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Doc Faustus
10-19-2008, 10:48 AM
I'm pretty annoyed by Track of the Moonbeast, which greatly loses its cheese fun factor without Servo and Crow, but the chief offender would be Jaws 3.
illdojo
10-19-2008, 10:50 AM
Bloody Murder
_Leatha_Face_
10-19-2008, 10:56 AM
hmm this one is a little bit tougher to choose..... JAWS 3
pinkfloyd45769
10-19-2008, 11:23 AM
Bloody Murder
roshiq
10-19-2008, 01:16 PM
Bloody Murder
neverending
10-19-2008, 03:44 PM
Jaws 3.................
bloodrayne
10-19-2008, 04:03 PM
Bloody Murder is just a cheap Friday The Thirteenth ripoff
Jaws 3 was the worst of the Jaws movies
I've never seen the 3rd movie in this round...but, I think Bloody Murder was probably bad enough to beat it...I'll go with that
The_Return
10-19-2008, 05:56 PM
Proud to say that I haven't seen any of these...though I do own Track of the Moonbeast.
I'll give it my vote 'cause its the only one that I ever intend to watch (as god-awful as it looks)
cactus
10-19-2008, 05:58 PM
Jaws 3 .
fortunato
10-19-2008, 07:07 PM
i suppose i'll go with jaws 3.
Bub the Zombie
10-19-2008, 08:11 PM
Jaws 3
Painfulldeath
10-19-2008, 08:18 PM
Bloody Murder
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10-19-2008, 08:36 PM
Jaws 3 in 3D scores 9 putrid eggs for the win, Bloody Murder scores 6 decayed tomatoes, while Track of the Moonbeast gets 1 rotting egg splotched on it.
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10-19-2008, 08:42 PM
Round 1 Match 12
This god-awful piece of mess had everyone screaming "No more, PLEASE!"...
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Whoever thought of dreaming this turkey up needs to be repeatedly shot...
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I cant even think of any sort of words to stitch together an shitty description for this one...yes, it's THAT bad...
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AUSTIN316426808
10-19-2008, 08:46 PM
Book of Shadows
Festered
10-19-2008, 08:50 PM
Blair Witch!
The Flayed One
10-19-2008, 09:00 PM
Hey! I happen to like Blair Witch 2!
Anyways, When A Stranger Calls remake was god awful.
What does everyone have against Blair Witch 2?
fortunato
10-19-2008, 09:36 PM
one thing i will say about blair witch 2:
regardless of how good/bad i thought it was, it kept me quite entertained with all of the creepy hidden things spread about the movie. i remember watching it a couple times in one night with friends trying to find all that stuff. for that alone i cannot vote for it here.
since i haven't seen jigsaw (although it looks like full moon garbage, judging by the half-assed photoshop cover), i think i'll go with the stranger calls remake. boring. pointless. boring.
The Mothman
10-19-2008, 09:41 PM
What does everyone have against Blair Witch 2?[/SIZE]
I thought it was tolerable, however i saw it before i knew jack-shit about film.
I havn't seen any of the other films listed, but i'll vote jigsaw because of what I've heard, and because the cover reminds me of the god awful Skinned Deep
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roshiq
10-19-2008, 10:06 PM
....jigsaw
The Flayed One
10-19-2008, 10:06 PM
I thought Blair Witch 2 was creepy and well done. As fortunato mentioned, it's also fun to hunt for the extras on the DVD.
I know I'm fighting an uphill battle here, but I feel like this movie unfairly gets the shaft. Blair Witch was loved by the hardcore fans, but hated by the masses. "Where's the witch?" they cried. "I want my money back!"
Blair Witch 2 gave them exactly what they wanted: effects in their face. Gothic chick eats an owl, hot red head dances mysteriously naked. The movie had the good mysterious sensibility of Session 9. Does everyone hate it because it carries the Blair Witch tag? I personally think if it would have just been called book of shadows, hardcore fans would have loved it more. Fuck the name. Just like Hellraiser 6, it was a good movie brought down by the expectations of its namesake.
SAVE BLAIR WITCH 2, SAYS I! It's an underrated gem in my eyes.
Despare
10-19-2008, 10:08 PM
I didn't like either Blair Witch but Jigsaw was horrible.
Bub the Zombie
10-20-2008, 01:55 AM
When A Stranger Calls remake
Geddy
10-20-2008, 02:52 AM
When A Stranger Calls remake.
Doc Faustus
10-20-2008, 06:26 AM
Blair Witch 2.
urgeok2
10-20-2008, 06:32 AM
i liked both blair witch 2 and the 'stranger calls' remake. (the house was really cool :)
havent seen jigsaw .. but i'd probably pick that one by default
bloodrayne
10-20-2008, 06:34 AM
No comment :o
Papillon Noir
10-20-2008, 07:18 AM
Jigsaw
And I really liked Blair Witch 2, I'm still not sure why everyone hated it.
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10-20-2008, 07:30 AM
Jigsaw wins a close see-saw hate battle with 5 rotten eggs,
When A Stranger Calls remake comes a close second with 4 fetid tomatoes,
while Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows gets 2 rotten eggs splotched on it.
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10-20-2008, 07:36 AM
Round 1 Match 13
Made by the same people who did Day of the Dead 2: Contagium, and worth every brickbat chucked at it...
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Out-of-the-world aliens fuck humans to bits and then make a beeline for each other? Geez, if you say "its so bad its good" for this one...you need to get your brains checked...
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I dare every campy horror lover to give this one a spin...and when your brains turn to jelly and your head explodes, don't blame me...
