The Worst Horror Movies Tournament

[_____V_____]

Well I have been working on this for quite awhile now. And although I have a good enough starter list all ready on my Excel worksheet, I would still like to have a few more suggestions from you folks.

Except Rayne. I know she loves even the bad ones, and she wont have many suggestions for this particular endeavour. :p

This will start once I have plenty of filthy stinkers to fill the coffers. Then we will let the scum out and vote for the worser of the two (or three) stinkers till we find the ABSOLUTE WORST horror movie EVER MADE.

So ummm yeah, let the suggestions start rolling in!

[hammerfan]

Right off the top of my head, 13th Child: Legend of the Jersey Devil

[Posher778]

I gotta say.... It's fairly predictable how this will turn out. While not everyone's opinion, House of the Dead really does hold an exceedingly high ranking for worst horror film, along with Manos: The Hands of Fate. Just a thought.

[_____V_____]

You will be surprised by the number of fans who actually adore House of the Dead! Not to mention that some of them think its a very decent and competent Uwe Boll effort. I don't think it will take the crown, but it would be a pretty strong contender no doubt.

And so would be...uhm...The Village. :mad:

[urgeok2]

it'll still be interesting to see what people put forward.

the only problem is most people - especially the younger members wont have seen some of the most truely horrible ones - because they are hard to find..
(if they were good - they'd be everywhere)

i think thats why a lot of good films hget beat by lesser films in tourneys - because people who havent seen them vote for the one they have ...



a night to dismember is the worst i've ever seen. and i've seen a huge honking pile of bad movies (i own a lot of them)


one more thought - maybe there should be some parameters .. i.e. budget ..

i could make the worst horror movie of all times when i get home and win this thing ... we should restrict it to budget/studio films...(ones almost everyone has heard of)

[Doc Faustus]

Anything by Todd Sheets. Everything by Todd Sheets. Uwe Boll at least has some budget and the actors in his movies have got to be having fun, otherwise, they wouldn't do it. I would also like to add the abyssmal Track of the Moonbeast, the clueless the Offseason (with a misused Angus Scrimm)and the terminally stupid Red Riding Hood.

[jenna26]

Ooh looking forward to this one....;) Zombie Nation!

I have plenty. But anyway, I agree with Urge, there is bad and then there is....BAD. I often find funny what others consider the worst movie ever, because well, I have seen so much worse. ;)

[_____V_____]

one more thought - maybe there should be some parameters .. i.e. budget ..

Very valid point. Let's see if we can have enough of the stinkers which are quite notorious in the genre.

Ones like Jason Goes To Hell, Halloween Resurrection, Jaws The Revenge, Freddy's Dead: Final Nightmare, Exorcist II hmm...there are plenty of "popular" horror stinkers, come to think of it. :D

Anyway, keep em coming! And rack your brains for the stinkiest ones you ever saw, and which made you almost spoon your eyes out!! :)

[Festered]

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, The Thing with 2 Heads, Trog, Abbott and Costello meet anything, Eegah, Godmonster of Indian Flats, Equinox, She Freak, Queen of Outer Space.

[Papillon Noir]

Troll 2 immediately comes to mind, though most horror movies from the 80's that were sequels should be on that list.

[illdojo]

Jeepers Creepers 1&2
The Happening
Boogeyman
TCM 4: The Next Generation
Leprechaun
Bloody Murder
House of the Dead

[Vodstok]

Troll 1 for that matter.
The Stuff. I love it, but it was still crap.
Sleepaway camp is a pile of garbage except for the closing scene. it goes from d-grade slasher to a-list exorcist style "AHHHHHHH" in one camera cut.

[Doc Faustus]

Head of the Family. Shrunken Heads. The Devil Bat.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Nobody Loves Alice
Homecoming
Pinata/Survival Island/Demon Island

[ferretchucker]

Every Friday the 13th after 4.

[neverending]

John Carpenter's Vampires
9th Gate.

[jenna26]

Bloody Murder



Definitely....

C.H.U.D. II: Bud the Chud
Sleepy Hollow High
Fear of Clowns

[The_Return]

Oooooo....I like the sounds of this one!!

Jigsaw
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0330489/

Totem
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0211050/

Near Death
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0371846/

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057181/

(A lot of people defend that one by putting it under the "so-bad-its-good" banner. Even though it probably has the greatest title of all time, the movie has NO redeeming qualities. I couldn't even laugh at it.)

Essence of Echoes
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0295244/

The Covenant
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0475944/

(Not sure if you can really count that as horror...but it definitely counts as God-fucking-awful)


I left off the "so bad they're good" ones and just went for the worst of the worst. If we're keeping the fun kind of garbage in here, you can't forget:

- House of the Dead
- Killer Klowns from Outer Space
- Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys
- ANYTHING by Ed Wood (Plan 9 being the obvious)
- Dark Heritage: The Final Descendant (this one actually transcends "bad" and goes on to a whole other plain of being)

I can come up with more if you're so inclined :D

[jenna26]

Dark Harvest 2: The Maize

[The_Return]

Dark Harvest 2: The Maize

...Dark Harvest 1 also fits the bill nicely.

[ferretchucker]

Halloween ressurection

[jenna26]

...Dark Harvest 1 also fits the bill nicely.

True enough...:D

And since I just dislike these two movies so much, I have to mention them...

