Monsturd...

[avenger00soul]

Oh man, check this out:

"Escaped serial killer Jack Schmidt is on the run from the police and FBI after escaping from jail. They corner him and gun him down in a sewer tunnel, where he falls into a pool of chemicals dumped by the company who created it, Dutech. The combination of feces and this chemical transforms him into a half human, half feces creature, who goes on a killing rampage. And it's up to a group of local law enforcers to stop him."

[Dr.Kelvinstein]

Oh shit!--pun intended. I guess this is what happens when people get tired of the old boy-meets-girl plot.

[avenger00soul]

I got a kick out of the plot synopsis. Could be a classic.....

[moonsorrow]

why do i have a feeling that the people who are making this have some influences from jack frost?
jesus shit... what are people smoking when they come up with this?

[avenger00soul]

Originally posted by moonsorrow
jesus shit... what are people smoking when they come up with this?

The...Really...good...shit.

Apparently they have the same good weed in Texas. Did you read the Jaws 5 thread?

[moonsorrow]

nope, but if you recomend il have a look see

[D'Lo]

Oh my God! I just saw the trailer! That movie looks horrible, but horrible in a funny way! When I saw the turdmonster in the trailer, I just laughed out loud! There's even a guy beating up a doll for some unknown reason! Check the trailer out at:

http://www.4321films.com/monsturd/

You can even download the theme song of the movie called 'Ballad of the Monsturd'.

[moonsorrow]

i realy hope this movie is made with the intetnion of making crowds of ironic horror fans laugh...

[avenger00soul]

Thank you D'Lo!! That was god-awfully funny. Hope the video store gets this one. Gonna check out the theme song too.:)

[avenger00soul]

The Ballad of Monsturd. That was one of the funniest goddamn things I've ever heard.

"Don't get caught with your pants down.

[D'Lo]

Originally posted by avenger00soul
Thank you D'Lo!! That was god-awfully funny. Hope the video store gets this one. Gonna check out the theme song too.:)

Just heard it and it features some funny lyrics!

"I'm here to warn you, though It must seem absurd, to be aware of a giant monsturd. When the shit goes down, he may be in your town. Don't get caught with your pants down..."

No further explanation needed...

[D'Lo]

Originally posted by avenger00soul
The Ballad of Monsturd. That was one of the funniest goddamn things I've ever heard.

"Don't get caught with your pants down.

Indeed! You took the words outta my mouth, hilarious stuff!

[crazy clown]

that may be the worst horror movie that i've ever herd of. thank you avebnger for posting this thread.

[bloodygurl02]

my friend mantioned he saw tis movie and said it was terrible in a good way. he also said he loves it cuz its a scary movie about a piece of shit. at least the title is very fitting to movie

[Ultimamk]

That is some crazy shit right there.

[nightbreed]

you gotta be shittin me :rolleyes:

[Rick Popko]

Re: I realy hope this movie is made with the intetnion of making crowds of ironic horror fans laugh...

Yes it was, but we were very careful not to make the movie an obvious comedy. Monsturd is not a "Troma" movie. Monsturd was made totally deadpan, ala Spinal Tap. The humor comes from the fact that everyone is taking themselves and the subject matter totally seriously. We also loaded the movie with a bunch of non sequitors (as one poster above pointed out with the dummy beating shot). So far, the people who "get" the movie think it's really funny (read the review for it on www.aintitcoolnews.com). People who think we were making a "serious" horror film and didn't get the joke, think it's the worst movie ever made. You can see the movie for yourself now. We're currently on NetFlix (if you'd like to rent it), and you can purchase a copy from Amazon.com. We're currently working on the movie's sequel now entitled RetarDEAD. If anyone has any questions about the movie after they've checked it out, you're welcome to email me ([email protected] -- take out the NOSPAM before you send. Take care.
Rick Popko
Co-creator of Monsturd

[Killer Clown#1]

Watched the trailer, looks like shit

[crazy clown]

heres the dvd box cover
looks pretty crappy to me.

[Sick_As_Fuck]

Hahaha!

[massacre man]

it would not be very good if he fell into a pool of diharea (i have no idea how to spell it)




i am the sole survivor of monsturd i killed it with a plunger but he took the toilet and killed my sister she just appeared as a nut in the turd

[Vodstok]

Aww shit, some turds will make any crap these days....What kind of shit is this that people will spew this diarhea from their asshole.... It should be flushed....Anway, i'll scat so i dont stink up the place with my verbal runs.

hehe, i was inspired.

[moonsorrow]

ok i actualy laughed at that one...keep it up