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hammerfan
10-20-2008, 07:37 AM
Well, I've only seen one of the movies listed, so I guess I'll have to pass on this one, too.
Festered
10-20-2008, 07:37 AM
Creepshow III.
Well, I've only seen one of the movies listed, so I guess I'll have to pass on this one, too.
same here....and I would never vote against Natasha Henstridge's boobs.
AUSTIN316426808
10-20-2008, 08:04 AM
Creepshow 3
bloodrayne
10-20-2008, 08:05 AM
I watched Zombie Planet and Zombie Nation both on the same night and now I can't remember which was which *sigh*
Anyway...I'll just vote for Creepshow 3...I was really disappointed, because it was kinda like a travesty to 1 & 2
All of the Species movies were pretty much the same to me, mediocre, I can't really blast one over the others
jenna26
10-20-2008, 08:08 AM
Zombie Nation
Bub the Zombie
10-20-2008, 08:29 AM
Creepshow III
The Mothman
10-20-2008, 08:36 AM
I havnt seen Creepshow 3, but its by the same people who made Day Of the Dead 2: Contagium, which was a steaming pile of shit. Ill vote creepshow 3.
Painfulldeath
10-20-2008, 08:39 AM
I would never vote against Natasha Henstridge's boobs.
What he said.:D Creepshow 3.
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10-20-2008, 09:18 AM
Creepshow III scores a quick round of hate with 6 rotten eggs, Zombie Nation gets 1 decaying tomato chucked at it, while Species II gets a lot of booby love!!
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10-20-2008, 09:23 AM
Round 1 Match 14
Its a classic in its own sense alright, but still its a very pretty bad movie...and this tourney just would not be complete without this in it...
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You wont believe how unbelievingly awful this one is, until you have actually seen it...and seeing it is like bashing your head on a grindstone...
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Want to destroy a great franchise with immense potential? Grab a filmmaker's hat and make this pathetic mess as a sequel...
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AUSTIN316426808
10-20-2008, 09:26 AM
Plan 9 From Outer Space
urgeok2
10-20-2008, 09:34 AM
plan 9.
just because it's a cult classic - doesnt mean it's not an incompetant piece of crap.
plan 9.
just because it's a cult classic - doesnt mean it's not an incompetant piece of crap.
ditto......................
Festered
10-20-2008, 09:50 AM
9 was just too good to be voted on, and Aliens 3 was the dud IMO, so Dark Heritage for me.
ferretchucker
10-20-2008, 09:58 AM
Plan 9 from outer space!
neverending
10-20-2008, 10:15 AM
Plan 9. It's a brilliant piece of garbage. I'd love to see it win.
Doc Faustus
10-20-2008, 10:17 AM
I'm going to vote for Plan 9 for now, but I hardly think it's the worst ever.
Papillon Noir
10-20-2008, 10:22 AM
Alien Resurrection (Plan 9 just has too many redeeming qualities :D )
_____V_____
10-20-2008, 10:46 AM
Plan 9. It's a brilliant piece of garbage. I'd love to see it win.
Voting for the best or the worst?
Plan 9 From Outer Space scores 6 rotten eggs quickly to win, while Dark Heritage and Alien: Resurrection get 1 putrid tomato each.
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10-20-2008, 10:52 AM
Round 1 Match 15
They actually liked this awful piece of re-hashed and mishmash crap? Somebody shoot me...
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Now you know why the antagonist in the original actually snapped...he knew this was going to be the sequel!
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Ever wonder how it feels to have a complete enema of the brains and eyes? Watch this movie and experience it first-hand...
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urgeok2
10-20-2008, 10:57 AM
R.E Apocalypse
stupid movie.
Festered
10-20-2008, 10:58 AM
American Psycho 2. Milla is too hot to vote against.
GorePhobia
10-20-2008, 11:01 AM
American Psycho 2
Doc Faustus
10-20-2008, 11:03 AM
American Psycho 2. This is a historic megaturd.
Geddy
10-20-2008, 11:44 AM
American Psycho 2.
Papillon Noir
10-20-2008, 11:48 AM
American Psycho 2
I really like R.E. Apocalypse. :o
The Flayed One
10-20-2008, 11:56 AM
American Psycho 2 was pretty awful. It gets my vote.
jaybomb
10-20-2008, 12:02 PM
American Psycho 2
AUSTIN316426808
10-20-2008, 12:20 PM
American Psycho 2
Despare
10-20-2008, 12:26 PM
American Psycho 2
jenna26
10-20-2008, 03:01 PM
American Psycho 2
fortunato
10-20-2008, 03:11 PM
Never could quite muster up the will to put myself through American Psycho 2, so I'll go with R.E. Apocalypse.
Painfulldeath
10-20-2008, 03:11 PM
American Psycho 2
I am having trouble with this tourny....most of the movies..I haven't seen.
I guess I just have great taste. :D
urgeok2
10-20-2008, 03:19 PM
I am having trouble with this tourny....most of the movies..I haven't seen.
I guess I just have great taste. :D
i wish i could say the same on both accounts.
so far i'm averaging 2 out of 3 movies each time
neverending
10-20-2008, 05:43 PM
Manos Hands of Fate.
bloodrayne
10-20-2008, 05:45 PM
i wish i could say the same on both accounts.
so far i'm averaging 2 out of 3 movies each time
I'm not telling my average in this one:o
Manos was terrible...For real...Even for me
The_Return
10-20-2008, 05:51 PM
Yay!! I missed the actual match, but I'm super glad that Jigsaw made it to the next round. Easily the most god-awful piece of trash I've ever suffered through.