The Haunting ( remake)
Black Christmas (remake)


Also....
House of Blood
Satanic
Brutal

[newb]

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, The Thing with 2 Heads, Trog, Abbott and Costello meet anything, Eegah, Godmonster of Indian Flats, Equinox, She Freak, Queen of Outer Space.

woah,woah,woah.....Trog and The Thing With Two Heads are masterpieces. :mad:


wait.....is The Thing With Two Heads the one with Rosy Greer or Bruce Dern?


don't matter, both of them are great

[neverending]

Yah, I think I'm gonna get more frustrated with this tournament than I usually do.

[Despare]

Island of the Dead, I think that was the name of it, killer flies if I remember correctly.

[Festered]

woah,woah,woah.....Trog and The Thing With Two Heads are masterpieces. :mad:


wait.....is The Thing With Two Heads the one with Rosy Greer or Bruce Dern?


don't matter, both of them are great

Incredible 2 Headed Transplant was the one with Dern. I'll add that to my suggestions too. :D

[The Mothman]

You will be surprised by the number of fans who actually adore House of the Dead!

i think its a bit of a fun watch. not saying its good, but its watchable.

throw Shriek Of the Mutilated in there somewhere. thats an all around awful film, with no entertainment value.

[The Mothman]

Anything by Todd Sheets. Everything by Todd Sheets.

I agree. I bought the Zombie Bloodbath trilogy and each film sucked enormously, and I'm a fan of movies with that kind of budget too!

[urgeok2]

Yah, I think I'm gonna get more frustrated with this tournament than I usually do.


me too..
9th Gate is a great fucking film :D

[The Mothman]

Ones like [i]Jason Goes To Hell,

Am I the only one around here who fucking loves this movie? its hugely entertaining!

[Doc Faustus]

Il Cartaio. If anybody but Argento directed it, it would be a shitty movie, but since Argento directed it, it's a shitty Argento movie and that pissed me off. Also, Attack of the Giant Leeches. Perhaps it's so bad it's good, then it goes around to bad again. Not too much fun to be had. Also, Stanley. How did they do that one wrong? A ripoff with Willard about a vengeful Native American Vietnam vet and his snakes and they STILL messed it up.

[The Mothman]

I'd add Feeding the Masses in there too. nice attempt at a political twist on a zombie movie, epic fail as a movie itself.

[Roderick Usher]

High Tension
The Revenants
The Unseen
Don't Go Into the Woods
I Know What You Did Last Summer
Van Helsing
Captivity
The Craft
Dr. Giggles

Every PG13 Remake that has come out in the past decade

[The Mothman]

High Tension


I figured you'd say that.

[urgeok2]

Van Helsing



i'll go with this - most of the other suggestions are rediculous..

(as far as being the worst goes)


van helsing is high on my list because of the money VS output ratio.

who in shits sake was this supposed to appeal to ?

[Vodstok]

i'll go with this - most of the other suggestions are rediculous..

(as far as being the worst goes)


van helsing is high on my list because of the money VS output ratio.

who in shits sake was this supposed to appeal to ?
Stephen Sommers.

[hammerfan]

i'll go with this - most of the other suggestions are rediculous..

(as far as being the worst goes)


van helsing is high on my list because of the money VS output ratio.

who in shits sake was this supposed to appeal to ?


Women who drool over Hugh Jackman :D

[The_Return]

Am I the only one around here who fucking loves this movie? its hugely entertaining!

I wouldn't say I love it, but I definitely enjoyed it a lot more than most people around here. All the hate for it is undeserved for sure.

[neverending]

Anything with Paris Hilton in it.

[Festered]

Anything with Paris Hilton in it.

Hopefully, that will remain a very small list.

[Doc Faustus]

At least she dies in a few of them.

[urgeok2]

Anything with Paris Hilton in it.


leave my girl alone !


poor beautiful Paris

[Eat Horror]

Pumpkinhead: Ashes to Ashes
Jaws: The Revenge
House of 1000 Corpses
Jason X
Cabin Fever

Have to agree with House of the Dead, The Village and Van Helsing too

Thankfully obscure ones -
The Legend of Bloody Mary
Terror Toons
Dying God
Sickle
Curse of Alcatraz
Blood Trails
Death Bed

Older ones -
Bloody Pit of Horror
The Ape Man

[Despare]

Jason X was a riot, I like Ninth Gate a lot, Cabin Fever wasn't great by any means but I didn't hate it, I always thought Van Helsing was an action flick, Equinox was ok... I can see myself getting frustrated by this one too.





Good!

[newb]

Anything with Paris Hilton in it.

I don't know....A Night in Paris had some redeeming value.

[Doc Faustus]

Terror Toons


I kind of like Terror Toons. It's really bizarro.

[neverending]

See- this is why I advised against this tournament. Everyone has their own flicks they think are bad and good... and what we consider bad is often somebody else's favorite.

[newb]

See- this is why I advised against this tournament. Everyone has their own flicks they think are bad and good... and what we consider bad is often somebody else's favorite.

agreed



it should be fun ;)

[Despare]

My personal choices would include Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker, Undead, Blair Witch Project (which wouldn't be in the tourney because it's well loved, I know), Blind Beast Vs. Killer Dwarf, Day of the Dead remake, the POINTLESS Psycho remake, Redneck Zombies, Scrapbook, The Stink of Flesh, Island of the Dead, Evil Dead Trap 2, Filthy McNasty, Hollywood Strangler Meets Skid Row Slasher, Last House on Dead End Street, Leprechaun, Nekromantik 2 (what a disappointment compared to the original love story), Automaton Transfusion... and that's just a beginning!



See- this is why I advised against this tournament. Everyone has their own flicks they think are bad and good... and what we consider bad is often somebody else's favorite.


