Livin' it HDC (The Horror.Com Soap)

[ferretchucker]

Okay, my film wasn't an ultimate sucess but I thought it was okay, but now I think a soap would be a good idea. So, any ideas for storylnes and does anyone want to be in it?

[Zero]

three words: hot monkey sex

[newb]

three words: hot monkey sex

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ok................................................ .......


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[ferretchucker]

okay, thats one storyline! MORE! MORE!

[The Mothman]

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[Dante'sInferno]

I shall be teh big bodyguard called Bobba Fett.







BOBBA FETT BITCH!

[crabapple]

That caped soap man thingie is really SCARY! God, can you imagine?

[novakru]

I'd like to be married to the head surgeon but having sordid affairs with the orderly and that one male nurse:cool:









...Oh and the male nurse and orderly find out they have the same mother.








...And it turns out that their mother was my nanny when I was growing up.








...Oh and Aliens have to come into play at some point.













And demon possession...don't forget demon possession!

[jenna26]

I'd like to be married to the head surgeon but having sordid affairs with the orderly and that one male nurse:cool:









...Oh and the male nurse and orderly find out they have the same mother.








...And it turns out that their mother was my nanny when I was growing up.








...Oh and Aliens have to come into play at some point.













And demon possession...don't forget demon possession!


LOL......:p You know why I am laughing? Because I actually did watch General Hospital at one time.....and my grandmother watched Days of Our Lives......still wondering who thought those storylines were a good idea. Its also a bit sad that I know about them.

But I will be in the soap.....the unattainable beauty.....since this is fantasy....:rolleyes: and I would like an evil twin....


:D

[crabapple]

And a ghost is haunting your house, but you don't know what it wants......YET

We'll find out a little ways down the road. All the damn thing is doing now is standing in the hallway and moaning.

[_____V_____]

Dont forget the poo-nuts!

It has to be shown in every episode to boost viewership!

[crabapple]

Well, either you have to show poo-nuts or you have to talk about it and make them THINK you're gonna show it. You gotta keep 'em coming back for more.

[phantomstranger]

Well...we've got to have an ancient sexy vampire showing up, maybe he can fool around with a hot sexy ghost and together they will build a hot sexy Frankenstein type of creature.


( I think I need to get out for some fresh air)

[crabapple]

UHHHHHH.....I don't know what to say to that.








Except....YES!!!!!

[ferretchucker]

Opening credits role. fade to a small outdoor wedding. Crabapple is waiting, fidgeting anxiously, he looks around nervously. The music starts up and the audience of people turn around. Bloodrayne, in a bright white dress, begins walking down the aisle with stepfather Ferretchucker at her side, winking at several women in the audience. finally, the pair reach the end and ferretchucker steps aside, making a call me sign at one of the bridesmaids. Roderick begins.

Rod: We are gathered here today to...

Bloodrayne: ***whispering*** Nothing can rui this day.

Crabapple: ***Whispering to himself*** I just hope she doesn't ruin it.

Flash to a storage room where somebody is moving around. They step in some oil then walk up to the window. The sniper rifle they're holding zooms in on Crabs head. Shoot back to the wedding.

Massacre Man: I should've been Best man, but no, Fucking XtRaVa gets the fucking part. Well that's fucking A.

Phalanx: Shhhh, they're getting to the good bit.

Rod: If anybody knows of any lawful reason why these two should not be wed in holy matromony, please speak now, or forever hold your peace.

AmericanManiac: I DO!

Several people gasp, Alkytrio666 faints.

AmericanManiac: That man isn't who he says he is! He is a Criminal!

Alkytrio Stands up.

Alky: yeh! He stole my money! He said he was investing it for me and I never saw it again.

Apparently, all the people who had some wrongdoing done to them by crab are confident enough to speak up

MassacreMan: He threatened to kill me three years ago when I caught him cheating on Bloodrayne!

MissMacabre: I was the one he was cheating on her with! Then he never saw me again!

Posher: I found him beating up my father! I only came here because of my friendship with Bloodrayne.

Dante'sInferno: I LOVE BLOODRAYNE! HE KNEW THAT AND HE STILL WENT FOR HER!

Ferretchucker: Even I hate him. I've tried telling her! Me and him were partners in buisness, then he made a board and got them to kick me out!

The screen splits in two (In a kind of 24 fashion). On half showing Dante throwing his chair at Crab, he other showing the bullet from th sniper being fired. Crabs head is knocked out of the way of the bullet, instead it shoots through the chair and into his back.

Bloodrayne: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Camera goes from above body, spinning out. roll in credits.


Thanks. Here's the weekly schedule. Tuesday, wednesday, friday and sunday.

Any suggestions for another storyline after Who shot CA?

[ferretchucker]

you lot should watch british soaps. a lot more believable. no evil twins, ghosts or stuff like that. Just murder and affair. watch eastenders for some real drama!

[crabapple]

Well, okay, you are now obliged to make me into a zombie monster. And I have to have some super-powers but there is some sort of enemy character who is trying to thwart me. Obviously I'm the main character now.

[ferretchucker]

so are you saying you like it?

[crabapple]

Aha! Well, we'll have to see where it goes from here, you know.

[newb]

Needs more "newb"





and "poo-nuts"

[Dante'sInferno]

Hehe.My character likes bloodrayne.:D

[ferretchucker]

yeh. I hope dustin doesn't see this thread.

[Zero]

three words: hot monkey sex

[Despare]

I want an evil twin, but then it turns out that my evil twin is just a twin because we're both evil! Then I kill my twin only to find out he was pregnant with Zero's monkey baby!

[Zero]

evil twin hot monkey sex - - - that's freakin gold!

[missmacabre]

evil twin hot monkey sex - - - that's freakin gold!Well apparently I am the skanky character so.. .I am in!


** I can not type apostropes because they keep ending up like this : È

[Zero]

Well apparently I am the skanky character so.. .I am in!


** I can not type apostropes because they keep ening up like this : È

hot evil twin skanky monkey sex WITHOUT apostrophes - - - hey, y'know this could be getting a little TOO crazy!

[missmacabre]

hot evil twin skanky monkey sex WITHOUT apostrophes - - - hey, y'know this could be getting a little TOO crazy!You could be right...

[Zero]

screw it - let's shoot the apostrphe scenes and then if the censors scream we'll stick it on the dvd as the 'version you've never seen'

[Doc Faustus]

Can I have the role of shady businessman who might be the devil or may just be a total jerk? I also want an evil twin. And possibly amnesia.

[novakru]

Brain tumors!
There's always room for brain tumors:)

[Miss Olivia]

And J-e-l-l-o!!!!

[crabapple]

Jello with a little....WHOOPAH!! on top.

Whoopah! Pah, pah!!

[ferretchucker]

who arranged the shooting of Crab? Who shot him? What is bloodrayne hiding about her past? find out this and more tommorow and this sunday!

[crabapple]

None of that is important, seriously. What is important is what superpowers the Crab Zombie has! And what he does with those powers!

[ferretchucker]

crab zombie doesn't exist. crab saw what happened. he knows who tried to kill him. crab ghost exists

[crabapple]

Okay, then, as far as I can see...

THIS STORY SUCKS

[phantomstranger]

And J-e-l-l-o!!!!




How about brain tumors MADE from Jello! (or Jello made from brain tumors)
Either way it's sick

[Despare]

Can I have the role of shady businessman who might be the devil or may just be a total jerk? I also want an evil twin. And possibly amnesia.

Two evil twins?? Madness I say...

[horrorobsessed]

awesome start...

i'm totally in (if it's okay with the director)



i could be the girl who falls in love with her brother, but doesn't know he's her brother. kinda like a luke and leia thing.

[ferretchucker]

A hospital is shown from the outside. An ambulance pulls up outside it and some paramedics take out a body on a stretcher. The stretche is wheeled in closely followed by Bloodrayne.

Bloodrayne: Can you save him? Please say yu can do something for him!

Paramedic: I'm sorry, you're going to have to wait outside. His body's gone into shock so we have to act fast.

Bloodrayne: I don't care how much it costs, just o something!

Meanwhile, back at Yuki's Bar on Readers Row...

Ferretchucker: I don't know why she went with him. Better left dead.

Posher and Dante nod in agreement.

Ferretchucker: Yuki! Put another one in there.

Newb: I've told you. Yuki was my grandad. I don't even look Japanese. Just call me newb.

Posher: He always get's like this when he's drunk.

Dante: About that stuff I said earlier. You know, about Bloodrayne.

Ferretchucker ignores him, instead, looking at two women approximately 20 years younger than him. He walks over to them and immediately the trio are giggling.

Newb: How does he do that?

Posher: Three words. Crotch Plus Stuffing.

Dante: You do know I was just kidding right?

The scene fades back into the hospital. A young nurse is sitting next to Bloodrayne.

Bloodrayne: Thanks for your support but I think I'll be okay. I...I don't think I can wait here anymore. The environment makes me queezy. I'm gonna go home.

Horrorobsessed: Okay then. Well, I'll make sure you know any news.

Bloodrayne: Wy do stuff like this always happen on Readers Row?

Horrorobsessed: Oh, that's where I'm moving to. Number 12?

Bloodrayne: Ah, so you're XtRaVa's new lodger...good luck.

The scene fades once more into the storage room where just two hours ago the crime was commited. Several policemen are looking around.

Mothman: Well, Sgt Kemal had a look and the CCTV shows nobody has left this building.

Jenna26: What's this?

She points at the footprint left on the floor. It appears the shoe had the letters MD on the bottom. Just as the policewoman is realising who it belongs to, a figure drops from the ceiling wrapping their legs around her neck.

Jenna: HELP!!!!

Mothman: Stay still!

He fires his gun a couple of times. Finally a bullet makes contact. The person falls off Jenna's shoulders and smashes through the window, falling 5 stories and landing in a garbage truck. The laughing, groaning body of Murderdoll slowly travels away into the distance...



Next part up on Sunday. Anything you want to see from it. And don't worry. Zero will be in it.

[Zero]

i damn well better be - or you'll hear from my agent!http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/porter6sm.jpg

[ferretchucker]

come on guys, what do you all think?

[phantomstranger]

So far, so good

[newb]

come on guys, what do you all think?

ok....thats more like it......a little newb in any story will help.




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[Dude Guadalupe]

The Bloodrayne character isn't believable, she just wouldn't be that mushy.....I know her.




BTW........I wanna be in this.






please

[missmacabre]

Nerd Moment *ahem*


When MurderDoll falls into the truck it reminds me a lot of that episode of Buffy when Buffy is fighting with Faith and Faith gets stabbed and, still living, falls out a window into a truck.

[crabapple]

Robot Monkeys

[bloodrayne]

Haha...This is great...Well, for a soap opera (cuz, ya know...Soap operas suck and all...)...Dustin's right though...Ya kinda made me a little 'soft'...But, I guess that's how Soap operas are supposed to be, huh?

It will be cool to see what happens next :)





OH...Dustin wants to be a part of it...He should be someone demented, sick, twisted, insane, evil and/or deformed...A real freak of some kind...Heh, just trust me on that one ;)



Like, he could be stealing bodies from the hospital morgue and tearing them apart to make streamers, decorations, party favors and appetizers for some kinda party, and really believing that he's doing a good thing for the person who's party it is, and completely not understanding why everyone's so freaked out when they see it, so he just figures that they don't appreciate everything he did for them, and/or it's because they simply don't like him

You know, something like that :)


There's ALWAYS room for a soap opera with a horror theme to it, and there SHOULD be one (then I'd actually watch it :))

Anyone remember Dark Shadows?...It was a bit too tame, but just imagine what we could do TODAY

[ferretchucker]

Opening Credits role, this time with a picture of MurderDoll in the montage thing. Fade to Yuki's Bar. Ferretchucker is laughing and chatting up some girls in the corner. Enter Bloodrayne.

Bloodrayne: I just can't believe it. He could be dead. He could be dead right now.

She slumps to the floor. Ferretchucker runs over to her.

Ferretchucker: Rayne? Rayne? Can you hear me? Can you-

He too slumps to the ground, clutching his chest and twitching wildly. Newb jumps over the bar as Dante screams.

Newb: What's happened? Somebody get a doctor...NOW!

that second horrorobsessed walks in through the door holding a bag.

Horrorobsessed: You forgot your...Oh my...Everybody move. Give them space!

Posher: Old sex bag has finally croaked then. He had a good run...and plenty of rides...

Posher walks over and helps pick up ferretchucker and put him on a chair. BR has got up and appears to be fine.

Ferretchucker: Shoe...does...itch.

Posher: Oh great...nonsense. What the?

He reaches into the old mans pocket and pulls out a medicine bottle.

Posher: "Flirotin - Sex stimulant." Old sicko's been drugging them! I knew it!

Show ambulance lights outside then fade to police station.

Mothman: How did I miss? I could've got her head. I tried. I tried.

Jenna is tending to a wound which she must've sustained in Mothman's attempts to shoot MD.

Jenna: Try not to think about it. At least we know one thing. She did it.

DudeGuadalupe: And why? Ask my girlfriend! Hehehe! Hitman! Hitman! Hitman!

Mothan bangs the cell door.

Mothman: Shut up!

Jenna: Maybe CCTV saw something. maybe it can tell us where she went. Finding her is priority one.

Fade into the hospital where ferretchucker is being rushed into surgery. Newb and Bloodrayne are close behind.

Ferretchucker: Bladder Range ditch's!

Bloodrayne: Crap! i just remembered something! I have to go now!

Without a second glance she runs out the hospital and into her car. Fade to an old barn. Suspenceful music is now playing slightly louder in the background. A few of policemen including Jenna and Mothman are walking into it, holding their guns aloft.

Mothman: We followed the trail here.

One policeman fires his gun. A thud is heared and they rush over to the person. It's murderdoll.

Murderdoll: Fuck you bitches!

Mothman: Why'd you do it?!

Murderdoll: That's what hitmen do!

[I]Jenna and Mothman's faces show shocked expressions. Fade to a shot of Bloodrayne getting out of her car outside the police station. Cut to the hospital. Ferretchucker is just being taken away from Newb.

ferretchuker: Plug pain did it!

Newb: What?

Flash back to the police station where Bloodrayne is walking in. She approaches the desk. Flash back to the hospital.

Ferretchucker: Lug Train did it!

Newb: No...

Flash back to the police station and the woman at the desk looks up.

Woman: How can i help?

Flash back to hospital and ferretchucker's eyes are wide.

Ferretchucker: BloodRayne did it!

Newb: Oh my...

He begins running out of the hospital. Flash back to the police station and Bloodrayne raises a silenced gun. She fires.

Bloodrayne: I'd like to see my boyfriend.

She takes the womans keys and walks through the corridoors, shooting a couple of police officers. She gets to the cell of DG. She opens it and he walks out, smiling. The two have a passionate/firey kiss. Cut back to Newb who is running into the policestation.

