, and so they have to face the Penalty...while Team Grindhouse & Killer's Nightmares WIN Challenge #3.


What is the penalty for losing? Who won the much-coveted Bonus Prize?


...NEXT!

KICKASS TEAM GRINDHOUSE!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

BONUS AWARD WINNER


There were several of you who gave their best shot at winning this much sought-after Award - Rayne, Doc Faustus, Fortunato, Neverending and The Return.

In the end, it was a close battle between Nightmare MILKTOASTE and GRINDHOUSE member ChronoGrl.

The winner, with SIX unique answers in their entry over the other's FIVE unique ones...


is...


NIGHTMARE MILKTOASTE!!


Congrats, Milktoaste. You will be sent a PM revealing your Bonus Prize.

Also, the first one to send in their entry wins the Hidden Weapon. He/she will be conveyed through PM too.


Health Pack status is coming up next...

Oh, MAN did I work hard for that one!!!!!

Well, congrats, Milktoaste! I'm curious as to what the "unique" movies were - Out of curiosity, V, could you list them? This was such a cool challenge!



STATUS UPDATE AFTER CHALLENGE #3


TEAM GRINDHOUSE

Gorephobia - FIT with 8 HPs,
Papillon Noir - FIT with 9 HPs,
Dante's Inferno - FIT with 9 HPs,
Doc Faustus - FIT with 14 HPs,
ChronoGrl - FIT with 9 HPs,
Nightmare Of Death - FIT with 5 HPs,
Scouse Mac - FIT with 9 HPs,
Freak - FIT with 9 HPs.




KILLER'S NIGHTMARES

Rayne - FIT with 8 HPs,
ShankS - FIT with 7 HPs,
Austin - FIT with 11 HPs,
Posher - FIT with 7 HPs,
Neverending - FIT with 3 HPs,
Milktoaste - FIT with 9 HPs,
Murderdoll - FIT with 11 HPs,
Disease - FIT with 11 HPs,
bwind22 - FIT with 11 HPs.




ACE ASSASSINS

Dude Guadalupe - FIT with 11 HPs,
Fortunato - FIT with 11 HPs,
Despare - FIT with 8 HPs,
The Flayed One - FIT with 11 HPs,
Paul the Monk - FIT with 7 HPs,
MissMacabre - FIT with 7 HPs,
The Return - FIT with 11 HPs,
FerretChucker - FIT with 11 HPs,
Roshiq - FIT with 11 HPs.


All contestants have their Stamina Meters at 10, except for Nightmare of Death & Neverending, whose Stamina Meters have dropped to 09.

Stupid question... Would you mind reminding me if you're "FIT," how many shots does it take to kill you? And does 1 HP cure 1 shot?

_____V_____
03-30-2009, 09:08 AM
Fit with 0 HPs = FOUR bullets.

1 HP = 1 bullet wound.

Severely Wounded with 0 HPs and surviving till next Challenge = -1 in Stamina.


As for rest of the queries from Chrono & Ferret, replied through IMs.

ChronoGrl
03-30-2009, 09:11 AM
Fit with 0 HPs = FOUR bullets.

1 HP = 1 bullet wound.

Severely Wounded with 0 HPs and surviving till next Challenge = -1 in Stamina.


As for rest of the queries from Chrono & Ferret, replied through IMs.

Thanks and thanks!! :)

neverending
03-30-2009, 09:19 AM
Seriously- 15 of the movies I listed were on others lists???

neverending
03-30-2009, 09:23 AM
Nit to quibble, but in Invasion of the Body Snatchers, the victims are stolen away somewhere and REPLACED by pod lookalikes....

Posher778
03-30-2009, 09:32 AM
Sheesh MissMacabre... Even *I* sent in a list, and I was sitting out this round :p

GorePhobia
03-30-2009, 09:42 AM
Uh I think Wednesday is the 1st of April not the 26th of March....

neverending
03-30-2009, 09:43 AM
To V-
If one member of one team fails to shoot, do members of BOTH TEAMS get whammied?

neverending
03-30-2009, 09:46 AM
Uh I think Wednesday is the 1st of April not the 26th of March....

See- that was an April Fool's joke!

missmacabre
03-30-2009, 09:54 AM
I dont know how my message didn't get sent in guys. I definately compiled my entire list, and sent a message to V via PM. Don't know where it went from there. In other news My boyfriends grandma just died so fucked if I care right now.

neverending
03-30-2009, 09:57 AM
I dont know how my message didn't get sent in guys. I definately compiled my entire list, and sent a message to V via PM. Don't know where it went from there. In other news My boyfriends grandma just died so fucked if I care right now.

I'm so very sorry MissM.

My thoughts are with you.

_____V_____
03-30-2009, 10:10 AM
Uh I think Wednesday is the 1st of April not the 26th of March....

Fixed.


To V-
If one member of one team fails to shoot, do members of BOTH TEAMS get whammied?

Yes.


I dont know how my message didn't get sent in guys. I definately compiled my entire list, and sent a message to V via PM. Don't know where it went from there. In other news My boyfriends grandma just died so fucked if I care right now.

Re-checked my PM box and email.

Nothing in both of them. Sorry to hear about your loss.

missmacabre
03-30-2009, 10:13 AM
Oh well. My sanity and grades at school wouldn't care if I got shot. I'm not dropping out of the game though, it'll take their hard earned bullets to get rid of me.

_____V_____
03-30-2009, 10:17 AM
Oh well. My sanity and grades at school wouldn't care if I got shot. I'm not dropping out of the game though, it'll take their hard earned bullets to get rid of me.

I realise these are tough times but I know you well enough to know you are not a quitter, or someone to bow out like this.

Posher778
03-30-2009, 10:20 AM
Oh well. My sanity and grades at school wouldn't care if I got shot. I'm not dropping out of the game though, it'll take their hard earned bullets to get rid of me.

Like I would shoot you if they asked me to anyway <3

ChronoGrl
03-30-2009, 10:22 AM
I dont know how my message didn't get sent in guys. I definately compiled my entire list, and sent a message to V via PM. Don't know where it went from there. In other news My boyfriends grandma just died so fucked if I care right now.

That totally and completely sucks, MM. I am so sorry for your loss. Thoughts with you and your BF *HUG*

roshiq
03-30-2009, 11:18 AM
Sorry to hear that MM. Take your time, surely Assassins will be fight back in next challenges like the way we all did before.

Btw, I have a question for V...Can the TGH/KN members shoot any KN/TGH member or only Assassins?;)

milktoaste
03-30-2009, 11:50 AM
Good job Chrono, I didn't think I'd even come close. I would also like to see what the other unique answers were.

bwind22
03-30-2009, 12:40 PM
Yeah! Good job Killers!

Sorry for your loss MM.

Rayne
03-30-2009, 01:20 PM
Aww, I'm gonna have a tough time shooting ANY of the Assassins...I love all of those guys :(


I guess I just gotta keep telling myself "They are competition...They are the enemy...They would shoot you..."

Gonna take me a little while for the mental prep




Can't I just withhold sex from Dude Guadalupe for a week or something?...That should hurt him pretty good :D

Oh...Wait...That would hurt ME, too...Ummm...Okay...Thinking...



Condolences to MM, btw.


EDIT: I had forgotten about that Paul The Monk guy...I don't really know him...Muahahaha

bwind22
03-30-2009, 01:28 PM
Aww, I'm gonna have a tough time shooting ANY of the Assassins...I love all of those guys :(

I guess I just gotta keep telling myself "They are competition...They are the enemy...They would shoot you..."

Gonna take me a little while for the mental prep

Can't I just withold sex from Dude Guadalupe for a week or something?...That should hurt him pretty good :D

Oh...Wait...That would hurt ME, too...Ummm...Okay...Thinking...

Condolences to MM, btw.

EDIT: I had forgotten about that Paul The Monk guy...I don't really know him...Muahahaha

You could blast 2 shells in to Dude and then GIVE him sex for a week. That ought to make him forget all about you shooting him or at the very least make it easier to forgive you.

Rayne
03-30-2009, 01:29 PM
You could blast 2 shells in to Dude and then GIVE him sex for a week. That ought to make him forget all about you shooting him or at the very least make it easier to forgive you.

HaHaHa...Excellent thinking...So devious...I like it :D

Posher778
03-30-2009, 01:58 PM
You could blast 2 shells in to Dude and then GIVE him sex for a week. That ought to make him forget all about you shooting him or at the very least make it easier to forgive you.

Giving him sex will not take his mind off shooting.

Doc Faustus
03-30-2009, 02:00 PM
That's true. If anything...wow, that's not my style at all. Thanks for dragging me into the gutter, Posh.

newb
03-30-2009, 02:11 PM
That's true. If anything...wow, that's not my style at all. Thanks for dragging me into the gutter, Posh.

yeah....you're treading in newb/urgeok territory there Doc.

Rayne
03-30-2009, 02:23 PM
yeah....you're treading in newb/urgeok territory there Doc.

*giggles*

Doc, you should wash your shoes after traversing that particular territory...A chemical shower would also be advisable...And then a regular shower...And possibly another shower, just to be safe

Doc Faustus
03-30-2009, 02:49 PM
If anybody needs me I'll be sitting in my armchair in a smoking jacket alternating between Wordsworth and the Bible for the next six days.

Doc Faustus
03-30-2009, 02:57 PM
Okay, fine most of the nouns in that sentence are inaccurate. Substitute smoking jacket for Justice League T-shirt, Wordsworth for Batman comics and the Bible for Bettie Page photos.

missmacabre
03-30-2009, 03:29 PM
Okay, fine most of the nouns in that sentence are inaccurate. Substitute smoking jacket for Justice League T-shirt, Wordsworth for Batman comics and the Bible for Bettie Page photos.

All of that makes you more attractive in my eyes. :)

Doc Faustus
03-30-2009, 03:43 PM
Well, Wordsworth is creepy and doesn't look that great in a leopard bikini. Jesus is less creepy, but the critique still applies.

bwind22
03-30-2009, 04:55 PM
Assassins, just FYI....

We haven't forgotten that you were aiming at Neverendings family jewels so don't forget your bulletproof nutcups or you'll be sorry!

missmacabre
03-30-2009, 05:06 PM
Assassins, just FYI....