Voting which is best implies that every film included has redeeming value but voting for this biggest stinker will really attack the taste of some folks. Doesn't sound like fun to you?

Oh, and that movie you picked for winning the trivia thing was HORRIBLE too. Vicious

[newb]

this tourny should really piss me off.....movies I didn't hate

Jason X

Van Helsing

The Mummy [ 1999 ]

Spawn

[Despare]

this tourny should really piss me off.....movies I didn't hate

Jason X

Van Helsing

The Mummy [ 1999 ]

Spawn

Haha, me too! Three action movies and a blast of a Jason flick. That 80's sim was hilarious and the videogame scene had me rolling.

[pinkfloyd45769]

Yeah,i like alot of the movies you guys hate.,i think i'll sit this one out.

[Festered]

Older ones -
Bloody Pit of Horror


Mickey Hargitay is awesome in this. And you couldn't buy dialogue like this for a million bucks-

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058983/quotes




How about Mil Mascaras vs. the Aztec Mummy? The Omega Code flicks? Christian horror flicks, yummy.

[_____V_____]

Plenty of great suggestions. :D

So many crapfests fit the bill, and yeah like some of you pointed out, one person's stinker can be another person's fav...so it should be a bit of a frustration. But that would be the delight in the tournament, doncha think? ;)

I think this one will be real fun. Don't sit out just yet, Mags, you ll love bashing the bowls-of-shit in this one!

First match rolls out in a few...

[Elvis_Christ]

The Omen remake should take this puppy out. Or Undead...

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Round 1 Match 1


Starting off with 3 real stinkfests which will make you close your noses in a hurry...


The name was supposed to be scary? Cmon...

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Monster in a box? Oversized penis! And guess what...he TALKS you to death...Oh boy...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/511DFG502VL._SS500_.jpg




vs.




"This time it's personal"? Yeah right...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51N0XCFK72L._SS500_.jpg




Choose the stinkiest of these stinkers...

[neverending]

Jaws the Revenge

[Elvis_Christ]

Jaws the Revenge

Haven't seen the other two so I'll go with the shittiest Jaws flick ever.

[Festered]

"Monster in a box? Oversized penis! And guess what...he TALKS you to death...Oh boy..."


The Item. Hell, the blurb alone swayed my vote.

[fortunato]

ha, haven't seen the item, so i'll go with that jaws turd.

[Bub the Zombie]

Oh boy this should be real fun!

Jaws The Revenge

[jenna26]

I haven't seen The Item either, but I will also go with Jaws the Revenge.

[_____V_____]

Jaws: The (stinking) Revenge wins with 5 hateful votes, The Item gets 1, while Boo surprisingly gets blobbed out! (no haters?!)

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Round 1 Match 2



Overdose of long hair can be lethal, and hard to swallow...:rolleyes:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51KBVJRVDVL._SS500_.jpg




vs.




I am not even gonna touch the direct-to-video sequels after this one...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TV1WXMYRL._SS500_.jpg




vs.




Totally lives up to its name...try sitting through this one...:mad:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41E1DgKUzhL._SS500_.jpg

[fortunato]

ugh, have to go with killjoy here i guess.

[ManchestrMorgue]

Diabolical choices.

I'll go with The Ring 2

[Bub the Zombie]

Diabolical choices.

Haha I'll say. It's like getting stuck between caviar, broccoli and seaweed as choices for lunch.

Yaghhh, Killjoy.

[roshiq]

Definitely Killjoy.

It may be late but I like to recommend the followings:

S.I.C.K (2003)
Dracula 3000 (2004)
Haunted Highway (2006)
Unholy (2007)
June Cabin (2007)
The Cook (2008)
April Fool's day (2008)

[Disease]

The Ring 2

[hammerfan]

Killjoy...

[Abominus]

Killjoy is ebonic bunk.

[urgeok2]

The Ring 2.

scary deer ? dumbest fucking thing i can remember seeing in a movie ever.
the whole thing was stupid .. but the deer deserve a special award.

[Papillon Noir]

Killjoy.............

[Doc Faustus]

I'll go with Killjoy. It might be more racist than Birth of a Nation.

[Festered]

One for the Mennonites(or whatever they were)- Corny Kids 2

[jenna26]

The Ring 2.

scary deer ? dumbest fucking thing i can remember seeing in a movie ever.
the whole thing was stupid .. but the deer deserve a special award.

LOL.....same here.

Never seen Killjoy though.

[_____V_____]

Killjoy shamelessly wins with 7 hateful tomatoes tossed at it, The Ring 2 scores 4, while Children of the Corn II get 2 eggs tossed at them.

Hmm...since we are talking about steaming pile of turds, it would be better to refer the choices as "egg splotches" or "tomatoes", instead of votes. :D

[AUSTIN316426808]

The first was just ok, the rest are absolute shit, so Children of the Corn.

[_____V_____]

Round 1 Match 3



They are annoying as hell, and they are hatching in space!!...enough said...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/416EWMS1Z8L._SS500_.jpg




vs.




Plenty of water, plenty of darkness...this pathetic remake had both (poor Jennifer Connelly but...GOOD GRIEF!!)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51M6R6WJE7L._SS500_.jpg




vs.




Shameless copy of Dead Alive, but horror in rain?! Cringeworthy till the last act...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51GXZD2WHZL._SS500_.jpg

[Doc Faustus]

John Gardner once wrote that "Tedium is the worst pain". That's why I say Dark Water.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Critters 4


I liked Dark Water.