Newb: SOMEBODY HELP!

End credits role.

i had a plan for her all along you see. What happens next? Why did Bloodrayne do it? And more importantly, what happens to ferretchucker? Find out on Tuesday!

[bloodrayne]

HaHaHa...That's better :)

[Zero]

hmmm. . . i'm calling my people . . . and let me just add heads will roll

[crabapple]

It, er, needs some, ah.......(ahem!)

HOOCHIE POOCHIE!
HOOCHIE POOCHIE!
HOOCHIE POOCHIE!
ha cha cha

[Zero]

QUOTE=crabapple;624840]It, er, needs some, ah.......(ahem!)

HOOCHIE POOCHIE!
HOOCHIE POOCHIE!
HOOCHIE POOCHIE!
ha cha cha[/QUOTE]

and hot monkey sex

[phantomstranger]

The story needs a mysterious stranger (*hint* hint* check out the name) that seems to know all about eveyones dirty little secrets and no one knows if he's good or evil.

[Zero]

The story needs a mysterious stranger (*hint* hint* check out the name) that seems to know all about eveyones dirty little secrets and no one knows if he's good or evil.

he's right y'know . . . clearly we need ZERO!!!

[crabapple]

yes, and HOOCHIE POOCHIE kitty!

[Zero]

yes, and HOOCHIE POOCHIE kitty!

i like hoochie poochie kitty with duck sauce and those flat noodles. . . yummy scrummy:eek:

[ferretchucker]

there will be zero! There wil be a stalker. And there will be a death.

[crabapple]

God dammit! For someone who's supposedly all about FERRETS, there is precious little HOOCHIE POOCHIE to be found here. And no Floofy Tail Cats either! What the heck is the matter with you?????????????? Good god man.

[ferretchucker]

Fuck me you know how to get something. fine, there will be hoochie poochie

[crabapple]

Yes! Yes! Freakin' AWESOME



AWESSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMME

Ooo yeah!

[Zero]

just don't use the phrase "pooh nuts" - that's already been trademarked by ipod

[ferretchucker]

Opening credits role. Fade into a church. On the bottom of the page a subtitle "January 1997" is shown. Fade into the church. Here comes the bride is playing.

Ferretchucker: I'm so nervous.

__V__: She's coming...

The camera swivels around to reveal StubbornForgey walking up the aisle. Sitting down in the church is A younger looking Bloodrayne, a Dante with a moustache and mullet looking longingly at her and several other characters. Finally, Stubborn reaches the front. Best man __V__ steps to the side.

Rod: Let's begin...

In the audience, Bloodrayne fumbles around in her bag. She pulls out an old Nokia and rushes into the bathroom. Several people look around at her. She answers the phone.

Bloodrayne: Is everything ready?

Dude: Yeh. You just sit back and enjoy the ride.

Bloodrayne: I don't want anybody to know what I've done.

She goes inside a cubicle. She looks in her bag and pulls out some pills. She quickly puts them in her mouth, then makes herself vomit into the toilet. She then walks back into the church and smiles apologetically. She turns around and looks to the back of the room. Through a small door, Dude creeps in.

Rod: I now pronounce you, husband and wife. You may now kiss.

The couple kiss and begin walking down the aisle. Dude shakes Stubborn's hand. Suddenly, she stops and rubs her stomach.

Ferretchucker: You okay?

Stubborn: Yeh, I just feel a bit sick.

Dude gets up and walks over to the back of the room. He acts fast. He rushes to the toilet and hides in a cubicle. He phones bloodrayne.

Dude: Is she coming?

Bloodrayne: Yep, she's on her way.

Dude pulls out a syringe and fills it with a green liquid from a small vial. Meanwhile, on the outside, Crabapple walks into the mens toilet, then rushes out holding his nose and goes into the womens. Out of a cubicle, dude appears, holding the syringe. He stops when he sees Crab.

Crab: What the fu-?

Stubborn comes in clutching her stomach. Dude runs towards her. Crab trips him up. There is a small fight and Dude comes out victorious. He grabs Stubborn and goes to inject her. The door opens once more just as crab gets up and tries to tug the syringe away. Ferretchucker rushes to the rescue and punches both men.

ferretchucker: What the hell are you doing?!

Crab: He was trying to inject her!

Dude: He's lying! I was just trying to stop him!

Ferret: As far as I'm concerned you both did it! Homey, are you- STUBBORN!

She slumps to the ground, a small pinprick of blood on her arm and an empty syringe by her side.

Ferret: You did this! You planned this didn't you Crab! You did this! I knew you had it in for me! Your sick! YOUR SICK!!!

He goes to fight him but before he can, a couple of other guests have come in upon hearing the commotion and restrained him. Fade to a courtroom. A subtitle "Eleven months later" is shown. A judge slams his mallet down.

Judge: The jury has decided that Dudeguadalupe is guilty of attempted murder and is sentenced to life in a cell. He will remain in Readers Row Police station for the entire time under strict control. He will not be moved to a larger station due to the much needed help of Doctor Zero who is based at the station and over crowding in the rest of the regionas prisons. Due to forensic evidence, it has been proved that Crabapple injected the poison, but it is unclear whether intentionally or not. He will spend One year in a cell at the Readers Row Police Station.

Fade to a small bedroom. Bloodrayne is writing in a diary.

...I will get my revenge on Crabapple and Ferretchucker for putting him in prison. I don't care what it takes. What humilation they must face. Whatever it takes. I will kill them

Fade to the Police Station with the subtitle "NOW".

Newb: SOMEBODY HELP!

Bloodrayne: Come in here Newb! Quick!

Newb: Bloodrayne?

He reaches across the desk and takes the dead police officer's gun.

Newb: I'm coming...don't you worry.

[missmacabre]

Real soaps never go this quickly. It usually takes a month of episodes to get through 2 days of drama.

We should definately have someone coming back from the dead and/or a long lost child coing into play.

[ferretchucker]

Well, I had to have things moving quicker as well as have somebody die before stuff like that can happen. THAT DOESN@T MEAN STUBBORN WILL COME BACk!

[bloodrayne]

This is actually turning out to be quite a bit of fun...But, I have a feeling that Newb's about to kill me!:eek:




Dustin wants to know where the "Crabapple super zombie" is :D

[ferretchucker]

Crabby isn't quite dead...yet. Any ideas for tommorow's segment?

[crabapple]

Yeah and where's the hoochie poochie you said you would put in there huh??

And what about Super Zombie Crabapple, you are wasting opportunities for a lot of fun here!

[novakru]

Wait...did I die again?
Or am I still dead undead?:confused:

[ferretchucker]

say what? Only person dead so far is Stubborn...and that was 10 years ago.

[crabapple]

Okay, obviously, you need help in the hoochie poochie department. Here is how you do that sort of stuff in a horror script:

BLOODRAYNE. Crabapple, Crabby my God, the zombies! They're coming over the hill! Oh my God, oh my God!

CRABAPPLE is in the back room feeding the cat.

CRABAPPLE. Yes, you are a biiiiiig floofy cat, aren't you! You are a big hoochie poochie cat.

BLOODRAYNE. Where are you, Crabby, you bastard!

CLOSEUP of CAT'S TAIL WAVING AROUND, hypnotically.

CRABAPPLE stares at the cat's hypnotic tail.

CRABAPPLE. I'll be...I'll be there in a minute...

[Zero]

BLOODRAYNE. Where are you, Crabby, you bastard!



isn't that a line from Escape from New York?

[newb]

This is actually turning out to be quite a bit of fun...But, I have a feeling that Newb's about to kill me!:eek:



I would never:eek:

[bloodrayne]

I would never:eek:
Well then...Just what are you gonna do with that big ol' gun you got in your hand...Huh?

[newb]

Well then...Just what are you gonna do with that big ol' gun you got in your hand...Huh?

I......er......um........is it getting hot in here:o

[bloodrayne]

HaHa...I wonder if Ferret realizes what he's gotten himself into here...I mean a movie's one thing, but a soap opera never ends...He'll just have to keep going, and going...and going...and...


Someone's gonna have to start playing with voodoo or something (or I suppose there could be a toxic waste spill, maybe?) to bring Stubborn back from the dead...And Crabby if he doesn't make it

Oooo...Or what if Stubborn never REALLY died?...What if she was just in a coma?...Or she was in a coma and some mad scientist type stole (or bought from a shady hospital intern) her body and was doing experiments and actually brought her out of the coma, or she just came out of it but the experiments had changed her or something?....OR Ferret could have stolen her body (thinking she was really dead, when she was only nearly dead) and froze her because he couldn't stand not having her with him, then something happens to his power at home and she thaws out in his freezer and starts banging on the door to get out?!...Or, while Crabby is in a coma and almost dead, she could be communicating with him from the other side and telling him how to bring her back so they can be together again, well, if he wakes up...


Come on, Ferret...I wanna see what happens next

[crabapple]

Oh poo poo nuts

Poo nuts

[Doc Faustus]

I agree about the hoochie poochie. But not so much about fluffy tails cats. Though poo nuts is naturally a must. Also somebody could get sentient genital warts from the future.

[bloodrayne]

somebody could get sentient genital warts from the future.Ewww...Thanks for the mental image of a very sick version of 'The Body Politic'


gag

[Doc Faustus]

It creates drama.

[bloodrayne]

It creates drama.Yes, but that would also be pretty comical...haha

Gross...But funny

[ferretchucker]

Opening credits role. Fade to the police station. A quick "last time" runs then it zooms to a close up of an eye. A gunshot is heard and the eye closes in pain. The camera zooms out to show Dude with a hole in his shirt. He falls to the floor.

Bloodrayne: DIE YOU BAS-!

Newb shoots again but misses. He runs for the door.

Newb: Somebody HELP! I KNOW WHO IT WAS! IT WAS...

Fade to the inside of Yuki's.

__V__: Go on! Go on!

The muffled sound of Newb's voice is drowned out by a cheer from the people in the bar because of the touchdown shown on the small television.

Flash back to the police station and Bloodrayne is Cradling Dude. A tear runs down her eye. Out of one of the other cells some laughter is heard.

Bloodrayne: Who're you?

Scarecrow: Names Scarecrow. Let me out and I can sort out that guy. Come on. Let me out.

Bloodrayne: Go to hell.

She looks back down at Dude and breaks. She screams and shouts then begins to hit things off the desks. Some keys slide along the floor infront of scarecrows cage. He silently picks them up.

Cut to the barn. Murderdoll is on the floor, hands cuffed behind her back.

Mothman: Let's take her in.

Jenna: Contact the station. Tell them she was only the hitman. Get somebody from the wedding to list the names of all the people who could have it in for him.

One of the other policemen goes to the squadcar. Fade back to the station and over the radio the message is heard by a horrified Bloodrayne.

Bloodrayne: No...they're gonna know it was me. Crap!

She runs off. Scarecrow unlocks the cell door.

Fade into the hospital and Crab is in bed in his ward. Newb runs into the room.

Crab: Don't hurt me! Don-...Oh, it's you.

Newb: It was bloodrayne! She did it. She tried to have you killed!

Crab: I know! I know! Keep your voice down!

Newb: What? You know? Tell the police!

Crab: No! Don't. I worked it out when I found a texton her phone. I was just hoping I misunderstood. Apparently I wasn't. But I was also contcted by the police. They know who shot me and they're gonna go after them soon. I was never officially married to her so maybe if I let her get away with it she'll leave me alone.

Newb: She tried to kill you! You and ferret! Then me! She's off the bloody chain! We can't let her get away with it.

Zoom through the hospital until the camera reaches Horrorobsessed. She's just leaving. As she gets into her car she gets a text. It's addressed from Z. A couple of flashes are seen. She gets into the car and drives away. The camera remains still and in the bushes next to where the car was, the lense of a camera can be seen

Flash to the inside of a flat. Dante is just microwaving a small dinner. Lots of loud knocks are heard on his door. He answers the door. Bloodrayne rushes in.

Bloodrayne: Dante! Help me! Please! I need some money!

Dante: What...sure. Okay.

He gets out his walet and hands her ten dollars.

Bloodrayne: Huh? No you bloody retard. I need at least one thousand!

Dante: I don't have that kind of money! Why do you need it?

Bloodrayne: Just give me the money!

She gets out a gun.

Dante: Calm down!

Bloodrayne: I know you love me! Run away with me! Come on! We can get married! Just give me the money.

Dante: I'm gonna get someone. Someone to help.

Bloodrayne: NO!

She pulls the trigger. Only a click. It's not loaded.

Bloodrayne: Dammit! Tell the police you did it! Tell them you organised the shooting!

Dante: What? NO! NO WAY! Please just go.

SHe grabs him by the shoulders and pushes him to the floor. She picks up a vase and hits his head with it. His face is covered in blood. Another kncock on the door.

Mothman: Hello? Dante? We just need to ask you some questions.

Dante: HELP! BLOODY HELP ME!

Some loud bangs then the door gives way. Mothman rushes in.

Mothman: Hands in the air!

Bloodrayne: It was him! He attacked me!

Mothman: I think it's time we had a chat.

The camera slowly fades into Yuki's. Horrorobsessed is sitting at a table. A man approaches her.

Horrorobsessed: Hi.

Zero: Hi, how have...sorry. Phone's ringing.

He answers then rushes out of the bar. A couple more flashes are seen and horrorobsessed looks around. The camera zooms to the wndow behind horrorobsessed. A camera lense is seen. Ending credits role.

Wow. I got a bit carried away with this one. Well, that concludes one story. But opens another. What will scarecrow do? Will Ferret and Crab survive? And finally...who is this figure stalking horrorobsessed. Tune in tommorow!

[crabapple]

It's getting better. Noticeably better!

But there's still no hoochie poochie in there, you might as well take the plunge and satisfy that part of the audience that is waiting for it.

[Disease]

I think the crabs want to come out and play.....

[bloodrayne]

Heh...Dustin's at work so I just sent him a text on his phone that says "Newb just shot you...You might be dead"

I'm really enjoying this

Thanks, Ferret...Great idea, much fun


BUT...There's just no way that I can get caught so easily....I mean, I still have to severely punish Newb ;) :D

[crabapple]

Oh, he'll enjoy that, no doubt.

[bloodrayne]

Oh, he'll enjoy that, no doubt.I'm pretty sure that I have to at least ATTEMPT to finish YOU off, too...muahahaha

I should have known...If I need something done right, I gotta do it MYSELF

Murderdoll is SO not getting paid:mad:







hahaha

[crabapple]

Holy crap!

(runs away)

[VampiricClown]

Ah, alas, I give up. I didn't make an apperance in any of the three movies, and am not even showing up in the soap. Wait until you see my movie. :Evil Grin:

[newb]

Heh...Dustin's at work so I just sent him a text on his phone that says "Newb just shot you...You might be dead"

I'm really enjoying this

Thanks, Ferret...Great idea, much fun


BUT...There's just no way that I can get caught so easily....I mean, I still have to severely punish Newb ;) :D

Yes.......you must......A SPANKING IS IN ORDER.