We haven't forgotten that you were aiming at Neverendings family jewels so don't foget your bulletproof nutcups or you'll be sorry!

Our plan was to aim for his head....' cause that's where he keeps his awesome, fact filled brain. :o

Paul the Monk
03-30-2009, 07:19 PM
How did we manage to lose???:confused:

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm186/lem1222/dontshoot.jpg

:o

_____V_____
03-30-2009, 08:48 PM
UPDATE


No less than SIX shotguns have blasted through The Zone so far, FOUR of them have been reported to be Grindhouse shotguns!



To clarify a point here - you CANNOT donate HPs to each other when you are the members of a hunting party. Only the hunted team is given this lifeline because of their defenceless position.

roshiq
03-30-2009, 10:59 PM
UPDATE

No less than SIX shotguns have blasted through The Zone so far, FOUR of them have been reported to be Grindhouse shotguns!

To clarify a point here - you CANNOT donate HPs to each other when you are the members of a hunting party. Only the hunted team is given this lifeline because of their defenceless position.

STATUS UPDATE AFTER CHALLENGE #3

KILLER'S NIGHTMARES

Neverending - FIT with 3 HPs

All contestants have their Stamina Meters at 10, except for Nightmare of Death & Neverending, whose Stamina Meters have dropped to 09.

..and that's the beauty of this hunting round!:D

The Flayed One
03-30-2009, 11:13 PM
They could come after me, but I don't think they have the grapes.

Rayne
03-30-2009, 11:15 PM
They could come after me, but I don't think they have the grapes.

Oh, I have grapes, Mister!...I have concord grapes, and green grapes, and red grapes, and grape tomatoes and...


OH...You mean....EWWWWW

:p



Shooting grapes at you probably wouldn't have done much damage anyway...I mean, I could have gotten you in the eye and that would have REALLY STUNG...But, overall, not very effective...Just messy really

scouse mac
03-31-2009, 03:36 AM
They could come after me, but I don't think they have the grapes.


Who has 'grapes' left at the end of this round is the important thing for you Assassins, and the way Neverending was targeted Im sure the KN's are going to enjoy a bit of payback!

Its nice being this side of the fence for a change!

:p

_____V_____
03-31-2009, 10:01 AM
UPDATE


SIX more shotguns have blazed through The Zone so far!


Less than 22 hours remain for the Hunting Season deadline to expire, at the end of which the Zone's doors will be opened again and all the contestants will be allowed back into Battle Royale II compound.

Will the remaining shotguns fire in time? What will be the end result of this very exciting outing in The Zone?

We find out when the deadline expires.

_____V_____
04-01-2009, 08:05 AM
THE DEADLINE IS UP!!

Let's see what happened in The Zone.

_____V_____
04-01-2009, 08:09 AM
RESULTS OF THE HUNTING SEASON OUTING #2


The gates are thrown open, just as sniper rifles echo all through the Zone everywhere, resounding and defeaning in their collective roar.

All the three teams - Team Grindhouse, Killer's Nightmares and Ace Assassins - are led back into the compound - weary, dog-tired, sleepless...some of them patched up like torn rags, some bleeding profusely.

Patched up?! Bleeding profusely?! But no bodies?!?!

Let's see what happened inside The Zone through our tracker cams...

...next.

Marley's Ghost
04-01-2009, 08:18 AM
RESULTS OF THE HUNTING SEASON OUTING #2




Patched up?! Bleeding profusely?! But no bodies?!?!

.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
I HAVE A GRAVEYARD TO FILL
YOU PEOPLE CAN'T SHOOT FOR SHIT
THERE IS MUCH BLOOD TO SPILL

_____V_____
04-01-2009, 08:32 AM
WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED INSIDE THE ZONE IN OUTING #3


As soon as the Assassins heard the gates lock behind them, all of them dispersed and disappeared into unknown parts of the huge forest.

The gates were opened some minutes later, and both Team Grindhouse and Killer's Nightmares came running in with loud whooping yells and war-cries, shotguns clicked back and ready to fire. Both teams made circles near the closed gates, and whispered something amongst themselves. They then quickly nodded at each other in mutual agreement.

As soon as the muted discussion was over, Nightmares started glaring at Team Grindhouse members. A loud buzz interrupted their thoughts, and both teams moved along in opposite directions, seemingly aware of their targets.

Grindhouse member DOC FAUSTUS led the way for Team Grindhouse. He was so over-eager to hunt that he trotted off at a rapid pace and was soon away from the rest of his teammates. He looked at the ground and chanced upon some footprints which led to the inside of a huge black cave. Uncocking his shotgun, he cautiously crept forward on one side, peering into the darkness.

"It was your stupid idea to come into this infernal cavern!" a voice boomed from within.

"Shhhh dammit!" Another voice spoke in a very hushed tone. "Someone might hear you. Just be quiet and trust me."

Doc picked up his shotgun and peered in. He could barely make out two shadowy outlines laying down in the darkness, and took careful aim at the first one's head.

"MOVE IT, DESPARE!" the other shadow yelled.

DESPARE jerked back with a spasmic startle, just as Doc pulled the trigger.

BLAM!!!

The shell tore through Despare's shoulder, and he winced as he fell back. THE FLAYED ONE took one long, hard look at him, and started to run outside, away from Doc. But Doc was quick. He fired blindly with careless aim again.

BLAM!!!

The shell burned through Flayed's side, grazing across his belly's underside. He yelped once and fell backwards into some bushes and disappeared from sight. Doc licked his lips in feverish delight and threw his shotgun away.


DISEASE looked hard. He spotted a small red patch between the trees ahead of him and tiptoed forward, shotgun at the ready. The patch got bigger till it revealed to be a big ladies' coat, hanging on the bushes. Disease gaped at it, then suddenly realised it might be a trap. Without touching any bushes or branches near the coat, he circled around it on the left and surveyed his sorroundings keenly.

In the distance, he could just barely make out a silhouette on the upper branches of a tree, watching the coat intently. Disease picked up his shotgun and took careful aim.

BLAM!!

BLAM!!


Both shells blazed through the air in quick succession, thumping MISS MACABRE right through her tummy. She got thrown back out of the safety of the tree, and landed heavily on some rocks below it. Groaning in dull pain, Miss Macabre reached for her HPs, as Disease happily tucked his empty shotgun away.


(To Be Continued...)

neverending
04-01-2009, 08:37 AM
@$@%$%#$@!!!!

A team that can't work as a team is doomed to defeat. You screwed us, Disease!

_____V_____
04-01-2009, 08:57 AM
(Continued from above)


RAYNE looked around, her highly trained senses on the alert. She heard small rustles from the bushes ahead to the left of her, and moved noiselessly forward.

THE RETURN lay quietly, behind a big rock which almost shielded him from anyone coming from the front.

Almost.

Rayne could just make out the small sneakers on Return's legs. She stopped and leaned to her left, and could just make out Return's side. She aimed and fired twice almost instantly.

BLAM!!!

BLAM!!!

The Return never knew what hit him. The shells ripped through his side, opening up two huge, smoking wounds which started gushing blood almost instantly. He rolled away to the other side, aware of his safety, fighting back the pain. He looked up and satisfied himself that he was safe, before getting his HPs out. Rayne peered back and threw her empty shotgun away with a mischevious smile.


CHRONOGRL sat down quietly. She had heard the shots from Doc away on her left and knew Doc was onto some Assassins. She had a hunch one of them would be headed her way and smartly waited. Soon enough, Despare walked through the undergrowth, cursing everything while applying his HPs to himself. He was so busy fussing with his HPs that he didnt notice ChronoGrl staring directly at him from the front. ChronoGrl grinned evilly, picked up her shotgun nonchalantly and fired twice in rapid succession.

BLAM!!

BLAM!!

Despare barely had a faint glimpse of ChronoGrl before his body sailed through the air, the shells ripping out two huge holes on his chest and right thigh. He landed heavily on the trunk of a huge tree and fell down, breathing heavily and teeth gritted to fight the pain. Chrono uttered a loud yell in absolute pleasure, as Despare reached for his HPs.


SCOUSE MAC was hiding in the darkness. A place where the bushes were so thick their collective shadows blotted out a piece of forest, and which was ideal for him to hide. He watched Chrono intently, as she made short work of Despare and walked away. He looked back at the row of trees through which Despare had gone flying back, and stood up.

He walked forward quickly, knowing fully well what Despare would be up to. He came across Despare just as he had brought his HPs out, and picked up his shotgun. Despare looked up from the shadow falling across him, and there was a faint plea in his eyes. His lips made the motion of saying "NOOOO!" but no words came out as Scouse's shotgun rang twice, mercilessly.

BLAM!!

BLAM!!

Despare sighed in terrible pain. The shells had ripped through his left side and thigh, and he fell back with a loud groan. All strength was drained off Despare, and Scouse looked at him without any remorse. As soon as Scouse started to move away, Despare reached for his HPs feebly.


(Continued on...)

ferretchucker
04-01-2009, 09:08 AM
Nice storying V.

_____V_____
04-01-2009, 09:18 AM
(Continued from above...)


FREAK heard the shotgun blasts from his right and hurried through the bushes on the alert, smelling blood nearby and uncocking his shotgun. He had a faint glimpse of Scouse Mac who looked back and gave him the thumbs up, pointing in the opposite direction. Freak smiled back and hurried forward.

Pretty soon he came across to where Despare lay, bleeding and patched up. Despare's senses were tingling with alarm, but he felt so weak that he just put an arm out in weak protest. Freak smiled sadistically, and fired twice in quick succession.

BLAM!!

BLAM!!

The shells blazed through the air and thumped one after the other into Despare's stomach, who let out a small moan in weak agony. Despare's eyes were looking at big bright lights, caused by the incessant pain his nerves were going through and sending SOS signals to his brain. Freak threw his shotgun away and walked back to join Scouse, and Despare's almost limp arms picked up 2 more HPs from his almost depleted stock.

Despare had 1 HP left, and was bleeding continuously.

Someone nearby looked at Despare from between the trees, and moved forward. He leaned over Despare and whispered "You are not going to die, mister!"