[jenna26]

Critters 4, I suppose.

[hammerfan]

I'm gonna have to pass on this round - I haven't seen any of the movies.

[Festered]

Dark Water, for the blasphemy on the cover, alone!

[newb]

I liked UNDEAD

They could make a film of Jennifer Connelly just standing there and her beauty alone would make it a "must see"

so CRITTERS 4 it is

[urgeok2]

Dark Water for me .. it completely missed the tension of the origional.

if you're going to remake a film because it's good - remake that parts that made it a good film !

[The Mothman]

I enjoyed Undead, believe it or not, and I havnt seen critters 4, but i absoluelty loved the original, I'll just vote Dark Water.

[urgeok2]

I liked UNDEAD




me too .. the main guy lacked charisma - but the insanity made up for it.

[jenna26]

me too .. the main guy lacked charisma - but the insanity made up for it.

I'm glad there are a few others that liked it, I did as well. :)

[Papillon Noir]

Critters 4

[GorePhobia]

Critters 4

[_____V_____]

Critters 4 barely squeaks out one extra rotten egg sploted on itself and wins with 5, Dark Water gets 4 rotten tomatoes, while Undead (Elvis's fav stinker) surprisingly scores a lot of love!!

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Round 1 Match 4



I dare you to watch this one without a migraine at the end...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41kZyNKKSRL._SS500_.jpg




vs.




Pointless remake you say? I say its an insult to the genre...and don't even get me started on Vince Vaughn or Anne Heche...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41H2QLBGUAL._SS500_.jpg




vs.




Suckass effects...bland acting...listless direction, and an awful script...and to top it all, Karl Urban...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51N5R5GXYML._SS500_.jpg

[hammerfan]

Psycho remake. Or, should I say attempt at a remake? :D

[Festered]

Psycho remake

[Disease]

Doom..............

[bloodrayne]

Troll...That one was easy

I actually liked the Psycho remake...and Doom




*OUCH* Who threw that? :D

[AUSTIN316426808]

Psycho
....

[urgeok2]

troll by far.

doom sucked - but not as bad as troll.

psycho was a pointles remake - but it was still a well directed, well acted movie.

[Papillon Noir]

Psycho remake

(I actually liked Troll and Doom :) )

[Despare]

Psycho remake

(I actually liked Troll and Doom :) )

The same...

[jenna26]

Never seen Doom. Anyway, I will go with the Psycho remake.

[fortunato]

the psycho remake, for being so completely asinine.

[Doc Faustus]

Psycho remake, because for some reason, as a small child I saw Troll and had nightmares for like six months. Gotta respect something that can that thoroughly cleave into the brain of a six year old.

[urgeok2]

Gotta respect something that can that thoroughly cleave into the brain of a six year old.


i think a 6 year old wrote it :)

[ferretchucker]

Doom

I didn't mind the psycho remake because it got a few of my friends interested in seeing the original, so I imagine it has done it with many others.

[Geddy]

Doom......

[roshiq]

Check in. Relax. Take a shower.

lol...(seriously, I didn't aware of it!)

Just for a moment let's assume that it was a "good" idea to remake this one of the greatest-timeless psychological horror classics, but to me only for this kinda stupid tag line it's truly worth to compete in this tournament and deserve to make a place in advanced stages. :p

[neverending]

Psycho remake.

[newb]

I'll pick TROLL

can't remember a single thing about it....just another one of those crappy puppet movies from the 80's

[The_Return]

I'm waiting for the next match...the only one I've seen from this bunch is Doom, and I didn't think it was that awful. Wasn't great by any means and I can't imagine I'll ever watch it again, but it was sufficiently entertaining for a mindless action movie.

I hear that it utterly butchers the games...but I've never played 'em, so that didn't effect my opinion...

PS - I can't believe that Boo got shut out. It starts out with a little bit of promise (I didn't mind the first half hour or so), but it went down hill so fast I think they broke the sound barrier.

[Freak]

Doooooooooooooom

[The Flayed One]

Boo surprisingly gets blobbed out! (no haters?!)

If I would have been here I would have personally signed up for 15 new accounts so I could vote for Boo with every single one of them. I'd rather have an ungreased porcupine shoved up my ass backwards than watch that horrid piece of shit again.

Fuck Boo.

[The Flayed One]

Oh yeah, and the Psycho remake. Awful.

[urgeok2]

I'd rather have an ungreased porcupine shoved up my ass backwards than watch that horrid piece of shit again.
.

be honest - you'd rather have that than a nice meal :)

[_____V_____]

Psycho's stinking remake gets 11 rotten eggs splotched on it and wins, Troll scores 4 fetid tomatoes, while Doom gets 3 rotting eggs.

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Round 1 Match 5



Long after Exorcist II, there was...this sequel...apparently so bad the producers and director themselves abandoned it...

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vs.




You ll have a heart attack just watching it...not only awful script, but atrocious editing and dubbing...and screamingly bad effects...

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vs.




The killer plastic 2 foot doll has a son! Need I say more...:rolleyes:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519NZJ5ABYL._SS500_.jpg

[AUSTIN316426808]

Exorcist - The Beginning

Seed of Chucky was ridiculous enough to be slightly amusing.

[Psycom5k]

Exorcist - The Beginning

[The Flayed One]

Exorcist: The Beginning

It's really too bad. Dominion had a lot of potential. It was by far superior (IMHO) and if they would have fed it the budget its bastard twin brother had it could have been a sparkling addition to the franchise.

Renny Harlin is an asshat.