[phantomstranger]

Ah, alas, I give up. I didn't make an apperance in any of the three movies, and am not even showing up in the soap. Wait until you see my movie. :Evil Grin:


Don't give up hope. I haven't been in any of the episodes (so far) but I'm hoping I will some day. The nice thing about soaps is that they go on and on and on...and they always need new characters.

[bloodrayne]

Ah, alas, I give up. I didn't make an apperance in any of the three movies, and am not even showing up in the soap. No worries, Babe...This thing JUST got started...New characters being added in all the time :)
Yes.......you must......A SPANKING IS IN ORDER.HaHa...and YOU...I'll get back to YOU later, Mister


When you least expect it...heh

[crabapple]

(drumroll!)

HOOCHIE POOCHIE!
HOOCHIE POOCHIE!
HOOCHIE POOCHIE!
ha cha cha

[ferretchucker]

Well, I've just got back from school an I can't control myself! I might just have to write two episodes today! Here's the first.


Opening credits role. Fade to the police station. Bloodrayne is screaming at Mothman.
Bloodrayne: I've been in here a week and I haven't had a single phone call! Let me phone my friends! I deserve a phone call! LET ME HAVE A PHONE CALL!

Mothman: Bloody hell, okay. Just shut up.

He opens the cell door and walks her out. She picks up the phone.

Bloodrayne: Don't forget, my mother was a lawyer, I know my rights. You can't listen in on my phone call. Bugger off.

He walks off and she makes the call. A voice on the other end says name.

Bloodrayne: Crapapple. He's in hospital. Do it fast.

She hangs up and walks back to her cell. Murderdoll is in the one next door.

Murderdoll: Did the number work?

Bloodrayne: Yeh. Who is he?

Murderdoll: My brother. His name isn't important.

Fade into Yuki's. Ferretchucker enters on a wheelchair being pushed by Newb. Several people turn around, others cheer, some just try not to look around. __V__ [Who is behind the bar], pours a drink

Ferretchucker: Thanks. Crab's still not out, can't say I'm upset.

__V__: So what happened?

Ferretchucker: Well...it appears my step-daughter decided I was too much of an embarrasment. From what Newb told me, it seems she also killed my dead wife. Why, I don't know, but I'm just happy it's all over. Did I miss anything?

Horrorobsessed: Well, I moved in with XtRaVa, although he hasn't been around. He went on holiday though.

Ferretchucker: Well, I hope you like it here.

Horrorobsessed: Well you seem to be a lovely man but I'm afraid I have to go now, I'm meeting Zero.

Ferretchucker: Monkey Boy ay? You wanna watch him.

Horrorobsessed: Monkey boy?

Ferretchucker: Yep, back in the day he was covered in hair and I remember when he was a kid, he could climb anything. To me he's still just a hoochie Poochie monkey.

Horrorbsessed: Ha, well, bye.

Ferretchucker: Don't forget the bananas!

She walks outside and crosses the street. The house is just past VC Groceries. She gos past it. Suddenly, she's grabbed and pulled into an alley.

Person: Shut up, shut up. Just be quiet and nothing can happen. Understand?

She struggles some more and tries to push him off but eventually gives in. He pushes her onto the floor and quickly unzips his trousers.

Horrorbsessed: Please no. Please.

Suddenly, theres the sound of fast steps and some loud thumps.

Voice: Get up. NOW!

The attacker stands up, cowering.

Voice: Now, do you like mints?

Attacker: No...

Voice: Peppermints?

Attacker: No...

Voice: Pepperspray?

He whips something out of his pockets and sprays the guy in the eyes.

Voice: You okay? What's your name?

Horrorobsessed: Horrorobsessed.

Voice: I'm XtRaVa. So you're the one looking after my home. Come on. You go home and I'll take this guy to the station. Recognise him?

Horrorobsessed: No.

She runs into the house and XtRaVa walk away with the person. Fade to him and horrorobsessed in the living room.

XtRaVa: So he makes this thread called Freddie vs Jason 2: enter Michael and spells freddy wrong. The he pretty much is in love with michael. It was ridiculous.

They laugh for a while then she turns to him.

Horrorbsessed: Thanks.

They lean in slightly then begin to kiss. Suddenly things turn passionate. They're half naked when somebody walks in.

Zero: I've bee waiting at Guedo but-

XtRaVa and horrorbsessed look up just in time to see the door slam. They both sit down quietly. A flash comes through the window.

XtRaVa: Was that lightning?

Horrorobsessed: I dunno...maybe I should go. I have to think for a while.

She gets up and walks out the door. As she walks past the bush outside the front door the camera zooms in on a camera lense. It shuts and flash covers the screen. The ending credits role.

[missmacabre]

Dun Dun DUnnnnnn.


That's more like it.

[ferretchucker]

Opening credits role. The camera goes all CSI and there are lots of flashes in which photographs of attacked girls are shown. Show Sgt Kemal lay down a picture on Mothmans desk.

Kemal: Seven girls in three weeks. The Breakfast Beater is really moving quickly.

Mothman: So why do you think he's here?

Kemal: Well, it appears he stalks his victims for a couple of days before doing anything to them. Girl number three said she was attacked immediately after noticing a camera lense.

Mothman: But how does that add up to -

Kemal: I've been monitoring CCTV and I have noticed one thing.

He takes a tape out of his pocket and puts it in the television.

Kemal: See that girl there?

He points at Horrorobsessed walking out of the house. There is a sudden flash.

Kemal: And if we look two minutes earlier...

He rewinds the tape to show a couple of flashes.

Kemal: And if I pause...

He pauses and points to the silouhette of the top half of a body infront of the house window.

Kemal: We've identified the girl and right now one of the Constables is contacting her, but we looked at some CCTV where she works and....

He gets ot another tape and winds it back a bit. In the bottom corner Horrorobsessed gets into her car. There are a couple of flashes.

Kemal: The thing is, this tape could be the goldmine. If I rewind it a bit more, we can see somebody walk towards the bushes then disappear.

Mothman: Okay...is that him? Yeh. That could be good.

Kemal: See that hat he's wearing?

Mothman: Yeh, the black woolly one.

Kemal: Well there's a small marking on it's side and PC Jenna informed me hats like that are only sold in one place.

Mothman: Where?

Kemal: On Shakespeare Street, next to Readers Row. It's owner by somebody called...PhantomStranger. I'm just about to go and ask him about who may have bought one of these hats.

Kemal exits and Mothman looks down at some papers. He gets up, switches tapes again to the first one and rewinds it.

Mothman: What the...oh my god...KEMAL! KEMAL!!!

He quickly gets up and runs out. Fade to the inside of Yuki's. Posher, Ferret and Dante are having a drink.

Ferret: Went for a check up today...the doctors say...I'll never walk again.

Posher: What? No...they must've made a mistake.

Ferret: Apparently they made a mistake when operating. You see...hey found a slight tumor. Only small. But when they tried to get rid of it, somehow, they damaged several main arteries and my spine...

Dante: But...Can't they fix it?

Ferret: No, it's cut off the blood supply to both my legs. They're...they're going to have to be amputated.

Posher: You can sue them for that!

Ferret: I know, I know. And I will. But the only thing is...it wont bring my legs back will it? They say that the way they're going to do it...I might never be able to have sex again.

Dante: I...I don't know what to say.

Ferret: Just wheel me to VC's. I need to pick up some stuff for dinner.

Dante: How are you going to be able to cook?

Ferret: Well...I'll...Dammit! I don't suppose one of you could...

Newb: Don't worry. I'll do it. If you hadn't have given me a heads up about Bloodrayne...well, who knows what her and her psychopath husbandcould have done. Lucky I killed him while I had the-

Ferret: Oh yeh...that's another thing. The police called. He's not dead. He's in hospital.

Newb: WHAT! ARE THEY BLOODY INSANE?!

Ferret: WAIT! WHAT ABOUT MY GROCERIES?!

Too late. Newb has already run out of the bar and got into his car. Fade to the hospital and Newb is just pulling up. HE rushes up to the desk.

Newb: I need to see DudeGuadalupe. NOW!

Receptionist: I'm sorry, he's under police guard. Nobody can see him right now.

Newb: But I...fine. Can I go and see crabapple.

Receptionist: Yes. He's on floor 3 in a room of his own. Room Jessop.

He's about to get into a lift when it closes and a man with a breifcase mimesthe word sorry. He waits and gets the next one. He walks up to the door and hears some noises. He opens the door.

Crabapple: No...please don't! Please!

Newb creeps in and makes a motion to crab to remain quiet. He walks over to a table, behind the man with the briefcase who is now holding a silenced pistol. He picks up a syringe walks over behind the man. He presses the panic button then goes to stab the guy. The camera goes in slow motion.

Crab: NO!!!!

The guy turns around with the pistol held high. It is aligned with Newbs head. The gun fires and the camera shoots to a shot of the floor where you see newbs hand fall. In slow motion, several guards run in and look shocked at the scene. They tackle the man with the briefcase. Show the face of Newbs dead body, then the camera slowly fades into darkness and the ending credits role.




Well...that's today's segment folks. A bit of a sad ending seeing as Newb was one of the favourites but life isn't always easy. Until Friday, Happy reading!

[bloodrayne]

NOOOOOO...You can't kill NEWB!



So...uhh...When is the resurrecting supposed to start, huh?


Newb Zombie?

[Dude Guadalupe]

No! Don't take Newb! Take me!..........wait.......not me........take........take Zero!




Hot Monkey Sacrifice:D

[newb]

NO!............Don't take newb....take Dude.


so thats the way I go out.........I would have preferred being spanked to death by Bloodrayne. :D




nice job Ferret.......you have a talent for writing....Stay with it.

[ferretchucker]

thanks. This is good for me considering my movie writing career didn't go too well with HDC the movie 3. I think it's because with them you are limeted to characters and there's one particular storyline. Sorry newb but I had to get rid of a main character seeing as dude isnt dead, rayne isn't, crab isn't and neither am I. I'm just paralyzed. I think it's kind of ironic. I'm one of our youngest regular members and am still (unfortunately) a virgin (I stick with the law!), and yet my character is one of the oldest and is a sex addict (alas, no more).

[ferretchucker]

next part up tonight. I've been literally making this up a couple of seconds before I write it down. So, any ideas for tonight?

[crabapple]

Yeah! You gotta work in some little albino ferrets, like someone can have a ferret babysitting service or something, I swear it NEEDS it, it would lend such depth, you really gotta add that hoochie poochie stuff. Maybe one of the characters can be an expert in small animal feeding, something along those lines. Rats, bunnies, maybe even a cat with a cold sneezing. Comedy relief.

My favorite part was "Peppermints? Pepper spray?" That was so weird and funny.

[ferretchucker]

thanks....i think. and i did use hoochie poochie.

[crabapple]

Oh yes! I see you did. It went by so fast, when Zero was called a "hoochie poochie monkey," I almost didn't see it. I guess I wanted a whole scene devoted to that. But I'll take what I can get by golly! Good work, it's getting even scarier.

[Psycom5k]

I want in, make me zero's evil henchman or something, oh oh oh... and like... i want a cane!!! yeah the cane would be sweet. and it would be a sword cane, and it would have a zilver monkey head for the top part.

[ferretchucker]

Opening credits role, fade to the hospital. Horrorobsessed is walking down a hallway. Somebody runs up to join her.

Horrorobsessed: Look, I listened to your advice but I don't think I can talk to him yet.

Hammerfan: I'm not saying you have to, but I just think it would clear things up a bit between you. I mean, what's he supposed to think? He saw it happen so lying is out the window.

Horrorobsessed: Just...just let me think about this okay.

She turns into a room with a patient in it.

Horrorobsessed: Hi...I heard what happened. I...I knew him. Not very well though. We got chatting in his bar a bit. He lives near me.

Crabapple: You live in Readers Row?

Horrorobsessed: Yeh...why?

Crabapple: I'm crab. Crab apple. I'm the one who was shot.

Horrorobsessed: Oh...oh my god. I just thought you were here when he died.

Crabapple: So where are you living?

Horrorobsessed: With XtRaVa...you do know that they caught bloodrayne and that other guy. Newb shot him.

Crabapple: I know. He was my only friend. He never judged me. Not really a friend but at least not an enemy. And he saved my life. I just owe him so much.

Horrorobsessed: I just came here to tell you your mother is on her way, oh...here she is.

An old woman walks in. She's crying.

Crabapple: Mum. It's okay. I'm alive.

next segment up soon. I'm just going out.

[ferretchucker]

Crabs mum: I...I have something to tell you.

Crab: Oh god. You haven't got another man have you? If he's been hurting you!

CM: No...it's about Newb.

Crab: Oh. Well. What? How do you know him.

CM: Because he's your brother.

Crab: What?

Fade into the police station. Mothman is talking to Kemal.

Mothman: Look! Here.

He pauses the tape and points to a tree.

Mothman: See? Theres a guy there and now...

The figure drops down. and goes into the bush.

Kemal: How did we miss this?

Mothman: Because of what was happening in the bottom of the screen.

The still picture shows horrorobsessed being attacked.

Mothman: So, if we can just rewind this tape we should be able to see who it is. I had a quick look but thought it best if you were here incase I was just imagining things.

They rewind the tape. a person in a black hood and hat is walking along. He goes into the alley beside the house and VC groceries.

Mothman: So there was no luck with the hat?

Kemal: No, didn't know a thing.

HE fast forwards the tape and there is no sign of the man.

Mothman: What the? Where is he?

Kemal: I think I know. Get your coat.

They walk out. Cut to Yuki's. Everybody is quiet and dressed in black.

Ferretchucker: 5 minutes. Better get to the church.

Most of the people leave. Cut to the inside of a church where people are coming into. Several people are crying. The camera swings around slowly to show an open coffin.

Rod: Good morning everyone. Shall we begin?

Fade to the hospital and Crab is still confused.

Crab: How can we...what?

CM: I was 15 years old. I was too young to have a child. I just. I just couldn't. I gave him to my friend. Then she...then she died and her sister took her. Typical she moved to Readers Row, then of course, when you were an adult, you moved there too.

Crab: But that means...did he know?

CM: Yes. I told him. I told him not to tell you. You couldn't handle it! I couldn't let you know!

Crab: You mean, I let my older brother risk his life then die for me? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? GET OUT! GET OUT! NURSE!

A nurse comes in and removes CM.

Fade back into the church.

Rod: If you wish, you are allowed to go to the body of are friend and say your final goodbyes.

Most of the people get up. They walk past the coffin.

__V__: Thanks mate. You gave me a job when you died. He laughs sadly.

Jenna: Bye Newb. Thanks for the booze.