Despare looked up with numb eyes and realisation came flooding through his brain cells. Young FERRETCHUCKER looked back at him with an angelic smile, and Despare sighed quietly. He closed his eyes, wincing at the pain racking through his body. Ferret looked at him, and then took a silent decision. He took out ALL of his HPs, and put them into Despare's duffel bag. "Use them when you need them the most," he whispered to Despare, who tried to open his eyes again.

By the time Despare had his eyes open and senses back, Ferretchucker had disappeared.


(To Continue on...)

ferretchucker
04-01-2009, 09:22 AM
FUCK YEH!

I am one team playing son of a bitch!

Despare. When this is all over, you can buy me a pizza. And maybe a small coke.

_____V_____
04-01-2009, 09:34 AM
(Continued from above)


GOREPHOBIA looked up, startled. He thought he caught a glimpse of Ferret ahead, but by the time he got up to check, Ferret had disappeared. Curious and licking his lips, Gore moved ahead to the direction from which Ferret had come. He stopped dead in his tracks when he came upon the scene ahead.

Despare had dragged himself up to the base of a big yew tree, silently thanking the Gods and Ferret for the sudden and unexpected lifeline. Gore took aim at Despare's stomach which was bleeding through the patched HPs, and squeezed the trigger twice.

BLAM!!

BLAM!!

Poor Despare. It was pretty obvious Team Grindhouse had zeroed in on him as their central target, and he wasnt being spared anytime soon. The shells burned their way into his back, just as he turned when Gore pulled the trigger. Gore made a loud, smacking grunt in satisfaction as he watched Despare moan audibly.


Elsewhere, NEVERENDING was looking at the trees. Satisfied that no Assassins had climbed any nearby branches to hide, he surveyed the bushes. Just then, he heard shotgun blasts from his right and ran forward. Just as he broke through, Rayne was throwing her empty shotgun away. He looked ahead to where Rayne was looking, and knew his target was there. NE wasted no time and hurried ahead to the big boulder and circled across it to come face-to-face with The Return.

The Return had patched himself up and was lying down quietly, letting the HPs do their work. As soon as he heard footfalls near, he jumped up and was literally smack in front of NE. He turned around to run through the nearby trees, but it was too late. NE had his shotgun up, and was squeezing both triggers in rapid succession.

BLAM!!!

BLAM!!!

Both shells caught Return on his back, and he was thrown forward like a wall of bricks. The backside of his shirt turned bloody in an instant, and Return dragged himself into the bushes behind some trees, where he moaned quietly once and reached for his HPs.

No sooner than Return had finished patching his HPs, that the bushes were thrown apart in front of him. MURDERDOLL had jumped through them and was glaring at Return with hot, feverish and deadly eyes. Return looked at her in wild panic for an instant, and tried to get up. Murderdoll never gave him the chance, firing wildly almost instantenously.

BLAM!!

BLAM!!

Return groaned in sheer pain as the shells blasted two bloody holes in his stomach. Murderdoll let out a huge roar of satisfaction and looked around. NE and Rayne both nodded approvingly, as Return quietly dragged himself into the nearby bushes.


(To Be Continued...)

ferretchucker
04-01-2009, 09:46 AM
Wow, NE. I would have never guessed that the reason you sent messages to me saying I was a target was actually a ploy, most likely in the hopes that I would have HPs donated to me so you could take out your real target more easily. Golly Jee! :rolleyes:

_____V_____
04-01-2009, 10:04 AM
(Continued from above...)


NIGHTMARE OF DEATH and DANTE'S INFERNO sat together quietly. They were waiting for the firing to recede, and when all was silence around them once more, they stood up. Knowing that the shots they heard had been fired from their right, they moved forward noiselessly and suddenly, Dante motioned to Nightmare to sit down. Both peered forward from between the trees.

Despare sat propped up on the trunk of the yew tree. He looked like a big bleeding tree himself, all patched up with numerous HPs which were bright red in color. Dante motioned to Nightmare to circle around to behind Despare, while Dante himself moved to a better spot in front of him. He then watched Nightmare circle around, and squat down at a particular place. Dante aimed at Despare's chest, and muttered "Asta La Vista, baby!"

BLAM!!

BLAM!!

Despare didnt even protest as the two shells lodged themselves firmly into his chest. His arms and legs were thrown outward in complete resignation as the fresh gunshot wounds opened up and vomited blood from each of them. He slid to his left and sank down on the ground with a low groan.

Nightmare saw his chance.

BLAM!!

BLAM!!

Both shells buried into Despare's back in a flash, and opened two rivers of blood on it. Dante motioned a high-5 gesture to Nightmare, who smiled back and moved out.

Despare rolled down on the ground and sank into it, and his bloody, ragged hand reached for the HPs.


MILKTOASTE looked ahead at POSHER, who signaled back to him to be quiet. Both of them stood, straining to hear ahead. Posher moved forward and smiled at the scene before him. He signaled to Milktoaste to join him, and both of them looked back. Milktoaste smiled in delight.

The Return lay low, basking in the sun. His body was wrecked with small spasms of dull ache and pain from the gunshot wounds which were patched up, and he was letting them heal silently. Posher eagerly took one step forward, when Milktoaste stopped him and motioned ahead. Posher nodded in glee and moved to one side, and Milktoaste stepped forward aiming for Return's head.

Return felt a faint sense of alarm. He looked from the corner of his eyes and saw movement in the bushes. He was quiet for a moment and them jumped up in an instant, forgetting all pain and ache. Milktoaste was caught in sheer surprise, but as soon as Return started running into the trees, he lifted his shotgun hurriedly and fired blindly after Return.

BLAM!!

BLAM!!

Return caught both shots on his back and shoulder, and went flying through the bushes just ahead of him. Milktoaste muttered "Damn!" under his breath and turned around. Posher had disappeared from his side.

Return fell heavily on a clump of bushes. He dragged himself ahead and reached for his HPs, just as a loud laugh broke the silent rustling sound of Return's body.

"MUAHAHAHA!"

Return looked ahead with sudden alarm. Posher stood there with a huge grin lighting up his face.

"This is for all those times, OLD friend!" Posher said smugly, and lifted his shotgun.

BLAM!!

BLAM!!

The Return was in terrible pain. His body wracked in huge spasmic twitches as all 4 shells burned through his veins, bringing severe tingling pain sensations to every inch. He was running out of HPs, and had a very faint chance of survival.

The Return needed a miracle.

And a miracle awaited him around the corner.


(Final Continuation next...)

Posher778
04-01-2009, 10:30 AM
Sweet. I kicked ass. Disease, FFS, are you stupid?

Posher778
04-01-2009, 10:32 AM
@Ferret


Honestly, you might want to chill out. Before you get stabbed in the back.

Disease
04-01-2009, 10:33 AM
@$@%$%#$@!!!!

A team that can't work as a team is doomed to defeat. You screwed us, Disease!

I fired hastily before I spoke to anyone... :o

neverending
04-01-2009, 10:38 AM
Let the TINY Ferret think he knows what our plans were...

ferretchucker
04-01-2009, 10:38 AM
Chill out?

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, CHILL OUT YOU BASTARD!?

:p

Posher778
04-01-2009, 10:47 AM
Just saying.

missmacabre
04-01-2009, 10:49 AM
Leave poor little Ferret alone. He is clearly hopped up on candy and sugared beverages, he doesn't know what he's saying.

_____V_____
04-01-2009, 10:50 AM
(Continued from above)


The young Assassin looked worried. Judging from the shots he kept hearing. he knew his teammates were in grave danger somewhere, and he had to find them soon or they would be mincemeat in no time. He kept running in one particular direction and suddenly froze, looking at the scene ahead of him.

Rayne and NE were nodding at Murderdoll, while Milktoaste and Posher stood nearby behind some bushes. Pretty soon, Rayne, NE and Murderdoll moved away watching Milktoaste and Posher blast someone ahead of them. The young Assassin waited. He didnt make any sudden movements but waited.

And waited.

As soon as the coast was clear and the Nightmares moved away after completing their deed, he looked around. Satisfied that nobody was around, he moved cautiously forward and came across the bleeding, spasmic Return. A total of 10 patches dotted his entire body, and The Return had only 1 HP left in his bag. The young Assassin made a grim face and silently cursed the Nightmares, before propping Return up.

"Return...buddy...I know you are in severe pain, but you have to get up. You are a sitting duck here, and I am sure the Nightmares have decided to off you. I cannot hide you in one place in this condition, but I can do something. Here!"

Return winced as the young Assassin pulled the bag from his shoulders and stuffed something into it. From one open eye, he could see that they were GIFTED HEALTHPACKS!! He looked up at his saviour and attempted a slow, weak grin.

"I think this will keep you alive till the hunt is over," the young Assassin smiled back.

"A..aaa...nd you...uuu?" Return replied in a croaky voice.

"Dont worry about me."

Return started to say something, but the young Assassin got up and ran into the foliage in a flash. Return tried to remember the name of this young teammate of his, and suddenly it flashed through his brain. Ahh, God Bless you, PAUL THE MONK, he thought.


Back with Despare, who was lying on the ground with absolutely no strength left in his body, soaking in the healing of the HPs. He heard soft rustles nearby and lifted his head slowly. PAPILLON NOIR had chanced upon him, and looked at him with grim malice.

Despare tried to turn and step up, but all he could manage was a slow, weak turn, just as Papillon emptied both shells into his back.

BLAM!!

BLAM!!

The shots thudded into Despare's back, blasting his flesh apart and creating two new wounds which bled profusely. Despare sighed and rolled forward quietly, reaching for his HPs, while Papillon stood near him, watching in apparent satisfaction.


BWIND looked on as NE and Rayne came over.

"Return is over there ahead. Posher went after him so you better hurry," NE exclaimed.

Bwind nodded and ran ahead, crossing Milktoaste on the way. He almost ran into Posher, who glared back at him.

"Oops, sorry."

"Nevermind. He's over there," Posher replied.

Bwind moved ahead and came to the clearing where Return lay quietly, breathing heavily. Bwind moved ahead and aimed at Return from close quarters. Return had a faint sense of alarm that he was in trouble, but his body refused to budge.

BLAM!!

BLAM!!

Both shots blasted their way into Return's sides, and he groaned at the new pain spasms which shot through his body and brain. Bwind gloated in glee as Return reached weakly for his HPs.