Also, I'd like to cast my vote for Boo in this round, and every round until the end of the tournament.

[Festered]

Gotta go with the Exorcist. I liked Zombie Lake. Seed of Chucky was endurable.

[alkytrio666]

Zombie Lake! Hilarious stuff- Nazis, lesbian swimming orgies, explosives and zombies. Sooo bad.

[Bub the Zombie]

Exorcist The Beginning. Worthless crap.

[bloodrayne]

Zombie Lake (That's sad, because Zombies are my favorite...But...This movie was pretty bad...)

I like Seed Of Chucky...Exorcist The Beginning was a bit disappointing, but I still thought it was okay

[ManchestrMorgue]

Zombie Lake! Hilarious stuff- Nazis, lesbian swimming orgies, explosives and zombies. Sooo bad.

C'mon, anything with lesbian swimming orgies can't be all bad :D:D

Exorcist The Beginning for me.

[urgeok2]

seed of chucky was the best of the series .. it shouldnt even be in this tournament.

[_____V_____]

seed of chucky was the best of the series .. it shouldnt even be in this tournament.

rofl...I received as many as 7 PMs with that suggestion, so here it was. It got spared, anyway. :)


Exorcist: The Beginning scores 6 rotten eggs and moves along, Zombie Lake scores 2 putrid tomatoes, while Seed of Chucky gets plenty of love and spared.

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Round 1 Match 6



After churning out a whole shitload of less-than-decent sequels, they finally bring this trashy and ridiculous mishmash...

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vs.




Completely absurd, totally atrocious...Urge's fav horror punching-bag of all-time...

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vs.




To even contemplate about seeing this movie, you have to be more crazier than the makers...wait, did I mention this crapfest as a "movie"? Someone shoot me...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/415G1F5NPAL._SS500_.jpg

[bloodrayne]

I just wanted to let you know that you're giving me ideas on what to add to my horror collection...lol


*searches for Sleepy Hollow High*


:D

[_____V_____]

I just wanted to let you know that you're giving me ideas on what to add to my horror collection...lol


*searches for Sleepy Hollow High*


*chucks a rotten egg and a putrid tomato in BR's direction*


BOOOOOOOO! :D

[bloodrayne]

*chucks a rotten egg and a putrid tomato in BR's direction*


BOOOOOOOO! :D

HaHaHa...At least I saw it coming *ducks*

[hammerfan]

Geez, here's more I haven't seen!

[newb]

Geez, here's more I haven't seen!

right....I've seen none of those

[bloodrayne]

right....I've seen none of those

I don't believe for a second that you haven't seen Freddy's Dead

How do you not own the full collection?

This concept boggles my brain :p

[hammerfan]

I don't believe for a second that you haven't seen Freddy's Dead

How do you not own the full collection?

This concept boggles my brain :p


In all seriousness, I got bored with them after the third one. :rolleyes:

[Vodstok]

Not horror but deserve to be mentioned anyway:

Dungeons and Dragons

Spawn (that one's for you, rayne :p)

[bloodrayne]

Spawn (that one's for you, rayne :p):D I was curious as to whether it would end up in this tournament

It's an AWESOME movie!!!...The action figures are cool, too (I have a few) :p

[Vodstok]

:D I was curious as to whether it would end up in this tournament

It's an AWESOME movie!!!...The action figures are cool, too (I have a few) :p
I am assuming you use the word "Awesome" to also describe the fallout from having eaten bad mexican food too. :p

[bloodrayne]

I am assuming you use the word "Awesome" to also describe the fallout from having eaten bad mexican food too. :p

HAHAHAHA

That's kinda funny since I am RIGHT NOW making arroz con carne y frijoles refritos con queso

If I told you it was 'awesome', you'd probably be afraid to eat it...Right? :D

Sooo many YEARS you have been teasing me about Spawn....Don't ever stop :)




@Margie: But, you still WATCHED the rest of them, right?...RIGHT? :D

[hammerfan]

@Margie: But, you still WATCHED the rest of them, right?...RIGHT? :D



Ummm, no *runs away before Kat can throw something at her*

[bloodrayne]

Ummm, no *runs away before Kat can throw something at her*

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Oh no...You MUST!...At least once :)


and...I have abnormally good aim...RUN FASTER!!! :D


EDIT: HOLY CRAP...I use WAAAAYYY too many smileys

[hammerfan]

*runs even faster* How's that, fast enough? :D

[Doc Faustus]

My vote goes to Freddy's Dead.

[urgeok2]

this is the situation i was talking about - the baddest of the bad dont get seen by anyone (lucky for them)

Dismember gets my vote ..

i'm sure if anyone else saw it - it would be theirs too.

[ChronoGrl]

Uhm.

Freddy's Dead.

[AUSTIN316426808]

A Night to Dismember

[Festered]

this is the situation i was talking about - the baddest of the bad dont get seen by anyone (lucky for them)

Dismember gets my vote ..

i'm sure if anyone else saw it - it would be theirs too.

You've been voting on the best 1? I've been voting for the worst.


Dismember

[Nella]

You will be surprised by the number of fans who actually adore House of the Dead! Not to mention that some of them think its a very decent and competent Uwe Boll effort. I don't think it will take the crown, but it would be a pretty strong contender no doubt.

And so would be...uhm...The Village. :mad:

I hated The Village, too. I loved Signs and The Sixth Sense! I haven't seen any of M. Night's movies since The Village. I heard that they weren't any good.