XtRaVa: Wow. Has it really been 12 years? Sorry I wasn't there for your last days. I always thought we'd die in some strange lightning based accident. Bye Newb. It was fun.

Ferretchucker: I'm so sorry. It was my fault. If only I hadn't told you. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I know you can't here me but. Thanks for everything you did for me. Thanks. I never imagined the last word I said to you would be groceries. Bye.

Dante: Well. You gave me a free drink when I was first 21. You loaned me money so I could get my flat and you even tried to hook me up with that woman. I'm just glad I got to return the favour before you died. I hope you take that hankerchief I gave you to the afterlife. There might be pollen.

Several other people say their goodbyes and the camera zooms out backwards through the door. and the door closes until it shows that we're looking through the eyes of a camera lense. The shutter goes and a flash then the closing credits role.

[massacre man]

Alright, a tip on making this better, take the next story you plan on doing, and put more me in it.

[ferretchucker]

okay, maybe we'll see you in sundays episode.

[missmacabre]

Alright, a tip on making this better, take the next story you plan on doing, and put more me in it.
Ditto. Soaps can always use more .. ummm..boobs.

[massacre man]

Ditto. Soaps can always use more .. ummm..boobs.

Um... Thanks for noticing my boobs.

[missmacabre]

Um... Thanks for noticing my boobs.

Hah not what I meant. I meant that I was in the pilot and then disappeared so I should come back cause soap operas usually have a lot of girls.

I'd have cleared that up right away but wine makes me lazy.

[Zero]

heh heh heh heh



she said boobies



heh heh heh heh heh

[crabapple]

heh heh....monkey. ha ha ha ha, ahhhh. monkaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy

giggle......monKAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY hoo hah

[newb]

Ok.....I can accept the fact that "newb" is dead......really....i'm OK with that...but how about if he had a cousin....NO.....a twin brother.........sister.........fuck.....NEWB CAN'T BE DEAD.....HE'S THE FUCKING STAR.......HE'S THE FUCKING STAR.........sorry......I got a bit emotional......not easy letting go

[massacre man]

Ok.....I can accept the fact that "newb" is dead......really....i'm OK with that...but how about if he had a cousin....NO.....a twin brother.........sister.........fuck.....NEWB CAN'T BE DEAD.....HE'S THE FUCKING STAR.......HE'S THE FUCKING STAR.........sorry......I got a bit emotional......not easy letting go

Newb: Resurrection? I'll get Busta on the phone.

[Dude Guadalupe]

Ok.....I can accept the fact that "newb" is dead......really....i'm OK with that...but how about if he had a cousin....NO.....a twin brother.........sister.........fuck.....NEWB CAN'T BE DEAD.....HE'S THE FUCKING STAR.......HE'S THE FUCKING STAR.........sorry......I got a bit emotional......not easy letting go

yeah, maybe budman could show up as Newb's gay uncle or something.

[ferretchucker]

i'm sorry newb. It hurt me to write it and i tried to think of someone else to kill but...you made the most impact.

i have to think of viewers

[crabapple]

You could have Ghoul Newb

Remember this is a Horror Soap so you can do all kinds of astonishing things that people wouldn't be able to do in a regular show.

[ferretchucker]

lol. you wait til the stalker of readers row gets more ambitious

[crabapple]

No, you should not be getting off on this violence thing. You should have happy scenes! Maybe animated cartoon style scenes. And then you gotta put some kitty cats in there. maybe

[ferretchucker]

Ferretchucker: Look, I got a cat to keep me company!

__V__: Cool. What's his name?

Ferretchucker: Pickle.

__V__: uh..huh.

Ferretchucker: Who's a hoochie poochie cat? You are! Yes you are! Look at your hoochie poochie floofly tail!

__V__: Get your cat today at Cat Retailing And Puppies. C.R.A.P!

[crabapple]

Damn. That's AWESOME! Just wonderful! Best installment yet.

[ferretchucker]

i'm sorry crab, i've always wondered this. How do you get a moving avatar?

[crabapple]

I had it before the board switched over. If I tried to add it now, its file size would be too big. Since I like it, I just decided to keep it...you know, if I mess with it and change it, I won't be able to upload it again, so I'm just leaving it. Found it somewhere. Nothing better than spinning pumpkin!

[ferretchucker]

dammit! they should change back to the old avatar system thingy. It was so much easier then.

[missmacabre]

Ok.....I can accept the fact that "newb" is dead......really....i'm OK with that...but how about if he had a cousin....NO.....a twin brother.........sister.........fuck.....NEWB CAN'T BE DEAD.....HE'S THE FUCKING STAR.......HE'S THE FUCKING STAR.........sorry......I got a bit emotional......not easy letting go
Don't worry, people come back from the dead in these shows alllll the time.

[ferretchucker]

Opening credits role, fade to the inside of Yuki's. Zero is sitting at the bar, fiddling with his keyring. __V__ passes him a pint of Bud.

__V__: She says sorry.

The camera focuses into horrorobsessed smiling apologetically at Zero. He pushes the drink away.

Zero: Tell her it's not accepted.

__V__: I don't know what she did but I really don't think you have to keep this up. i've known you for eighteen years and you've never been that popular with the ladies. Don't let her slip out of your hands.

Zero: She made a fool of me. She had her hands all over him. I just can't forgive her.

__V__: i think you're making a mistake but okay then.

He takes the drink and gives it back to her. Her face sinks. Cut to the alley beside VC's. Mothman and Kemal are standing in there looking around.

Mothman: Somehow, he got from here, to there. but how?

Kemal: Well, I would've said he climbed up the wall but now that I'm here, they're too high. Unless he somehow got into VC's and onto the balcony, there's no way. But there's no way he could've done. He must've had a rope with him.

Mothman: I don't think so...somebody passing by would've seen. XtRaVa for one. I know him, he doesn't miss things that easily.

A small flash makes the pair look around.

Mothman: Get out your gun.

both of them withdraw their weapons and look around. Mothman starts walking backwards. He accidentally walks into some boxes and jumps. the gun falls into the pile.

Mothman: Dammit!

he begins moving the cardboard boxes until something yellow comes into view. He moves more boxes until he sees a yellow.

kemal: Door? what? I've been in that shop loads of times. There isn't a side door.

Mothman: well...let's find out.

He get's out a master key and puts it in the lock. It doesn't work. He pulls out another one and the door clicks open. He tries to setp inside but there's a metal thing blocking the way. It's a set of shelves.

Kemal: that means...It must be on the shops CCTV cameras.

They walk into the shop and are greeted by VampiricClown.

VC: What can I do for you?

Kemal: Police buisness. Can we see your CCTV footage please.

VC: For today?

Mothman: No. Last wednesday.

vC: I'm sorry, I only have one tape. I just tape over it unless I know something has happened. Is this important?

kemal: Sorry, but we can't say. Thanks anyway.

The two walk out and converse for a second until they spot a camera outside ferretchuckers house. they run over to it. Fade to the inside of Yukis again. Horrorobsessed and zero are arguing.

Horrorobsessed: I'm sorry! He saved me from the attacker! It was an in the moment thing! I had had some drinks!

Zero: Save it! Just leave me alone!

__V__: Just calm down!

Zero: Shut it! I'm leaving!

Horrorobsessed: Please don't.

Zero: Screw you!

horrorbsessed: But. But I love you.

he stops and turns around. He slowly walks over to her.

Zero: what?

Horrorobsessed: You heard me. I love you.

Zero: You sick twisted whore! Play with my feeling! I'll kill you!

he goes to hit her but Posher holds him back.

Horrorobsessed: Oh my god...

She runs out. Missmacabre walks to where she was standing.

Missmacabre: Need a little...comforting?

fade to Ferretchuckers living room. Him and the two cops are watching the tape.

ferretchucker: Installed it just after Crab was shot. Never can be too careful. Here we are...

the tape shows VC closing the shop and putting the "Back in 10 minutes" sign up, then walking away. FC fast forwards a bit until we see Horrorobsessed being attacked. They all look at thw shop. within a couple of second, in the faint light of the street lamps, movement can be seen. Then the shops light turns on.

Mothman: Aww shit.

he and Kemal run to VC's and rush in.

Kemal: VampiricClown we are arrest-...where is he?

A thud and Kemal is knocked to the floor. Mothman is stood looking at VC. He goes for his gun but is hit in the head with a wrench. VC locks the door and goes to the back of the till and get's a lighter. He smiles sadistically. The closing credits role.

[_____V_____]

For once...my character got a meatier appearance in an episode. I like him...he is a friend of everyone.:D

[ferretchucker]

he's like newb, few can find fault with him. Hmmm....speaking of NEwb...I think I got a storyline for __V__...

[tic]

Mmm, just think. If had been here a few weeks ago I may have been in this, or most likely NOT!

* I mean how would my character fit in here, now let me see ....... towards the end of the episode, a mysterious stranger is seen sitting in a bar. He takes a number of photos from his pocket, spreads them out onto the counter. "I'll fix 'em, wait and see", he whispers.
The sound of 'Bring your daughter to the slaughter' by Iron Maiden, plays in the background. Credits roll.



Anyways good going - I am suitably impressed.

[crabapple]

Yes, it is good. It's been improving and he even put some little touches in there like hoochie poochie...actually with something like this you need a cat or two wandering around in the background, if you drop some food the cat will eat it and it helps keep the area clean, cats are nature's janitors

[ferretchucker]

thanks. I might be able to get you in tic. I'm going to tell you lot a secret about tonights episode. It will be in white below the word Poo-nuts so don't look if you don't wanna know!
Poo-nuts

one of our favourite policemen will die and need a replacement. But which one will it be???

[tic]

looked! :eek:

[ferretchucker]

Opening credits role with new footage. Fade into the middle of Readers Row. VampiricClown is shown walking into the alleyway. It zooms into behind him and he stacks the boxes once more. He walks into the shop and stands behind the counter. Horrorobsessed walks in.

HO: Hi Vamp, got any milk? XtRaVa's out on a buisness trip and didn't tell me he was taking the last bit.

VC: Yep, somebody must've put the chocomilk infront.

He moves the bottles of chocolate milk to reveal several milk bottles.

HO: Thanks.

He serves her then she leaves. VC walks into the back room. He goes up the stairs into his small apartment. In his living room, tied up are the two policemen. Kemal is unconscious.

Mothman: They know we're missing by now. Tehy'll ask you questions and you'll mess up. Let us go now and we might give you a chance!

VC: I hate to break it to you but the police came in this morning. They asked me some questions, then told me they're sorry to bother me and left. I don't think they have a clue.

Kemal stirs, then wakes up.

Kemal: Please...please just let us go! I have a wife and kids! Just let me go! Think of them.

VC: You're pathetic.

He spits on them then walks back downstairs. Fade to Yuki's. __V__ is ringning the bell.

__V__: Everybody quiet! Shut up! As you all know, the old owner of this bar was killed. I have just been told, that his killer has been sentenenced to life, as has the woman who set this up. I started a fund the day he died, to help out his girlfriend and other family. The Newb fund has raised $790. The minute we reack $1000, everybody in the bar at the time gets a free drink...from the store.

Ferretchucker: Bloody hell!

Posher: I might donate $210 right now!

Dante: The store has 76% proof in it supposedly.

__V__: Yes it does. At least, the weak drinks in there do.

Posher: Oh my god. Newb spent years collecting them! He never gave away a drop. He said he'd only let people have some when...he...died.

__V__: Exactly. Now, are you gonna donate some money?

Ferretchucker: How about...I give you my car and you have everything in the store?

__V__: I saw your car being sold this morning. Nice try. $850! Keep on raising!

Fade into the police station and bloodrayne is sitting on her bed.

Bloodrayne: Dude should be coming home in a few days.

Murderdoll: You call this...home?

Bloodrayne: Hey...I just remembered. Wasn't there somebody called...Scarecrow in here?

Policeman: He escaped...the day of your assault. We'll catch him. We'll get him.

Bloodrayne: What did he do?

Murderdoll: He was a cop killer, girl raper and kidnapper. He burnt down houses for fun.

Policeman: Quite in there. I said we'll catch him.

The door into the cells area swings open. Somebody rushes in. It's a policewoman.

Policewoman: We found him! Jenna and her team just found a place where he was hiding out. The dogs have got his scent now!

Policeman: Told you...

Fade back into VC's Groceries. Massacreman is in there. He's got a potato and a back of rice.

MM: Which is a better side dish?

VC: I'd go with the rice. You can flavour it with anything.

A muffled noise is heard.

MM: What was that?

It makes the sound again.

VC: Dog.

MM: Fine.

He buys the rice then leaves. VC goes back upstairs.

VC: I told you to shut up!

Mothman: HELP! HELP!!!!!

VC: THAT IS IT!

HE draws a knife from his pocket. HE pushes over to the two tied up cops. Mothman and kemal both jolt upwards. They just hit VC and knock him over. The knife goes in his hand.

VC: I'll kill you!!!

He gets up holding the knife in his bloodied hand. Massacremans voice is heard from downstairs.

MM: VC! My rice just split open! Can I get a new bag?

Mothman shouts out.

MM: Is everything okay up there?

He walks up the stairs. He sees the commotion and runs over to VC, pushing him into a table. He picks up the knife and begins hacking away at the ropes. VC and him have a short fight in which MM stabs him in the shoulder and slashes the side of his face. He cuts the ropes off while VC is on the floor screaming. Mothman stands up just as VC runs up to tackle him. Kemal pushes him out of the way and is tackled himself. Both fly out the window, Mothman watches in horror as kemals head hits the edge of XtRaVa's house where the roof meets the wall. Both lay on the ground. VC is stirring whilst Kemal lay motionless on the floor, with a very bloody head.

Mothman: No...NNNOOOO!!!!!!!

MM: Stay with them! I'll get the other police!

A short slow motion montage with some sad music in the background. It fades from MM running into the station and running out with some cops, to Yuki's bar where everyone is cheering as __V__ rings the bell, to HO in XtRaVas house sending a text on her phone to zero saying sorry, then finally to Mothan by kemals side, shouting into the sky and several people crowding around. Everything stops and the screen goes blank. Suddenly, Scarecrows face appears on the screen and begins laughing manically. Ending credits role.

[VampiricClown]

Very nice. I finally made an apperance. And it's kind of funny...I'm really am working at a grocery store now. :eek:

[crabapple]

It's good. I like the part with the laughing face. that's messed up

[bloodrayne]

Yes, this really is kinda fun...But...

Can't we just kill random strangers?...I mean, do we HAVE to kill the people we really like?...Why take the ones we love the most (well, Kemal to a slightly lesser degree, but he's still pretty cool :p)?...