Paul The Monk was feeling happy. The hunt was almost over and he had done a good deed by donating all his HPs to a near-death and struggling Return, who would pull through because of his magnanimity. He hummed a tune to himself as he made his way to the hole he was hiding, unaware of a pair of barrels which peered at him from the dense undergrowth.

BLAM!!

BLAM!!

Paul fell back from the impact of the shots, taken completely by surprise. He had no idea someone was stalking him and both the wounds on his legs started bleeding almost immediately. With no HPs to help patch him up, Paul dragged himself forward towards where the Gates lay, nervously looking around him.

The barrels returned back into the bushes, and AUSTIN316426808 stood up from behind them, staring at Paul intently.

Despare
04-01-2009, 10:51 AM
Let the TINY Ferret think he knows what our plans were...

You're right Neverending. How could he know what your plans were if your own team didn't? I hope you enjoyed the only offense you'll see during this Battle Royale. ;)

I for one enjoyed the lead folks, thanks for not going after any of the important people on the team. :)

missmacabre
04-01-2009, 10:57 AM
No one's dead, so all our important people are still around. We have heart, and we stick together as a team. Gifting health packs might make us a bit more vulnerable but it takes all of us to get the best, most original answers all the time.

neverending
04-01-2009, 10:57 AM
Seriously... In both BR's now, I've been put on teams that have no idea how to work as a team and have members that don't even show up.

Next time I want to be on a team that can work together.

ferretchucker
04-01-2009, 11:00 AM
Do I detect some tears in the Nightmares?

You know, those concealed weapons can be used on your team mates. Think about that next time you get bad mouthed by your team mate.

Posher778
04-01-2009, 11:00 AM
Seriously... In both BR's now, I've been put on teams that have no idea how to work as a team and have members that don't even show up.

Next time I want to be on a team that can work together.

Give credit where it's due please.



@Despare:

Oh hai stud

Despare
04-01-2009, 11:02 AM
@Despare:

Oh hai stud

You scare me Posher... and not in the good way. Eat your ice cream and shut your pie hole. :p

_____V_____
04-01-2009, 11:06 AM
EPILOGUE


POSHER looked at Milktoaste with a wide grin.

"This is how you off targets, my fellow Nightmare!" he exclaimed proudly.

"But he isnt dead yet," Milktoaste replied back, thoughtfully.

"He will soon be," Posher declared nonchalantly. "See if you can find a bottle of water or something lying around. I am thirsty as fuck from all this running around."

Milktoaste went ahead and soon disappeared between the bushes.

Posher looked around and hummed a tune. He suddenly realised he needed to pee. He walked across to a nearby tree, leaned on it, and unzipped, still humming.

SCRUNCH!!!

Posher's pee stopped midway. The huge and blinding pain from his back burst through his body like huge torrents as the knife dug deep into his back. With the same forceful shove it was stabbed in, it was pulled back and Posher fell forward, more by surprise than by pain. He howled.

"MMMMIIILLLLKKKKKTTTTOOOAAASSSSTTTTTEEEEEEE!"

The figure quickly disappeared into the bushes nearby as Milktoaste broke through, running to Posher.



(MUCH LATER...SOMEWHERE ELSE)



"This has to be done by me!" he retorted.

"But you are already weak. You dont have the strength.", she replied.

"I know I have to do this. I HAVE TO DO THIS!! Before the Gates open. Question is, will you help me?" he said.

"Okay. I will take you there," she shrugged.

She helped him up, and together they hobbled across the clearing.


NEVERENDING sat some distance away from his teammates, carefully going through the events as they happened in the Zone. He wondered if both teams combined had done enough damage to off some Assassins for good when...

SCRUNCH!!!

The pain was blinding. NE felt the knife's blade run long, electric currents throughout his body. As the blade retracted back out of his body, he tried to turn around but crumbled on the ground in a heap. Bwind noticed NE fall forward and ran to him, all concerned. NE pointed at the bushes behind him, and bwind looked through them as other members hurried to NE.

The bushes were empty.

Bwind slapped the ground in frustration, just as a loud buzzing announced that the Gates would be opening shortly.

The snipers looked at their dashboards, and the light on it turned red. They picked up their rifles, and loaded each of them with FOUR cartridges. They then peered through their rifle's scopes and each one of them targetted a particular Team Grindhouse and Killer's Nightmares team member.

missmacabre
04-01-2009, 11:10 AM
oh dear. oh my.

ferretchucker
04-01-2009, 11:11 AM
Betrayal, hatred, murder.

All this needs is affairs and it could be a soap.

neverending
04-01-2009, 11:12 AM
Betrayal, hatred, murder.

All this needs is affairs and it could be a soap.

Don't get your hopes up....

missmacabre
04-01-2009, 11:14 AM
Betrayal, hatred, murder.

All this needs is affairs and it could be a soap.

hahahahhaha



It's a soap then. ;)

Dude Guadalupe
04-01-2009, 11:16 AM
HA! Posher got it mid-pee.

Freakin hilarious

Posher778
04-01-2009, 11:34 AM
Meh, it just shows that my attacker is a pussy. Can't even fight an egotistical twit with no ammo left head on?


I'M CALLING YOU OUT.

Papillon Noir
04-01-2009, 11:41 AM
Holy Crap! :eek: This is madness!! :D

Posher778
04-01-2009, 11:43 AM
Holy Crap! :eek: This is madness!! :D

No. This is MUTINY!


And who named us "ClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClick ClickClick"?

_____V_____
04-01-2009, 11:46 AM
Detailed Status Report after Hunting Season Outing #3


Ace Assassins

Dude Guadalupe - Came out of The Zone without a scratch. FIT with 11 HPs.

Fortunato - Came out of The Zone without a scratch. FIT with 11 HPs.

Despare - Shot FIFTEEN times by Team Grindhouse. Had 8 HPs of own and 7 (timely) DONATED HPs from FerretChucker. FIT with 0 HPs.

The Flayed One - Shot ONCE by a Team Grindhouse member. FIT with 10 HPs.

MissMacabre - Shot TWICE by a Nightmare. Fit with 5 HPs.

The Return - Shot TWELVE times by Nightmares. Had 11 HPs of own and 1 (timely) DONATED HP from Paul The Monk. FIT with 0 HPs.

Ferretchucker - Came out of The Zone without a scratch. Donated 7 HPs to Despare. FIT with 4 HPs.

Roshiq - Came out of The Zone without a scratch. FIT with 11 HPs.

Paul The Monk - Shot TWICE by a Nightmare. Donated 1 HP to The Return. FIT with 4 HPs.



Killer's Nightmares

Rayne - Shot FOUR times by Snipers in the Watchtowers. FIT with 4 HPs.

ShankS - Shot FOUR times by Snipers in the Watchtowers. FIT with 3 HPs.

Austin - Shot FOUR times by Snipers in the Watchtowers. FIT with 7 HPs.

Posher - Stabbed ONCE by an unknown contestant. Shot FOUR times by Snipers in the Watchtowers. FIT with 2 HPs.

Neverending - Stabbed ONCE by an unknown contestant. Shot FOUR times by Snipers in the Watchtowers.
WOUNDED, with 0 HPs.

Milktoaste - Shot FOUR times by Snipers in the Watchtowers. FIT with 10 HPs.

Murderdoll - Shot FOUR times by Snipers in the Watchtowers. FIT with 7 HPs.

Disease - Shot FOUR times by Snipers in the Watchtowers. FIT with 7 HPs.

Bwind22 - Shot FOUR times by Snipers in the Watchtowers. FIT with 7 HPs.



Team Grindhouse

Gorephobia - Shot FOUR times by Snipers in the Watchtowers. FIT with 4 HPs.

Papillon Noir - Shot FOUR times by Snipers in the Watchtowers. FIT with 5 HPs.

Dante's Inferno - Shot FOUR times by Snipers in the Watchtowers. FIT with 5 HPs.

Doc Faustus - Shot FOUR times by Snipers in the Watchtowers. FIT with 10 HPs.

ChronoGrl - Shot FOUR times by Snipers in the Watchtowers. FIT with 5 HPs.

Nightmare of Death - Shot FOUR times by Snipers in the Watchtowers. FIT with 1 HP.

Scouse Mac - Shot FOUR times by Snipers in the Watchtowers. FIT with 5 HPs.

Freak - Shot FOUR times by Snipers in the Watchtowers. FIT with 5 HPs.


OF NOTE :- All Stamina Meters are at 10, except for - Nightmare of Death, Despare & The Return (at 09), and Neverending (at 08).


Have some much-needed rest, contestants. Your new Challenge will be up before Noon EST tomorrow.

roshiq
04-01-2009, 11:47 AM
this is getting better and better...nice little twists!:cool:

scouse mac
04-01-2009, 11:47 AM
The snipers looked at their dashboards, and the light on it turned red. They picked up their rifles, and loaded each of them with FOUR cartridges. They then peered through their rifle's scopes and each one of them targetted a particular Team Grindhouse and Killer's Nightmares team member.


Oh...Bollocks........


Shanks was a no-show?

Posher778
04-01-2009, 11:49 AM
At least I got stabbed, instead of some boring assault. I just wish it could've been head on. Stabbings > shootings.

neverending
04-01-2009, 11:50 AM
Damn the snipers. :mad:

Disease
04-01-2009, 11:51 AM
Damn the snipers. :mad:

Who didn't shoot, was it Shanks again?

If so we are pretty much screwed...


Oh by the way, even if I had shot the Return like you wished he would have lived.

neverending
04-01-2009, 11:54 AM
Who didn't shoot, was it Shanks again?

If so we are pretty much screwed...


Oh by the way, even if I had shot the Return like you wished he would have lived.

Not if you and Austin & ShankS had all fired properly. :mad:

ferretchucker
04-01-2009, 12:00 PM
You gonna take that Diz?

Go on! Work to get that secret weapon and assert yourself as the dominant male!

Posher778
04-01-2009, 12:00 PM
Yeah you guys were stupid. Why would you just *shoot* someone. That's retarded.

Posher778
04-01-2009, 12:01 PM
You gonna take that Diz?

Go on! Work to get that secret weapon and assert yourself as the dominant male!