[_____V_____]

I hated The Village, too. I loved Signs and The Sixth Sense! I haven't seen any of M. Night's movies since The Village. I heard that they weren't any good.

And your vote in this match is for?


A Night To Dismember leads with 3 rotten eggs, Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare is just on its heels with 2 fetid tomatoes, while Sleepy Hollow High is getting plenty of love!!

More rotten eggs and tomatoes needed to be chucked in this one...

[Papillon Noir]

Sleepy Hollow High

[The_Return]

Freddy's Dead - the low point of a bunch of shit sequels.

[Nella]

And your vote in this match is for?


A Night To Dismember leads with 3 rotten eggs, Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare is just on its heels with 2 fetid tomatoes, while Sleepy Hollow High is getting plenty of love!!

More rotten eggs and tomatoes needed to be chucked in this one...

The Village
Ninth Gate

I hated them both equally. :)

[Eat Horror]

Has to be Freddy's Dead it was terrible

[hammerfan]

The Village
Ninth Gate

I hated them both equally. :)


Your choices are A Night to Dismember, Freddy's Dead, and Sleepy Hollow High.

[neverending]

And you can only vote for one movie per round.

[hammerfan]

And you can only vote for one movie per round.


Right - sorry, forgot that part.

[Nella]

And you can only vote for one movie per round.

I'm sorry. I joined this thread kinda late. :o I haven't seen any of those three movies.

[Despare]

Night to Dismember

[jenna26]

Sleepy Hollow High

[ferretchucker]

Freddy's dead.

[_____V_____]

Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare barely squeaks out one extra rotten egg to finish with 5,
A Night To Dismember follows closely behind with 4 decaying tomatoes,
while Sleepy Hollow High gets 2 stinking pieces of cheese smeared on it.

[_____V_____]

Round 1 Match 7



Apart from the uber-cool intro sequence, was anything else salvageable in this mindless crapfest?

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vs.




As if the crappy name isnt enough, awarding even one star to this flick would be an act of too much generosity...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ZAHT267WL._SS500_.jpg




vs.




You actually saw this one? Better head to the nearest shrink's...ASAP...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51HWw%2BEuc1L._SS500_.jpg

[newb]

Ghost Ship had a great beginning.

I couldn't get past 20 minutes of Alone in the Dark...so thats my choice

[ManchestrMorgue]

Day of the Dead 2: Contagium.

Not even trying to ride off the reputation of one of the greats could make it look any better.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Ghost Ship had a great beginning.

I couldn't get past 20 minutes of Alone in the Dark...so thats my choice


My thoughts exactly.

[jenna26]

I kind of like Ghost Ship.....:o

The other two I actually haven't seen except for bits and pieces of Day of the Dead 2: Contagium, and those bits and pieces were pretty bad, so that one gets my vote.

[Papillon Noir]

alone in the dark

[Festered]

Alone in the Dark

[bloodrayne]

Ghost Ship had a great beginning.

I couldn't get past 20 minutes of Alone in the Dark...so thats my choice

WOW, that's EXACTLY what happened to ME...I actually FELL ASLEEP, and it was just about 20 minutes in, too

So, Alone In The Dark for me




I liked Ghost Ship AND Contagium (although, I'll admit they weren't great, but Ghost Ship was better than Contagium...Another sadness for me, a zombie lover :()

[hammerfan]

I liked Ghost Ship AND Contagium (although, I'll admit they weren't great, but Ghost Ship was better than Contagium...Another sadness for me, a zombie lover :()


I liked Ghost Ship, too - in fact, I have it!

My vote goes to Alone in the Dark

[_____V_____]

Alone in the Dark ends up with 6 rotting eggs, Day of the Dead 2: Contagium gets 2 putrid tomatoes, while Ghost Ship finishes with plenty of love!!

[bloodrayne]

I liked Ghost Ship, too - in fact, I have it!

My vote goes to Alone in the Dark

HaHa, don't feel bad...I own all 3 of these...I also own most of the ones that have been mentioned in this contest so far...AND...The ones that I DON'T have, I soon will :D

[_____V_____]

Round 1 Match 8



This one was so bad and stinking it wasnt even funny...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/518SACPQM7L._SS500_.jpg




vs.




I admit, the first one bordered on tolerable, but this? Ughh...worthless crap...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/511B43GNMRL._SS500_.jpg




vs.




Who the hell was this supposed to scare? Even the kids were chucking popcorn at the screen...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51RACDMJYXL._SS500_.jpg

[hammerfan]

HaHa, don't feel bad...I own all 3 of these...I also own most of the ones that have been mentioned in this contest so far...AND...The ones that I DON'T have, I soon will :D


*sheepish grin* I own Alone in the Dark, too. Got it at a yard sale for $1. I thought "Heck, it's a horror movie (sort of) and it's only $1"

[hammerfan]

Gonna have to pass on this one, too. Haven't seen Yucca Flats.

[jenna26]

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

[Festered]

Round 1 Match 8



This one was so bad and stinking it wasnt even funny...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/518SACPQM7L._SS500_.jpg













Yea, but it still had Tor in it, so there is that.

Summer, totally unwatchable.

[Despare]

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

[roshiq]

The beast of Yucca Flats

[Doc Faustus]

I Still Know What you did Last Summer. The inept beat poetry narration of Beast of Yucca Flats makes it kinda cool, and Anaconda has a giant snake.

[fortunato]

I Still Know What you did Last Summer. The inept beat poetry narration of Beast of Yucca Flats makes it kinda cool, and Anaconda has a giant snake.

haha, yeah. same here.

[Disease]

Anaconda........