Instead of killing them, couldn't we just seriously maim them, disfigure them, give them amnesia, keep them tied up in a dungeon, inflict them with a nasty disease or a flesh eating bacteria?...You know, cuz we LOVE them :D


EDIT: Oh, and...Are we working on a way to bring Newb back yet? :(

Can't I just die on his grave and my energy seeps through the ground and into him so that he comes back?...But, he'd be all evil now, because he'd be fueled by MY energy...MUAHAHAHA

See that Newb?...I'm willing to die for you...*muah* :p

EDIT #2: AND...Newb would have this strange attraction to Dude now, and it would totally creep them BOTH out...hahaha...Could make for a lot of awkward, funny moments

[crabapple]

Could you have maybe several people fuse together into one monster, like it has six arms and a bunch of heads and things, and it fights the scarecrow with swords like in Sinbad??

[Zero]

Very nice. I finally made an apperance. And it's kind of funny...I'm really am working at a grocery store now. :eek:

weren't you the guy squeezing the charmin??

[VampiricClown]

weren't you the guy squeezing the charmin??

Nah, that was the other guy that works with me....Wait....I'm the only male working there. You must have seen one of the perverted girls up there. :eek:

[Psycom5k]

Nah, that was the other guy that works with me....Wait....I'm the only male working there. You must have seen one of the perverted girls up there. :eek:

The only male working with a bunch of perverted girls.... lucky bastard.

[VampiricClown]

The only male working with a bunch of perverted girls.... lucky bastard.

Needless to say, my girlfriend doesn't like it at all.

[massacre man]

Yes, this really is kinda fun...But...

Can't we just kill random strangers?...I mean, do we HAVE to kill the people we really like?...Why take the ones we love the most (well, Kemal to a slightly lesser degree, but he's still pretty cool :p)?...

Instead of killing them, couldn't we just seriously maim them, disfigure them, give them amnesia, keep them tied up in a dungeon, inflict them with a nasty disease or a flesh eating bacteria?...You know, cuz we LOVE them :D


EDIT: Oh, and...Are we working on a way to bring Newb back yet? :(

Can't I just die on his grave and my energy seeps through the ground and into him so that he comes back?...But, he'd be all evil now, because he'd be fueled by MY energy...MUAHAHAHA

See that Newb?...I'm willing to die for you...*muah* :p

EDIT #2: AND...Newb would have this strange attraction to Dude now, and it would totally creep them BOTH out...hahaha...Could make for a lot of awkward, funny moments

I liked cutting VampiricClown's face. One less person that's prettier than me.

[VampiricClown]

I liked cutting VampiricClown's face. One less person that's prettier than me.

Haha, so you liked giving me an injury, huh?

[massacre man]

Haha, so you liked giving me an injury, huh?

If it moves me up a spot on the "World's Prettiest people" list, sure. Now I'm number 5,999,999,992.

[VampiricClown]

If it moves me up a spot on the "World's Prettiest people" list, sure. Now I'm number 5,999,999,992.

Hmmmm...I wonder what number I'm at. :eek:

[horrorchic]

I think that it would only move you up one. You will need to kill a lot of people to even get to the thousands.

[massacre man]

Hmmmm...I wonder what number I'm at. :eek:

Before I cut the shit out of you: 7
After I cut the shit out of you: 5,999,999,993

[ferretchucker]

YOU LIKE ME! yOU REALLY LIKE ME!

[_____V_____]

Thats more like it. I like my character a wee bit more now. He could still have a lover-sacrifice angle or a Newb-resurrector angle too, if thats possible.;)

Re-animate? probable. Resurrect? interesting.:D

[crabapple]

Y'see, here, what ya need is "Red Shirts."

You probably know what those are. "Red Shirts" are the guys on Star Trek who show up at the beginning and get briefly introduced, only to be killed sometime early in the episode. They generally get the Green Weenie shortly after an away team beams down to the planet to investigate.

They aren't really characters, they are pseudo-characters who are there to illustrate that the conflict is serious, and they are killed so that major characters don't need to be killed.

Quite often on the original Star Trek series, these characters wore red shirts, and after a while fans started noticing that newly-introduced characters in red uniforms were likely to get offed.

[jenna26]

YOU LIKE ME! yOU REALLY LIKE ME!

:p

Just finished up what I missed. Fun stuff, good job.

[Dante'sInferno]

YOU LIKE ME! yOU REALLY LIKE ME!Awesome job Ferret.

[ferretchucker]

Opening credits role. The clips shown have slightly changed, with new footage including crabs shooting and newbs death. Fade to the church. It is filled with crying people and a coffin with Kemal in it is shown. Mothman is making a speech.

Mothman: ...and he taught me all I knew. I would never have got this far without him and even after all I did. When I ended up spilling my coffee on his evidence on the Firehose case...when I got him shot in the arm by not covering his back, he still gave his life to save me. He was the bravest police officer I ever met. And he was my closest friend. Thankyou.

He walks back to his seat and Rod goes to the front to close the ceremony. When it's over, Mothman walks back to the station. A car pulls up outside and a guy walks out wearing a long brown coat.

Stranger: Morning. I'm the new DS, taking over from Detective Seargant Kemal. Judging from the photo I was given of the team, I'm gonna say that you're Mothman?

Mothman: Yeh, so the famous Tic is finally here. Ever risked your life to save somebody?

Tic: Twice.

Mothman: Then I suppose you're good enough for this station. Let me show you around.

They both walk in. Mothman introducer Tic to some of the officers. He then takes him on a tour. The camera goes to the cells.

Mothman: And this is where we keep our local criminals.

Tic: Hmmm, I heard you'd had a lot of crime lately.

Bloodrayne: I don't like this one! Kemal was better looking! Send him back!

Murderdoll: Can I move cells. She's finally snapped. Just put her in the chair!

Whispering Bloodrayne: Shutup or I'll tell them who gave me your brothers number.

The two start bickering.

Tic: OI! I will not allow this! Now shut up or I'll get somebody to spit in your food!

Mothman: We don't threaten our "residents". Kemal thought it was wrong. We've been trusted to keep these people locked up and in bad conditions but we can't give them any less than we're allowed.

Tic: Sorry, I come from a slightly stricter area.

The tour carries on, they leave and Murderdoll and bloodrayne keep talking.

Bloodrayne: He should get here by Friday.

Murderdoll: Yeh, and I'm sure he's gonna love you for not killing newb in time.
I can see it now. "Sorry honey, i just thought that you could take it."

Bloodrayne: Shut up! Your brother said he'll kill anyone. I might just get you taken care of. Watch yourself Biatch.

Fade to Yuki's.

__V__: We have finally done it! We have $2500! We can get this higher! Every ten dollars you donate gets you another drink from the stash!

Ferretchucker: I don't...I...screw it.

Posher: I love you guys. I love you all. Lets make love...here and now.

Dante: Sobbing one day we'll all be dead! It's my fault. I don't want you guys to die. Lets live forever!

Horrorobsessed: Come on you pussies. I've had two more than you and I still feel sober.

Posher: Liar!

__V__: Come on you guys. As much as I want newbs family to earn, I think you've had enough for today.

Ferretchucker: Don't make me kick you! Oh wait! Ha....ha...ha!!!!!

Posher: It's...it's funny cause he hasn't got any legs!

Dante: I'm sorry you don't have legs Sniff take mine!

__V__: it's coca cola for you three.

Zero walks in. Horrorobsessed runs up to him.

Horrorobsessed: You haven't replied to my texts. Do you forgive me yet?

Zero: Just don't speak to me.

Horrorobsessed: I just wante-

zero: I said shut that big fat hole in your face!!!

Everyone stops talking and looks at them.

__V__: Don't do this...

Zero: What?! Make a scene? Well she made a scene! a great scene for a triple X video! Her hands all over XtRaVa.

Horrorobsessed: Please...

Zero: Her tounge in his mouth. Probably waiting to get lower!

Horrorobsessed: Be quiet. Don't...please...

Zero: Ooooo, that's nice. Come on. More zero!

Horrorobsessed: Shut!

Zero: Give...

Horrorobsessed: Your!

Zero: It..

Horrorobsessed: Big!

Zero: To...

Horrorobsessed: Fat!

Zero: Me harder!

Horrorobsessed: MOUTH!!!

She picks up a bottle and hits him with it. It makes a loud noise but doesn't smash. He quickly jumps at her, making a fist. __V__ jumps over the bar and restrains him.

__V__: Calm down!

Zero: Bloody get off! Don't make me hurt you!

__V__: There's been enough killing lately!!! Get out!!!

He pushes Zero through the door. Several people begin talking normally. Horrorobsessed slumps to the floor in tears.

Horrorobsessed: What have I done? Why?

__V__: It's okay. XtRaVa will be back soon.

Just then XtRaVa walks in, shouting behind him.

XtRaVa: Just go back to your mags!

Horrorobsessed runs into his arms. __V__ goes into the backroom and gets a small bottle of spiced rum.

__V__: Calm down, it's all okay.

Fade to the police station. The tour has just led them into the carpark. Somebody is seen climbing the wall as they go around the corner. They get to the roof and go down the stairs into a small rec room. They find some keys and creep unseen into the cells room. The guard on duty is reading. The person hits them over the head with a spanner.

Bloodrayne: Ooooooh...Who's this?

VC: I don't believe it.

Murderdoll: It can't be.

The person holding the keys looks up to reveal themselves. It's scarecrow, smiling sadistically. End credits role.






Wow, that one took some thinking out. The Zero Horrorobsessed argument took some planning. What do you all think?

[missmacabre]

Haha the back and forth dialogue between Horrorobsessed and Zero was hilarious.

[phantomstranger]

this is getting better with each episode

[tic]

@ ferretchucker "You know me too well" :D

[ferretchucker]

lol, where have you been? I remember you from ages ago and now you're back!

[tic]

I was summoned by Horror. :eek:

[ferretchucker]

next part of the story will hopefully be up within an hour.

[ferretchucker]

Opening credits role. Fade to the outside of the police station. Mothman and Tic are walking in.

Mothman: Well, I think that's everything. I think it's about time I check on the residents. It keeps them in line to see higher up people from the station, No offence Jane, nearby.

They both walk up the stairs. They open the door and both step back in disgust. The camera remains on them and nothing can be seen but the blood stained walls and it is assumed they're looking at a body. Mothman runs in looking into each cell.

Tic: Crap! First day and this happens.

Mothman: Get every spare policeman in here, I'll call in backup. We have a mass breakout. Somebody's helped them.

Just that second, somebody comes in over Mothmans radio.

Voice: Sir. Sir.

Mothman: Yes?

Voice: We've been tracking down Scarecrow for days now and the trail has led back to the station.

Mothman: Get in the here, there's been a mass breakout. Bloodrayne, VampiricClown, Murderdoll, Phantomstranger, Disease and the rest.

Voice: Shit! We're coming.

Mothman: Get an ambulance too, officer Angra is badly injured.

Voice: Roger that sir.

Fade into Yukis and __V__ is making a cocktail in a style similar to that of Tom Cruise.

Ferretchucker: Why Are we always in here again?

Posher: He hasn't got a job, you have 15 people doing it for you and I haven't got a girlfriend!

Dante: I love life, why does it have to end?

__V__: Hasn't he drunk his lemonade yet?

Posher: Well, we've all had a few gallons of water at least but I don't think he's been that drunk since Linda and hellfire got married.

ferretchucker; Maybe it's the shock of what happened with Zero.

__V__: Pretty suprising. I've never seen him that way. I had to chuck him out though...didn't I?

XtRaVa: We can here you. Can you be quiet? She's trying to get over the shock.

__V__: Hold up everybody! I have an important announcement! At the expense of myself, I have been taking 50% of each drink money and putting it in Newbs jar. We now have $3000! 2 more grand and we can start giving it to them! Remember, keep it quiet, they don't know.

Just then, Several people rush in through the door. It's Bloodrayne, VC and the rest. Murderdoll Begins hitting people. Bloodrayne Jumps over the bar and with the help of Disease begins attacking __V__. Scarecrow draws a knife and starts swiping for people. Phantomstranger smashes a bottle and stabs somebody. There is mass chaos, then as fast as it started, it's over. They all leave. Some people follow them, making shouting, some gunshots are heard.

Ferretchucker: Shit no! Shit. She's back...__V__? __V__!!!!

Posher jumps over the bar.

Posher: He's bleeding pretty badly. Still breathing. Oh...wait a minute...

__V__: The money...

Posher: What?

Dante: Look at the jar!

__V__: Is it there?

Ferret: Oh..Oh no. They took it. They took it all...

The screen rewinds until they all leave again, this time, the camera changes to an outside shot. Somebody shouts.

Person: Police! Police get out here! The prisoners are all here! They've got out!

Instantly, lots of police run out of the station, including mothman and Jenna. The fugitives scatter. Mothman chases VC, Jenna chases Bloodrayne. The camera splits into two. One half following each of them. On one side, Mothman chases VC into a house where he picks up a mug and throws it at him. VC dodges it and looks around, smiling. as he does so, he runs straight into a door and falls over. On the other half, Jenna chases Bloodrayne into the small woodland area. She fires her gun a couple of times. Bloodrayne carries on running. They come out the other side and BR runs into a house. Jenna slowly walks in, holding her gun high, looking around. From behind the door, Bloodrayne quickly appears and shoves a knife into Jennas leg.

Bloodrayne: This is just too easy...


Ending credits role, alongside them is a picture of all of the fugitives. A red cross appears on VC's face.

[Psycom5k]

Hey, when am I gonna get in on this? I don't mind if its just for one episode, as long as I die an extremely gruesome death that is..... hehe

[phantomstranger]

Cool! I get to stab somebody! (that sounds wrong, dosen't it?)

[massacre man]

Can I stab somebody With my penis.?

[Psycom5k]

Cool! I get to stab somebody! (that sounds wrong, dosen't it?)


Can I stab somebody With my penis.?

screw stabbing, I want the bloddiest, sickest, most unnatural way to die happen to me. I want something that you've never seen before, or have rarely seen. Stabbing happens daily.

And I mean that for real life too. I want to go out with style man, I want people to say "Wow man, he got really messed up when he died, I didn't even know that was possible." I want people to talk about it for years.

[ferretchucker]

Here's my shrinks number. Give him a call. 12345 678 901


Hold your horses you lot! There's going to be a lot of killing yet. There's been a breakout and only one of the 6 main fugitives have been caught, there's also the ones I didn't mention. There's going to be a lot of violence in the next few episodes.

[_____V_____]

Ferretchucker: Shit no! Shit. She's back...__V__? __V__!!!!

Posher jumps over the bar.

Posher: He's bleeding pretty badly. Still breathing. Oh...wait a minute...



Ergh!

Dont tell me I m gonna die too, like newb!!:eek:


Boy you sure know how to hit up the ratings for an episode, FC.:D

[crabapple]

Can you have a monkey hug someone until they pop or something? Yeah!

[ferretchucker]

All will be revealed tommorow. Anyway, you should be upset about kemal!