Stfu fudge packer :p

scouse mac
04-01-2009, 12:02 PM
Despite the vicious spitefulness of the cowardly snipers, well done Team Grindhouse.

ferretchucker
04-01-2009, 12:14 PM
Stfu fudge packer :p

I wasn't the one who was ambushed from behind with his trousers down.

:p

Posher778
04-01-2009, 12:15 PM
I wasn't the one who was ambushed from behind with his trousers down.

:p

Yeah, apparently my attacker was into water sports.

missmacabre
04-01-2009, 12:17 PM
I'm seriously expecting ____V____ to post again saying "Surprise! Shanks did fire, no one got stabbed in the back and the snipers didn't have to shoot. April Fools! Assasins.... you're still screwed."

ferretchucker
04-01-2009, 12:18 PM
He couldn't, it's after twelve.

But still, that would be the perfect April Fool.

The_Return
04-01-2009, 12:20 PM
Thanks Disease, buddy - I owe you one ;)

Freak
04-01-2009, 12:23 PM
So who didn't fire off there shots this time?


At this rate we'll never have a winner cause we'll all get killed by the snipers.

ChronoGrl
04-01-2009, 12:23 PM
Detailed Status Report after Hunting Season Outing #3




Despare - Shot FOURTEEN times by Nightmares, and ONCE by a Grindhouse member. Had 8 HPs of own and 7 (timely) DONATED HPs from FerretChucker. FIT with 0 HPs.


I think that this stat might have been switched (i.e. 14 Grindhouse shots vs. 1 Nightmare shot).

...

At any rate... After all this carnage - AWESOME TEAMWORK GRINDHOUSE!!! :D

...

And F the snipers!!!!

Papillon Noir
04-01-2009, 12:27 PM
I think that this stat might have been switched (i.e. 14 Grindhouse shots vs. 1 Nightmare shot).

...

At any rate... After all this carnage - AWESOME TEAMWORK GRINDHOUSE!!! :D

...

And F the snipers!!!!

Seriously! Awesome teamwork guys! :D :D

Posher778
04-01-2009, 12:46 PM
I think this game is rigged.

Doc Faustus
04-01-2009, 01:06 PM
That's mighty suspicious talk. I bet you rigged the game to begin with and are trying to get me off your scent. But I'm onto you. You cannot escape Faustus. Faustus is law, motherfuckers!

Disease
04-01-2009, 01:16 PM
Thanks Disease, buddy - I owe you one ;)


Don't you forget it...

Posher778
04-01-2009, 01:23 PM
That's mighty suspicious talk. I bet you rigged the game to begin with and are trying to get me off your scent. But I'm onto you. You cannot escape Faustus. Faustus is law, motherfuckers!

Awww you're so cute. :p

ferretchucker
04-01-2009, 02:05 PM
So, when's the next challenge V?

AUSTIN316426808
04-01-2009, 02:12 PM
Not if you and Austin & ShankS had all fired properly. :mad:

I wasn't told to go after anyone specific, so I picked someone that I was fairly certain wouldn't be receiving any HPs.

GorePhobia
04-01-2009, 02:27 PM
Teamwork rocks!

People not shooting sucks!!

neverending
04-01-2009, 03:26 PM
I wasn't told to go after anyone specific, so I picked someone that I was fairly certain wouldn't be receiving any HPs.

You were sent several PMs detailing the evolution of our strategy, step by step. Including who would be our target.

milktoaste
04-01-2009, 03:31 PM
Good job Nightmares! I suprised none of us shot themselves.

milktoaste
04-01-2009, 03:34 PM
Hey Posh, a real man can pee and walk at the same time, I think it's time you learned how.

AUSTIN316426808
04-01-2009, 04:05 PM
You were sent several PMs detailing the evolution of our strategy, step by step. Including who would be our target.

If several is two and detailing is, ''this one and that one would be obvious, so maybe the other one,'' then yes, you're right. And again, I wasn't given anyone specific to go after.

neverending
04-01-2009, 04:18 PM
According to my outbox I sent you 4 PMs since Monday.

Bah- somebody else can co-ordinate from now on.

Good luck.

AUSTIN316426808
04-01-2009, 04:28 PM
One asking who shot early. One about messages rayne did or didn't receive. The other two, which had no specific target, were about picking a target.

missmacabre
04-01-2009, 04:29 PM
Aww don't give up NE, there are a lot of leadership people here and I find there are more leaders in this years game that last year. It's hard for everyone and I understand it's difficult when you're used to people listening to you and all of a sudden there is a fight for who is in charge.

I have the same problem a lot at school. I actively take a leadership role and then I end up doing group work with someone else who is a leader and we both get frustrated. Ends up in complete confusion, or one person rebels just to prove they can think for themselves. You just need to have an understanding with the other leaders, I find.

neverending
04-01-2009, 05:33 PM
There was no fight for who's in charge.

newb
04-01-2009, 06:53 PM
There was no fight for who's in charge.

Why......Charles is in charge.

http://www.mississaugablogs.com/xmarks/baio2.jpg

Disease
04-01-2009, 06:56 PM
Why......Charles is in charge.

http://www.mississaugablogs.com/xmarks/baio2.jpg


Ahh, flash backs to the eighties, chicken nuggets and hot summer nights...


:eek:

The Flayed One
04-01-2009, 06:57 PM
Isn't it curious that through lack of teamwork and one person not showing that the hunted team turned out better for the wear than those who were shooting us. Nice work, assassins. We see this through until the teams break.

newb
04-01-2009, 07:03 PM
Its looking like Killers Nightmare is falling apart. Lots of dissension amongst the ranks.......they are weak and are apt to make many mistakes now.



this is getting interesting :D

Doc Faustus
04-01-2009, 07:08 PM
Why......Charles is in charge.

http://www.mississaugablogs.com/xmarks/baio2.jpg

That's true. Of both our days and our nights.

bwind22
04-01-2009, 08:51 PM
Its looking like Killers Nightmare is falling apart. Lots of dissension amongst the ranks.......they are weak and are apt to make many mistakes now.



this is getting interesting :D



Newb is right. Come on Killers, let's pull it together! Next time we go hunting, no one shoot until we come to a group decision on what would be the wisest target & someone please hack in Shanks account so his inactivity doesn't doom us. Okay, now it's time for a big group hug....

http://paulstallard.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/group-hug1.jpg

_____V_____
04-01-2009, 11:16 PM
HDC BATTLE ROYALE II - THE FOURTH CHALLENGE


I welcome all 3 groups - Team Grindhouse, Killer's Nightmares and Ace Assassins - to BR II Challenge #4.

Since Team Grindhouse are still running a member short, I have randomly chosen a Nightmare - SHANKS, and an Assassin - ROSHIQ, who will be sitting out this Challenge.

Take a close look at this crossword :-


http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g12/ravenavi/Crossword2.gif


Solve it with the help of the clues given below -

ACROSS

1. Lead Actress was bitten by the chimp used in this movie.
4. He is a "split second" cop.
5. The night He came home.
6. Bergman's solo horror venture.
13. Flamethrowers were handled by real WWII combat vets.
15. Polanski says surreal fantasies can cause gradual insanity.
17. She worked in films adapted from Clive Barker's and H P Lovecraft's works.
18. Co-director of a famous music video for The Cars.
19. Family better known as Rejects by The Devil.
20. Herzog's Nosferatu.
21. "This...is God!"


DOWN

1. #6 of The 25 Most Dangerous Movies Ever Made.
2. Johnny Depp plays a rare-book dealer.
3. A real-life Goblin.
5. 007 twice, then this.
7. Died before directing Mystery of the Wax Museum remake.
8. Highest body-count in slasher cinema history.
10. "Raped twice in one day! I am gonna make them pay! With a .45!"
11. Regarded as one of the genre's favorite actors.
16. Same voice of three robots used in the film.


There are 480 points up for grabs in the above challenge. Your entry MUST be the COMPLETELY SOLVED CROSSWORD ONLY, and NOT answers. Be mindful.

A special BONUS prize will be given to the contestant who will be 12th in the order of submitting entries.

The deadline for sending your entries ends on Saturday, 04th April, at Midnight EST.

You may either send me your entries via PMs, or you may email me at [email protected], mentioning your HDC Nick in the Subject alongwith the Challenge number, for e.g., "__V__ - HDC Battle Royale II Challenge #4 Answers."

You may confer within members of your own team in your quest for the right answers, but each Battle Royale participant should send in their own individual entries.

Also remember, YOUR FIRST ENTRY WILL BE COUNTED ONLY. Subsequent entries will NOT be entertained.

All the best, folks!

scouse mac
04-02-2009, 03:24 AM
After my first glance my reaction was w. t. f.!!


Now Ive had a proper look its......

WTF!?

Rayne
04-02-2009, 03:43 AM
Tricky...Tricky...Tricky

ChronoGrl
04-02-2009, 04:51 AM
Question:

If an answer consists of more than one word (example: Amanda Blank), would that answer be entered as one single word "AMANDABLANK" or does the space between the words count? "AMANDA BLANK"?

_____V_____
04-02-2009, 05:13 AM
Try both and see which option fits better. ;)

Papillon Noir
04-02-2009, 05:37 AM
After my first glance my reaction was w. t. f.!!


Now Ive had a proper look its......

WTF!?

Yeah, it's the crossword of death.

Paul the Monk
04-02-2009, 08:53 AM
HOLY SHIT!!!:eek: A hundred shots fired and nobody dead???:confused:
Whoa it was like World War III in there! Ow and ow, damn they shot me too!!:(

Paul the Monk
04-02-2009, 09:04 AM
Arrrgh this crossword is tough as fuck! Where did you find this thing __V__??:confused: :mad:
:o

_____V_____
04-02-2009, 09:11 AM
Created and designed it myself.



HOLD THE PRESSES!! SOMETHING VERY UNEXPECTED AND DRASTIC HAS HAPPENED!!

Our cams have detected something which is going to have a HUGE impact on Battle Royale II.

Let's see what it was...

ROLL THE TAPES!

_____V_____
04-02-2009, 09:21 AM
SHOCKING, UNEXPECTED AND BRUTAL DEVELOPMENT


(***BR Spy Cam #37 sending LIVE! feed about 20 minutes back***)


The Killer's Nightmares compound. All of the Nightmares are busy racking their brains over the latest Crossword Challenge and chilling on the lounge between themselves.