American Psych 2 - even though I haven't seen it, I think it falls into the "Most Pointless Sequel Ever" category. Just...why?
cactus
10-20-2008, 06:44 PM
American Psycho 2
Despare
10-20-2008, 06:48 PM
Manos was terrible...For real...Even for me
Thanks to MST3K I can't hate Manos that much.
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10-20-2008, 07:28 PM
American Psycho 2 scores a whopping 13 rotten eggs, Resident Evil: Apocalypse gets 2 tomatoes, while Manos: The Hands of Fate gets 1 rotten tomato.
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10-20-2008, 07:34 PM
Round 1 Match 16
The first one was terrible, but many tolerated it...and then, they had to make another...more merciless, more shameless one...ugh!!
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At least the first one had some sort of effects to ease the pain...this one had em in bunches, and in mating season even!!
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Argh...to call this movie names would be like making a new dictionary for expletive words alone...
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Doc Faustus
10-20-2008, 07:39 PM
Stupid Scary Movie 2! I want my...Saturday free gallery rental at Movie Gallery in Punxsutawney, PA back. It should speak volumes that my Saturday free gallery rental felt squandered.
The Flayed One
10-20-2008, 07:45 PM
Scary Movie 2
Festered
10-20-2008, 07:54 PM
Scary Movie 2
Despare
10-20-2008, 07:56 PM
Scary Movie 2
I can't believe I went to the theater to see this, I liked 3 better!
Bub the Zombie
10-20-2008, 08:32 PM
Scary Movie 2
fortunato
10-20-2008, 09:38 PM
puke bomb: scary movie 2
AUSTIN316426808
10-20-2008, 10:31 PM
Fever Lake
Disease
10-20-2008, 10:53 PM
Fever Lake.......
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10-20-2008, 10:59 PM
Scary Movie 2 scores a quick run to 6 rotten eggs, Fever Lake gets 2 fetid tomatoes chucked at it, while Anacondas get plenty of love!!
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10-20-2008, 11:07 PM
Round 1 Match 17
Just who the hell was this supposed to scare? The fleas living in the theater seats? Pshaw...stinking junk...
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Pop this in, watch the first 15 minutes, and then get your brain checked for cellular degenerative damage, then go sue the filmmakers...
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The scariest movie of all time has a sequel...sadly, its neither scary in the least, nor is it tolerable...a cinematic blasphemy...
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AUSTIN316426808
10-20-2008, 11:13 PM
Exorcist II
The Mothman
10-20-2008, 11:35 PM
wtf no votes for the god awful Hunt For The Blood Orchid?
Bats
roshiq
10-20-2008, 11:39 PM
Definitely I'll go with the dreadful sequel of all time greatest horror but the funny thing is "mistakenly" sometimes I read the title as EXORCIST 2: HATE IT!:D
ManchestrMorgue
10-21-2008, 02:49 AM
Bats .
The_Return
10-21-2008, 05:42 AM
Sweet - another match where I'm not familiar with any of the players :)
I'll go with $lasher$, because of that ridiculous way that they usually spell the title.
Papillon Noir
10-21-2008, 05:51 AM
Exorcist II
Bub the Zombie
10-21-2008, 06:04 AM
Exorcist II
Doc Faustus
10-21-2008, 06:27 AM
Slashers looks even worse than Exorcist 2. I'll go with that one.
Kane_Hodder
10-21-2008, 06:36 AM
The Exorcist II.
I fell asleep after 20 minutes into the film.
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10-21-2008, 07:21 AM
Exorcist II: The Heretic scores the most hate with 5 rotten eggs, while Bats and $lasher$ get 2-2 putrid tomatoes each chucked at them.
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10-21-2008, 07:27 AM
Round 1 Match 18
Newb liked this one...unfortunately for the makers, the rest of the world didnt...unforgivable piece of trash which crashed down an uber-cool comic book hero...
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And if you thought the above one was a pathetic adaptation, I guess you haven't seen this one...the lamest POS adaptation yet...
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This video game adaptation is no better, especially if they are made by one of the most notorious filmmakers who is hellbent on destroying the genre...just ask our resident lovable Mod who changed her name after the movie released...
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Festered
10-21-2008, 07:29 AM
BloodRayne, inept in every way, including it's supporting cast.
Doc Faustus
10-21-2008, 07:46 AM
I'm going to go with Spawn. A pulsing, loud, stupid lavalamp of a movie. I found Bloodrayne pretty fun, perhaps because I'm unfamiliar with the games. Meatloaf was cool, Ben Kingsley was there, Geraldine Chaplin was a fortune teller and Michael Madsen had hockeyhair and a greatsword. Not awful.
urgeok2
10-21-2008, 07:52 AM
hmmm spawn or bloodrayne ?
bloodrayne had some pretty stupid stuff in it ...
but i'm gonna go with spawn ... largely due to the god awful hell sequences animation. looked like 1st generation CGI.
plus - i paid to see it in the theatre - that always gets the edge - when it costs me money
The Flayed One
10-21-2008, 07:53 AM
I actually didn't mind Ghost Rider, believe it or not.
Haven't seen BloodRayne, so Spawn gets the egg.
ferretchucker
10-21-2008, 08:13 AM
Spawn - I thought it was boring but not terrible
Ghost Rider - Worst Marvel Adaptation...EVER! Even worse than the 1978 Dr. Strange.
BloodRayne - UTTER SHITE!