[Psycom5k]

Here's my shrinks number. Give him a call. 12345 678 901


Hold your horses you lot! There's going to be a lot of killing yet. There's been a breakout and only one of the 6 main fugitives have been caught, there's also the ones I didn't mention. There's going to be a lot of violence in the next few episodes.

Oh I have a shrink of my own.... but thanks i'll keep that number in mind incase this one pisses me off and has.... and accident.;)

[ferretchucker]

:D Oh I have a shrink of my own.... but thanks i'll keep that number in mind incase this one pisses me off and has.... and accident.;)

hmmm. What is gonna happen as well as the accident? What does the and signify?

[Psycom5k]

:D

hmmm. What is gonna happen as well as the accident? What does the and signify?

huh???????

[ferretchucker]

Opening credits role. The picture with the fugitives appears, one of the faces of someone who hadn't been introduced has a cross over it. Fade to the police station, Tic is sitting in a room, doing things on the computer, somebody comes in.

Tic: I just got some information from the internet...maybe you need to visit the owner of that bar.

Mothman: __V__? Why?

Tic: Well, I just uncovered this old family tree and it seems like Scarecrow and __V__ have a connection. Some years ago, __V__ must've ran away from home, it's in an old newspaper I found on the internet. Well, in the two years he was gone, his mother adopted a son. Scarecrow.

Mothman: But...__V__ wouldn't hurt anyone...

Tic: Maybe not. There isn't any more information except that around the time Scarecrow was brought in, __V__ moved to readers row...

Mothman: Okay...but I can't interview __V__ right now, incase you forgot, my partner is out there, still missing. I'm going to look for her.

Tic: I can't just speak to him on my own! It would be easier if you were there, he knows you.

Mothman: Well, it'll have to wait.

He leaves the room. Tic slams his fist on the table, fade to Dantes apartment. He, posher, horrorobsessed, XtRaVa and Ferret are in there, drinking.

Dante: When will Yuki's open? You lot are crowding up this place.

Ferret: Calm down Mary, we'll be gone soon.

Posher: Did you lot get a look at the damage that was done? I don't think it'll be open for a while...

The phone rings. Dante picks it up, there's a bit of a conversation that ends with "right away".

Ferret: Who was that?

Dante: It was __V__, we're gonna go down and meet him at Yuki's.

Horrorobsessed: I think I'm just gonna head home, I'm getting tired.

XtRaVa: Me too.

Everyone gets up and leaves. Fade to the woods where Jenna chased Bloodrayne. Mothman and another officer are looking around.

Mothman: See anything?

Officer: Take a look at this...

He points at a twig. There's some hair on there.

Officer: Think it's hers?

Mothman: Maybe...take it to the lab. I'm gonna look around here for a bit longer.

The officer leaves and mothman looks around. There's some rustling in some bushes. He approaches.

Mothman: Hello? Hands up, get out of the bush!

Two people walk out, a man and a woman, both naked.

Mothman: What? Bloody hell! Get home and cover yourself up, kids walk through here!

They leave and mothman looks around. He looks to the other end of the trees and sees some movement. HE runs over there.

Mothman: Police! Show yourself!

The figure runs away. He gets to where it was and looks around. Nobody's there. Suddenly, something rushes from behind and hits him over the head with a branch. The screen goes black. Fade to Yuki's.

__V__: Hi guys. I got you over here to run an idea by you.

Ferret: Shoot.

__V__: How would you feel, if I redecorated the place? Made it new, did it in the style that Newb would've done.

Posher: Well, we all knew him so we could help. But where would you get the money?

__V__: Crab has offered to give 50% of everything his car shop earns to help, Missmacabre and massacreman are gonna help out...and I was kinda thinking...

Dante: Sure, we'll help out.

Ferret: I just had an idea...why don't you change the name?

__V__: Great minds think alike. Newbs bar?

Dante: Newbs place?

Ferret: Newbs den?

Posher: You lot are thinking too complicated. Newbs.

Just then, Tic and another officer come over.

Tic: __V__, can we speak to you about Scarecrow666.

__V__: Aww crap. Come inside, I'll see you guys later.

__V__ locks the door and they all sit down. Fade to the same house that Jenna was attacked in. Mothman wakes up and is faced with Disease.

Mothman: Dammit! Jenna? Jenna are you here?

Jenna: Moth!

Disease: Shutup!

He slashes Jennas knee with a knife. She winces but remains quiet. They're in a small room with no light but a candle in the corner. They're not tied down but somehow, mothman knows not to move. There's no furniture in the room and Disease walks out, blowing out the candle.

Jenna: Great job. How do we get out now? I was counting on you!

Mothman: Shhhh. I have an idea. They took my gun off my but if I'm right...

There's the dound of him fumbling around.

Jenna: What've you got?

Mothman: Incase I have to cut through something, I always keep a razor blade in my inside pocket.

Jenna: You can't kill them!

Mothman: Them?

Jenna: Bloodrayne is here too.

Mothman: Damn. Well, i'm not, but I can use it to wedge a floorboard out. There must be a loose one.

You can here them fumbling until...

Jenna: Over here!

Once again, there are some noises then silence. Disease walks in the room and suddenly it's filled with light. At first he just walks in, then Mothman jumps up and hits him in the face with the floorboard.

Mothman: Run!

He and Jenna leave and are closely followed by Disease. They run out the front door.

Mothman: Where are we?

Jenna: There are the woods!

Disease fires mothmans gun. They keep running until they reach the woods. Mothman trips up and Jenna doesn't see. Disease stands above him, brandishing the gun.

Disease: You lot never learn do you? You never get it? You can't stop crime! Crime stops you!

There's a thud, then disease falls to the floor. As he falls, you can see ferretchucker in his wheelchair holding a baseball bat.

Mothman: What are you-

Ferretchucker: I come here to think.

Mothman: The bat?

ferretchucker: Weirdo's live on Readers Row.

Mothman: Well...thanks. You can go now, I'm gonna take this guy in.

The screen starts rising until it's about 40ft and birdseye view. Some breathing can be heard and it zooms further to show a figure in a tree looking down at the scene. Ending credits role. The grid of faces appears and Disease gets a cross over it.






I think that might be my longest one yet. I got a bit carried away. What do you lot think of the fugitives storyline so far? What is __V__'s secret story? Will Scarecrow ever be caught? Find out soon!

[Psycom5k]

how soon? And when the hell am I gonna get killed? I'm waiting...

[ferretchucker]

Opening credits role. Fade into the bar formerly known as Yuki's. __V__ is standing inside whilst some builders are walking around doing odd jobs. A man in a black coat wearing sunglasses is standing beside __V__ and they're talking.

__V__: So, If I were to get these gothic tables, where would each one go?

Psycom: Well, one would go in the corner, and three would come off it either side. Each table should sit around 5 people.

__V__: Can you show me the colour you're going to do the bar again?

Psycom: It's a dark brown chestnut colour, it's being used everywhere.

__V__: Remember, I want the walls Red.

Psycom: Look, you gave me the instruction ol but modern, I'll take it from there.

Ferret, Horrorobsessed and XtRaVa walk in.

XtRaVa: Hey. Looking good so far.

__V__: They haven't done anything.

XtRaVa: I was talking about my hair.

Ferret: I like the ramp, makes it easy for all of us handicaps.

__V__: Got it for $5 off Gbay. Someone broke their back on it and-

ferret: That's enough info!

Horrorobsessed: What's the scafolding outside for?

__V__: New sign. Hasn't been designed yet. Massacreman said his brother was an artist so it's being designed for free.

Ferret: I just remembered. What were the police here for?

__V__: Just asking about the attack.

Fade to the police station, Mothman and Jenna are sitting at a table listening to the tape.

Mothman: So, what happened after you ran away?

__V__: Do I have to do this?

Tic: Just answer the question.

__V__: I was never far, three miles at the most. I occasionally checked up on the family. I felt bad but after Dad left, I just couldn't take it. Mum, Grandad and Gran could handle it. But then one day I saw the newspaper. "Distraught family make attempt to get back to normal." I was horrified. They had adopted!

Mothman: Scarecrow?

__V__: Yeh. He was a year younger than me. I waited a while then decided I had to meet him, so I came back. I...I told them I had joined a cult and couldn't leave. It was the first thing that came to my head. They all bought it and me and Scarecrow were fine. Then, a week later, I met this girl and we started seeing each other. Followed the basic's and on the third date I took her home. Then Scarecrow saw her...

Tic: What was so bad?

__V__: She was his sister. The sister that had left him on his own when their parents died and had him sent to the orphanage. He couldn't take it. She left me, we never spoke again and Scarecrow sunk into crime. Small things at first, stealing a chocolate bar. Then he got ambitious. Joined a crowd, began attacking. Mum wouldn't believe it. Even when she saw it herself she wouldn't. Years went by and then it happened.

Mothman: The fire?

__V__: The fire. Didn't like the colour of some guys skin. I caught him running away from the fire. He just pushed me away and ran off laughing. It all went downhill from there. You have his files. When I was 21 he was finally put away for life. Good riddance I said. Mum wasn't the same. When he was transfered here for help with Dr. Zero, she told me to come and keep an eye on things. Not many people knew I was connected. We kept it quiet I had come back and I stayed out of peoples way. I guess he just holds a grudge against me and his...

The tape stops.

Jenna: What happened?

Mothman: Tape ran out.

Jenna: Did he say anymore?

Mothman: No...we asked but he just went quiet. Could have brought him in but I think we all know what he meant.

Jenna: His sister...

Mothman: Tic's tracking her down right now. With all the name changes it's hard, but we might manage it.

Tic walks in.

Tic: Found her. Trufford. 50 miles east.

Mothman: Anyone heading there?

Tic: No need, got her on the phone, she should be arriving within the hour.

Fade to a rural area with a long road running along it. A green car is driving along. In the car is a red haired woman of about thirty. Out of a bush, a woman runs into the road. There's a load thud. Spal stops the car. She rushes out.

Spal: Oh god. Oh god. Not now. Not today.

She looks at the woman. It's a dummy. She runs back to the ca and checks the backseat. Nobody there. She gets a screwdriver out of the glove compartment and gets out her phone. the camera is in front of her and from behind, the middle seat in the back is pushed down. Somebody crawls through the hold from the boot into the back. Spal finishes her conversation on the phone and carries on driving. The camera changes to an above view of the car driving. A scream is heard then the car turns off the road into a tree. Spal's voice is heard mumbling scared things and sobbing. Ending credits role.

[Rayne]

We're still enjoying this...You're doing a good job, Ferret :)

[Despare]

A fun read rodent tosser, good job.

[crabapple]

Kinda reminds me of Doctor Who with the spooky cliffhangers. Or Lash LaRue.

[ferretchucker]

glad you all like it. It's getting harder for me to find time to write it because I'm back at school and the homework is piling up. I'll hopefully carry this on. Just to let you know, tonights episode will feature Dude and Crab.

[Psycom5k]

Finally I get in there, but it ends up I'm and enterior decorater......I see what you think about me you bastard....... go blow a walrus
































Lol j/k :p Good job.

[ferretchucker]

Finally I get in there, but it ends up I'm and enterior decorater......I see what you think about me you bastard....... go blow a walrus
































Lol j/k :p Good job.

My plan for you will be revealed tonight! One question though, do you want to be seriously injured or dead? If you're dead you can never return.

[Rayne]

If you're dead you can never return.Because you're not Newb:p

Can I PLEASE resurrect him?...I know some voodoo and black magic and stuff...And I've got this BOOK, it's really awesome, it's covered in human skin and everything :D

[_____V_____]

Can I PLEASE resurrect him?...I know some voodoo and black magic and stuff...And I've got this BOOK, it's really awesome, it's covered in human skin and everything :D

Where did you find it? Lovecraft himself has been looking for it for ages now.

[Rayne]

Where did you find it? Lovecraft himself has been looking for it for ages now.
SHHHH...I'm bluffing :p

[_____V_____]

SHHHH...I'm bluffing :p

Ahhhh...damn I m too gullible.:o

[Rayne]

Ahhhh...damn I m too gullible.:o
Aww...It's okay...Wanna play some poker?...I'm a beginner :D

[_____V_____]

Aww...It's okay...Wanna play some poker?...I'm a beginner :D

Last time I played poker I lost. Funny thing is...nobody else was playing.:rolleyes:

[ferretchucker]

at the moment, there will be no magic in the soap. When ratings hit rock bottom I might bring Newb back.

[_____V_____]

at the moment, there will be no magic in the soap. When ratings hit rock bottom I might bring Newb back.

Traditional hack-and-slash stuff for now, eh?

The guys from CSI are getting shitted upon, though. Poor Kemal...

[Rayne]

at the moment, there will be no magic in the soap. When ratings hit rock bottom I might bring Newb back.
Hmm, no magic, huh?........Well then....What if he isn't reeeeaallyy dead?...What if the story was circulated that he was dead, because he's actually in the witness relocation program?....How about THAT, huh? :)

[ferretchucker]

They're doing all that kind of thing in english soaps now too. Dirty Den came back to Eastenders and so id "Cindy".

Anyway, tonights episode.


Opening credits role, the grid of faces appears and another unknown face has a cross on it. Fade to the Newb's. __V__ is talking to Massacreman.

__V__: So I'm putting up the names of everyone who's helping to fund this on that wall. The workers are good...and fast. This place should be done as soon as Sunday.

Massacreman: Good, I'll tell Macabre. See ya later.

He leaves. __V__'s phone rings. He answers and as his face turns from normal to shocked, he runs out of the bar. Fade to the police station.

Jenna: Why isn't she here by now? She was meant to arrive yesterday!

Mothman: There's a party out there searching for her.

Tic: Looks like scarecrow is worse than we thought. If he has done anything, it might help us track him down. He's just got out of prison so hopefully he'll have forgotten about covering his tracks.

Jenna: I don't know. My dad was one of the officers who caught him, he told me a thing or two about last time. Didn't sound too good.

Mothman: I remember. Sitting in this police station...waiting for news of Geddy to come. Worst first week at work imaginable.

Somebody comes in.

Officer: We've found her car. It doesn't look good. Blood, scratches on the leather. There's a car ready for you sir.

Mothman gets up to leave. Jenna stands up.

Jenna: I'm coming too. I need to do something...after my last carelessness.

They both leave. Fade to a Train station. __V__ is standing, looking around anxiously, when someone walks up to him.

Crab: Hi __V__. Sorry, I've been at mums. I've learnt some...things. Come with me.

They walk into a small Café. When they sit down a waitress comes and takes their orders. She walks off and they begin talking.

__V__: You said something about Newb on the phone. What?

Crab: Hold on a minute. You know about what happened in the hospital?

__V__: Of course.

Crab: Well...my mum came to see me. It was about Newb.

__V__: How does she know him?

Crab: Let me speak! A few years before I was born...my mum had some...problems. She was all over the place. In her "Time of need", she met a man. He was called Gore. Gorephobia. Anyway, he helped her out but then...seduced her. She got pregnant.