Inside, NEVERENDING is lying down in his bed, propped up on two pillows. Wounded and wincing in pain, he is poring over the clues for the Crossword and is deep in thought.

A small, dark figure cloaked in a long black dress enters from the right, behind NE. It moves closer and stops, a few feet away from him. NE has no idea someone is behind him. The figure takes out a small, silenced revolver and aims at NE.

THUMP!!!

The silenced bullet pierces NE's back and thuds into his body. NE falls over and rolls out of his bed into the floor. The cloaked figure retraces its steps hastily and quickly and disappears from the cam's sight, just as NE yells in a weak voice for help.

Several Nightmares come rushing in and pick NE up, back into his bed. NE is bleeding profusely.

He has become Severely Wounded.


The unknown cloaked figure is nowhere to be seen on any other BR II spy cams. Search is on but it is assumed to be futile.

Who was it? Why did they do it? Did they achieve what they wanted to? What happens next?

We will see, as it unfolds.

Rayne
04-02-2009, 09:30 AM
DAMMIT...I really need one of these 'secret weapons'...It's payback time...GRRRRR:mad:

newb
04-02-2009, 10:06 AM
who was it? Why did they do it? Did they achieve what they wanted to? What happens next?

We will see, as it unfolds.

most likely one of the many noobs that NE scolded for posting in the wrong thread.

Posher778
04-02-2009, 10:24 AM
Newb is right. Come on Killers, let's pull it together! Next time we go hunting, no one shoot until we come to a group decision on what would be the wisest target & someone please hack in Shanks account so his inactivity doesn't doom us. Okay, now it's time for a big group hug....

http://paulstallard.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/group-hug1.jpg

That one on the right isn't half bad...



Ignore this.

Posher778
04-02-2009, 11:20 AM
My BR2 theme song >=)

The kombucha mushroom people
Sitting around all day
Who can believe you?
Who can believe you?
Let your mother pray

Sugar, sugar

I'm not there all the time you know
Some people, some people, some people
Call it insane, yeah they call it insane
I play Russian Roulette everyday, a man's sport
With a bullet called life, yeah mama called life
You know that every time I try to go
Where I really want to be
It's already where I am
'Cause I'm already there

The kombucha mushroom people
Sitting around all day
Who can believe you?
Who can believe you?
Let your mother pray

Sugar

I got a gun the other day from Sako
It's cute, small, fits right in my pocket
Yeah, right in my pocket
My girl, you know, she lashes out at me sometimes
And I just fucking kick her, and then ooh baby
She's okay
People are always chasing me down
Trying to push my face to the ground
Where all they really want to do
Is suck out my mother fucking brains, my brains

The kombucha mushroom people
Sitting around all day
Who can believe you?
Who can believe you?
Let your mother pray

I sit, in my desolate room, no lights, no music
Just anger, I've killed everyone
I'm away forever, but I'm feeling better

How do I feel? What do I say?
Fuck you, it all goes away
How do I feel? What do I say?
Fuck you, it all goes away
How do I feel? What do I say?
In the end it all goes away
How do I feel? What do I say?
In the end it all goes away
How do I feel? What do I say?
In the end it all goes away
How do I feel? What do I say?
In the end it all goes away
How do I feel? What do I say?
In the end it all goes away
How do I feel? What do I say?
In the end it all goes away
In the end it all goes away
In the end it all goes away
...

Freak
04-02-2009, 11:33 AM
Really good SOAD song.But not sure if it makes a good theme for the BR.

Doc Faustus
04-02-2009, 12:07 PM
Anybody here drink kombucha? I've been trying to start, but it just gets more awful every time I taste it.

Papillon Noir
04-02-2009, 12:11 PM
Really good SOAD song.But not sure if it makes a good theme for the BR.

Yeah, I don't think it makes a good theme either.

Doc Faustus
04-02-2009, 12:47 PM
I think the theme should be the Ramones cover of Surfin' Bird.

_____V_____
04-02-2009, 09:08 PM
LEADERBOARD UPDATE


Looks like this is a real tough crossword to crack, but...

I have already received ONE FULLY COMPLETED ENTRY!!

That contestant wins the hidden weapon of course, and their identity will also remain secret.

bwind22
04-02-2009, 09:11 PM
I think the theme should be the Ramones cover of Surfin' Bird.

My vote is for...

Drowning Pool - Bodies


"Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor..."

bwind22
04-02-2009, 09:12 PM
LEADERBOARD UPDATE


Looks like this is a real tough crossword to crack, but...

I have already received ONE FULLY COMPLETED ENTRY!!

That contestant wins the hidden weapon of course, and their identity will also remain secret.

Damn, no way! I've literally spent hours trying to figure 3 answers and I've gotten nowhere!

Posher778
04-02-2009, 10:25 PM
Um, it's *my* theme song. Not the entire BR's. And I chose it cause of the insanity business.

ChronoGrl
04-03-2009, 05:13 AM
The deadline for sending your entries ends on Saturday, 04th April, at Midnight EST.



May I ask a REALLY stupid question? Does "midnight" mean "start of the day on the 4th so we have all day Friday" or does it mean "start of the day on the 5th so we have all day Friday and Saturday."

Not asking for an extension - Just don't want to sent in my answers late.

:o

Posher778
04-03-2009, 06:06 AM
May I ask a REALLY stupid question? Does "midnight" mean "start of the day on the 4th so we have all day Friday" or does it mean "start of the day on the 5th so we have all day Friday and Saturday."

Not asking for an extension - Just don't want to sent in my answers late.

:o

You're automatically out of the BR because your cat looks like Rosie O'Donnell's vagina.:D

ferretchucker
04-03-2009, 07:45 AM
This is a pretty tough challenge. But we're getting there. As a team.

ChronoGrl
04-03-2009, 09:09 AM
You're automatically out of the BR because your cat looks like Rosie O'Donnell's vagina.:D

...

How would you know what Rosie's vagina looks like? :confused: :eek: :p

_____V_____
04-03-2009, 09:32 AM
INTERLUDE


"I need your help!"

"But...but, you MUST understand! You are in no condition...!"

"I KNOW! But this MUST be done, no matter WHAT!"

"Shhh...the others might hear you."

"Who cares? I might go down, but I wont go down on my fucking knees!"

"Look at yourself. You can barely walk, let alone..."

"Will you...

HELP me...

or NOT?!"


Long Pause.


"Okay."



***Battle Royale II Spy Cam #23***


The Ace Assassins compound.

Two figures, crouched and well-masked, step into the shadows. They walk quickly but noiselessly, and enter inside.


***Battle Royale II Spy Cam #21***


Both figures wait, quietly in the corner. The Assassins are asleep in their bunkers. Two of them are moaning slowly in their sleep, as if in pain. The figures stealthily cross to the second bunker which has a deeply groaning Assassin in it, tossing and turning in a restless, painful sleep. One of the figures bends over. Something sharp and metallic glints in its hand in the darkness.

SCRUNCH!!

The knife buries itself deep into the Assassin's back. With a loud moan, the Assassin's eyes snap open and he tries to turn. The other figure shoves him forward, and within the blink of an eye both figures merge into the darkness from where they came.

The Assassin yells for help as he turns, but the mysterious figures have vanished. The Assassin is bleeding, as some other Assassins wake up and hurry over to him.

"Oh shit! They got him again!"

"Goddamn cheap bastards. Attacking people in their sleep! I will kill all of them!"

"No, Flayed. Don't lose your cool over this. He is SLIGHTLY WOUNDED, but will live."


Dude Guadalupe bends over the bleeding Assassin.

"You will be ok soon. I promise you revenge, Despare!"



*****END OF INTERLUDE*****

_____V_____
04-03-2009, 09:35 AM
May I ask a REALLY stupid question? Does "midnight" mean "start of the day on the 4th so we have all day Friday" or does it mean "start of the day on the 5th so we have all day Friday and Saturday."

You have all day Friday and Saturday, till Saturday midnight.

missmacabre
04-03-2009, 10:20 AM
*grumble grumble* Would it be possible to get a rewording on number 16. It's vague and impossible (as far as I'm concerned). Are we looking for who voices the robots or the movie in which they were voiced? ex "Same voice of...." makes me think it's asking who voiced the 3 robots and "the movie" makes me think you're asking for the movie title. Given my Jeopardy knowledge I would say the latter, but both seem pretty valid to me. Grar.

_____V_____
04-03-2009, 10:22 AM
LEADERBOARD UPDATE


5 entries in so far.

And they all answered #16. :)

Dude Guadalupe
04-03-2009, 08:55 PM
Dude Guadalupe bends over the bleeding Assassin.

"You will be ok soon. I promise you revenge, Despare!"


http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r6/DudeGuadalupe/noooo.jpg
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

_____V_____
04-05-2009, 06:49 AM
Results of Battle Royale II - Challenge #4


Team Grindhouse, Nightmares and Assassins...

Welcome to your Fourth BATTLE ROYALE II results meeting.

Before we start, I would like to state two points -

#1) The Challenge clearly states that I needed the completed Crossword ONLY, and not any other mode of answer. TWO contestants are guilty of sending me direct answers, and no Crosswords, hence their entries are NOT accepted.

#2) TWO contestants sent in their entries LATE (ergo, well past the deadline) citing different reasons for being late. Since this is a contest and you are being given AMPLE time (3 whole days for each Challenge), BOTH of those entries are NOT accepted either.


Anyway, the correctly solved crossword :-


http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g12/ravenavi/Crosswordsolved.gif



Let's see how you all fared, in the Scoreboard...

...NEXT!!

_____V_____
04-05-2009, 06:57 AM
SCOREBOARD FOR CHALLENGE #4 RESULTS


I have tallied up your final scores...and they are...