Bloodrayne gets it.
jenna26
10-21-2008, 08:24 AM
I kind of like Spawn, but that's my dad's fault. I hated it the first time I saw it, but for some reason, he loves that movie.....and he wore me down....LOL...:p Ghost Rider, well, I didn't hate it, even though yes, its pretty bad.
I haven't seen Bloodrayne, but from what I have heard I have stayed away, and that says something (as I will watch just about anything) so it gets my vote.
urgeok2
10-21-2008, 08:25 AM
I actually didn't mind Ghost Rider, believe it or not.
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i dont mind it - i was just very disappointed at the missed potential .. as most people were.
The Flayed One
10-21-2008, 08:59 AM
i dont mind it - i was just very disappointed at the missed potential .. as most people were.
There was definitely a lot of missed potential. I really never read GR comics though, so Spawn hurt my feelings more.
urgeok2
10-21-2008, 09:08 AM
i find that if my kid digs something - i can like it a little more because it doesnt seem like a waste then.
with the exception of madagascar, shrek 3, ice age 2, and that fucking fish movie Will Smith was in.
he liked them - but they were garbage movies
The Flayed One
10-21-2008, 09:13 AM
i find that if my kid digs something - i can like it a little more because it doesnt seem like a waste then.
with the exception of madagascar, shrek 3, ice age 2, and that fucking fish movie Will Smith was in.
he liked them - but they were garbage movies
I still haven't seen Shrek the 3rd. Funny thing is, I hated the first one, but I loved the second one. I find Mike Myers to be obnoxious for the most part.
nightmare_of _death
10-21-2008, 10:05 AM
Ghost Rider
bloodrayne
10-21-2008, 10:58 AM
changed her name after the movie released...
Yet, now I'm stuck on this accursed account because of the stupid spambots...At least they're easier to get rid of than Boll is...
I found Bloodrayne pretty fun, perhaps because I'm unfamiliar with the games.
Uwe is obviously unfamiliar with the games, too...The movie wouldn't have been AS bad if the movie and main character had a different name...This was NOT BloodRayne and it was NOTHING like her...If you're going to make a movie based on a game, and you can't be bothered to PLAY the game or find out ANYTHING about the character or the storyline, at LEAST read the back of the damned game box.
I was extremely excited when I heard about the movie being made...I thought that at the very least the main character would be LIKE BloodRayne even if the storyline didn't follow the game...The anticipation made the disappointment SO much worse
BloodRayne, inept in every way, including it's supporting cast.
Agreed...It was absolutely horrible
I LOVE Spawn, and I have no positive or negative opinions about Ghost Rider
Bloodrayne, on the otherhand, flat pisses me off
AUSTIN316426808
10-21-2008, 10:59 AM
Bloodrayne
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10-21-2008, 11:05 AM
Bloodrayne wins the hate contest with 5 rotten eggs, Spawn scores 3 putrid tomatoes, while Ghost Rider picks up one smelly and decayed oyster.
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10-21-2008, 11:11 AM
Round 1 Match 19
With such a stupid name and an equally stupid premise, how did the makers even dream of making this pile of rubbish is beyond rational comprehension...
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The first one was mindly amusing and bordered on tolerable, and the second...a hopeless piece of cheap trash...
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There comes very few moments in life when one ACTUALLY tears his/her hair out in sheer frustration, anger and complete annoyance while watching a particular movie...and, ladies and gents, it is THIS one...
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Festered
10-21-2008, 11:13 AM
Teen Wolf Too(why'd they even make the original)
hammerfan
10-21-2008, 11:13 AM
*sigh* Again, I haven't seen all of these. In fact, I haven't seen ANY of them.
AUSTIN316426808
10-21-2008, 11:14 AM
Teen Wolf Too
urgeok2
10-21-2008, 11:15 AM
teen wolf two
The Flayed One
10-21-2008, 11:18 AM
Teen Wolf was a joke in the first place.
Bud the C.H.U.D. is amusingly bad.
Halloween: Resurrection re-raped a beloved horror franchise after H20 eased the pain a bit.
Resurrection.
bloodrayne
10-21-2008, 11:18 AM
Teen Wolf 2...That was easy
I like the other 2 movies (although CHUD 2 wasn't comparable to the original at all, and it was admittedly kinda 'bad'...I really liked Bud the CHUD) :)
Honestly, they could do anything with Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, Child's Play, Children Of The Corn and Friday The Thirteenth, and I'd not only WATCH it, but I'd BUY it, too...As I have done up to this point.
jenna26
10-21-2008, 11:21 AM
Halloween Resurrection
fortunato
10-21-2008, 11:23 AM
Teen Wolf was a joke in the first place.
Bud the C.H.U.D. is amusingly bad.
Halloween: Resurrection re-raped a beloved horror franchise after H20 eased the pain a bit.
Resurrection.
haha, yeah. i'll go with the same.
resurrection.
Papillon Noir
10-21-2008, 11:37 AM
Halloween Resurrection
Geddy
10-21-2008, 04:21 PM
Halloween Resurrection
Ditto......
Doc Faustus
10-21-2008, 04:25 PM
Teen Wolf Too.
Despare
10-21-2008, 04:55 PM
Teen Wolf 2
Elvis_Christ
10-21-2008, 05:43 PM
I love C.H.U.D II
Halloween Resurrection was utter shit after the cool opening sequence so that gets my vote.
illdojo
10-21-2008, 05:48 PM
2 words....Busta Rhymes. :rolleyes:
Resurrection
The_Return
10-21-2008, 07:02 PM
2 words....Busta Rhymes. :rolleyes:
Resurrection
Allow me to add to that: Busta Rhymes doing Kung-Fu.