[bloodrayne]

Well, I actually like Anaconda AND I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

So, I'll choose the other one since I've never even heard of it, yet still have no desire to see it...Looks even cheesier than my usual faire...

[illdojo]

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

What she said.

[Roderick Usher]

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

what a piece of shit

[AUSTIN316426808]

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

[newb]

Yea, but it still had Tor in it, so there is that.

Summer, totally unwatchable.

agree......gotta love Tor.

Going with Summer


I didn't hate Anaconda

[The Mothman]

Last Summer

now if it was the Anacondas sequel..thats a whole different story.

[Geddy]

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer.

[ChronoGrl]

I Still Know What You Did

[ManchestrMorgue]

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer.

Even the title is stupid.

[neverending]

I Still Know....


Beast of Yukka Flats is a fun bad movie.

[The Flayed One]

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer.


And Boo.

FUCK BOO:mad:

[Freak]

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

[The_Return]

Yucca Flats was a damn good time...the narration is classic.

I've never actually seen I Still Know, but it's got my vote on principle. God that looks bad (though, like V said, the first was almost decent)

[The Flayed One]

Yucca Flats was a damn good time...the narration is classic.

I've never actually seen I Still Know, but it's got my vote on principle. God that looks bad (though, like V said, the first was almost decent)

It's pretty bad, mate. Then again (much to Poshers chagrin) I didn't like a whole lot of the modern Scream era slasher revival films. Sadly enough, I think my favorite one from that particular era was Valentine.



Oh yeah, and I vote for Boo again.

[_____V_____]

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer finishes with a whopping 17 rotting and smelly eggs splotched all over it,
The Beast of Yucca Flats gets 2 tomatoes, while Anaconda gets 1 rotten egg.


And just for Flayed...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41SFSG887XL._SS500_.jpg


:D

[_____V_____]

Round 1 Match 9



Just when you thought you had heard all about stupidity in a movie...

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vs.




Who was this supposed to scare? Grandpa? A horrible waste of time...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41MN8948JVL._SS500_.jpg




vs.




The starting credits itself had people beating themselves senseless for walking into a theater to watch this...an insult to the genre, and to audience's intelligences worldwide...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41368N2BMEL._SS500_.jpg

[jenna26]

The Haunting remake.....:mad:

[The Flayed One]

Gothika.


Terrible.

[Bub the Zombie]

Man, which bowl of shit would I rather eat? House of the Dead by far.

[neverending]

Haunting REMAKE

[illdojo]

Man, which bowl of shit would I rather eat? House of the Dead by far.

Ditto....Uwe Boll can suck it!!!!

[fortunato]

ugh.

a triumvirate of truly terrible trash.

i don't even know where to begin...

i should just close my eyes and pick one...

and it looks like...

house of the dead.

[roshiq]

House of the dead

[bloodrayne]

I kinda like these :o

[ManchestrMorgue]

Gothika .

[AUSTIN316426808]

Haunting remake

[bloodrayne]

Haunting REMAKE

Haha...You're gonna vote for ALL the remakes

[Dude Guadalupe]

I kinda like these :o

Me too, that's why I didn't vote.

[bloodrayne]

Me too, that's why I didn't vote.

This is why we're together...Only because we both like 'bad' horror movies



Not because you're super, sexy hot or anything...:p

[Dude Guadalupe]

This is why we're together...Only because we both like 'bad' horror movies



Not because you're super, sexy hot or anything...:p

No, of course not.

[Festered]

Haunting. Cast should have known better.

[ChronoGrl]

Haunting. Cast should have known better.

Agreed...........

[ferretchucker]

House of the Dead

[_____V_____]

House of the Dead and The Haunting (remake) are all tied up with 5-5 rotten eggs apiece, while Gothika has got 2 fetid tomatoes splotched on it.

The next rotten egg/tomato decides this one...

[newb]

Agreed...........

as well.............

[The_Return]

I cant watch House of the Dead get ousted in the first round...that's just wrong.

Uwe Boll for the win.

[_____V_____]

House of the Dead and The Haunting (remake) are again tied up with 6-6 rotten eggs apiece, while Gothika has got 2 fetid tomatoes splotched on it.

The very next rotten egg/tomato decides this one...

[urgeok2]

house of the dead

[_____V_____]

Bingo!

Urge finally chucks an extra rotten egg at House of the Dead, which scores the win with 7 rotting eggs...The Haunting (remake) gets 6 rotten eggs, while Gothika scores 2 decayed tomatoes.

[urgeok2]

gothica was pretty fucking horrible.

had i seen that one at the theatre instead of simply renting it - i may have voted for it.

i PAID to see house of the dead :mad:

[_____V_____]

Round 1 Match 10



This one is so bad it baffles even the best of bad-movie lovers, and wtf was Rutger Hauer thinking?!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519TGZ2W3KL._SS500_.jpg




vs.




Confused after watching this one? Dont worry, everyone else was, too...nobody got what this one wanted to be, not even the makers...

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vs.




The one movie which is GURANTEED to score a vote from Rayne...yes, its THAT pathetic...one of the unforgivable blots of modern day cinema...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51DS3WMWZQL._SS500_.jpg

[urgeok2]

THE VILLAGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


paid to see that one too !!
KILL IT KILL IT !!!

[Festered]

Round 1 Match 10



This one is so bad it baffles even the best of bad-movie lovers, and wtf was Rutger Hauer thinking?!




The same thing he was thinking when he made Bone Daddy - "Is it payday yet?"