__V__: You don't mean?

Crab nods.

Crab: But there's more. Gore left her as soon as he found out. Newb has known this all his life. Mum sent him away, she said she was too young to have a child, but after a few years, he came back. My aunt Gret always liked him apparently and she had a falling out with mum. Well...she also got pregnant.

__V__: What des this mean? You have a cousin?

Crab: And Newb had another half brother. A half brother that also knew everything. A half brother who kept his mouth shut about it to everyone else. A half brother that, after reading a letter Newb sent Mum, tortured Newb for 6 months. Literally tortured. Newb also kept quiet. I don't know why, but...

__V__: Who was the half brother?!

Crab: Dude.

The camera cuts to a shot of the police station and Dude is being walked into his cell, smiling. He sits down.

VC: So you're dude. Rayne told me everything about you.

Dude: Like what?

VC: Oh...nothing.

Dude: LIKE WHAT?!

VC: It's not important.

Dude: TELL ME!!!

VC: That like you got her pregnant eleven years ago.

Dude: What?

Fade to a small orphanage where a little boy of about 10 is sitting eating a lolly pop. He has black hair and a slightly rayneish look. A nun walks up to him.

Nun: Freak. It's time to sing our songs. Come on.

The boy gets up and, still frowning, walks over to a circle of children. They all start singing apart from him. He just stands there, eating the lolly. The camera fades pnto the road where the car went off. There are lots of policemen around. A car pulls up and Mothman and Jenna get out of it. They look at the scene, then turn around as a mtorbike pulls up. An old man takes off his helmet.

Jenna: Dad?

Vod: Hi. Need any help?

Just then, a gun fires and hits the ground at Vods foot. All the policemen run into the trees where it came from. The camera shoots to about 150 yards infront of them and under some leaves, a small bomb is seen ticking away. The ending credits role.

[illdojo]

I see what you think about me you bastard....... go blow a walrus

Omcdave??? :confused: :D

[VampiricClown]

Since when did I get in jail? Why am I in jail??

[ferretchucker]

The screen rewinds until they all leave again, this time, the camera changes to an outside shot. Somebody shouts.

Person: Police! Police get out here! The prisoners are all here! They've got out!

Instantly, lots of police run out of the station, including mothman and Jenna. The fugitives scatter. Mothman chases VC, Jenna chases Bloodrayne. The camera splits into two. One half following each of them. On one side, Mothman chases VC into a house where he picks up a mug and throws it at him. VC dodges it and looks around, smiling. as he does so, he runs straight into a door and falls over. On the other half, Jenna chases Bloodrayne into the small woodland area. She fires her gun a couple of times. Bloodrayne carries on running. They come out the other side and BR runs into a house. Jenna slowly walks in, holding her gun high, looking around. From behind the door, Bloodrayne quickly appears and shoves a knife into Jennas leg.

Bloodrayne: This is just too easy...


Ending credits role, alongside them is a picture of all of the fugitives. A red cross appears on VC's face.



That's when. I thought because you had a big storyline earlier, you couldn't have one now.

[ferretchucker]

lets have some more comments!

[crabapple]

Can you bring the White Ferret into it? It can have a cask of whiskey for people who get trapped in the snow, maybe

[crabapple]

Also, Bloodrayne should really go nuts...she should destroy furniture as well as attacking people.

[ferretchucker]

Rayne will gradually go nuts.

[Rayne]

Rayne will gradually go nuts.
YAYYY!!!

Will it be because I had a baby?...lol

[ferretchucker]

you got over that 11 years ago!

[Rayne]

you got over that 11 years ago!
Oh...I thought maybe I was gonna have another baby...But, if Freak is my son and I put him in an orphanage 11 years ago, couldn't he come back and make me crazy?...Cuz, you know, kids can ALWAYS make ya crazy :D

[Psycom5k]

Omcdave??? :confused: :D

no..... I'm brand new to HDC forums. Thats the third time i've been mistaken/accused of being somebody else.


And Ferret, I'd like to be really messed up, if I die or don't thats up to you, as long as there is lots of blood. :)

[ferretchucker]

Before I start, I feel I should inform you that I'm singing along to Weapon of choice by fat boy slim so I might make some mistakes! Here we go!


Opening credits role. The last scene from the last episode plays, this time, carrying on from the bit where they're running towards the bomb.

Vod: WAIT!!! THIS IS A TRAP! DON'T GO ANY FURTHER! I KNOW SCARECROW!!!

One policeman: Wait there old timer! We'll handle this!

Jenna stops and grabs mothman.

Jenna: Listen to him! Get them to stop.

Mothman: Okay. COME BACK HE-

Three fast beeps are heard then a huge explosion. Some men are blasted back whilst others are engulfed by the flames. When they die down Vod, Jenna and Mothman go over to the scene.

Vod: Idiots. I told them.

Jenna: We've gotta get out of here.

Mothman: I'll call a paramedic. First, lets get back to the car. I feel safer on the road.

Vod: This won't stop. Somehow he managed to get a bomb. Knowing him he made it. You lot have to be more careful. That's why I'm here.

Jenna: Does Mum know?

Vod: Why should she, I haven't spoken to her in years.

Jenna: Well you were married, she'd probably want to know.

Mothman: Save it! You,

He points at a policeman who stayed at the car

Mothman: Round up some of the others and bring every body from those trees. Dead or alive.

Vod: He can here us you know.

Jenna: I doubt he's hiding in the-

Vod: No. Look.

He points to a spot under the car. There's a small microphone underneath.

Mothman: We will catch you! You've killed some of my men so we will catch you! YOU HERE ME! I WILL MAKE YOU SORRY!

Jenna: Calm down!

Mothman: How can I stay calm?! He just killed most of my team without even being spotted! HE has bombs and there are still over 10 fugitives running around!

Vod: Lets go.

Mothman: You two go. Tell Tic what happened. I'm staying here 'til my team is in hospital.

Jenna and Vod leave. Mothman approaches another officer.

Mothman: I don't trust that man. He makes Jenna behave differently. If he gives you orders, don't follow them, he isn't a policeman.

Fade to Ferrets living room. He, Horrorobsessed and some others are all drinking.

Ferret: So you've never even sniffed a drug?

Dante: I don't like the idea of it.

Horrorobsessed: Neither do I but I tried it once.

Dante: Were there people crowding around asking if you've ever even sniffed some so you felt compelled?

Posher: We haven't even got any on us. We just wondered.

The doorbell rings. Ferret goes and answers it. __V__ walks in.

__V__: Guys. Come and look at this.#

They all get up and walk across the street to Newbs. There's a neon sign outside with Newb written in Red inside a black circle.

Ferret: It's good. What about the inside?

__V__: They've done it as a cross between an old english mansion library and a modern bar.

They go inside and it is how he described it, with modern red, cushy looking seats but dark, glossed cabinets.

Psycom: Who are you people?

__V__: These people are funding the project.

Psycom: What do you think.

Ferret: Definetely Newb.

Psycom walks behind the bar. He laughs as he gets some bottles out.

Psycom: I spent five years at bar school.

He starts juggling bottles and pouring a coctail. He gets out a lighter and lights the coctail then carries on juggling. He slips on a wet floor and the bottle lands on his head, knocking it onto the beer tap with a sickening crunch. He knocks the coctail off and it smashes on his head, setting it on fire whilst he lay motionless on the floor. Tic walks in.

Tic: I just got some more questions for-

He sees everyones shocked faces. One of the workmen points to the body behind the bar. Tic looks over, then at the group of people. The end credits role.

[Psycom5k]

Before I start, I feel I should inform you that I'm singing along to Weapon of choice by fat boy slim so I might make some mistakes! Here we go!


Opening credits role. The last scene from the last episode plays, this time, carrying on from the bit where they're running towards the bomb.

Vod: WAIT!!! THIS IS A TRAP! DON'T GO ANY FURTHER! I KNOW SCARECROW!!!

One policeman: Wait there old timer! We'll handle this!

Jenna stops and grabs mothman.

Jenna: Listen to him! Get them to stop.

Mothman: Okay. COME BACK HE-

Three fast beeps are heard then a huge explosion. Some men are blasted back whilst others are engulfed by the flames. When they die down Vod, Jenna and Mothman go over to the scene.

Vod: Idiots. I told them.

Jenna: We've gotta get out of here.

Mothman: I'll call a paramedic. First, lets get back to the car. I feel safer on the road.

Vod: This won't stop. Somehow he managed to get a bomb. Knowing him he made it. You lot have to be more careful. That's why I'm here.

Jenna: Does Mum know?

Vod: Why should she, I haven't spoken to her in years.

Jenna: Well you were married, she'd probably want to know.

Mothman: Save it! You,

He points at a policeman who stayed at the car

Mothman: Round up some of the others and bring every body from those trees. Dead or alive.

Vod: He can here us you know.

Jenna: I doubt he's hiding in the-

Vod: No. Look.

He points to a spot under the car. There's a small microphone underneath.

Mothman: We will catch you! You've killed some of my men so we will catch you! YOU HERE ME! I WILL MAKE YOU SORRY!

Jenna: Calm down!

Mothman: How can I stay calm?! He just killed most of my team without even being spotted! HE has bombs and there are still over 10 fugitives running around!

Vod: Lets go.

Mothman: You two go. Tell Tic what happened. I'm staying here 'til my team is in hospital.

Jenna and Vod leave. Mothman approaches another officer.

Mothman: I don't trust that man. He makes Jenna behave differently. If he gives you orders, don't follow them, he isn't a policeman.

Fade to Ferrets living room. He, Horrorobsessed and some others are all drinking.

Ferret: So you've never even sniffed a drug?

Dante: I don't like the idea of it.

Horrorobsessed: Neither do I but I tried it once.

Dante: Were there people crowding around asking if you've ever even sniffed some so you felt compelled?

Posher: We haven't even got any on us. We just wondered.

The doorbell rings. Ferret goes and answers it. __V__ walks in.

__V__: Guys. Come and look at this.#

They all get up and walk across the street to Newbs. There's a neon sign outside with Newb written in Red inside a black circle.

Ferret: It's good. What about the inside?

__V__: They've done it as a cross between an old english mansion library and a modern bar.

They go inside and it is how he described it, with modern red, cushy looking seats but dark, glossed cabinets.

Psycom: Who are you people?

__V__: These people are funding the project.

Psycom: What do you think.

Ferret: Definetely Newb.

Psycom walks behind the bar. He laughs as he gets some bottles out.

Psycom: I spent five years at bar school.

He starts juggling bottles and pouring a coctail. He gets out a lighter and lights the coctail then carries on juggling. He slips on a wet floor and the bottle lands on his head, knocking it onto the beer tap with a sickening crunch. He knocks the coctail off and it smashes on his head, setting it on fire whilst he lay motionless on the floor. Tic walks in.

Tic: I just got some more questions for-

He sees everyones shocked faces. One of the workmen points to the body behind the bar. Tic looks over, then at the group of people. The end credits role.



Lol I knew it was going to be fire. And now I look like a retarded Tom Cruise.... well... just Tom Cruise

5 bucks who can name that move reference.

[ferretchucker]

Mission Impossible?

[Freak]

Oh...I thought maybe I was gonna have another baby...But, if Freak is my son and I put him in an orphanage 11 years ago, couldn't he come back and make me crazy?...Cuz, you know, kids can ALWAYS make ya crazy :D

Wait a sec.Am I in this?I haven't kept up with the story much latley.Can someone give me a quick fill in?

[Rayne]

Wait a sec.Am I in this?I haven't kept up with the story much latley.Can someone give me a quick fill in?
You're my son...Dude Guadalupe is your dad, but he never knew about you because I put you in an orphanage when you were born...You are now almost 11 years old...You don't really have anything to do with the rest of the kids, you just kinda keep to yourself...You're a kinda weird kid...a little scary...This is probably why:
Dude Guadalupe is your dad

:p :D

[massacre man]

I want a nude scene.

[missmacabre]

I want a nude scene.Why do I have a feeling I'll get pulled into this? ;)
Seriously though, how did I get this character? haha

[Freak]

You're my son...Dude Guadalupe is your dad, but he never knew about you because I put you in an orphanage when you were born...You are now almost 11 years old...You don't really have anything to do with the rest of the kids, you just kinda keep to yourself...You're a kinda weird kid...a little scary...This is probably why:


:p :D

Sweet.Thank Mom!

[massacre man]

Wait, wait, wait. I want a nude scene, I want to use a gun while nude, and I want to play Playstation with Zero while clothed.

And I want to stab somebody with my penis.

[ferretchucker]

I can't think of many story lines for tommorow at the mo so give me some GOOD, SENSIBLE ideas.

[Rayne]

Sweet.Thank Mom!

No problem son...But, SHH, I haven't reclaimed you yet :pWait, wait, wait. I want a nude scene, I want to use a gun while nude, and I want to play Playstation with Zero while clothed.

And I want to stab somebody with my penis.
I'm sure you'll eventually get a chance to do all of that, but right NOW we're just working on a story for the SOAP...


:D

[massacre man]

No problem son...But, SHH, I haven't reclaimed you yet :p
I'm sure you'll eventually get a chance to do all of that, but right NOW we're just working on a story for the SOAP...


:D

I could get amnesia and think that I'm a monkey. It could be dramatic.

[_____V_____]

I could get amnesia and think that I'm a monkey. It could be dramatic.

That would give Zero an inferiority complex.:D

[massacre man]

That would give Zero an inferiority complex.:D

Which would make him pissed off and bite somebody, giving them rabies, then we deal with the families pains and the people they take it out on. Every future storyline depends on me being naked.

[ferretchucker]

Opening credits role. Fade to an alley behind some houses. A policeman is running fast. Shaky cam! The camera flashes ahead to show Murderdoll running ahead. She jumps over a fence and goes into somebody's back garden. The police man follows. He gets out his walkie talkie and calls for back. The voice on the other end answers.

Mothman: right away.

the policeman goes round a corner, just past the fence she went through. He looks around for a couple of seconds, then, murderdoll bursts through the fence with a knife. She stabs his leg.

Policeman: FUCK!!!

She pushes him over and carries on running. He pulls the knife out and chases after her. She trips and falls face first into some water.

Policeman: I am placing you under arrest for

She turns around and lunges at him. Her teeth crunch down of his nose. He screams and screams. Another policeman runs around the corner. She jumps over a fence to her left nd runs into its house. The other policeman follows and comes face to face with a woman sunbathing. she points to the house and he runs in.

Policeman: MD. It's me. Reg. Remember. I told you the joke about the goat, the frenchman and the dildo. come back to the station. Please.

a door closes and the policeman goes to the room it came from. The kitchen. murderdoll is standing just outside it. It's open. She points to the gas stove. Its on. She lights a zippo and throws it in. Theres a big explosion. She carries on running. Fade to the police station.