:rolleyes:
cactus
10-21-2008, 07:02 PM
Teen Wolf Too
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10-21-2008, 07:46 PM
Halloween: Resurrection wins a closely contested hate battle with 8 rotten eggs, Teen Wolf Too scores 7 rotten tomatoes, while C.H.U.D. II gets plenty of love!
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10-21-2008, 07:52 PM
Round 1 Match 20
You have to admit, the first one was more than decent...but then whaddayaknow, they just HAD to make another "money-spinning" turkey...
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Very few cinematic "disasterpieces" fit the definition of "awfully bad" in every sense of the words...this is one of em...
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If you were scared of the legend as a child, watch this movie...not only will you laugh at your deepest fears, but also get a real annoying headache too...
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neverending
10-21-2008, 07:55 PM
Boogeyman.
The Flayed One
10-21-2008, 08:03 PM
Boogeyman .
fortunato
10-21-2008, 08:17 PM
Boogeyman, ultraturd.
illdojo
10-21-2008, 09:01 PM
Boogeyman, ultraturd.
Ditto....great description, Fort.
ManchestrMorgue
10-21-2008, 10:09 PM
Boogerman .
roshiq
10-22-2008, 01:10 AM
Hobgoblins
Geddy
10-22-2008, 02:02 AM
Boogeyman.
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10-22-2008, 04:19 AM
Boogeyman gets all the hate with 6 rotten eggs, Hobgoblins score 1 putrid tomato, while The Grudge 2 gets plenty of love!
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10-22-2008, 04:26 AM
Round 1 Match 21
There were great adaptations, then good adaptations, then semi-decent adaptations...and then this god-awful piece of shit adaptation...
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To even think that this steaming pile of turd actually spawned a few sequels simply boggles the mind...
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Disappointed? You should be...coming on the heels of an absolute 80s rocker of a movie, this sequel had ample doses of stupidity and eye-rolling sequences in equal measure...
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51D4AZXTZXL._SS500_.jpg
AUSTIN316426808
10-22-2008, 04:56 AM
Dark Harvest
Bub the Zombie
10-22-2008, 04:59 AM
Howling II
The_Return
10-22-2008, 05:38 AM
Hahaha...Dark Harvest for sure.
The asks were literally falling off the bad guys faces:D
Papillon Noir
10-22-2008, 06:00 AM
I feel that Island of Dr. Moreau should get at least one vote for butchering such a great story.
bloodrayne
10-22-2008, 06:12 AM
Dark Harvest 2 made Dark Harvest look like a brilliant masterpiece by comparison
We watched about 15 minutes of it, then we fastforwarded it the rest of the way because it was moving WAY too slow...And, even though we couldn't hear any dialogue or sound this way, it didn't change anything...
Guy in a cornfield, trying to find his 2 daughters...He kept having visions of the guy who owned the cornfield killing his own 2 daughters...The dad and the daughters had seen the ghosts of the 2 dead girls who were looking for a lost locket...The guy found his daughters in the end, and hit the killer over the head with a pipe, the same pipe that the killer had just hit the dad's wife in the head with...She lived...
Yes...That was the ENTIRE movie...Over an hour of just walking through a cornfield, yelling for his daughters...
AND...It looks like someone filmed the entire thing with their camcorder, trying out all the features...zoom...picture in picture...fade...wipe...It's completely stupid...
I have seen some incredibly shitty movies (Killjoy, Demons At The Door, Dark Town, One Of Them, etcetera)...But, this one beat them ALL...by FAR...
I'm going with Dark Harvest, because even though I thought the original wasn't too bad, I like the other 2 movies in this round slightly better...And I think I'll smack Dark Harvest just for having a sequel that turned out to be THE worst movie in the history of movies
Dark Harvest 2 should have won this entire contest, but it isn't even in here :p
Doc Faustus
10-22-2008, 06:37 AM
I'm going to go with Dark Harvest. Howling 2 has a lot of solid camp value and Dr. Moreau has Stan Winston creatures and a Fairuza Balk being very alluring.
ferretchucker
10-22-2008, 07:33 AM
Howling 2!
jenna26
10-22-2008, 08:12 AM
Dark Harvest 2 made Dark Harvest look like a brilliant masterpiece by comparison
Pretty much, yeah.....;) Possibly the most boring movie I have ever seen.
Dark Harvest, I suppose.
_____V_____
10-22-2008, 10:26 AM
Dark Harvest scores the most hate with 5 rotten eggs, Howling II gets 2 putrid tomatoes splotched on it, while The Island of Dr Moreau (90s version) gets 1 rotten egg.
_____V_____
10-22-2008, 10:31 AM
Round 1 Match 22
As if the already limping franchise needed this sack of shit as a sequel...a movie which pretty much killed an entire generation of icon-lovers...
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51YXQ2QWDEL._SS500_.jpg
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A dull, pointless and utterly shoddy remake which basically raped the original's premise and effectiveness...ugh...
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/515H9KAQ8HL._SS500_.jpg
vs.
And they thought this one would make people in theaters scream in fright...the only people left screaming in the end, were the ones asking their money back...
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5160W09SM3L._SS500_.jpg
neverending
10-22-2008, 10:32 AM
The Omen remake.
The Omen remake.
I'll agree...totally unnecessary and totally miscast..