Shamalammadingdong get's my vote(probably should get some kind of career award).

[The_Return]

Didn't see Bleeders, and I don't think The Village is half as bad as everyone says - it was just poorly marketed. It's not a masterpiece, but it wouldn't get nearly as much shit if the trailers didn't make it look like the scariest movie ever made.

My vote has to go to Soul Survivors, mostly just for that gem of a tagline:rolleyes:

[bloodrayne]

GRRRR...THE VILLAGE!!!

That was NOT a HORROR MOVIE!!!

Only one person died, and it was a freaking ACCIDENT

No one even stubbed a TOE

Oh, one little stab...And the guy recovered

WHAT THE HELL?!

[Dude Guadalupe]

The Village

[The_Return]

GRRRR...THE VILLAGE!!!

That was NOT a HORROR MOVIE!!!

Only one person died, and it was a freaking ACCIDENT

No one even stubbed a TOE

Oh, one little stab...And the guy recovered

WHAT THE HELL?!

Hence my point - had they advertised the movie that it actually was, it would have gone straight into Rayne's "I'll-Never-Watch-This-Because-It's-Not-Horror-And-I'm-Super-Closed-Minded" pile.

You know I love ya ;)

[bloodrayne]

Hence my point - had they advertised the movie that it actually was, it would have gone straight into Rayne's "I'll-Never-Watch-This-Because-It's-Not-Horror-And-I'm-Super-Closed-Minded" pile.

You know I love ya ;)
Oh, it's okay, Sweetie Baby...Because...It's TRUE :D

[newb]

Didn't see Bleeders, and I don't think The Village is half as bad as everyone says - it was just poorly marketed. It's not a masterpiece, but it wouldn't get nearly as much shit if the trailers didn't make it look like the scariest movie ever made.

My vote has to go to Soul Survivors, mostly just for that gem of a tagline:rolleyes:

I'm gonna go with the flightless, aquatic bird.

[urgeok2]

Hence my point - had they advertised the movie that it actually was, it would have gone straight into Rayne's "I'll-Never-Watch-This-Because-It's-Not-Horror-And-I'm-Super-Closed-Minded" pile.



i dont care about the horror or lack of it..

the performances were horrible...William Hurt was embarrasing..
and Bryce Dallas Howard was god awful too ...

i didnt like the story - i didnt like the little deliberately misleading things that were thrown in that only served the suprise ending (the old style language)

it was like a poorly made twilight zone ripoff that could barely have survived being a 20 minute short.

M. Night was too wrapped up in giving a twist ending - to provide a story that was of any interest.

[jenna26]

M. Night was too wrapped up in giving a twist ending - to provide a story that was of any interest.

I agree, I actually think some scenes were set up pretty well, but that just make it all the more disappointing overall.

The Village

[_Leatha_Face_]

The Village.....this movie was TERRIBLE

[missmacabre]

the village was pretty bad. I found a tiny bit interesting on second watch but only because I had a fever so high I was halucinating.

[AUSTIN316426808]

THE VILLAGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


paid to see that one too !!
KILL IT KILL IT !!!


What he said.

[The_Return]

i dont care about the horror or lack of it..

the performances were horrible...William Hurt was embarrasing..
and Bryce Dallas Howard was god awful too ...

i didnt like the story - i didnt like the little deliberately misleading things that were thrown in that only served the suprise ending (the old style language)

it was like a poorly made twilight zone ripoff that could barely have survived being a 20 minute short.

M. Night was too wrapped up in giving a twist ending - to provide a story that was of any interest.

Oh, I know you have valid reasons for disliking it - I just saw a good chance for a potshot at Rayne :D

[cactus]

The Village....ugh...

[GorePhobia]

The Village for me as well please.

[nightmare_of _death]

The Village

[The Flayed One]

I'll throw in one more nail in the coffin of the Village because of the high disappointment factor.

[roshiq]

I haven't seen the village yet,so I like to vote Soul Survivors.

[Despare]

Was Soul Survivors the one where the girl kept seeing her friends who died in a car accident but in reality it was all in her head and she was on life support? If so, then I vote The Villiage. If not, then I vote The Villiage.

[roshiq]

If so, then I vote The Villiage. If not, then I vote The Villiage.

Oh man! I think I need to give it a watch asap:D .

[_____V_____]

The Village scores 13 putrid and rotten eggs and wins the most hate, Soul Survivors gets 3 smelly tomatoes thrown at it, while Bleeders surprisingly gets plenty of love!!

[_____V_____]

Round 1 Match 11



Just when you thought it was safe to go into the water, out popped another one...in 3D nonetheless...WHAT? Oh man...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51JX128YC3L._SS500_.jpg




vs.




The makers had lost their brains when they made this one...as regard the effects crew and actors, dont even ask...

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vs.




The most terrible peice of garbage to be dubbed a "slasher" ever made...and its really mind-boggling that this shit-on-reels also has a sequel!!!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51GF7NEAS0L._SS500_.jpg

[ferretchucker]

I didn't find Jaws 3...Terrible. By all means it was bad but it was a new idea for it, instead of another film of kids getting the shit kicked out of them in the same town by the same breed of shark. And it was just meant to be a bit of fun.

But having not seen the other two and I do think it's bad,

Jaws 3.

[Festered]

Jaws 3. Moonbeast is classic cheddar.

[jenna26]

Bloody Murder

No movie should be able to use the word "bloody" in the title if it has almost zero blood or gore unless its pretty damn good and makes up for it in other ways. ;)

[Geddy]

Jaws 3......