Team Grindhouse :

Gorephobia - 20 points
Papillon Noir - 20 points
Dante's Inferno - 20 points
Doc Faustus - 20 points
ChronoGrl - 20 points
Nightmare of Death - 20 points
Scouse Mac - 20 points
Freak - 20 points

---------------------------------

TOTAL - 160 points

---------------------------------



Killer's Nightmares :

Rayne - 20 points
ShankS - SIT OUT
AUSTIN316426808 - 20 points
Posher778 - 20 points
neverending - 20 points
milktoaste - 00 points (***ENTRY NOT ACCEPTED***)
X¤Murderdoll¤X - 20 points
Disease - 00 points (***ENTRY NOT ACCEPTED***)
bwind22 - 20 points

---------------------------------

TOTAL - 120 points

---------------------------------



Ace Assassins :

Dude Guadalupe - 20 points
Fortunato - 00 points (***LATE IN SUBMITTING ENTRY***)
Despare - 20 points
The Flayed One - 20 points
Paul the Monk - 20 points
MissMacabre - 20 points
The Return - 20 points
Ferretchucker - 00 points (***LATE IN SUBMITTING ENTRY***)
roshiq - SIT OUT

---------------------------------

TOTAL - 120 points

---------------------------------


Which means...



TEAM GRINDHOUSE WINS Battle Royale II - Challenge #4!!

Both KILLER'S NIGHTMARES & ACE ASSASSINS have lost Challenge #4, and have to face the severe penalty!

What is the penalty for losing? Who won the typical Bonus Prize for this Challenge?


...COMING UP NEXT!

scouse mac
04-05-2009, 07:03 AM
........raises head above parapet...........'woo hoo'.......lowers head below parapet.............



Good job Team Grindhouse, time to polish off those laser sights!

_____V_____
04-05-2009, 07:10 AM
HDC BATTLE ROYALE II - THE HUNTING SEASON OUTING #4


All the Killer's Nightmares AND the Ace Assassins team members are released into The Zone unarmed.

Team Grindhouse...take a good look at what you all have won...


http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z273/sniper479/150145_large.jpg




Each of you has won a Smith and Wesson, Model 29, 44 Magnum, FULLY armed!

Thats right, each one of those Dirty Harry dusters have all SIX chambers loaded!!


Proceed directly into The Zone armed with your weapon, and choose your targets.

Send me your PMs regarding which Nightmare OR Assassin you choose as your targets.

You CANNOT choose an own team member to shoot. (except if you are a Hidden Weapon holder)


You have till Monday, 06th April, Midnight EST, to make your choices.


The failure to fire even ONE revolver will mean each one of you Team Grindhouse members will be shot SIX TIMES by the snipers in the watchtowers.

I leave you to confer, or take individual decisions, whichever works for you...but your time in The Hunting Season Zone begins...NOW!


ALSO, THE DONATION OF HEALTH PACKS RULE STANDS OPEN TILL THE END OF THE HUNTING SEASON OUTING!!


Bonus Award winner and Updated Health Pack status is up...

...NEXT.

scouse mac
04-05-2009, 07:19 AM
I think I started drooling for a moment there!



I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

_____V_____
04-05-2009, 07:23 AM
BONUS AWARD WINNER


The contestant who sent in Entry #12, in the order of sending them in, wins the Bonus Prize.

And that contestant is...

AUSTIN316426808!!

Congrats, Austin. You win a very special Bonus Prize, the details of which will be sent to you through PM shortly.

And of course, the sender of the very FIRST entry wins this round's Hidden Weapon. They will be contacted through PM too.



****INTERLUDE****

As soon as Neverending picked up his much-needed HPs which he had won in Challenge #4, he patched himself up. He had won 4 HPs, and from SEVERELY WOUNDED status, he ended up fully FIT again, and had 1 HP left in reserve.

However...

NE was quiet. He went and sat down in a corner alone, away from his team members, ruing the loss in the latest Challenge. This turned out to be a very bad idea, because...

SCRUNCH!!!

Someone stabbed NE in the back AGAIN!!

NE fell forward with a loud groan, which Rayne heard and came running, followed by the other Nightmares. His remaining sole HP was used up in patching the new freshly stabbed wound, and NE was fully FIT again. Alas, he has NO HPs left with him now.


Health Packs and Status update next...

_____V_____
04-05-2009, 07:45 AM
STATUS UPDATE AFTER CHALLENGE #4


TEAM GRINDHOUSE

Gorephobia - FIT with 8 HPs,
Papillon Noir - FIT with 9 HPs,
Dante's Inferno - FIT with 9 HPs,
Doc Faustus - FIT with 14 HPs,
ChronoGrl - FIT with 9 HPs,
Nightmare Of Death - FIT with 5 HPs,
Scouse Mac - FIT with 9 HPs,
Freak - FIT with 9 HPs.




KILLER'S NIGHTMARES

Rayne - FIT with 8 HPs,
ShankS - FIT with 3 HPs,
Austin - FIT with 21 HPs, (includes 10 HPs as his Bonus Prize)
Posher - FIT with 6 HPs,
Neverending - FIT with 0 HPs, (Shot once, Stabbed once)
Milktoaste - FIT with 10 HPs,
Murderdoll - FIT with 11 HPs,
Disease - FIT with 7 HPs,
bwind22 - FIT with 11 HPs.




ACE ASSASSINS

Dude Guadalupe - FIT with 15 HPs,
Fortunato - FIT with 11 HPs,
Despare - FIT with 3 HPs, (Stabbed once)
The Flayed One - FIT with 14 HPs,
Paul the Monk - FIT with 8 HPs,
MissMacabre - FIT with 9 HPs,
The Return - FIT with 4 HPs,
FerretChucker - FIT with 4 HPs,
Roshiq - FIT with 11 HPs.



OF NOTE :- All Stamina Meters are at 10, except for - Nightmare of Death (09), Despare (09) & The Return (09), and Neverending (08).

bwind22
04-05-2009, 07:56 AM
Not that I want him to have less, but doesn't Austin have 11, not 21? He had 7 after the last challenge.

neverending
04-05-2009, 08:05 AM
He won the bonus prize....

bwind22
04-05-2009, 08:48 AM
Oh. I thought his prize was supposed to be a secret. ???

Way to go Austin!

_____V_____
04-05-2009, 08:50 AM
Nope, Bonus Prizes are no secrets.

But Hidden Weapon winners are.;)

Except for that one time when I said it aloud...oops.

Posher778
04-05-2009, 10:43 AM
Ok. Honestly. (Certain) Nightmares..... You fail.

Paul the Monk
04-05-2009, 10:48 AM
If only our guys had sent them in on time!:( Don't shoot me. Please. :eek:

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg155/emodogess/animals/red10.jpg

:o

Posher778
04-05-2009, 10:49 AM
If only our guys had sent them in on time!:( Don't shoot me. Please. :eek:

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg155/emodogess/animals/red10.jpg

:o

SHOOT HIM.

Paul the Monk
04-05-2009, 10:49 AM
SHOOT HIM.

NO! SHOOT HIM!!:D

Posher778
04-05-2009, 10:50 AM
NO! SHOOT HIM!!:D

I got stabbed while PEEING. I've done my time.

Paul the Monk
04-05-2009, 10:51 AM
I got stabbed while PEEING. I've done my time.

But you haven't got shot yet!:p

ChronoGrl
04-05-2009, 10:55 AM
LMAO - That was pretty funny. I heart you guys.

...

And, on a more serious note... FUCK YEAH TEAM GRINDHOUSE! KICKASS!!!!!!!

:D

Disease
04-05-2009, 10:58 AM
Come and get me, here I am, C'mon, come and get me...........

Posher778
04-05-2009, 11:06 AM
Yeah. Get him. =|

Disease
04-05-2009, 11:12 AM
Not that I want him to have less, but doesn't Austin have 11, not 21? He had 7 after the last challenge.


10 healthpacks for being randomly the 12th person to submit answers... :rolleyes:

Posher778
04-05-2009, 11:13 AM
10 healthpacks for being randomly the 12th person to submit answers... :rolleyes:

I'm sure it's masterfully crafted in an intelligent way... Maybe...














ffs.

ferretchucker
04-05-2009, 11:17 AM
Any reason Disease and Milktoast's answers were not accepted?

_____V_____
04-05-2009, 11:18 AM
10 healthpacks for being randomly the 12th person to submit answers... :rolleyes:

Thats why it was called "winning Bonus Health Packs." Not like Austin would have known he would be the 12th.

One Smith and Wesson has already fired SIX times in The Zone!


Any reason Disease and Milktoast's answers were not accepted?

Read the results again.

Freak
04-05-2009, 11:18 AM
Any reason Disease and Milktoast's answers were not accepted?

They sent answers and not a puzzle.

Posher778
04-05-2009, 11:22 AM
I still think it's bullshit that both teams go into the zone. At least my team SENT answers.

ferretchucker
04-05-2009, 11:26 AM
Yes. They sent answers. But not in the correct way.

scouse mac
04-05-2009, 11:27 AM
I still think it's bullshit that both teams go into the zone. At least my team SENT answers.



It was clearly stated when the challenge was set, do not send in individual answers or they wont be counted. Its not like it was just sprung out of left field (although I would be pretty peeved also!)

bwind22
04-05-2009, 11:30 AM
So what we got 1 guy that signed up late, sent his answers in once and has never returned again to participate in anything else and 2 people that couldn't follow this challenge's simple instructions thereby sending us to the hunting zone.... Killer's Nightmares rules!

_____V_____
04-05-2009, 11:43 AM
Another Magnum ROARS through The Zone!!

Freak
04-05-2009, 11:58 AM
So what we got 1 guy that signed up late, sent his answers in once and has never returned again to participate in anything else and 2 people that couldn't follow this challenge's simple instructions thereby sending us to the hunting zone.... Killer's Nightmares rules!

Sucks to be you guys.

bwind22
04-05-2009, 12:04 PM
Sucks to be you guys.

You must have missed the part where I said we rule!

scouse mac
04-05-2009, 12:36 PM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f353/nmc1/funnies/FarSideDeer.gif

bwind22
04-05-2009, 12:47 PM
Far Side = best comic ever

Disease
04-05-2009, 04:47 PM
So what we got 1 guy that signed up late, sent his answers in once and has never returned again to participate in anything else and 2 people that couldn't follow this challenge's simple instructions thereby sending us to the hunting zone.... Killer's Nightmares rules!

Well, I'm pretty sure the first time the challenge was posted it said nothing about the answers having to be in puzzle form, then ___V___ edited it, what am I to do....?