GorePhobia
10-22-2008, 10:37 AM
The Omen remake.
urgeok2
10-22-2008, 10:39 AM
the omen ..
i'm suprised they didnt just use all 18 year olds
Doc Faustus
10-22-2008, 11:21 AM
The Omen remake. Redundant, dull and worthless. At least Darkness Falls was a new movie.
Festered
10-22-2008, 11:27 AM
Jason goes to Hell
bloodrayne
10-22-2008, 11:28 AM
I like these :o
Don't shoot me, or at least aim for the feet
But, to pick the one I would choose to watch least often, I would go with
Jason Goes To Hell...(although, Jason Takes Manhattan was much, MUCH worse)
illdojo
10-22-2008, 11:37 AM
The Omen Remake for sure. Basically a frame by frame copy. :rolleyes:
Papillon Noir
10-22-2008, 12:06 PM
Jason Goes to Hell (so boring!)
_____V_____
10-22-2008, 12:09 PM
The Omen remake gets the most hate with 6 rotten eggs, Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday gets 3 rotting tomatoes, while Darkness Falls gets plenty of love!!
_____V_____
10-22-2008, 12:16 PM
Round 1 Match 23
While the original was hailed as a controversial yet decent cult classic, the sequel failed like a punctured tyre with several holes...awful, awful, awful...
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51SNMS60YGL._SS500_.jpg
(Part 2 of course, for lack of a separate pic)
vs.
Yet another sequel which tried to cash in on the original's success, this one had loads of testosterone and gay implications...and a huge pile of trash for script...
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51enwIuz9TL._SS500_.jpg
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Poor Nicholas Cage must have seriously contemplated suicide after being a part of this one...as for the watching audience, genocide seemed the easiest way out, and the best option...
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51PESFjXjHL._SS500_.jpg
bloodrayne
10-22-2008, 12:18 PM
Silent Night, Deadly Night 2...It was completely unnecessary
And I REALLY like Jeepers Creepers 2 and the Wicker Man remake (I liked the remake better than the original:o)
Festered
10-22-2008, 12:18 PM
Gotta say Wicker Man, unnecessary remake. I kinda liked JC2.
illdojo
10-22-2008, 12:23 PM
As much as I hate both Jeepers Creepers flix.
I gotta go with The Wicker Man Remake...What a fuckin' mess. :rolleyes:
neverending
10-22-2008, 12:28 PM
I gotta go with The Wicker Man Remake...What a fuckin' mess. :rolleyes:
Exactly....
fortunato
10-22-2008, 12:38 PM
wicker man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo
AUSTIN316426808
10-22-2008, 01:01 PM
The Wicker Man
jenna26
10-22-2008, 01:11 PM
I gotta go with The Wicker Man Remake...What a fuckin' mess. :rolleyes:
Yep........;)
_____V_____
10-22-2008, 01:20 PM
The Wicker Man remake gets a surge of hate with 7 rotten eggs, Silent Night Deadly Night 2 picks up one putrid tomato, while Jeepers Creepers 2 gets plenty of love and affection!
GorePhobia
10-22-2008, 01:25 PM
The Wicker Man remake.
_____V_____
10-22-2008, 01:29 PM
Round 1 Match 24
Everyone knows I hate this franchise with a passion, more so that idiotic and stupid green character...quite possibly, this is the worst god-forsaken POS in that shitty franchise...
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41EWnFG7YFL._SS500_.jpg
vs.
This one is a living example of how horribly absurd filmmakers can become when making a movie...stinking piece of rotten garbage...
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51S501AD1AL._SS500_.jpg
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Just when you thought you had seen the WORST of the worst flicks, out comes this sequel...mind-numbing, coma-inducing, battering-ram of a viewing experience...and you thought the original was a stinker...
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51HS9RFTRJL._SS500_.jpg
bloodrayne
10-22-2008, 01:32 PM
Leprechaun in the Hood...Dear God...What on EARTH were they thinking?
jenna26
10-22-2008, 01:34 PM
Leprechaun in the Hood...Dear God...What on EARTH were they thinking?
Yep, its pretty awful, and it gets my vote as well.
Doc Faustus
10-22-2008, 01:41 PM
Leprechaun in the Hood.
fortunato
10-22-2008, 01:45 PM
Haha, well. I think that Troll 2 is absolutely rotten, but it's so much fun. I actually saw it at the Music Box Theatre in Chicago with some of the actors there.
Leprechaun in the Hood will probably take this, so I'll vote for Feardotcom just so no one thinks it's innocent.
Festered
10-22-2008, 01:49 PM
wicker man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo
They were actually able to find 2 minutes of best scenes in it? That's perseverance. Although, I must admit, I wouldn't mind doing that to Cage.
Oh yea Lepruchy in da hud!:D
illdojo
10-22-2008, 01:52 PM
Leprechaun in the Hood...Dear God...What on EARTH were they thinking?
Fuckin' A!!!
pinkfloyd45769
10-22-2008, 01:54 PM
Leprechaun in the Hood
AUSTIN316426808
10-22-2008, 02:22 PM
Troll 2
....
Psycom5k
10-22-2008, 02:35 PM
Fuckin' A!!!
Fuck a B, its got more holes, and its less pointy. Leprechaun in the Hood.
cactus
10-22-2008, 07:03 PM
Leprechaun in the Hood
Despare
10-22-2008, 07:07 PM
Leprechaun in the Hood
I agree wholeheartedly.
_____V_____
10-22-2008, 09:03 PM
Leprechaun in the Hood scores the most hate by getting splotched with 9 rotten eggs, while Troll 2 and Feardotcom share 1-1 decayed tomato each.