Tic: Okay, you're free to go. But I think his family want a word with you.

there are some angry, and sad looking people glaring at __V__.

Woman: We're suing you for $700,000. We found a judge.

__V__: What? Why?

Woman: Because of your wet floor without a wet floor sign, our psycom died. see you in court.

She hands him a piece of paper. Fade to The shop formerly known as VC's. A new woman is behind the till. Missmacabre walks in.

Missmacabre: Hello? Haven't seen you around here.

Woman: Name's Hammerfan. I'm the owners daughter.

Missmacabre: VC?

hammer: No. He just managed it. The owner lives in Stretham.

Missmacabre: Welcome to the neighborhood. Usually we have a pretty good bar. It would have been open today...but there was an accident.

Hammer: I read in the newspaper. i couldn't believe it. I bet it's been a while since someone died round here,

Missmacabre: You have a lot to learn. Well, just came to pick up my milk.

She buys it an leaves. She walks into her house and up the stairs. She fills a couple of water baloons up with the milk then leans out the window. SHe throws them at Psycoms family.

Miss: __V__ did nothing wrong!!!

Fade to the orphange. Freak is in the kitchen. He picks up a knife and looks at it. a nun walks in and shouts at him. Fade to the Newbs. __V__ and masacreman are talking.

__V__: How can I afford it?

Masacreman: We could help?

-_V__: $700,00? You can't.

Masacreman: Then there's only one thing for it.

__V__: What?

Massacreman: Leave.

Ending credits role.




Sorry this is short but I'm pretty tired.

[missmacabre]

Ya, that definately made my day right there.

[ferretchucker]

you and massacre will ease yourselves in over the next few episodes. Just like __V__ did.

[missmacabre]

aww thanks cutie. I like how you include everyone in this.

[crabapple]

It's a tough job, looks like! He even put some of the old hoochie poochie in there.

[Freak]

Wonder what kind of crazy antics me,the knife, and the nun are going to get into?

[Psycom5k]

Woman: We're suing you for $700,000. We found a judge.

__V__: What? Why?

Woman: Because of your wet floor without a wet floor sign, our psycom died. see you in court.

__V__ = Pwnt

:D

[bleeding_angelgirl]

is this supposto be a soap or a horror movie, ooooo ooooo you could make it a cross over,

[tic]

Congrats on your award ferret.

[ferretchucker]

thanks tic. I didn't know I had one til that post.

[ferretchucker]

This episode will hopefully satisfy you all. It's the final episode.



Opening credits role. Fade into XtRaVa's house. It's night time. Fade into the bedroom. XtRaVa and Horrorobsessed are asleep. A noise is heard downstairs. Horrorobsessed wakes up.

Horrorobsessed: X? X, did you here that? Wake up.

XtRaVa: Wha-?

Horrorobsessed: I heard a noise downstairs.

He roles over.

Horrorobsessed: Get up. Go and have a look.

XtRaVa: But I'm having fun.

Horrorobsessed: Doing what?

XtRaVa: Sleeping.

Horrorobsessed: Hurry up. The bat's in the cupboard.

They both get up and go downstairs. XtRaVa opens the kitchen door. He turns on the light.

XtRaVa: See. Nothing.

Suddenly, phantomstranger bursts out of the cupboard. He's brandishing a knife. He slices XtRaVa's throat. Horrorobsessed creams and runs to the front door. She tries opening it but it's locked and the key isn't in the door. Cut to an outside view and, by the light of the kitchen behind her, phantom's black figure can be seen stabbing her. She falls down and he creeps back into the house. Fade to the orphanage.

Nun: Freak! Freak! Bed time.

She looks around. Freak can't be seen anywhere. The bathroom window is open. Fade to the police station. Mothman and Tic are sitting in a small office.

Mothman: How could they still be out there.

Tic: We'll get the sack if they're not found in three days.

Freak walks in, crying.

Tic: What the? Sillis? Sillis!

There's no answer.

Tic: Hello. What's wrong? Come and tell me outside. This place is off limits.


They walk out the door. Mothman looks around. Tic's cell phone starts ringing.

Mothman: Tic. Cell. Tic?

He gets up and walks out into the main hallway. It's empty. He goes into the front room. The dead bodies of Tic and Sillis (the desk worker) are on the floor. Freak is standing there with a knife in his hand.

Mothman: Oh my god...no. NOOOOO!!!!!

He reaches for his gun. He's hit on the head from behind. Dudeguadalupe is standing there, next to bloodrayne, holding a table leg.

Dudeguadalupe: Leave my son alone.

Fade to the outside. It's morning. Posher, Zero, massacreman and missmacabre are standing, talking to each other.

Massacreman: So I told him to leave and he did.

Zero: Poor N- wait! I know this isn't the time but, did anybody else here the news?

Missmacabre: No.

Zero: A parralel universe has been found. It's the same but different. They have a different name for their version of our planet.

Posher: What was it?

Zero: I forgot.

Dante, jenna and Vod run up to the group.

Dante: We have to get out of here. Now. Their's been an accident at the police station.

Bloodrayne: NO ACCIDENT!!!

She's holding a pistol. She fires at Jennas head, then Posher.

Dante: Please...no!!!!

He starts running. Freak runs after him and slices his leg with the knife. He then goes insane on him. Dude's holding a chain. He swings it round and hits Zero over he head with it. He fals to the floor. Hammer steps outside the shop. Phantomstranger appears behind her and pulls her back inside. Her screams are heard. When everybody is killed and scarecrow, VC, Phantom, Disease and the resthave turned up, Bloodrayne gets something out of her pocket.

Bloodrayne: Whilst you lot where off killing people, I was preparing. I travelled to New Mexico. Got this.

Dude: Know what it is?

They all look puzzled, then Scarecrow speaks.

Scarecrow: It can't be. That's a ghost bomb.

Bloodrayne: Exactly.

Scarecrow: That thing can take down and building. Big or small. It's called a ghost because it "Haunts" one place. It knows where to be and where not to.

Bloodrayne: Say bye bye to the police station.

She rolls it in. The building makes a strange rumbling after a loud bang, then it falls. There's flaming debree everywhere. The wreckage has a huge fire in the middle of it.

Scarecrow: Let's go.

Dude: Where?

In the background, Ferret can be seen, holding a shotgun, slowly wheeling himself toards them. He loads. Suddenly, murderdoll drops from the top of a house, takes the wheelchair and pushes it.

MD: MOVE!!!

They scatter. She pushes it into the huge flames. Ferret's screams fill every viewers surround sound. They're all looking at the wreckage when a red jeep drives nito the street. Bloodrayne fires her gun at it. Then again. Then the tires. It skids, turns, then topples. It rolls a few times, crushing several of the group. Only two get up. Bloodrayne and freak. Freak smiles. Out of the car, Newb appears. He draws a screw driver and thrusts it into Freaks head. He falls to the floor, smiling. Bloodrayne yells and fires the gun. It just clicks.

Newb: Got bullets?

Bloodrayne: I'll Kill you!!!

Newb: What you gonna do? SHoot me in the head. Got no bullets bitch.

The camera zooms out to space. The planet is square. An astronaut, talking on his radio flies infront of the screen.

Astronaut: So they called this parrell place, Eearf?

Huston: No. Earth.

Closing credits role.



Understand? I don't. Well, I do. You must've guessed. Everyone was so out of character. Back to normal tommorow. I just had to have some killings, some explosions and an alternative ending to the fugitive storyline. And everything on readers row. No, this isn't the final episode. I just said that so you'd think it was and that I was just closing everything down.

[Dude Guadalupe]

Not bad, edge of your seat type stuff.

[ferretchucker]

I knew it would keep people wondering. What does Rayne think? Please...don't ask her over the phone. And who has those tomatoes?

[Rayne]

I knew it would keep people wondering. What does Rayne think? Please...don't ask her over the phone. And who has those tomatoes?
I was like, "OMG...Newb killed my kid?...NOOOO...Not my baby!...Not NEWB!!!"

Then it was over...I was a bit relieved...I told Dustin, "Wow...that was actually pretty exciting" :)

As for the phone thing...It only SEEMS like I talk a lot because Loren sounds JUST like me, so it makes it seem like I'm talking twice as much

Okay...In all honesty...Loren and I BOTH talk a lot, so together it's just too damned much

I AM aware

[GorePhobia]

I want to be in an episode!

[ferretchucker]

hmmmm. That could work.

[Rayne]

*anxiously awaiting today's installment* :)

[tic]

This episode will hopefully satisfy you all. It's the final episode.

The dead bodies of Tic and Sillis (the desk worker) are on the floor. Freak is standing there with a knife in his hand.[/I]


But ..... but ....... you killed me ......... the sanest one here! :(

;)

[Rayne]

But ..... but ....... you killed me ......... the sanest one here! :(

;)
It was an alternate reality...You're still good :)

[ferretchucker]

Yeh, it was in another universe. I decided to do a kind of "what if?" thing. What if Phantomstranger and Freak decided to come to Readers row?

[missmacabre]

ya I thought everything was happening a little fast haha

[ferretchucker]

Opening credits role. Fade to Readers row and Massacreman and __V__ are talking.

__V__: I have to say goodbye.

Massacreman: No. You can't. Not when you're going into hiding.

__V__: Nobody will say anything.

Massacreman: It's not worth the risk. I'll tell them you said goodbye, now get in the car.

They both get in. The conversation continues.

__V__: Where should I go?

Massacreman: I'll take you to the airport, when we get there, we'll see if we can find any flights.

The car starts moving. Fade to the police station.

Tic: I think I just found something. Look.

Mothman: What's that?

Tic: It's a forum I go on. Horror.com. There's a picture of someone at a party. Anyway, look in the background.

The camera looks at the picture. Phantomstranger is standing in the background.

Mothman: Where is it?

Tic: I asked but got no answer. I've spoken to the leader of the forum and explained everything. He's uploading new software. It'll let us track the IP address and find where the person is.

Mothman: How long?

Tic: Within the hour. Meanwhile, you go and speak to Horrorobsessed. She said she had some information.

Mothman leaves. Fade to the outside of Readers Row. Missmacabre and Dante are walking towards Hammers shop.

Dante: ...with my trousers down and the hamster in the punchbowl!

The both laugh manically. Ferret wheels up to them.

Ferret: What are you laughing at?

Dante: Nevermind. Where're you going?

Ferret: To try and find __V__. I phoned him and went to the bar. No sign of him.

Missmacabre: I spoke to him a few hours ago. He said he was staying in today.

Dante: Hmmm. Let's go and see.

they walk up to the bar. Dante hops over the fence and opens the gate. they go into the small back "garden" of the bar.

Missmacabre: Where does he keep the spare key?

Ferret points one of him Nub-legs towards the doormat.

Dante: Too easy.

They get the key, open the door and go in. It's empty. Dante runs upstairs and then comes back down.

Dante: He's left!

Ferret: What? How do you know?

Dante: Remember the other day when we came up to his flat and he showed us Newbs ashes.

Missmacabre: Yeh.

Dante: They're gone. He wouldn't have moved them unless he was going. That was the Newb shelf.

They rush out. Fade to the airport. Massacreman is talking to a lady at a booking desk.

Massacreman: Cheapest flight leaving today, out of the country. With spaces.

Lady: Hmmm. Today is very busy. Today, with spaces and ones you could get cheaply...here we are. We have a flight from Here to Arizona, here to Scotland or here to Cuba.

__V__: Cuba is the commy place right?

Lady: Yes.

__V__: Scotland then. How much?

Lady: Well, since you're flying with Scotair, it's cheap. Cheapest Atlantic Flight we have. even cheaper than -

Massacreman: How much?

Lady: $400.

Massacreman: We'll take it.

They buy the tickets and walk away.

__V__: 3 hours 'til it leaves.

Massacreman: I'm gonna go now. One thing, what do you want done about Newbs?

__V__: There's plenty of drink there. Only open it to our friends. Keep it secret. Make them pay and keep it running as long as you can. I'll try and keep in contact. Bye.

Massacreman: Goodbye __V__.

They separate. Fade to Tic on his computer. It makes a sound.

Tic: Okay...IP finder... Type IP here....okay...

Fade to His car pulling up outside a house. He knocks on the door. Someone answers. It's a man.

Tic: Hi, I'm Tic, I'm with the police. Just a couple of questions about that party you went to.

Man: What?

Tic: The one you had Pictures of on horror.com?

Man: Oh. Last nights Party. That was down at the town community centre.

Tic holds up a print out of the picture. He points to Phantomstranger.

Tic: Remember him?

Man: Yeh...went home with that chick I met...

Tic: Who?

Man: Blonde chick. Quite thin. Horrorlover. No...Horrorobsessed.

Tic: What?

Fade to Mothman in horrorobsessed's house. He's sitting on the sofa talking to her.

Mothman: So what is the information?

Horrorobsessed: I...I'm so sorry. He had a knife. I...I...RUN!!!

Phantomstranger rushes into the room. Mothman gets up. There's a struggle. Some blood shoots up the wall. The fighting stops. the camera shows Mothmans face, the PS, then horrorobsessed. It shoots down to her wrist. There is blood gushing from it.

Phantomstranger: Shit. And she was so pretty. Oh well. Let's have some fun.

He goes to the phone. Mothman has taken off his jacket and tightly wrapped it around her wrist. He's trying to keep her calm.

Mothman: Whatever you do, don't call anyone called Zed.

Phantomstranger: No. How about? Scarecrow...

The camera shows the shocked faces of mothman and horrorobsessed, who is very pale. It then goes to phantomstranger who is smiling malisciously.




Anyone get my little film reference? Wow. that was a cliffhanger. What will happen to Horrorobsessed? Will Tic save the day? Or will scarecrow get there first? Find out, this friday!

[Rayne]

Tic: It's a forum I go on. Horror.com.
Tic: I've spoken to the leader of the forum and explained everything. He's uploading new software. It'll let us track the IP address and find where the person is.

Mothman: How long?

Tic: Within the hour. HaHa...Now THAT reminds us that this is all FICTION...lol

[ferretchucker]

Lol. I had to give horror.com a mention. Thought I should make it seem like the perfect place.

[tic]

[FONT="Lucida Console"]
Will Tic save the day? Or will scarecrow get there first? Find out, this friday!

Probably not. ;)

[ferretchucker]

Possibly. I don't know if I should kill of anyone. It would put a twist on the fugitive storyline. To actually have one kill somebody. Hmmmmm. I'm not sure.

[tic]

Probably not. ;)

Oh Ok then .............. I'll save them all

[ferretchucker]

you answered that in your first message.














































































































Or did you?

[tic]

My fate is in your hands kid, you work it out

[ferretchucker]

Dun Dun DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

[Freak]

Fantastic stuff you've got ferret.Keep up the damn fine work.

[Disease]

I just got of the Phone and my agent says I could probably make a guest apperance for around 20,000 quid for 3 episodes....