Fuck, if I had a gun I would blow my own brains out in this game... please kill me...

bwind22
04-05-2009, 04:55 PM
Well, I'm pretty sure the first time the challenge was posted it said nothing about the answers having to be in puzzle form, then ___V___ edited it, what am I to do....?

Fuck, if I had a gun I would blow my own brains out in this game... please kill me...

His only edit came 5 minutes after he posted the challenge.

Anyway, nothing personal. It's not just you. Our team, as a whole, just seems to manage finding ways to fuck things up.

X¤MurderDoll¤X
04-05-2009, 05:00 PM
it could be worse.

Disease
04-05-2009, 05:43 PM
His only edit came 5 minutes after he posted the challenge.

Anyway, nothing personal. It's not just you. Our team, as a whole, just seems to manage finding ways to fuck things up.



It also comes down to ones definitoion of a puzell


I'm not going to argue thefact, there is no point......

I don't care, here I am you Grindhouse SCUM!!!!!!

newb
04-05-2009, 06:42 PM
damn.....it's not looking good for NE. Hang in there old friend......I'm rooting for ya.:D

_____V_____
04-06-2009, 07:01 AM
UPDATE


TWO more Magnums have blazed SIX times each in the Zone!

4 Magnums are still silent.

Will they fire within the deadline? Wait and watch as it all unfolds.




***INTERLUDE***


The doors to the Nightmares' and the Assassins' compounds are thrown open and men in suits walk into both of them. The ones in the centre walk over to two bunkers marked with names and place a transparent pack for something beside each.

They then walk out and close the doors behind them.

The Nightmare's bunker is named - Austin316426808, and the Assassin's bunker is named - Dude Guadalupe.

Rayne
04-06-2009, 03:18 PM
The ones in the centre walk over to two bunkers marked with names and place a transparent pack for something beside each.

OOOOOO...What isssss it?...I want one!......I don't know what it is, but I want one! :p



Unless they got all shot up and it's for holding their organs or something...

neverending
04-06-2009, 05:56 PM
All joking aside- everyone remember- THIS IS A GAME.

It's frustrating at times, but I hope no one gets too bent out of shape by anything that is said or done.

It's all fair in love & war, eh?

neverending
04-06-2009, 08:57 PM
Am I dead yet?

GorePhobia
04-06-2009, 09:16 PM
Yeah wasn't the deadline at midnight?

heheh

_____V_____
04-06-2009, 09:17 PM
Yes it was. Let's find out.

_____V_____
04-06-2009, 09:42 PM
RESULTS OF THE HUNTING SEASON OUTING #4


The gates are opened and all the contestants are allowed back in. They all troop in quietly, Nightmares & Assassins alike, followed by Team Grindhouse who enter with loud whoops and yells!

The Assassins sadly look at each other, and suddenly freeze. They realise that one of them is MISSING!!

The soldiers come forward and do the mandatory count. YES, THE ASSASSINS ARE EIGHT IN NUMBER!!

A team is quickly dispatched into The Zone in search of the missing Assassin, or their dead body.

Let's rewind the clocks back and see what actually happened...

neverending
04-06-2009, 09:44 PM
Intriguing!

_____V_____
04-06-2009, 09:52 PM
WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED INSIDE THE ZONE


DANTE'S INFERNO jumped inside as soon as the Gates were opened. He looked around and made a beeline towards the left, away from the rest of his team. He came across some freshly made tracks and followed them to a small ravine, where he heard voices and quietly crouched down and peered through the bushes.

"I tell you, this whole thing sucks!."

"Can we talk later? If someone hears us, we are in trouble. I don't want to get shot while peeing this time."

Dante moved forward, cautiously, and came across POSHER & MILKTOASTE, sitting behind a tree and looking around them anxiously. He stood up and aimed directly at Milktoaste. At the sight of Dante, both Posher and Milktoaste froze. Posher jumped to one side, and Milktoaste backed off. Dante took a quick step forward, and smiled at Milktoaste.

"Payback's a bitch, aint it?" he grinned.

Milktoaste turned around and ran for his life. Dante followed quickly, yelling.

"YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CANNOT HIDE!!"

Dante was fast. He was near Milktoaste in an instant, and pulled the trigger of his Magnum.

BLAM!!

BLAM!!

BLAM!!

BLAM!!

BLAM!!

BLAM!!

Milktoaste was thrown forward with the sheer impact of the Magnum bullets. He dived, bleeding in torrents, into a huge clump of bushes. Dante stopped and took a long breath, throwing his Magnum away. He watched where Milktoaste had disappeared into, and mumbled something to himself.

"This was for you, my friend."


(To Be Continued...)

bwind22
04-06-2009, 10:00 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y122/bwind22/hardtokill.jpg

neverending
04-06-2009, 10:04 PM
Hahaha- that's awesome, bwind!

_____V_____
04-06-2009, 10:08 PM
(Continued from above...)

DOC FAUSTUS had made a careful plan with another teammate. He knew what he had to do, and he set his mouth grimly for the job.

He walked towards the right, pretty certain where his target was hiding. Sure enough, he came across a big boulder at the end where FERRETCHUCKER was sitting, casually looking at the birds. Doc looked around, and took his Magnum out. Ferret had no idea what was going on behind him...he was busy counting the birds.

BLAM!!!

BLAM!!!

BLAM!!!

BLAM!!!

BLAM!!!

BLAM!!!

Ferret didnt have even a chance to think. All bullets of the Magnum thumped into his back and he rolled away, howling in sheer pain. Doc threw his Magnum away and licked his lips with grim satisfaction.

"And that, my friend, is Faustus law!" he announced to the bleeding Ferret.

Ferret had only 4 HPs. He patched himself the best he could and lay back crying in spasmodic sobs, WOUNDED.


(Continued...)

bwind22
04-06-2009, 10:08 PM
:D

Too bad for 1 of the Assassins, they apparently weren't that hard to kill.

Muhawhaha.

neverending
04-06-2009, 10:15 PM
Ooooo... I like Faustus' Law!

Doc Faustus
04-06-2009, 10:18 PM
Ooooo... I like Faustus' Law!

It's coming to CBS Mondays.

_____V_____
04-06-2009, 10:19 PM
(Contd...)

PAPILLON NOIR heard the shots on her right. She knew Doc had done his job, and it was her turn. Just then, suddenly and unexpectedly, she caught sight of THE RETURN. Return had broken through the bushes, looking for his teammates and he froze upon seeing Noir.

Taken by complete surprise, Noir recovered enough to raise her Magnum. Return looked left and right in quick succession, and jumped to one side. Alas, he was a wee bit slow.

BLAM!!

BLAM!!

BLAM!!

He caught three shots before disappearing from sight. Noir cursed once, and walked over to where Return was. But Return was nowhere to be seen. Noir made a grim, grumpy face, and quickly headed to where Doc was.

She soon broke through the undergrowth, and came across Ferret. Doc stood nearby, and silently gestured at Noir. Ferret's crying increased in intensity, and he pleaded for his life. Noir hardened her facial features, and lifted her Magnum.

"Don't KILL me...PLEASE," Ferret cried out.

"Sorry chum, but you just ran out of luck," Noir replied, before starting to pull the trigger.

BLAM!!

BLAM!!

BLAM!!

The first bullet caught Ferret on his shoulder and he reeled back. The second one blasted through his chest and he fell backwards, coughing some blood up. The third bullet went through his face, almost ripping it into two. Ferret's lifeless body fell backwards, the blood spraying the forest floor.

Noir looked at his body, and dropped the empty Magnum. Doc walked over and put a hand on her shoulder, and Noir looked back at him. Both of them smiled at each other, and turned around.

ASSASSIN FERRETCHUCKER IS DEAD!!!


(To be continued...)

neverending
04-06-2009, 10:24 PM
Oh man- that was AWESOME! Excelllent work Doc & Noir!

And V- great storytelling, as always!

Doc Faustus
04-06-2009, 10:29 PM
I just hope the rest of my team fired.

neverending
04-06-2009, 10:39 PM
I just hope the rest of my team fired.


...followed by Team Grindhouse who enter with loud whoops and yells!


Doesn't sound like you got shot up at all.

_____V_____
04-06-2009, 10:39 PM
(Continued...)

NIGHTMARE OF DEATH heard the roars of the Magnum on her right. Just then, some twigs creaked on the bushes to her left. Taking her Magnum out, she moved forward very cautiously. An outline dotted the bushes just ahead of her, and she was surprised to find an easy target for herself.

For, THE FLAYED ONE was hiding behind a big tree, surveying all sorroundings on his left and right.

Nightmare aimed her Magnum at Flayed's head, and squeezed the trigger rapidly.

BLAM!!

BLAM!!

BLAM!!

BLAM!!

BLAM!!

BLAM!!

Flayed had a slight ring of alarm in his mind somewhere and moved forward for an instant. He caught the first three bullets straight on his back, and turned around to catch the other three bullets on his chest and stomach. Flayed tried his best to roll away, realising it was futile. Bleeding profusely, he brought his HPs out and started to patch himself.


SCOUSE MAC heard the shots away on his left, and hurried forward, the beer in his hip flask splashing around. He quickly came face to face with Nightmare and looked over to where Flayed lay, bleeding and patched up in six places. He looked back at Nightmare, who nodded. Scouse aimed at Flayed, and pulled the trigger.

BLAM!!

BLAM!!

BLAM!!

He stopped. Nightmare looked questioningly at him as he walked forward to the groaning Flayed, who winced as he took more HPs out. Scouse stood on Flayed's face and took his flask out.

"There's nothing better than having a long drink while shooting someone in cold blood," Scouse said to Flayed with a wicked grin, and drank in a huge gulp from his flask.

Flayed looked up, a long, thirsty look coming across his aching facial features.

"Too bad, mi amigo!," Scouse retorted back with a smile, as he lifted his Magnum again.

BLAM!!

BLAM!!

BLAM!!

Flayed moaned quietly and fell back, breathing loudly. A weak, bloody hand reached for his HPs as Scouse walked back to Nightmare, laughing maniacally while throwing his empty Magnum away.


(To be continued...)

neverending
04-06-2009, 10:41 PM
Wow- that Scouse is one cold dude...