_____V_____
10-22-2008, 09:10 PM
Round 1 Match 25
Arguably, the most boring, pointless, annoying and confusing "slasher" ever made...
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51A4CV0P0JL._SS500_.jpg
vs.
To even think about calling this one "goofy and mindless fun", would be insulting the words "goofy" and "mindless"...
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/513A5F684AL._SS500_.jpg
vs.
Yet another dull and shitty remake of an Asian spookfest which made audiences cry in sheer exasperation...
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TLy8R93dL._SS500_.jpg
Festered
10-22-2008, 09:12 PM
One missed call
fortunato
10-22-2008, 09:13 PM
Wow, three pretty much equal duds.
I guess I'll go with One Missed Call.
The Flayed One
10-22-2008, 10:27 PM
One Missed Call
Bub the Zombie
10-22-2008, 10:34 PM
One Missed Call remake
Elvis_Christ
10-22-2008, 11:04 PM
One Missed Call
ManchestrMorgue
10-22-2008, 11:07 PM
One Missed Call
roshiq
10-23-2008, 12:18 AM
..what everyone^^ said so far.
_____V_____
10-23-2008, 02:03 AM
One Missed Call remake gets the most hate and scores 7 rotten eggs in a jiffy, while Tail Sting and Urban Legends: Final Cut get plenty of love!!
_____V_____
10-23-2008, 02:13 AM
Round 1 Match 26
Even the loyalist fans of the author whose book has been adapted into this flick, will chuck brickbats at this bloated, flashy and totally idiotic mess...
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51GNTY5G4PL._SS500_.jpg
vs.
If you think the title and the cover look interesting, you are wrong...very wrong...DEAD wrong...this is one flick which makes smelly trash look like a gem...
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61u%2BsG6azSL._SS500_.jpg
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There are surely better ways to flush a franchise down the toilet...if only the makers figured out a way of doing exactly that...
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51WD9TJ25EL._SS500_.jpg
ManchestrMorgue
10-23-2008, 02:32 AM
Queen of the Damned
roshiq
10-23-2008, 02:35 AM
Zombie Blood bath
Kane_Hodder
10-23-2008, 05:14 AM
Amityville 3D.
Bogus and rubbish.
pinkfloyd45769
10-23-2008, 05:19 AM
Amityville 3D.
Bogus and rubbish.
I agree,i have never seen the Zombie one ,and if i did i would probably like it:DI have seen Queen of the Damned,i just can't remember much about it.So its Amityville 3D for me:)
Papillon Noir
10-23-2008, 05:40 AM
Zombie Blood Bath
(I like Queen of the Damned :o )
bloodrayne
10-23-2008, 05:45 AM
Is Zombie Blood Bath made by the same people as Demons At The Door?...It REALLY looks like it...Cool soundtrack, shitty movie, rubber costumes...UGH
I'm going with that one...If for no other reason than it REMINDS me of Demons At The Door...Guilt by association :p
Despare
10-23-2008, 05:49 AM
Zombie Blood Bath
(I like Queen of the Damned :o )
Exactly the same.
Doc Faustus
10-23-2008, 06:41 AM
Queen of the Damned.
Festered
10-23-2008, 07:04 AM
Queen of the Damned
ferretchucker
10-23-2008, 08:15 AM
Queen of the Damned
jenna26
10-23-2008, 08:39 AM
Zombie Blood Bath
(I like Queen of the Damned :o )
Same here. :)
GorePhobia
10-23-2008, 11:19 AM
Zombie Blood Bath
fortunato
10-23-2008, 03:17 PM
Ugh, I gotta go with Queen of the Damned.
Took itself waaaay too seriously.
Psycom5k
10-23-2008, 04:00 PM
Queen of the Damned, because they had such good material to work with and ruined it.
Geddy
10-23-2008, 04:01 PM
Queen Of The Damned.
The Flayed One
10-23-2008, 07:15 PM
Queen of the Damned.
The Mothman
10-23-2008, 07:46 PM
Zombie blood bath.
GOD DAMN that was bad. why the fuck would Todd Sheets make 2 sequels?
Doc Faustus
10-23-2008, 07:53 PM
Damn. I didn't know Zombie Blood Bath was Todd Sheets. Who DO I hate more? Stuck in an elevator...gun with one bullet....shoot Anne Rice and frame Todd Sheets. Wait...ask Todd Sheets to stand directly in front of Anne Rice so I can see which one is taller than shoot Rice in the back of the head point blank...argghhh! Guess it's Anne Rice. I'll stick with my vote then.
Bub the Zombie
10-23-2008, 09:26 PM
Queen of the Damned
_____V_____
10-23-2008, 09:41 PM
Queen of the Damned gets the most rotten eggs with 10, Zombie Blood Bath gets 7 rotten tomatoes, while Amityville 3D scores 2 putrid tomatoes.
_____V_____
10-23-2008, 09:45 PM
Round 1 Match 27
To give a description to this one would be an insult to descriptions...
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51E0N6KQ31L._SS500_.jpg
vs.
Nobody in the wildest dreams would have imagined a DeNiro flick in this tourney...but yeah this sack of crap is the worst he has done...
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Q476B6GDL._SS500_.jpg
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CGI effects apart, what were the makers thinking when they re-hashed the classics and put them in the grinder to make this steaming pile of bullshit...
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TZF41RMYL._SS500_.jpg
Keep em coming till I am online next to call this...
The Mothman
10-23-2008, 09:46 PM
Hide and Seek, what a waste of Deniro's talents.
Festered
10-23-2008, 09:46 PM
Van Helsing, easily.
neverending
10-23-2008, 09:48 PM
Van Helsing.
The Flayed One
10-23-2008, 09:51 PM
Hide and Seek. What a travesty.
AUSTIN316426808
10-23-2008, 09:52 PM
Hide and Seek
Bub the Zombie
10-23-2008, 09:55 PM
Hide and Seek
hammerfan
10-24-2008, 04:36 AM
You all obviously haven't seen 13th Child: Legend of the Jersey Devil!
That gets my vote
Despare
10-24-2008, 07:29 AM
13 Child
pinkfloyd45769
10-24-2008, 07:34 AM
13 child,i liked both of the other ones...
ferretchucker
10-24-2008, 07:40 AM
13th child.
The_Return
10-24-2008, 07:44 AM
Hide and Seek - haven't seen it, but I guessed the twist ending from the damn trailers.
As for Van Helsing...fuck you, I liked it. It's pretty dumb and doubtlessly an insult to every character involved, but for just a flashy, mindless action flick it entertained the hell out of me. A guilty pleasure that I'm not even slightly ashamed to defend.
Despare
10-24-2008, 07:47 AM
Hide and Seek - haven't seen it, but I guessed the twist ending from the damn trailers.
As for Van Helsing...fuck you, I liked it. It's pretty dumb and doubtlessly an insult to every character involved, but for just a flashy, mindless action flick it entertained the hell out of me. A guilty pleasure that I'm not even slightly ashamed to defend.
Haha, there are two movies that get a LOT of shit in the same action/creature vein, Van Helsing and League of Extraordinary Gentleman. I like them both. :D
The_Return
10-24-2008, 07:50 AM
Haha, there are two movies that get a LOT of shit in the same action/creature vein, Van Helsing and League of Extraordinary Gentleman. I like them both. :D
Same here man...actually, I'd consider LXG among my all-time favourites. When it first came out it was my favourite movie for a long time.
I've since read one of the original graphic novels...I can see why people were pissed at the movie because it's NOTHING like the source material. Still...I loved it.
jenna26
10-24-2008, 08:17 AM
Van Helsing
Doc Faustus
10-24-2008, 09:42 AM
I'll go with 13th Child.
bloodrayne
10-24-2008, 09:43 AM
I'll go with 13th Child.
Same here....
Eat Horror
10-24-2008, 09:44 AM
Van Helsing
fortunato
10-24-2008, 10:19 AM
13th child...
GorePhobia
10-24-2008, 12:29 PM
The 13th Child.
Geddy
10-24-2008, 01:50 PM
Hide And Seek.
Painfulldeath
10-24-2008, 02:05 PM
The 13th Child
illdojo
10-24-2008, 03:11 PM
13th child...
Ditto.........................
roshiq
10-24-2008, 11:01 PM
The 13th Child
CrimsonFiend138
10-25-2008, 05:13 PM
TROLL 2!! I loved Troll 2 since I was little. There's alot worse than that but if you haven't seen it check it out.
Disease
10-25-2008, 07:50 PM
Van Helsing..........
Psycom5k
10-25-2008, 07:59 PM
TROLL 2!! I loved Troll 2 since I was little. There's alot worse than that but if you haven't seen it check it out.
Wtf?
And The 13th Child
ManchestrMorgue
10-25-2008, 08:54 PM
Van Helsing
chaibill
10-26-2008, 07:48 AM
Army of the dead not sure if it's evan horror is so bad
Freak
10-26-2008, 12:14 PM
Hide and Seek
Bub the Zombie
10-28-2008, 08:50 PM
B..u..m..p
The_Return
10-29-2008, 03:28 AM
B..u..m..p
Pretty sure __V__ is finally taking that vacation he keeps talking about....
Shame for the tourney, but he deserves it for sure. Especially with the epic-ness that he and Flayed are plotting for the end of the month!
neverending
10-29-2008, 07:00 AM
V is returning soon.....
_____V_____
10-30-2008, 04:03 PM
Yessir I am backkkk!
13th Child: Legend of the Jersey Devil scores the most hate by getting 12 rotten eggs, Van Helsing gets 7 rotten tomatoes, while Van Helsing scores 6 pretty putrid cheeseburgers.
_____V_____
10-30-2008, 04:10 PM
Round 1 Match 28
To call this flick a travesty would be an insult to all travesties in the world...
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/2b/da/b619225b9da0f9128ad63110.L.jpg
vs.
Separately, they were kickass...and when the studio put em together, unfortunately they hit the meat-grinder in no time...what a mess!
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61EPPE0MY1L._SS500_.jpg
vs.
Now, this is ONE reason why people HATE franchises...after a plethora of semi-decent sequels, they make this HUGE steaming pile of turd! :mad:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TWWGTcNgL._SS500_.jpg
pinkfloyd45769
10-30-2008, 04:15 PM
I'm going with Shriek,i thought TCM was funny:) AVP i have never watched,i hate Predator!
Festered
10-30-2008, 04:36 PM
AVP, easily the worst of the 3 on budget alone.
illdojo
10-30-2008, 07:01 PM
I absolutely loath TCM4....What a steaming turd. :rolleyes:
The Flayed One
10-30-2008, 08:03 PM
When Predators start sledding, my world has ended.
AVP.
Freak
10-30-2008, 11:55 PM
TCM The Next Generation
AUSTIN316426808
10-31-2008, 01:18 AM
I absolutely loath TCM4....What a steaming turd. :rolleyes:
I utterly agree.